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892578 No. 892578 ID: bfb318

Previous Threads/Wiki: http://tgchan.org/wiki/Frillsby_and_Gallsby
Quest may be NSFW at times. [Warnings: Gays, Smash Bros, Magic, Nudity, Dangeresque Situations]

Gallsby is the best damn cop on the force.
He is also the only damn cop on the force, because Frillsby is taking the day off to go on a date.

Chapter 7
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No. 954202 ID: e2f5cc

Copious amounts of bandages and drugs.

Do not elaborate on if they are medicinal or not.
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No. 954204 ID: 5b0071

>>954200
"Most people try to hurt us with magic so it comes up a lot less often than you'd think."
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No. 954206 ID: 67478b

"Dude I can summon anti magic handcuffs out of thin air. Anti magic is just another magic power."

Start summoning more handcuffs and stacking them up on his arm as you chat.
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No. 954265 ID: b1b4f3

>>954200
Go to a non-magical doctor. Those still exist. (probably because magical doctors aren't super common or can't cure everything, and antimagic is about as common as other specific stuff like magical healing, and there must be other magic talents that can render magical healing ineffective)
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No. 954275 ID: bb78f2

>>954200
I'll be honest this is a pretty mild town with mild crimes, the violent stuff is always magic, more often than not we're sheriff's that settle simple disagreements, really we're diplomats. It's why we don't have a jail, or a police station.

But an asshole like you has to come to town and fuck it up. Why can't you just fuck an actual asshole like the rest of us good folk.
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No. 954278 ID: 014729

>>954275
This is everything that needs to be said. Do not engage with this guy more than you already have; he did try to kill you after all. Let him be uncomfortable.
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No. 954398 ID: 0e24f3

Lets give gallsby a back rug with our feet
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No. 954541 ID: 1ed92d

>>954200
Wait a really long time for it to grow back.
Or a short time. Or instantly.
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No. 954573 ID: 5fc3a0
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954573

"Bandages. Drugs. Doctor visits. Time."
>"Non-magic doctors exist?"
"This doc can do stuff that isn't magic too, you know."
>"Huh."
"We don't get hurt often, because not everyone tries to murder us."
>"That guy on the ground tried to murder me!"
"Naw the gun wasn't loaded."
>"How was I gonna know that? All I could see was the gun!"

Not like I think Vabrelius is right, but that does count for something. I still rub Gallsby's back with my feet. It's oddly cathartic.
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No. 954574 ID: 5fc3a0
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954574

The doctor comes back out.

>"Here, have this." he says, handing Vabrelius a small potted plant.
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No. 954575 ID: 5fc3a0
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954575

The doctor leaves.

>"... what the hell am I supposed to do this this?! Is this the magic?! It's not doing anything!"
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No. 954576 ID: e2f5cc

Oh, that's Hazel's Leaf. You either have to crush it down into powder and snort it or find some way to inject it.
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No. 954577 ID: 91ee5f

>>954200
>Frillsby is handcuffed to Vabrelius‘ right hand.

>>954574
>>954575
>Vabrelius’ right hand isn’t handcuffed and Frillsby is missing.
Uh, what just happened? Frillsby, where did you go?!
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No. 954579 ID: 86eb65

Put your wounded hand on it dummy.
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No. 954580 ID: e7c7d3

It's a plant idiot. You water it and stick it in sunshine and it grows. Helps liven a place up. Teaches some responsibility.
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No. 954583 ID: 9b588c

You have to put it on your head and focus your being on it.

No, I'm not making this up so you'll look like a dummy.
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No. 954608 ID: 015bf2

>>954577
>right hand
Th... that's his left hand holding the plant, though?

>Plant wot.
You know how some people say talking to plants make the plants grow better?

Talking to doc's plants makes you grow better.
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No. 954617 ID: a9af05

>>954575
"You might need to lick it."

>>954608
>Th...that's his left hand holding the plant, though?
That's because the artist came in and corrected things by flipping the pictures around.
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No. 954620 ID: bb78f2

>>954575
It's a suppository.

You have to shove the whole thing up there. Pot included.
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No. 954623 ID: 695467

Congratulations, you now have a plant. Make sure to take care of it.
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No. 954657 ID: 0e24f3

The pot is magic, break it and eat the shards.
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No. 954659 ID: b1b4f3

Wasn't that his injured hand? What if the doctor already healed it and him holding the pot is a prank to make him realize it's done?
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No. 954666 ID: 10c408

>>954659
Wrong hand. The one holding the plant isn't the one that he put a knife through, that one is currently handcuffed to frillsby's wrist.
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No. 954795 ID: 1ed92d

>>954575
Try rubbing a leaf on the injured bit?
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No. 954801 ID: dbd72b

You... might be cancelling whatever is supposed to happen with your handcuffs.

You probably want to be sure of that before you take them off, though
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No. 954856 ID: c2f1f6

Take your gift and be grateful you criminal
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No. 955246 ID: 15a025

Crush it in a powder and chug it down with some water.
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No. 956007 ID: 5fc3a0
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956007

"It's a plant, Vabrelius. You know how people say talking to plants makes it grow better? Talking to the doc's plants makes you grow better. I think it helps if you have it on your head too.

He puts it on his head.

>"Make me heal you stupid plant!"
"Or was this kind of plant the suppository..."
>"What!"
"Or was it the pot that was magic?"
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No. 956008 ID: 5fc3a0
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956008

>"Idiot, get the doctor back here so he can - "

He lifts his right arm.
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No. 956009 ID: 5fc3a0
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956009

>"... Take the damn handcuffs off!"

snrk

>Did you leave them on on purpose you ass?!"
"Nawww."
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No. 956010 ID: 5fc3a0
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956010

Gallsby manages to rotate himself around while still under my feet so that he is facing Vabrelius. That's about as prepared as he needs to be to tackle Vabrelius if an escape attempt is made. I release the handcuffs and the anti-magic they come with.

Vabrelius melts in his chair instead, now enjoying a life of not being in immense pain. I think the plants had soothing effects too so that helps.
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No. 956011 ID: 5fc3a0
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956011

>"Hey, Frillsby."
"Vabrelius."
>"I know we haven't all gotten along in the past, but... as your current prisoner right now, want me to do you a 'favor' and you do me a 'solid'? If you get my drift."
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No. 956012 ID: 5fc3a0
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956012

Gallsby lifts his head.

>"I love sexual favors and doing solids, don't leave me out!"
>"I didn't say sexual favors!" Vabrelius blurts out.
>"I'm just sayin' what I love!"
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No. 956014 ID: 465a14

Rub your dick on his horn.
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No. 956017 ID: 86eb65

What you want you horrible man you.
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No. 956019 ID: b1b4f3

Tell him that attempting to bribe an officer is a crime. Also you're not gonna do any sex stuff with him, that's immoral and also gives him a decent chance of escaping.

Remember this dude tried to kill you.
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No. 956021 ID: a9af05

>>956019
I agree with this.
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No. 956023 ID: 015bf2

The bond between soon-to-be-convict and cop compels you to ask what sort of definitely not sexual favor does our petty thief and major pain in the everything wants.
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No. 956024 ID: 5fc3a0

If you're gonna enjoy this knife-loving crime man's company, you're gonna need some protection.

Against knives, and stuff. If you can ensure that he's not gonna do a crime to you, he IS super hot.
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No. 956025 ID: e2f5cc

>>956019
Actually, yeah. It's pretty poor form to bang someone who tried to kill you a few hours ago.

Bone him once he's on probation or something.
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No. 956026 ID: 48ce40

It wouldn't be ethical to exchange intimate favors while you're high, man. So ask Gallsby.
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No. 956027 ID: 10c408

Tell him you are doing him a solid right now by not poking him every few seconds to disrupt the plant.

If he continues with his criminal ways also inform him the last time you capture someone, you cuffed their ankle to a doorknob and then played smash bros without them.
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No. 956028 ID: 10c408

Tell him you are doing him a solid right now by not poking him every few seconds to disrupt the plant.

If he continues with his criminal ways also inform him the last time you capture someone, you cuffed their ankle to a doorknob and then played smash bros without them.
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No. 956041 ID: 51fd91

While an exchange of sexual favors for sexual favors would be a perfectly honest trade, it would be disrespectful to do it here. Let's go back to the car first.
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No. 956064 ID: 91ee5f

>>956019
This.

We’re not bad cops that take bribes from criminals.
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No. 956074 ID: c2f1f6

wooow, bribing a cop? that's illegal, I'm gonna have to throw you in the back of my squad car.

...for trying to KILL ME.

Although I am curious, have you got some kind of magic that affects your size based on your pride? Or does taking hostages give you a semi?
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No. 956108 ID: e71e16

>>956064
>>956019
It's only a bribe if the favors are exchanged for something else that isn't supposed to be bought.
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No. 956114 ID: a0dfd2

>>956011

Oh, it was magic weed. He's 100% "I love you man" right now.
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No. 956269 ID: 91b841

Give that boy something solid
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No. 956396 ID: 15a025

Sure, when we get back to the station you can help by scrubbing the dishes.
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