2/2 Frillsby 2018/07/13(Fri)10:47 No. 892579 ID: bfb318
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>"I can't believe you're cheating on me Frillsby."
"And I can't believe you, in general."
>"Wow. With a girl, too!
"Gallsby you know full well this isn't going to go anywhere far. But I have to take it seriously to... keep the peace? I'm a little fuzzy on the reasons why I'm doing this, but - "
>"No Frillsby I'm a little fuzzy."
"Okay I walked right into that but what do you think of this formal attire I found?"
>"Well if you ask me, and you did, I'd say that it looks like a testament to how you'd settle for old worn formal attire sooner than go to the mall to buy clothes!"
"Okay but going shopping for clothes might just be the worst thing eve - Gallsby don't you shake your claws at me I get it!"
>"Hey you could ask Mayor about what she thinks of those clothes."
"Gallsby that seems like a bad thing to do. I can't think of why, but that doesn't mean it's not bad."

The real question here is what I think of these clothes, and if they're adequate for dating, or if Mayor will dumpster me as soon as she sees me.

You look like you are going to a job interview at a fast food restaurant.

So spice it up a bit. You need a black vest, A black mesh shirt, Elton John glasses, Black leather pants, And a cigarette on one of those giant cigarette holders.

Also shove a sock down your pants.

You look like a cashier wannabe. Get some actual clothes.

>>892579
You need a tie. Ask Gallsby for help putting it on.

Mayor probably won't dumpster you, but she is a Professional Woman and you look like a superdork. You gotta go clothes shopping for sure. Gallsby can attest to the fact that on any good first date, you gotta show off as much package as possible.

>>892579
You look entirely normal and bland. Compared to your regular fashion sense this is sure to be disappointing. Remember that time Gallsby convinced you to wear nothing but belts? Consider some more 'out-there' fashion.

> "I can't believe you're cheating on me Frillsby."

Gallsby, you love that i'm cheating on you. You've been more excited about this than anyone else, including the two people going on the date!"

He's right though you should get some new clothes. Mayor hardly ever goes on dates, might as well treat her to a real one and not give her even less of a reason to try it again in the future (with or without you).

Gallsby probably wants to watch you fuck the mayor.

I bet you if we went through his search history (if he can even use Google with his claws) we'd see a whole list of gay men boning straight women fetish roleplay porn.

FYI, considering the conversation you had yesterday about Gallsby dating we should probably ask for his eureka moment when he figured out he liked men and MAYBE his first time.

Yeah, ok, for revenge for all his teasing we're finding out who was his first.

You need a bowtie and less terrible pants

>You look like you are going to a job interview at a fast food restaurant.
This is a harsh burn and 100% accurate.

>or if Mayor will dumpster me as soon as she sees me
I don't think Mayor does her own dumpstering. She'll probably delegate it. Get CEO to do it. Or she could just order you to dumpster yourself, since she's your boss.

>>892633
it might be a symptom of being a ridiculous fluffmonster with claws for hands, but Gallsby, from everything we've seen, seems to just be down with people having sex. So long as everyones having a good time he seems down with it.

Top class monsterbro.

those clothes are adequate but who ever got anywhere by being adequate? Get yourself a nice blazer and some shades my man

Maybe add the hipster scarf you have on in the title card.

Untuck your shirt, geez. Without a lounge jacket it makes you look like a doof. Or a mormon.

And if you want to go full hipster, just wrap a keffiyeh around your neck.

Those are very skinny jeans Frillsby
If you're not careful your bulge will show
Just go RIGHT down the pantleg.

Hmmm maybe somthing more loose? Those seem to tight. And you bandana? Not goign to wear that?

>>892579
You look like you’re going to a job interview to ask Mayor to let you be her secretary.

1/3 Frillsby 2018/07/14(Sat)16:42 No. 892866 ID: bfb318
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>"Well you know what she'd say she'd probably say that you look like you're on your way to a job interview at a fast food restaurant, applying for the wannabe cashier job!"
"Are you sure you're not just saying that?"
>"I'm saying it too! The whole world would tell you that! You're going on a date with Mayor, not be her secretary."
"Hm... okay yeah maybe I got this set of clothes when I applied for a fast food restaurant."
>"Well past-Frillsby did a great job looking the part. But you've gotta look great for the mayor, where's all that fashion sense you usually have?"
"Out the window when I needed it most. Gallsby I gotta ask why're you so excited? You're more excited than anyone about this date, and to be honest that's a weird thing to be excited about."
>"What's weird about wanting my bud to have a good time and do this thing right?"
"Okay when you spin it right it sounds right, go figure."

Most of my clothes are either too plain or too spicy. I've got a bad lack of alternative tastes.

>"Besides I like seeing people do things for the first time."
"Which makes me want to ask you, how'd you realize you swung for the same team?"
>"'cause the first thing I did when I went into the strip club was yell 'Where's the dick at!'"
"Why were you in a strip club?"
>"I can't justify everything I do okay!"
"I believe it."

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"Okay I thought this was too formal about how's this?"
>"I know I'd fuck you."
"Okay but... would you fuck me while I'm in these clothes?"
>"No Frillsby you're going on a date you can't just go with sexed clothing!"
"Gallsby answer the question like how I meant the question!"
>"Well understand my answer like how I meant my answer!"

3/3 Frillsby 2018/07/14(Sat)16:43 No. 892868 ID: bfb318
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"I'm at a loss, so I'm going to try putting on my scarf. As much as I like this scarf, is this the scarf that works with everything?"
>"Hold on put on some shades."
"Shades? Frillsby there is at least a 95% chance this date is going to be indoors."
>"Frillsby I'm Gallsby!"
"That's what I meant."
"Well I'm not letting the date get ruined because you weren't prepared for the 5%!"
"Fine Gallsby I'll put on shades."

If none of these combinations cut it, then I'm just going to have to take a trip to the mall and get some non-recycled clothes.

Your topside is looking good. But those pants are boring. Unboring your pants. Business slacks are not cutting it.

Also shove a sock in your crotch.

>>892868
Pants are a little dull, but hey. Let's go with this.

Lose the belt and get a looser, slightly longer, and possibly more colourful shirt to have under the jacket and it could work.

This is good, outrageous pants would also be acceptable.

You look styling Frillsby.

Ditch the accessories, including the belt. only wear the scarf if you'll also have a wool hat and round-lensed sunglasses.

The scarf is what identifies him to other ninjas.

>>892868
wear those boyshorts you had in thread one, or at the very least add the drapey belt thing

Frillsby, are you getting your name confused with gallsby? pretty sure you are the one without giant monster claw mitts.

anyways.. the sunglasses make you look rad as fuck with those clothes. And you don't have to wear them indoors, just make them your "I'm so cool looking" intro.

Personally i like it.
It wouldn't hurt to take the glasses with you.

>>892868
Scarf is good. Shades will have to comes off at some point, like 43% of dates is looking people in the eyes. Also if this date is in the evening you'll just look like a jackass wearing sunglasses at night.

1/4 Frillsby 2018/07/17(Tue)11:36 No. 893379 ID: bfb318
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"Hey what about those boyshorts?"
>"That's the spicy clothing Gallsby!"
"Yeah so?"
>"This isn't a spicy date!"
"Not with that attitude..."

I pocket the sunglasses in case they're relevant. I also lose the belt and put on a looser shirt. The pants I have are either wild or not wild, there's no inbetween. And this is Mayor, who I doubt is ready for pant related power plays. I'll also leave the scarf off for now, but as soon as the slighest gust of wind is detected, or the temperature drops by 2 degrees, on it goes.

"I think I'm ready."
>"Well if you say you are."
"Goodbye."
>"Goodbye Frillsby it was nice knowing you."
"I'm... I'm going to come back from this, Gallsby."
>"Yeah I'm just saying it was nice knowing you!"
"I'm leaving."

2/4 Frillsby 2018/07/17(Tue)11:36 No. 893380 ID: bfb318
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Mayor must have seen my coming up the walkway to the front door, as she comes out right before I'm about to knock.

"Hey, Mayor, you look..."

I trail off.

She looks at me, then studies my clothes.

3/4 Frillsby 2018/07/17(Tue)11:37 No. 893381 ID: bfb318
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Then she turns around and walks back in, shutting the front door behind her.

I hear a faucet running, and a few rapid thumps.

Within a minute, I hear the floor creaking near the door as she comes back.

4/4 Frillsby 2018/07/17(Tue)11:37 No. 893382 ID: bfb318
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She opens the door again. I try again.

"Hey, Mayor, you look nice."
>"Hello, Frillsby, good afternoon and thank you. You look better."
"Thanks I tried."
>"I can tell. So what are we doing? Assuming much. A date doesn't need to be long if you don't want it to, and I know you were somewhat pressured into doing this."

Actually one minute? Either we've found Mayor's magic power, or it's time to actually be impressed. That's a legendary level of going from dead to bombshell.
Anyway, you should say that even if you were pressured into this it shouldn't mean that you can't enjoy yourselves. There an arcade in town or something? Ask her if there's something she'd like to do before going home to smash.

>>893382
To the par- Wait, the park was destroyed in the war. Okay, to the road into town next to the bombed out wastela-

Okay so, find a green area with chairs. Maybe a nicer restaurant than average.

Well we can go to one of the local attractions.

1. The tar pit.
2. The still active bomb in the crater next to the middle school. (Buy a t-shirt to prove you survived!)
3. Pinball museum that is probably a front for something.
4. Wet and wild Randy's, Wet and Wild, Wet and Wild park.
5. That cafe the sewer mutants run down in the sewers that somehow has 3 Michelin stars.
6. The blimp park.
7. The old observatory run by that mad scientist.
8. The zombie mall.
9. Applebee's. (but its actually good so very suspicious)
10. The Dorb commemorative suicide forest.

If she'd prefer to wear something more comfortable you could change clothes. Like... just take off the shirt and only wear the jacket with a bare chest? Something like that? I mean she's the Mayor she has to wear nice clothes all the time. Well, she went to the trouble of that quick change, so maybe better to not bring it up. The... déshabillé version was cute as well, though, in a different way. Seems kind of peculiar in retrospect, wasn't she sleeping in bed with a full suit on the last time you came here?

Anyway didn't you agree yesterday that part of your date would be training Villi at magic? Aside from that go eat somewhere niceish. Randy's.

Probably you should do a third thing as well besides eat and train Villi, what Ceo wanted was for her sister to start developing personal relationships of any sort more than just go on a date, so... go somewhere you might meet more people to have fun with? Maybe some sort of 2v2 casual sports thing? Look go eat first and while you're eating you can ask more about her interests. Maybe she'll turn out to be into motorcycles or something and you guys can go drink with some bikers.

You have bikers in this town, right?

>>893382
Let’s go with the classic “breakfast/lunch/dinner and a movie”!

She did look nice before she changed, in a very Mayor way. Maybe an aquarium or a hike, those both involve looking at animals plus a hike gets you away from other people and work.

>>893382
They say a persons eyes dilate when they're looking at something they like, and gosh did her eyes certainly get big.

I think we can say we know this woman well enough
The thing she wants more than anything else is coffee.

Lets go to a coffee shop. The best option for a casual, relaxed date where anyone can leave and stop the date at any time with minimal waste of money and time.

>>893405
Her eyes always look like that.

Could Mayor's magic power be speed dressing?! We'll never know because Frillsby won't get to touch her while she's getting dressed to see if that makes her slower.

>what do
Let's find someplace nice to eat lunch that's not the bagel shop.

Should offer a wild day of napping around the best parts of town.

Nah i am actually eager about this, in a good way. I haven't had a date with a girl before, so i am o curious of what will happen. Also kind of nervous.

>>893409
This sounds like a good start. Fill the Mayor up on some coffee to help wake her up a little more.

1/3 Frillsby 2018/07/23(Mon)17:56 No. 894127 ID: bfb318
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>You have bikers in this town, right?
We've had bikers passing through this town, and a few people who own motorcycles, but there's no biker dive bar right in the middle of Dorb.

>"Is speed dressing your magic talent?"
"No, that's my regular talent."
"Huh. Well, you know me, I'm all casual. You didn't need to dress up, you looked nice regardless."
>"I looked like a wreck, but if it's fine with you, I'll not bother with upkeep and look like a wreck by the end."
"You do you, Mayor. We can go around napping in the best places in town if you like."
>"You're dressed to do it right, so I'll only sleep when appropriate."
"Then I'm going to make the wild assumption that you like coffee, so how about a coffee shop?"
>"So, Villi's?"
"There's gotta be a date-ier place."
>"Ceo's probably there anyway. And we can train Villi together some other time, date or not. For now, a coffee shop reminds me of a legend about an Applebee's at the side of the freeway, south of here."
"I'm coming clean and admitting I don't know much about dates, but my virtual zero experience tells me that searching for a legendary Applebee's sounds like it can't be wrong."
>"Drive us."

2/3 Frillsby 2018/07/23(Mon)17:56 No. 894128 ID: bfb318
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There's only one major freeway that goes south. Mayor and I drive down it, she apologizes in advance and falls asleep for most of it.

She ends up sleeping on my leg. I'm 200% sure this is illegal as heck, but I'm 300% sure we're out of my jurisdiction by now.

She wakes up in time once, an hour later, I slow down and pull into the Applebee parking lot. Either it's the Applebee's, or it's going to be disappointment.

3/3 Frillsby 2018/07/23(Mon)17:56 No. 894129 ID: bfb318
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It's modestly busy, so we sit down and have our drink order taken right away. It doesn't look much different than any other restaurant, but the free appetizer bread is good.

"I think there's an arcade another hour south, too, if you're into those at all."
>"The one adjacent to the old pinball museum?"
"Ye."
>"Yeah let's do that after."

And now the dreaded pause in conversation is taking place, made only slightly less awkward by her munching on bread. Once she looks like she's about to finish a piece, I take one too and start munching on it.

So whats your magic power? Sleep based I guess?

Talk about something! Ask her if she and Ceo grew up in Dorb. Any interesting story to how she became Mayor? The job, not her name.

Or I don't know think of interesting/amusing stories from your police work to tell her. She's the Mayor so she's allowed to know stuff about legal proceedings in her town that it wouldn't be proper to discuss with other people.

ask what she thinks of smash bros this is vital

>>894134
This is indeed a must do.

>but if it's fine with you, I'll not bother with upkeep and look like a wreck by the end.
L-lewd.

>>894128
Super lewd.

>>894129
Bond by swapping embarrassing stories about Frillsby and CEO.

>>894129
Ask her if she has a cool magic power, and if so what it is.

Ask what her mom was like, and if she was named Mom or Legatus Imperator or something like that.

>>894129
What kinda restaurant gives you appetizers but doesn’t give you your drinks? You’re supposed to have both appetizers and your drinks while waiting for your food!

>And now the dreaded pause in conversation is taking place
Oh no! Not the dreaded pause in conversation! It’s so awkward!

Quickly, grab a knife and kill the awkwardness by cutting the tension!

And by “knife” I mean a conversation topic! Ask her if she has a favorite tv show or a favorite book series or something!

>Once she looks like she's about to finish a piece, I take one too and start munching on it.
And both of you stop doing that! You guys are gonna fill up on bread and not eat your food when it gets here!

>>894134
>>894135
If she ends up not caring for Smash, don’t let that ruin this date for you!

>>894137
You meant Gallsby and CEO, right?

>>894140
Yes

Possible Conversation topics!

>Recent events

"Yesterday was fun, by the way. Thank you for showing up and helping with the cards. Even if this date goes nowhere, I'd like it if we could do stuff like that again if you're interested. Irredeemable nerd that I am."

>Gaming Interests

"What kind of electronic games do you play, if any? Me and Gallsby are obviously way into the Smash Bros, but if I were to hazard a guess, I imagine you could be interested in turn-based strategy games? Stuff you can leave and come back to at will, at any rate. Or am I off the mark?"

>Stories About Family And Friends

"So, if Ceo is the yang to your yin, does she end up in as many weird or compromising situations as Gallsby does for me? At one point I felt the need to get custom-made a 'shame ladder' for him. Too many rooftop escapades and fire department calls."

>Mayor Dating Specific Topics

"Practically speaking, what do you think of this style of road date? Will the 'drive somewhere, do something for a short while' work out fine for you? Since you both get to sleep and do something during the same period? For longer stops we can always try out buying you a couple of energy drinks."

"I know this is throwing the date ball back into your court, but is there anything in the nearby area that interests you or places you'd like to have visited? I don't mind being your chaffeur for today and taking you pretty much anywhere in range. I can't say I remember any scenic vistas or interesting tourist attractions myself, though."

Ask her how she enjoyed your lap.

Don't fill up on bread.
Ask her about her magic power.
Swap Ceo and Gallsby stories.
Bond.

Tell a gallsby story. Then tell a frillsby story. Then tell a gallsby frillsby story.

>>894129
"ever get the feeling magic is just the universe giving us plenty of rope to hang ourselves with?"

Have you ever been to the pinball museum before? Any crazy high score stories?

1/2 Frillsby 2018/08/31(Fri)13:54 No. 899771 ID: bfb318
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The waiter comes by to drop off our drinks. I stop munching on bread just so that I'll still have room later to buy time for conversation topics.

"Have you been to the pinball museum?"
>"Not personally, but I've heard of it, as well as someone who never leaves."
"Well as a person who plays video games, my mouth is forced to ask you if you do the same."
>"Not often."
"And if you do play a game, is it smash bros?"
>"Yes, but I'm what most players would call a punching bag."
"What about strategy or base building games?"
>"Yeah. Those turned me into my sister, so I stopped for my health. We'll see how good we are at the arcade."
"There's a whole world of date activity. Like driving, where you can sleep on my lap some more."
>"You do have a nice sleeping lap."
"I take pride in the sleepability of my lap. Does touching me and my anti-magic self mess you up at all?"
>"If anything it helps. Don't ask me what my magic is."
"It's the biggest question of all."
>"And it's the biggest secret."
"Alright, then I get to ask another question. Was your mother's name 'mom'?"
>"That's what Ceo and I always called her, so... yes."
"How'd you become Mayor?"
>"I played arbitrator for a few people in town, then I noticed there was no one in the town hall. So I moved in and called myself the mayor. What made you become a police officer?"
"Gallsby and I were born this way."
>"Born... as a police officer way. About expected."

She glares at her menu, then lets out the biggest yawn I've seen in my life, if my life didn't have Gallsby in it. Mayor has both the courtesy and the hands to cover her yawn.

>"I need to stop by that place where you picked up those foreign, probably unsafe energy drinks. Good energy drinks, before I build up a tolerance, helps wake me up for a little while. Nearly illegal and really illegal energy drinks, surprises, and touching you for extended periods are just about the only external things that help wake me up. Anyway, tell me a Gallsby story. A short one."

2/2 Frillsby 2018/08/31(Fri)13:54 No. 899772 ID: bfb318
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"Gallsby once got stuck in a tree because he put his claw in a crack or something. We had to call the fire department. Tell me a Ceo story."

She vocally makes thinking noises like 'hmm', 'uhh', and weird half-audible murmurs while I look at the menu and find out why she's glaring at it. Before I ask her all the questions I want to, a waiter comes by.

>"Hi how're you two lovebirds doing? My name is Pine and I'll be your waiter today. Are you all ready to order?"
"I am."
>"Probably." says Mayor. "I'll have pancakes."
>"What kind would you like?"
>"Plain...?" She points to something in the menu.
>"The Stack'em and Pack'em?"
>"Yes."
>"Would you like your side to be the Hash Mash Smash or the Flying Hootmeal?"
>"The first one."

Mayor's got an obvious problem with big gimmick menu names.

>"Okay! And you, sir?"

The menu is extensive, and aside from a few items, they all have ridiculous names.

I would like the hamshambler with extra dragon yolks. Easy on the mandrake but with extra flip flops.

Oh and a bucket of charred fingerlings.

And a double gulp chestburster to drink.

>>899772
Bullshit him. Request the Groulandine Adlepate with Moxie and Vim under a Bedsheet with Glass on the side and see if he accepts it as an order. Touch Mayor some more to see if it helps her stay awake.

>>899772
We'd like him for dinner.
Later though.
Just go for some steak and eggs.

"I'll have spaguetti with Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch sauce, please."
This is a real thing, almost.

>Nearly illegal and really illegal energy drinks, surprises, and touching you for extended periods are just about the only external things that help wake me up.
That was either flirting or confirmation her magic is sleep-related. Or both!

>The menu is extensive, and aside from a few items, they all have ridiculous names.
Just order what you want and let the waiter figure out what silly name that is.

>>899771
>Mayor has both the courtesy and the hands to cover her yawn.
You know what they say about big hands, right? ;D

.....wait, that only applies if you’re talking about a man and the size of his dick. Never mind!

>I need to stop by that place where you picked up those foreign, probably unsafe energy drinks.
Looks like you need to make a pit stop at that gas station. You might as well put some gas in your car while you’re there getting energy drinks.

>>899772
After you order and after Mayor tells you a Ceo story, you should ask Mayor about this “Applebee’s legend” she mentioned and what makes it a legend.

Tell the waiter "You" before giving your serious order.

>touching you for extended periods
>>899809
[Eyebrow-waggling Intensifies]

>>899772
Spaghetti on waffles.

>>899771
She plays Smash (doesn't matter if she's not good), thinks your lap is super comfy and touching you literally powers her up. Could you be any more perfect for each other.

Other than the whole being gay (?) and her being a cute girl thing. But this is Dorb. Weirder things are -literally- happening right now.

Some of them are even on this menu! Order the Grilled-Garlic Habadashery with extra cheese.

yEAh can i get uuuhhhhhhhh

Texasauras steak with.... I'm not saying that out loud. The wedge fries. Yes.

Order off menu. Spaghetti on waffles. Either that, or just order "food" and see what happens.

Spaghetti on waffles, with extra blue berries.

Get the Framminjammin Flapjacks.

Order a Coffee Cake as a dessert, so you can split it with Mayor!

1/2 Frillsby 2018/09/02(Sun)21:35 No. 900204 ID: bfb318
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>Order a Coffee Cake as a dessert
The thought of ordering dessert right away sounds like the kind of thing monsters and Gallsby would do.

"You."
>"... me?"
"Is what I'd say, but that'd be rude, asking someone out while dating another."

Mayor makes some puffy noise.

>"Don't let that stop you." she says.
>"I'm sorry, but we don't do off menu items like me."
"Then I'll have the Texasauras Habadashery with Llanfairwlf.... Lanfawa..."
>"The Llanfairpwllgwyngyll sauce?"
"Yes. With a side of... spaghetti on pancakes."
>"The Wily Whiskers?"

I look at the menu. They have spaghetti on pancakes there.

"Yes. And for a drink, a Double Chestburster under a Bedsheet."

By this point, Mayor's buried her face over her coffee, hiding from the neverending stream of goofy menu items. The waiter leaves, and Mayor lifts her head before immediately lowering it again.

>"I just thought of a Ceo story." says Mayor. "Once upon a time, she crashed my date."

Listen we both knew this would happen.

The only solution is to reverse gay chicken them. If they see us making out then they will have to as well.

But Gallsby is 237% gay. He will probably explode if he touches a lady. While I am only 128% gay.

(or was it the other way around?)

"That's weird, that reminds me of one time Gallsby forgot that real life isn't like a movie and stalking your friends just makes things weird and awkward."

>>900205
*frustrated sigh*
“I already know the answer, but humor me when I ask, ‘Is Gallsby with her?’”.

When Mayor tells you yes, ask her if Ceo also brought Villi? Or can Mayor not see him sitting next to Ceo because Ceo’s giant boobs are in the way?

.....let’s just try to ignore them. Ask Mayor about this “Applebee’s legend” she mentioned, what makes it a legend, and what she’s hoping to find at this Applebee’s?

>>900205
Do you think we could have them arrested? I'm half the police force, and you make the rules. Of course, I'd have to get Gallsby to take himself to jail or else I'm ruining the date by running off.

I mean, she did say straight-up that she wants proof of it being a real date so just ... be on a date. Have food, have fun, tell stories.

>>900207
Remember, Gallsby has dated SO many women. Just ask him. He could name so many (anything and everything Gallsby says could be/is bullshit with a 2% chance of being true).

>>900205
That can't be Gallsby. His claws would tear that menu to shreds. This is a pair of shapeshifters looking for revenge.

Really? I wonder how that one ends. Welp, just roll with it Mayor, nothing to do about it. Especially if Gallsby is in that story.
You can still think of a Ceo story, one that would make her blush of embarrassment.

>>900205
Reverse Gay Chicken is the only option. We both need to be as completely straight as possible.

Yep, reverse gay chicken.

How has she gotten Gallsby to behave himself for this long? Normally he's already talked about blowjobs at least twenty times.

>>900244
You say that as if he probably hasn't been doing that, constantly, while we can't hear him.

>>900205
Ah, yes, my Frillsbydar is going off.

Ceo better be careful, Frillsby is pretty handsy with his dates.

>>900265
You mean Gallsby??

Straight chicken is the only way.

1/2 Frillsby 2018/09/03(Mon)16:34 No. 900311 ID: bfb318
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"Do you see Villi with them?"
>"No, just Ceo and Gallsby."
"I don't know how this story ends."
>"We ignored them no matter what."
"Did we act paranoid about them being shapeshifters?"
>"No, because Ceo is sitting down like she wants to stand up in a way that's hard to mimic and describe further. But is there a chance Gallsby...?"
"And Gallsby got kicked out of a dozen restaurants before learning how to hold up a menu like that without tearing it apart."
>"So they came over like weird stalkers that want to make sure we're having a good date and making everything awkward in the process."
"That's exactly what they're doing. Let's ignore the heck out of them. Wait. Maybe we can get it awkward for them."
>"How?"
"Straight chicken."
>"... like gay chicken, except..."
"Straight. You see, Mayor, I'm 128% gay, but Gallsby? He's 237% gay. He probably hasn't even looked at Ceo."
>"You sure?"
"Not even a little."
>"It's risky. For Ceo and I that's pseudo-gay chicken. Ceo would kiss a gay person way before me. Plus, we're at a booth where they can't see us clearly."

Mayor scoots deeper into the bench to make that truer than ever before. Gallsby can be heard talking, but I can't make out the words. Probably something something blowjobs something blowjobs.

>"We'll keep the idea up there as a desperate measure when ignoring them inevitably fails."
"Okay. So I need to know. Why's this Applebee's legendary?"
>"They say the food is good."
"Why do people eat out if good food at a restaurant is legendary?"
>"We'll just have to wait for the food to find out."
"Then let's use that time well. You can still think of a Ceo story, one that would make her blush of embarrassment. And then tell it loudly."
>"Her blushing of embarrassment implies she has any shame. Second off, she'll start telling Gallsby and the rest of the restaurant stories about me that will make me die of embarrassment. Like that time one I was at a restaurant with these stupid names, and I was hungry, so I ordered... forget it."
"Mayor I have to know."
>"... promise you won't laugh."
"You have my most serious of promises."
>"Which is how serious?"
"Graveyard serious."

...

>"I ordered Dick's Prime Sausage."

2/2 Frillsby 2018/09/03(Mon)16:35 No. 900312 ID: bfb318
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I may have promised too much.

>"The description said it was guaranteed to leave one satisfied."

>>900312
Bite the table. Hard. Also, tell her stories of your childhood that aren't horrible.

Man this is turning out to be a great date. Mayor is wonderful!

Well was it up to your exacting standards? That particular cut of finely aged meat?

Or was it to much to get your mouth around?

Bite your tongue.

Quickly! Tell her something stupid you’ve done to balance out the embarasment before it’s too late.

Frillsby you are gonna have to knock it out of the park to make up for this breach of trust. Do you have any incredibly embarassing stories to make up for it?

>>900312
Handcuff your mouth shut. It's the only way you'll keep that promise.

Pretty sure she knew that was a promise you couldn't keep when she made you make it. She set you up!

I love her.

I guess that would be quite the mouthful.

I to have a fondness for wieners.

That meat can not be beat.

Did Dick fill you up properly?

Wait is that actually on the menu here? Cause if it is Gallsby already has two of them in his mouth.

>>900311
>"So they came over like weird stalkers that want to make sure we're having a good date and making everything awkward in the process."
Inform Mayor that it’s unfortunate that you’re out of your jurisdiction, otherwise you’d arrest them for being stalkers.

Ok, here’s the plan. After you and Mayor are done eating and after you’ve paid for your food, one of you tell one of the employees that it’s Ceo’s birthday and to tell them to make it a big surprise!

Then, when the employees surround Gallsby’s and Ceo’s table to give them a cake, they’ll be trapped at their table and distracted by the employees! That’s when you and Mayor leave and hopefully loose Gallsby and Ceo before they notice that you guys have left!

Make sure you tell Mayor, so that she knows to be ready to run out the door with you!

>>900312
Quickly! Inflict pain upon yourself to make you want to cry instead of laugh!

Then follow it with an embarrassing story about yourself! in fact, you should tell her that story! You know, the one story that’s so embarrassing, you’ve never told anybody, not even Gallsby!

Have Mayor promise that she won’t tell Gallsby.

Aaaand?

>"The description said it was guaranteed to leave one satisfied."
Ok, now she is making it on purpose. The name was hilarious enough, there is no way she is not trying to make you collapse a lung with that last comment.
How did you not see that in the menu? It would have been perfect!
You need to distract yourself with something. Ask Mayor for help, she is literally killing you right now.

"Did it?"

bite lip. Dont laugh. Focus on the chicken game...

Spin it around and tell her an embarrassing story of your own?

>>900312

Time to ignore the heck out of them.

In the janitor's closet.

With some Frillsby's Prime Sausage.

By which I mean dicks. For Mayor.

The ULTIMATE straight chicken.

1/4 Frillsby 2018/09/12(Wed)09:58 No. 901442 ID: bfb318
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>Chew tongue

2/4 Frillsby 2018/09/12(Wed)09:59 No. 901443 ID: bfb318
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>Bite table

3/4 Frillsby 2018/09/12(Wed)10:00 No. 901444 ID: bfb318
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"I'm fine."

That wasn't on this menu. This must have been at a different place with similar naming ideas.

"And? Did Dick fill you up properly?"
>"I don't remember. I just remember everyone watching how I ate it. It doesn't help that instead of chewing on sausages, I liked sucking the flavor out of it first."

4/4 Frillsby 2018/09/12(Wed)10:00 No. 901445 ID: bfb318
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>Handcuff face

>Give her Frillsby's Prime Sausage
I'm too straight chicken for that.

Instead, I'll tell her an embarrassing story about myself.

I just have to remember one.

There's the time you handcuffed your face shut and then tried telling a story. Or the time with the dick-measuring Shrek shapeshifter.

(This one time I was on a fun date with a nice lady and I handcuffed my face shut to not laugh. Turns out I do not have handcuff keys though.)



Tell her the tale about how you found out what your magic power was! How you were in a school play as the charming prince! And you went to pick up the princess in the last act but touching her negated her magic!

Oh that poor girl. What was her magic again? It was so long ago I think it was...

1. Mass dampening. Turns out she was ultra dense. You got squished and they had to call in a crane to get her off you.
2. Magic clothes! The embarrassment!
3. She was a shapeshifter! Turns out the princess was a shark all along!
4. Her power was stage magic! As soon as you turned it off everyone realized how shitty the play had been set up and all the backdrops collapsed!
5. Her magic kept her from transforming into her true horrible form! It took all day to pry her off of the clocktower and you were stuck in her tentacles the whole time. Both of you had to go to therapy!

Say part of you is wondering how that works, but it's okay you believe her really.

Tell her about the time you swat team six'd into the wrong building.

>Or the time with the dick-measuring Shrek shapeshifter.
This one is a thing that happened and it is quite funny.

>>901445
Okay so, tell her about the Blowjob Karma incident. That was actually funny.

>>901447
>Mass dampening. Turns out she was ultra dense. You got squished and they had to call in a crane to get her off you.
This sounds like it would be funny.

Also, isn’t that just another way of saying ”she was fat”?

>>901444
She knows exactly what she's doing.

>Instead, I'll tell her an embarrassing story about myself.
Like the time you ended up painted naked as a statue in public? Or the time you accepted a straight chicken date? Oh wait she was there for both of those.

How about the time Gallsby tricked you into coaching little league.

>>901500

Seconding this. See if you can't order some bread in which to recreate the chart, too.

1/5 Frillsby 2018/09/16(Sun)14:48 No. 901960 ID: bfb318
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"I'd tell you all about the times of shame, but you were there for a couple."
>"Then tell me about the runner ups I wasn't around for."
"Long long ago, I played the prince in a play, and a classmate the princess. I had to straight pick her up at the finale. As it turns out, she had magic to control her density, and when it got switched off, she was at maximum dense. She managed to keep herself in check just so that when she became maximum, she was on top of me. I nearly died that day but more importantly the play was ruined. The whole cast tried to pick her up, then the firefighters and police came, then a crane was brought out to pick her up."
>"Is there video?"
"Not if there's anything right in this world."

I also weave her the tale of the shapeshifter and the blowjob karma.

2/5 Frillsby 2018/09/16(Sun)14:48 No. 901961 ID: bfb318
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Then the food comes.

>"The Stack'em and Pack'em?"
>".... yes. Here."
>"Then for you, sir, the Texasaurus Habadashery."
"Thank you."

3/5 Frillsby 2018/09/16(Sun)14:49 No. 901962 ID: bfb318
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For maximum food efficiency, we keep ourselves more or less silent. The waiter comes back when we're finishing.

>"And for the both of you, the Couple's Tower."

He plops a giant cylinder of ice cream between us.

>"We didn't..." Mayor starts, then stops her sentence after thinking she's said enough.
>"Ah, the couple over there has sent it."
>"She, or they, shouldn't have."
>"We can send it back if you like, but it is already paid for."
>"No, I mean it should be us sending them things."
>"Would you like to?"
>"Maybe. The girl? It's her birthday."
>"Oh, really?"

The waiter's face get some sinister look to it, exactly the sort I'd expect from someone who delights in putting forth their rendition of 'Happy Birthday to You' upon an unsuspecting person.

>"Thank you for telling me, miss!"

4/5 Frillsby 2018/09/16(Sun)14:49 No. 901963 ID: bfb318
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He trots off. A few waiters that were helping others mysteriously start vanishing as Mayor's machinations are put into play. She puts cash on the table and we eat a lot of ice cream.

Then, as some kind of predatory pack, the waiters all come out and cross by our table. Mayor smiles. I look behind me, because there's nothing to lose. Ceo and Gallsby are trapped. I don't think Gallsby knows why, he probably thinks it's some other poor sap who has a birthday. Ceo, though, tenses up, as is the usual reaction for someone who sees an incoming birthday song to be delivered without consent.

I'd feel bad for Gallsby as this is the stuff of his nightmares, but I don't. Singing happy birthday is one thing that he can dish out all day long, but can't receive once.

5/5 Frillsby 2018/09/16(Sun)14:49 No. 901964 ID: bfb318
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The waiters block their line of sight and we make a break for it to the car.

>"To the arcade now, Frillsby, where they can't follow us?" asks Mayor.

Yes Arcade and Pinball sounds great.

But take a side route and or hide your car to avoid being followed.

Also consider if your car has a tracker.

>>901964
...why can't they follow us there?

We need to lay a false trail. Or switch cars, so they're following yams or something.

We need to make a false trail. THEN we go to the arcade.

>>901964
The Arcade, definitely. Let's get out of here.

>>901960
>"Not if there's anything right in this world."
You jinxed it! Now when Mayor gets home, she’s going to find that video on the internet!

>>901964
>"To the arcade now, Frillsby, where they can't follow us?"
That’s the plan!

When pulling out of the parking lot, don’t drive so fast that your tires squeal, otherwise you’ll make them notice you’ve left. And the sooner they notice, the easier they’ll be able to catch up!

>>901967
>Also consider if your car has a tracker.
A possibility we’ll have to check when we get to the Arcade parking lot.

>>901969
>>901972
>false trail
How the hell are they supposed to do that?

If they were on foot, I’d understand how that would work. But how are they supposed to do that in a car?

>>901977
It's simple, just slam your brakes in random places, that's a way to do a false trail in a car!

Go to the arcade that doubles as a bar.

1/2 Frillsby 2018/09/19(Wed)15:25 No. 902399 ID: bfb318
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There's no time to spare, so we get in, calmly drive out of the lot, then uncalmly drive down the freeway and to the arcade.

In the arcade's parking lot, I throw my hand around the car's undercarriage for any trackers or anything, but the only thing I find is a big mystery for how Gallsby and Ceo found us.

2/2 Frillsby 2018/09/19(Wed)15:26 No. 902400 ID: bfb318
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It's not primetime for arcades, so there's just a small handful of people here. Some are also at the bar, because every arcade has a bar these days.

>"Welcome to Game Mage Parlor."
"Two cards split between however much money this is."
>"That's two twenties."
"So it is."

>"It's been a long time since I've been to an arcade." says Mayor. "Recommend something for us, Frillsby?"

>>902400
Dragon Dance Revolution

Dance dance nightmare.

House of the living 7.

Boop the snoot 2.

Skeeball the reckoning.

Boop The Snoot 2 for sure

Boop the snoot 2 was a classic.

>>902400
What about Bubble Blobble?

A multiplayer coop game, obviously. Versus isn't her style (she becomes a punching bag or too competitive), and beyond that many arcade games require reaction speed and constant maintained attention. The best games suited for her must be games that 'last' for a few minutes at most. Or possibly ones where you can easily cover for her while she occasionally catnaps on your shoulder.

Dragon Dance Revolution is a pretty good fit for 'lasts only a few minutes', but not for shouldernaps, sadly.

You could also be a gentleman and give her the opportunity to play through a few single-player games and tell her you'll happily just be on standby with your anti-magic to help her stay awake throughout.

>>902400
Boop the Snoot 2

Play one of those 2 player shooting game. Like The House of the Dead or something. Or a Metal Slug. Those kick ass!

A racing game next to a shooting game so you can pretend you're doing drive-bys.

See if they've got a tetris cabinet hiding somewhere.

Bonus points if it's puyo puyo tetris

Warn them about Gallsbys giant arcade destroying monster hands and Ceos "violent" competitiveness.
That should help keep them from following you in here.

>>902400
Play one of those 2 player co-op shooting games, like Time Crisis or something similar.

This is for 2 reasons: 1) For the obvious entertainment and 2) To show Mayor how good your shooting skills are so you can convince her to let you have a gun when you’re doing police stuff. You never know when you might need one!

Other games I’d recommend are:

Dragon Dance Revolution, to see how well both of you can dance.

Metal Slug, but only if you have lots of quarters, since that game is known for eating quarters because of how often players die.

Puyo Puyo Tetris, since puzzle games are good brain exercises.

And Boop the Snoot 2, because how could you not want to play that?!

See if they've got Boop the Snoot 2 and Metal Slug.

1/7 Frillsby 2018/09/25(Tue)16:52 No. 903147 ID: bfb318
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Mayor tours the arcade once to see what there is.

>"Since I haven't been to an arcade in ages, I've wondered what games are in. Apparently not just is there a 'Boop The Snoot 2', but that implies there was a Boop The Snoot 1."
"Want to boop a snoot?"
>"I don't see what choice I have. You do it first."

An digital snoot comes on screen. I tap it.

2/7 Frillsby 2018/09/25(Tue)16:52 No. 903148 ID: bfb318
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>"Snoot... boops! Rating: 86/100. You win!"

Three tickets come out.

"Show me how it's done, Mayor."

3/7 Frillsby 2018/09/25(Tue)16:53 No. 903149 ID: bfb318
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BAP

4/7 Frillsby 2018/09/25(Tue)16:53 No. 903150 ID: bfb318
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>Snoot DESTROYED. Try again next time!"
>"That's enough of that game."

5/7 Frillsby 2018/09/25(Tue)16:53 No. 903151 ID: bfb318
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>"There was an older set of game cabinets here. These are games I've played. Tetris, puyo puyo, Bubb - uh... this isn't Bubble Bobble."
"I don't know, it looks like Bubble Bobble to me."
>"It's clearly not."
"The screen though. There's bubbles. There's bobbles."
>"But the title is all snubbles and snobbles."

She starts a game.

6/7 Frillsby 2018/09/25(Tue)16:53 No. 903152 ID: bfb318
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>"Okay it's just Bubble Bobble except with a bootleg title."

I get distracted by stalkers.

7/7 Frillsby 2018/09/25(Tue)16:54 No. 903153 ID: bfb318
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'Cept that's not anywhere close to the kinds of expressions stalker's put on.

>>903153
Go over and ask them man what.

Dopplegangers?

Or maybe Ceo's power can do something that would let her track you?

Ask Mayor.

They are both clearly extremely offended that you would fail to support the original creators of bubble bobble by feeding your money to a knock-off.

Hmm. Wait. Originally, Ceo was wearing a shirt with a high collar. (>>900205 , >>901964), now she's wearing one with a collar that's a bit lower. It's an imposter! Or she had to change her shirt for some reason. Or she's an imposter!!

>>903153
They seem worried about something. Go ask them what's up.

>>903153
.....ohhh, I think I know what’s happening.

You actually managed to lose them and they gave up following you. So they decided to just kill some time by coming here to play some games while waiting for the date to be over.

They look surprised because they didn’t know you would be here! So they ended up accidentally following you here!

Regardless, you should inform Mayor of the bad news and ask her if she wants to confront them for ruining the date? Because at this point, it’s almost like Ceo is purposefully trying to ruin this honest attempt at a date so that she can get out of having to ge to a therapist as part of her and Mayor’s agreement.

Mayor, they’re back.

>>903157

Huh. You're right. Ceo's boots are different too.

Its clearly time for some espionage. Become Reverse Stalkers.

They are... off. Something is off about them. I got a bad feeling about this. I might just being really paranoid, they couldn't have followed you here a second time, it's too much.

>>903153
call Gallsby

Call gallsby, try not to make a scene. If they come closer, boop the snoots. If they move away chase them and then boop the snoots.

Also don't announce gallsby by name in person or on the phone. Something is afoot, and we need to determine what it is first.

How the fuck was Gallsby even allowed in here with those hands?

>>903153
The shrekening is nigh.

>>903153
Use your snoot boopers to flip the stalkers double birds.

1/5 Frillsby 2018/09/26(Wed)16:04 No. 903435 ID: bfb318
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"Mayor, does Ceo's magic involve anything involving tracking us?"
>"No, why - oh for heaven's sake."
"Hey, you guys!"

Gallsby waves his arcade-incompatible hands.

>"Hey, shapeshifters!"
"What?"
>"You two just happened to be here? Unbelievable. And by unbelievable I mean literally, I can not believe it."
"That's what I thought about you two!"
>"Besides." says Mayor. "We got here first!"
>"Psh, we decided to come here before you guys did, unless you decided it last night!"
"Sounds like we need to test for shrekening."

I call Gallsby.

"So, Gallsby. Are you expecting any calls?"
>"I don't know, I forgot my phone at home!"

... damnit, knowing Gallsby, that isn't that bad of an argument. Especially since no Gallsby is picking up. Ceo speaks up.

>"I'd call you to check if you're shapeshifters, but how do I know you two didn't steal Frillsby's and Mayor's phone, huh?"
"At least we look like ourselves. You two are off."
>"How so?"
"You were wearing a high collar earlier, Ceo."

She tightens her collar, and it rises up.

"And different boots?"
>"I have like 5 pairs in my car!"

2/5 Frillsby 2018/09/26(Wed)16:04 No. 903436 ID: bfb318
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>"Ceo." says Mayor. "After all that jazz about getting my to try to go on a date, are you actually trying to make it harder, or are you that socially blind?"
>"Look! Gallsby and I talked about you two going out, Gallsby got jealous - "
>"That's only what it looked like to untrained eyes!"
>"Well whatever happened we joked about going out to make things fair, and it turns out both of us let things get out of hand! And before you asked, Villi was cool with it."
>"Villi would be cool with anything." Mayor continues.
>"Cause he's a cool guy! The point is is that we decided on coming here last night, but then on the way over, who's car do we see? Frillsby's! At the Applebee's! And I really wanted to know how things were going, and I was going to leave it at that! Then we came here after your birthday stunt!"
>"Excuse me while I don't believe you."
>"Well you don't have to! Go have fun with Frillsby."
>"I can't 'have fun' while you're constantly looking over my shoulder to make sure I'm smiling or whatever."
>"I won't!"

Mayor glares.

>"Okay look I came all this way to the arcade and drug Gallsby here too I can't just leave."

3/5 Frillsby 2018/09/26(Wed)16:05 No. 903440 ID: bfb318
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Gallsby's face lights up with a Gallsby idea.

>"There's only one way to settle this, shapeshifters or not. Frillsby and I have to have a friendly competition. The loser and his girlfriend have to leave and date somewhere else!"
"Gallsby at the risk of sounding like I'm accepting, which I am absolutely not until I hear your terms, what is your idea?"

4/5 Frillsby 2018/09/26(Wed)16:06 No. 903441 ID: bfb318
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>"Straight. Chicken." See that over there? Photo booth. We rock paper scissors, and winner chooses who goes first. Then the second group has to one-up the other in straightness! Then the first group has to one up that. If they fail, or if they chicken out, then they lose and have to leave the arcade! If we need a judge we can get a random innocent bystander."
"Gallsby I basically had this idea earlier."
>"Suuuure you did! You just didn't want to say anything cause it's 'weird' and 'ridiculous' I bet!"
"... Yeah!"
>"You know what kind of people say that?"

5/5 Frillsby 2018/09/26(Wed)16:06 No. 903442 ID: bfb318
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Ceo leans in with him.

>"A chickeeeeen!"
>"A chickeeeeen!"

Gallsby either has a sneaky game plan or he forgot he was at least 100% more gay than my 110% gay.

He is going to go in there and duck down so the camera only gets a photo of Ceo. Then by default there picture is 100% straight. And yours will be only 50% straight cause you are in it.

So all you need to do is duck down... Wait!

Wait we have not idea what he will do! Ceo and Mayor could be bi curious or reproduce by budding! Who knows this town is weird!

So get in the booth and make some funny faces and have a fun time with Mayor. If she wants to smooch you then let her. But just enjoy the date regardless.

Also challenge them to some snoot booping.

Just grab Mayor right now and kiss her.

Ok Gallsby but 1) You are more gay than even Frillsby is and 2) Your hands will make it difficult to perform several non-gay actions. Now the real Gallsby is capable of having suboptimal ideas for himself but it occurs to me that a shapeshifter could come up with this competition in order to secure blackmail material against an upstanding member of the police force.

So you have to go first. Also this is contingent on Mayor's acquiescence because obviously.

>>903444
I'm serious, if you don't head this off with drastic action it's just going to end up a slowly escalating series of straight-chicken shenanigans ending with worse things than a kiss. That can be cool and all but pull a power move, Frillsby, take charge of this and kiss Mayor.

>Chicken x2

That tears it. Whether it's Gallsby being jelly and having a laugh (for perfectly Gallsby reasons) or Ceo having a ball teasing her sister (for perfectly sisterly reasons), this is interrupting this lovely sort-of-date that you're on. You need to deal with these two jokers so that you and Mayor can become just good friends by the end of this.

Look to Mayor - go ahead with the photo-farce if she's willing to endure potential sisterly blackmail material. Pick Paper cuz' Gallsby's gonna make some sad and terrible rock joke. If it's Ceo answering, pick Rock, because she'll probably have asked Gallsby what he'd pick and know paper would be your go-to move. If you win, go first and start high - with snoot-to-snoot booping. The next level up would have to be kissing, and I'm not sure Gallsby's even vaguely mentally prepared for it to get that serious, that fast.

Seriously, boop some god damn snoots. You have anti-magic for a reason, time to use it!

I don’t trust this because 1) doppelgängers can use these photos as blackmail material to have Mayor removed from office or something like that, and 2) this is Gallsby and Ceo we’re talking about here, they could just take the photos and throw them around for everyone to see, just for fun!

Also, this is the type of silliness that Mayor hates, she’s never going to agree to doing this!

>>903442
Tell them to fuck off, you're on a date.

I'm starting to think that neither frillsby or gallsby know what gay actually means or how percentages work. Or even care. Or how this exposes shape-shifters.

Frillsby, kiss mayor. Surprise yourself, enjoy it.

Ceo, one up them with the fluffmonster.

Gallsby ... pretty sure you're never not enjoying things, regardless of what those things are. Have a girlfriend for like a minute, you and Ceo get along way too well.

Cause you're both fluffy trolls.

>>903460
Yeah, that also works. And it’s probably for the best that we do this instead of playing along.

Look at Mayor yes that look, give her a nod, and then initiate full tongue-in-mouth kissing. Go straight for the nuclear option.

I see two options here, tell them to leave you alone or do as >>903470 suggested and go full nuclear. Do remember that mayor should get a say in this too.

>>903442
Ask Mayor if she's up for it. Caution her that you are going to take this deadly serious.

If we decide to go nuclear and kiss Mayor, then don’t do it in the privacy of the photo booth, do it right here out in the open in front of Gallsby and Ceo!

>>903442

Easy win: go 120% Bible study group. Hands clasped in laps but not too close with room for Jesus between you and zero eye contact.

It doesn't get any straighter than intensely repressed sexual frustrations.

Perfect plan. Double dog dare him to a game of boop the snoot 2. There is no way he can best you.

>>903442
Quick, try to become bisexual! Also,you can always just take your shirt off to give Mayor something to ogle in the photobooth.

Ok, that does it, we didn't came here to put up with Gallsby's shenanigans. Kiss Mayor right now, she will understand. Apologise in advance. We were going to have a nice time and they ruin it with shenanigans.

>>903563
Only appologize if she doesn't enjoy it.

>>903442
I straightest thing I could possibly do is tell you you're being ridiculous and that I'm too square to play.

Sorry Gallsby, you lose.

...wait if both Frillsby and Gallsby are on a date that means there are no damn cops on the force!

>>903653
the resulting rise of crime will give them something to do when their dates are over. Its the perfect play.

>>903653
Hey, you’re right!

Damnit, Gallsby, we both can’t be on dates at the same time!

1/4 Frillsby 2018/09/27(Thu)17:34 No. 903678 ID: bfb318
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I could tell them to fuck off, and they probably would or at least Gallsby would, but there'd be unwanted lingering baggage.

"Mayor. If we do this, I'm going not going to hold back. We're going to win." I'm shooting a look at Mayor. She looks...

Well she looks like the mayor. I can't read her until she takes a step closer.

I take a step to face her.

2/4 Frillsby 2018/09/27(Thu)17:35 No. 903679 ID: bfb318
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We kiss.

3/4 Frillsby 2018/09/27(Thu)17:36 No. 903680 ID: bfb318
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>"Holy shit." says Ceo. "I'll go to the psychiatrist or whoever, damn!"
>"Traitor!" says Gallsby.
"Gallsby you were going to do worse or was that a bluff?!"
>"It was a bluff!"
"I don't believe you."
>"Well I'll take your disbelief, go home, and dumpster it! Don't forget about me Frillsby even while you're smoochin' all the ladies!"
"I won't because I need a dick to suck to reaffirm my gayness."
>"Aw no Frillsby you aren't suckin' my dick with that cootie-tongue! Go wash it off with Villi's dick!"
"Maybe I will!"
>"Good!"
>"Great!" adds Ceo.
"Excellent!"
>"Fantastic!" Gallsby continues.
"Fuck off Gallsby!"
>"I'll fuck on!!"

He escapes before I have a chance to ask what that means.

4/4 Frillsby 2018/09/27(Thu)17:37 No. 903681 ID: bfb318
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>"You alright, there? If I didn't already know you were 200 whatever percent gay, I'd be very concerned about the face you're making right now."
"I'm fine, just don't mind my hella gay reflexes. That move was correct. It was a power move. The best move."
>"Oh thank god, I thought I made a mistake, but it worked out. They're gone without raising a stink."

I look over to where I believe Gallsby played Boop The Snoot 2.

"It's probably for the best they're gone."

Yeah but now you might have to pay for that. You'll have to arrest Gallsby and put him in gay baby jail.

If Mayor's tongue had any magical properties they're probably dispelled now.

Time to find and play the gayest game in the arcade. Washing your mouth off with dick would be rude during the date!

It was about time they stoped with the bullshit. They very alike, Gallsby and your sister, they never seem to know when to stop.
Speaking about Gallsby, i think i actually managed to make him upset this time. That is goingt to come back to bite me in the ass later, and not in the gay way.

>>903681
Yeah, now we can play some dang video games.

I'd say you should make it up to gallsby, but he was being a tremendous ass in the first place.

Maybe when you get back just sentence yourself to some community service* for not backing down and him for being, well himself.

(*and by service I mean a tv/movie marathon of the gayest thing you can find. Bonus points if it's better than drag race)

Gallsby is a good guy but he takes things to far sometimes. Mayor did good.

Sigh and give the owner the police department info for sending the repair bills for the machine.

Then go continue your date and play some dance dance.

Kissing girls is like drinking black coffee; your reaction is strong at first but eventually you love it.

Be the best Gay Traitor you can be.

>>903681
>Frillsby’s face
What’s the matter? I thought you liked the taste of coffee! XD

Ask Mayor if that kiss helped her wake up more or is it the same amount as touching you?

Frillsby 2018/10/02(Tue)15:24 No. 904548 ID: bfb318
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"So did that kiss help wake you up?"
>"Not any more than just touching you regularly."
"Dang, I guess I don't have magic kisses after all."
>"After all? Did you think you did?"
"Every dick I've kissed has perked up."
>"..."
"I'll file that sentence under 'things I shouldn't say on dates'."
>"Someday you'll be a pro. But you know what? I am enjoying myself. Especially now that we can play games, finally."

And we do. We play every co-op game in the place, and most of the rest. One game that stands out is "Shoot Everything 5", a game that has civilians and cops that pop out and penalize you if you shoot them.

The games all take long enough that anything else is winding down as it gets to be evening.

A) Do one last activity
B) Drive back home, complete date

Dance Dance

Love testing booth that you both realized was a bad idea one second after entering but now feel too awkward to leave.

>>903681
we have to arrest Gallsby and touch him with our cootie tongue on the snoot later for destruction of private property

>>904548
also B. offer to let Mayor watch you touch Gallsby with her cooites

I don't know what else to do but i can't shake the feeling that we really are missing something here.

B

Go home. No need to draw this out longer than it needs to go.

>>904548

B, with a twist.

Head back home to Mayor's sofa and watch a rented action/romantic movie, that time-honored date finisher. Both of you end up falling asleep cuddled up in an awkward state, Mayor having tried to keep skin contact with you to stay awake through an entire movie for once.

Wake up with stiff-ass muscles next morning, Gallsby and Ceo mistakenly presuming your complaints about soreness as you two having made a 'proper' night out of it. Expect to spend rest of morning "no really, nothing happened"-ing.

>>904603
This

>>904548
B

>>904603
Totally this, yes.

>>904551
>>904552
These, for A.

>>904603
Definitely this.

>>904552
>>904551
A

>>904603
I think watching a movie at Mayor’s house still counts as doing one last activity.

>>904823

It's one of those things where you can think about it in several ways.

A) Do one last activity (here at the Arcade).
B) Drive home, complete the date (by watching a movie, falling asleep).

If neither A or B really fits what I suggested, there's always options C through Z, pending quest tolerance for random suggestions that fit into the larger picture.

Do A) then do B) then do C) Cuddle-sleep to put off D) dealing with Gallsby and his ridiculous trolling until E) Tomorrow

1/3 Frillsby 2018/10/04(Thu)15:46 No. 904967 ID: bfb318
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Mayor and I go back to her house. Ceo's there, but as soon as we walk through the door, she flees upstairs. Mayor and I watch an action movie, and my anti-magic more or less keeps her awake even though she lays down on my lap.

I also hear some scraping on the walls. Then I realize it's Ceo, again, escaping through the window and getting into her car right about the same time that I get a text from Gallsby saying that he, Ceo, and Villi are going to hang out at the bakery.

By the time the movie finishes, Mayor is slurring her speech, and falls asleep with her leg falling out of the couch in a way that can't be comfortable. She's on my lap so I can't get up. It's absolutely impossible. This is my life now.

2/3 Frillsby 2018/10/04(Thu)15:46 No. 904968 ID: bfb318
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Chapter 8

I'm waking up?

I'm awake. I must have fallen asleep for a few hours after my imprisonment.

But I bet what woke me up wasn't the thought of my situation. There was a noise. I was to asleep to notice what it was, but was also aware enough to wake up and know there was some noise. Mayor's still asleep. Maybe I just dreamed it. This house is spooky and -

3/3 Frillsby 2018/10/04(Thu)15:46 No. 904970 ID: bfb318
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"kshhhhhhrrrrrrrrhhhhhh"

Okay that's not just spooks, that's haunts and just an all around messed up noise to hear in the middle of the night.

Its just bad plumbing probably. Bad Ghost plumbing!

Carefully move out from under sleepy Mayor and go investigate the horrible ghost sounds.

>Mayor falls asleep on my lap so I can't get up
Oh no, she's a cat. Frillsby, you have a cat now. Your life is over.

>>904970
Look around for the source of the haunting, since you can't move.

>>904970
leave the house because its probably Gallsby getting revenge for the cooties

Reach for the TV remote. See if you can't turn on the television to scare the spooks.

Or at the very least check what time it is.

Carry Mayor with you.

>>904970
You're probably getting pranked.

Could it just be Ceo coming back? Maybe she passed out after a wild threesome at the bakery and only woke up a bit ago.

I bet its something to do with Mayors magic. Maybe she wanders around in ghost form while sleeping.

Maybe her being awake is sleeping for the ghost!

Go check it out. But be careful to move slow and switch a pillow for your lap.

>>904970
Ghosts are magical, therefore it can't hurt you. However, you should still pat Mayor on the head and try to rouse her gently.

Do you think Mayor never gets enough sleep because there are spooky ghost haunting her and they don't let her sleep? Is either that or someone is fucking with you.

Well you can't move. Still got a mayor on your lap. Just stay calm and remember your police training...no not that part of it. Yes that part.

Frillsby you are a cop. It's your job to be able to deal with strange things in the night! Haven't you gotten training for this? Anyway it might be Ceo sneaking back in or some old house thing.

Though I have had the theory that Mayor's magic is some sort of time stop ability and the reason she's constantly sleeping is because the time she's not sleeping she spends doing everything in stopped time land. Maybe she just did it there now and came back, and that sound is something she moved into an unstable sliding into place! But I guess if that was it your antimagic wouldn't affect her tiredness. And she wouldn't be able to use it while touching you. Though she is resting on your pants and not directly on you? And maybe there's extra tiredness as a magical side effect. Hhrm, unlikely. Maybe I'd better cross that one off the list, cool as it would be.

We'll figure it out eventually!

>>904970
Is that Gallsby scratching on the door? Or Ceo? Go investigate.

You know what you should do?

Investigate, batman style. Check the perimeter from the roof, then work your way down.

It's TV static or mayor snoring don't worry about it.

You have a catMayor. Softly pet the catMayor

battle plan!
If ghost: you are antimagic. just touch it.
If Gallsby and/or ceo coming back from villi’s to mess with you: be super straight.
If someone broke in to use the shower like you did: go grab a knife and prepare for the upcoming pun off.
If none of those things: panic and flail in a way that is completely unbefitting of a police officer.

>>904970

Dammit, Ceo and Villi are doing the slow-motion do in that spooky bed.

1/3 Frillsby 2018/10/05(Fri)13:37 No. 905160 ID: bfb318
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>Ghosts are magical, therefore it can't hurt you.
If they can interact with the material plane though then they can throw crap at me. If they can't... then they probably can't hurt anyone.

I make a brief effort to rouse Mayor by petting her and then putting her head on a throwpillow. She's completely out.

2/3 Frillsby 2018/10/05(Fri)13:37 No. 905161 ID: bfb318
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There's investigating to do. I can't just go on the roof without finding a ladder or some kind of roof access. Plus, Mayor only looks over a portion of the house, and the rest don't have working lights. On the bright side, with no pun intended, I saw a flashlight in the kitchen. I grab it and walk around the house trying to find the source of this noise closer to where the noise is. It's hard to pinpoint, and I only hear it a couple of times.

I have my phone, too. It's a little after 2 AM.

3/3 Frillsby 2018/10/05(Fri)13:38 No. 905164 ID: bfb318
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Behind the house is an old, small graveyard.

There's someone out there. Possibly a ghost. Possibly a criminal. Possibly both. I don't know if it's legal for them to haunt even their own graves.

Also, I'm still coming to terms that there's a graveyard right behind Mayor's house. I thought the town map just wasn't written right or something, but no this is a backyard graveyard.

>>905164
Go see if they need any help.

Call Gallsby and tell him what you are about to do. You either will need help or someone to know how you died.

>>905161
You found a flashlight and the batteries weren't already dead? I thought your power shut down magic- that's clearly magic.

>>905164
Well, if they're not a ghost, they're trespassing. It's after hours. Go check it out.

Go police the graveyard.

See if the nice ghost needs any assistance.

>>905164
Go waltz over to them.... Oh, but first make sure to find the keys so you can get back in if you get locked out.

Well, if it is illegal to haunt things, you have a ghost to apprehend, if it is not a ghost, you have a criminal to apprehend for trespassing. It's a win-win situation.

>>905164
ask yourself when the ghost spooks started... its when Mayor went to sleep its just her magic, ignore it unless it commits crimes

>>905164

Welp. Time to lock the window and draw the curtains.

... ah fuck it. Go out there, into the graveyard, at night and see who it is. Nothing bad's going to happen. You're the police. You got anti-magic. And cuffs. And investigating ominous stuff like this at any hour of the day is literally your job.

Stick your head out the window. Also call Gallsby. Not necessarily in that order.

>>905164

Pretty noisy ghost to be heard all that way.

Maybe it's a spooky necromancer preparing for Spoopiween, that funky holiday all the kids are into nowadays, and what you're really hearing are the skellies in the cl--- err, basement.

Gallsby's probably not going to answer. Call up Villi or Ceo.

1/3 Frillsby 2018/10/07(Sun)12:39 No. 905554 ID: bfb318
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Against all instincts revolving around 'don't get spooked', I'd better go investigate the graveyard. I don't know where the backdoor is though, I'll just hop out the window.

....

Oh it's one of these windows with ornamental levers that don't actually work or let you open the window.

I guess I'll just have to go out the front and around the building. I message Gallsby.

"Gallsby just fyi I'm going to investigate a graveyard, if I don't make it then don't worry about a funeral 'cause I died in a graveyard."

It's past 2 AM though he's probably -

>"Don't die Frillsby!"

2/3 Frillsby 2018/10/07(Sun)12:39 No. 905555 ID: bfb318
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... But by some metaphorical law probably named after someone, by the time I come back, the ghost or whoever's gone.

3/3 Frillsby 2018/10/07(Sun)12:39 No. 905556 ID: bfb318
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>"Hi."
"FFFfhi Mayor."
>"What's going on?"

>>905556
Graveyard ghost. is that your magic?