Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)16:38 No. 314288 ID: 950529
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>Krystal: "Hey!"
>Rachel: "Did everything work out with your sister?"
>Rocco: "Yeah, everything is fine now."
>Krystal: "Oh? What happened? Did ya have a falling out?"

Tell her everything

>>314288
"Sort of. But it's better now!"

"something like that. but its settled now"

change the subject and see what you can do to help with whatever they are working on

>>314288
"Well no- it was but... we worked it out."

>>314290
Not EVERYTHING! God!

>>314288
urg, those eyes. Krystal seems nice but god does she creep me out.

>>314290
Hell no. Everything covers way, way too much.

>>314288
Say no, you were worried but it all got sorted, and then ask if you can help them with anything. Remember, you want to keep the focus of conversations on other people whenever possible rather than giving them the opportunity to think about and question you.

>>314294
This. DON'T TELL THEM EVERYTHING. YOU'LL GET RAPED. BY EVERYONE.

Personally I think the stutter approach isn't always going to be the best response to talking about your sister. It's fine here, where she's just curious. I think it would be better if when discussing matter involving your sister you be a bit more... forceful. She's someone important to you, and you wont have anyone talking shit about her. Plus you've implied that part of your 'social anxiety' comes from seperation from your sister, and in general people social problems are overly defencive of the things they love.

>>314301
Yeah, tell her everything

You did have a falling out but it's better now.

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)17:16 No. 314310 ID: 950529
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Right- I'll- Yes, I'll just- Yeah, I have to be a bit- Okay.

>Rocco: "Y- Yeah, we did, but- It's okay now. A little fight won't keep us apart. What- uh- What are you doing? Can I help?"
>Rachel: "We are looking over the messages I received. Krystal files them in order of priority- One of your responsibilities as the vice president will be to address the lower priority ones, and assist me with the real important ones. They're mostly requests for help, mediation, advice, or a complaint..."
>Krystal: "Some of them are loveletters!"
>Rachel: "I will handle those personally."

"Ooo, let me see!"

>>314310
Yes! Read them out loud!

>>314310
Haha well now, isn't that what I said? Everyone has a crush on her! You're in good company.

Giggle a bit and say all those letters must take her a while. Does she really give them all a fair read? Do some of them ask for help too? Don't act too smooth here... but I doubt you could anyway.

Then serious up a bit and start on the low priority ones for them.

Start reading over her shoulder

>>314310
Ask how many of those she normally gets.

If they take "those" to mean love letters, blush and clarify that you meant requests in general. If they take "those" to mean requests in general, blush and clarify that you meant love letters.

...I don't know why, but an intense desire to know more about those love letters has come over me.

Attain them.

Oh yeah, remember to stutter and blush a bit more. You're a bit too comfortable right now and it's showing. A social disability such as the one you're emanating shouldn't be that easy to get over.

>>314318
Rosho had a meeting with her sister so a little bit of being at ease is fine. And warming up to Rachel counts for something too.

>>314310
Don't be grabbin' anything. Sounds like by 'I will be handling those personally' she means nobody else should be looking at them.

>>314326
Exactly why we want to see!

Previous thread: >>309592

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)18:34 No. 314344 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "Ooh.. C- I mean- uh- Can I-"
>Rachel: "I'm sorry, they're priva-"
>Krystal: "Dear miss president."

Wh- Suddenly the atmosphere changes drastically. Krystal- The air around her intensifies-

>Krystal: "I am in distress- Not due to something terrible.. No- It's due to you. I have hidden and fought these feelings for so long, but now they must come out. It is exactly what you think... And while I know that I have no chance to be your lover, I pray every day for a miracle- Yet I know no answer will come, because the miracle... was meeting you."

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)18:34 No. 314345 ID: 950529
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>Krystal: "Heh heh heh.."

Ask Krystal if those are her heartfelt feelings.

>>314345
Tell her she's good at dramatic readings.

>>314345
"Wow Crystal, you really feel that way?"

>>314349
Deadpan voice, and that will be hilarious.

That said, not sure how well we could pull it off with stuttery blushy persona. If we're not willing to risk it, I'd go back to recommending >>314316.

"...Does that happen a lot?" If she asks if she meant the letters or Kystal, the answer is yes.

Ooh, ooh, your turn. Grab one and start reading aloud.

"How romantic"

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)19:22 No. 314366 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "..Is.. Is that- Are those your- your-"
>Krystal: "Hahaha! I know Rachel well enough to know how lame she really is."
>Rachel: "Let- Let me see that!!"
>Krystal: "Ahahaha!"
>Rocco: "Does- Does she- uh- get- uh- get a lot?"
>Krystal: "At least one a week! And sooo many cards and chocolates on valentines!"

>>314366
Hah ah man I gotta know, does she really read them all? Does she answer them and turn them down or lead them on? Is that it is she just in it for the chocolate? Such a tease!

Suggest that you think it's a kind gesture and that she shouldn't feel embarrassed.

>>314366
Mention how sweet that is, that Rachel is so beloved by the student body. Tell Rachel that anyone would be lucky to have her, girl or boy. Blush while you say it.

Brace for nosebleed.

>>314366
"Well, everyone does seem to admire her a lot... I guess it's not surprising. Though, um, I would have expected less, uh, romance in a school without boys."

>>314366
You know what this means, Rocco? There's a good number of lesbians on campus. Girls. Together. Naked.

rush over and look at the laptop

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)21:05 No. 314396 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "That's- That's so sweet! Though I- I mean- I- uh- I didn't... I didn't expect- uh- so much ro-romance without boys-"
>Krystal: "Ahh, but that's the beauty of it~ All these teenage girls full of hormones, reading all their light novels and watching their lovecoms.. Then suddenly, this cool calm white knight appears, and their little hearts can't take it any more~ ♥"
>Rachel: "Get off me."
>Rocco: "Well- I- I can imagine it. The president is- uh- I mean- I understand why she's so loved- Whoever- uh- Her boyfriend is very lucky."
>Krystal: "Oh, Rosho! Do you have a crush on the president as well?"

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)21:06 No. 314398 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "Wh-"
>Rachel: "Alright, enough playing around. Back to work."

She- She abruptly pushes Krystal out of the way and pulls the laptop towards her.

>Krysal: "Okay, bosssss!"

>>314398
Take a seat and ask what you should do to start. Perhaps ask where the fourth member of this merry band has gone.

Remember that you are sleeping with her tonight.

>>314398
Hug Rachel and say "Who wouldn't?"

Right. Whats our first job? Lets show off our hard work and dedication!

yes DEDICATION! start working.

Time to work and be serious! No matter how much fun she is to tease~

>>314398
Krystal just accused you of being lesbo and also crushing on Rachel, so you'll want to blush a lot. Maybe stammer a little more than usual.

Avoid contact with Rachel, since obviously you would want to avoid confirming your crush.

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)22:14 No. 314414 ID: 950529
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Oh no- Oh dam- uh- dang- Dang!
Why did you say that- I- Why did she say that? I was just- It was-
I had already forgotten about how I felt- Ah, why is it coming back like this? I'm scared to even look at her-
Oh no- Having to sleep with her tonight...

>Rosho: "O-Okay, what should- What's my job?"
>Rachel: "Do you know how to read and send emails?"
>Rosho: "Y- ye- yes.."

I kinda- I just- I sit.

>Rachel: "Alright.. This folder has the lowest priority emails. This one for example.."

She opens one of the emails.

Dear president,
There are a few some things that worry me. I don't know who else to ask. I'll just get to the point:
Recently I heard that using tampons increases the chance of internal infection because it keeps it open, but I also heard that pads can cause rashes and external infection.
Are these claims true?
Do you know which is the least risky to use? Or which do you prefer?
Thank you in advance,
Elisabeth L.

..uh oh.

>Rachel: "This kind of question comes up a lot. Just reply with something generic, how each has advantages and disadvantages, and that she should just find out which is more comfortable for her personally."
>Rosho: "I- uh.."
>Rachel: "Do you think you can do that?"

Quick! To Google and/or Wikipedia!

"Yes ma'am!" fire off a salute and get to work

>Assume embarrassed demeanor
>Tell Rachel that you haven't had a period yet.

Say yes with complete confidence, for once.

Don't worry. Someone in here HAS to know something...

right, type up 'tampons only increase risk chance if worn improperly. when worn properly they do not increase the opening by any noticeable amount. flip-wise, pads cause rashes when they too are worn wrong. just make sure your choice is kept properly and don't get sloppy with it and you should be fine.'

She already told you that you're not giving any real answers here. This is an excellent time to practice your deflecting skills; trust us, you're going to be doing a LOT of deflecting in the coming months.

Remind her to not get the scented kind, regardless of which choice she makes.

The only thing to avoid with this kind thing is if it's scented. Never get anything scented. Apart from that both are perfectly safe, and it comes down to personal comfort.

>>314417
Do not do this.

>>314414
Say that you can handle this.

This is a perfect time to practice the fine art of talking (or typing) without actually saying anything meaningful. It's an important skill for anyone in politics, even student politics.

Also the internet can teach you almost anything.

>>314417
DO THIS

>>314417
I doubt that...

>>314427
Do not do this, you look like puberty hit you like a freight train already. Maybe if you weren't so adamant on fake tits and stuck to being flat chested, but too late now.

>>314427
No, seriously, that's a terrible idea. Rocco is well past the age where that should have happened; that would be really unusual and draw questions that he doesn't need asked about his physical development. It would be a huge blow to his cover.

>>314417
Foolproof!

Remember to respond with a a vague non-answer, like her example, to most of these. Don't write/say anything too embarassing!

>>314429
I'm pretty sure she knows our tits are fake given that they were constantly shifting then changed size.

>>314433
That doesn't matter. When in disguise, stick to the damn disguise even if you suspect that others have caught on, unless irrefutable proof is offered that doing so has become pointless. Suspicion of suspicion is no reason to let any act drop.

Also, Krystal may or may not have caught on to these things. She was exposed to us for much less time.

>>314433
That's my assumption as well.

>>314433

We must protect our cover. The prez might be suspicious, but the other girl in the room isn't. We must maintain what we can, for as long as we can.

stick with a story NO MATTER WHAT.

>>314433

Yeah, but we don't know that she knows that we know that, unless she makes it known that she knows so we don't know....

wait, wut?

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)22:45 No. 314440 ID: 950529
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Right- Yeah- Okay- No- I won't claim I haven't had my period yet. Uh... Right- uh- Ricci can help me fake one when the time comes- I mean- when I'm supposed to have one. It's- Just- One day a month? W-was that it?

Is- I mean- Don't girls have fake breasts too? Maybe- I mean- I- That's okay if they know, as long as they don't see that I don't have breasts at all...

Right- Okay- So... I just.. Right, okay- She just told me what to write so I just- I just- Just gotta.. Okay, I'll just-
Okay...

Uh..

Re: personal hygiene dilemma

Hello Elisabeth,
It was good of you to share your worries instead of keeping silent about it.
And I have good news for you; Neither product is dangerous to your health if used correctly. You should use whichever suits you personally.
Wishing you the best,
President Rachel

Is that- Is that okay? Uh-
Send, Save, Outbox, Inbox, Saved Drafts, Folders+, Settings, New Email, Log Out..?

SEND TO EVERYONE ON THE MAIL LIST

Ask if you should sign it with her name, or something like "The Student Council".

Once you get confirmation, send, return to the low priority folder, and keep at it.

wait, how can you not know how to use a computer? how in the hell did you order us?

>>314440
Show it to Rachel before anything else. You do not send out emails and sign them with someone else's name without their explicit permission.

>>314441
Do not do this if you value your life and reputation.

>>314440
Rocco... You can't sleep with your fake breasts on. They won't stay in position. Go with operation no-period. It provides a great many potential answers and the best kind of lie is the one which is true.

>>314445
no no no you're not good at ideas

don't do this

>>314445
Can we not dump more worries on Rocco's head right now? That is a bad solution to that problem; it will only create additional problems.

All Rocco needs to do is get approval for this email, make sure that the signature line and address are correct, and then send it. The immediate objective here is to prove himself a diligent and competent worker in the eyes of the student council, not to mess with his cover.

>>314440
Hey! Rocco! After you send that email, I want you to do something really quick for me. See if you can go to "http://quest.lv" (without the quotes), click on the splash image, and then click on quests on the far left column. With any luck, you'll be pleasantly surprised!

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)23:12 No. 314457 ID: 950529
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Wh- Y- Yeah, we can- We don't- Sleeping with fake breasts is not a problem right now! And- I mean- It's not like we'll be spooning- So- I- No-

Okay- uh- Right, right, gotta show it.
I turn the laptop to Rachel.
>Rocco: "Is this okay?"
She looks it over briefly.
>Rachel: "Perfect. 'President Rachel' sounds cute. Alright, send it, then pick another one from the low priority folder to work on."

I- I know how to use a computer, but- I- I actually never emailed much. I just used the internet to look things up- Wikipedia and stuff..
I probably shouldn't browse the web on someone else's laptop though, unless I ask first.

>>314441
This is the best/worst idea.

>>314457
Well if it comes up that you need information you can ask, but we can shake a lot of general know-how out of our assorted psyches so you should be ok with just us helping you.

Onto the next, and let's try not to bother Rachel if we can help it.

Get back to work you lousy git

okay, sounds like you got this now. we'll zone out or something
[engage timeskip to when something interesting happens]

>>314457
All right, seems you're good. Grab some more pow priority emails. Lean towards things that are less embarrassing and more actually stuff that has to happen and just isn't terribly important if possible, and be diligent.

Check any emails that you're sending out with Rachel's name with Rachel unless she explicitly tells you that you don't need to, but hopefully most issues won't actually require an immediate email response.

Do your best Rocco! We believe in you!

Remember: Hard Work and Guts!

That really was a perfect and totally factual response, by the way. You got this.

Flip through, and look for anything similar to what you just answered. Clearing out redundancy is good, and you'll at least be able to get a grip on what sort of stuff you'll be looking up in Wikipedia at the computer lab or somesuch later.

Rocco 2011/06/17(Fri)23:57 No. 314485 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "Alright, I- Yes."

Yes- Yeah! Thank you.. I- Maybe..
If you think I can do the rest by myself- I- Yeah.
I'll just stuck to your advice, and it should be alright.
Actually, it feels kind of nice. Doing something productive.. and there's a good atmosphere..
Time- Time to work hard!

>>314487
I knew girls were dirty. D:

>>314487
Goddamn, why you gotta pose like that? Do you WANT these girls to rape you?

...

Thats a trick question, by the way. The only answer is "Yes".

>>314487
Oh baby, I am love

>>314487
>Ackbar.jpg
So... confused...

Wonder what Rachel's boyfriend's name is? You should ask sometime!

>>314529
Or you could read the previous thread.

CLEARLY we must get to ROMANCING INDESCRIMINATELY.

>>314567
Romance Rachel's boyfriend

Rocco and Ricci can seduce Rachel and her boyfriend as a team. Best plan evar.

I wonder if this 'Rudy' character is at all related to dear Rachel?

Rocco 2011/06/18(Sat)13:22 No. 314590 ID: 950529
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I- No, I don't- I mean... I shouldn't be wantonly romancing- I promised Ricci a fair chance to win my heart. As- As strange as that will be... I shouldn't go out and get a partner- She's the reason I'm here. I do want to make a lot of friends, though.

>Krystal: "when it's cooold~ outsiiiide~ am I heeeere~ in vaaain~ hold ooon~ to the niight~ there will beeee nooo shaaame~~ ♪"

It looks like it got dark outside.
I've been working for a while.. The atmosphere is- It's- This room is really nice to work in.
I've replied to as many emails I could, and just- If one was- Well, I just skipped the ones I wasn't able to answer on my own.
Each time I checked with Rachel, and each time she said it was good.

Alllwaays, I want to beeee with youuu~

whats that ontop of the dresser/closet thing?

>>314590
Keep diligently working until the others say it's time to stop. You don't know how late this normally goes, so take your cues from them.

Or do you mean that you're totally out of emails? If there are still some in the low-priority stack, you'll need to handle them regardless of how comfortable you are- we can give you advice if you need it.

let's get the odd ones out of the way now.

>>314590
I'm going to be blunt here, incest and monogamy don't go well together. Being with each other is fine, but never being with anyone else is awkward at best and likely to make for rumors. Both of you will be well served at least keeping up the appearance of going out with other people. Ironically a lot of people have a thing for twins so double dates and just plain hitting on the same people would be more acceptable. But that's neither here nor now just something to think about. Could be fun~

Announce that you are done with your part, ask how the others are doing and what became of the other member of the council.

>>314592
And make belieeve with youuu~!

Believe it or not, we collectively have about as much knowledge as you can pull from Wikipedia. Some of it may be factual. Any oddball questions you want us to stab at?

>>314601
This dude is right. Anyways, you promised her a chance, not a free shot at your junk. Explore your options.

>>314612
Even if she is his true love, it doesn't have to be his only one. Same with her. What matters is not letting anyone come between them. Outside of the bedroom, of course...

RICCI'S THE ONE WHO WANTED TO PLAY STUPID GAMES INSTEAD OF DOING THINGS HONEST AND STRAIGHTFORWARD LIKE A PROPER COMMUNIST-HATING PERSON.
SO PLAY THEM GAMES. Start by asking Rachel about his boyfriend, how they met, what do they usually do, that kind of thing. For extra points, try to get some work done while asking, it'll make it look more like idle chatter than STRATEGIC RECONNAISSANCE.

>>314619
look in first thread. they met online and have not seen eachother in person.

>>314621
I don't like this idea of seducing everyone's boyfriend. Let's simply seduce EVERY LIVING THING. But NOT the Boyfriend. We don't want to betray Rachel. That would be mean. We'll do that after we seduce Rachel.

>>314623
Even animals?

>>314621
THE DETAILS, MAN. THE DETAILS. YOU KNOW THE SAYING "THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS"? IT MEANS THE DEVIL HIDES LIKE A BITCH. HE'S A COMMUNIST AFTER ALL, WHY ELSE WOULD HE ALWAYS BE DESCRIBED AS RED?
YOU NEED THE DETAILS. MAYBE YOU CAN DISCOVER A TERRIBLE SECRET.

A TERRIBLE SEXY SECRET!

>>314628
Well... those are the best kind of secrets...

Guys, can we not urge Rocco into any lines of questioning or action with significant bearing on romance at the moment? We have a cover to keep, and there will be no lack of time for that sort of thing in the days to come. There is no need to rush it.

Or to render Rocco uncomfortable and incoherent by arguing about such things in his head, really.

>>314625
ESPECIALLY them

>>314630
>to render Rocco uncomfortable and incoherent
Dude, that is the plan.

>>314633
I know that's your plan, and apparently you find it endlessly amusing, but it's trivially easy and will get him in trouble that he doesn't need. We should be helping our user, not screwing with them for short-term shits and giggles.

>>314590
Maybe YOU should be doing PERFECT.
She would WANT perfect.

hum along with Crystal, stop bugging Rachel so much, and timeskip ahead to when you're done with the work.

>>314637
I don't want him to fail.

I just want to be endlessly amused by his suffering while he succeeds.

Also it'll make him stronger in the end. Unlike a communist. Maybe.

Also, try not TO be DISTRACTED by Rachel's curiously ODD eyes.

Rocco 2011/06/18(Sat)14:36 No. 314644 ID: 950529
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What- No- You- I- We- There-
That's not- I can't-
You- We-
There's no-
I-

>Krystal: "alwaaays i wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony harmony oh looove~ ♫"
>Rachel: "-and live in harmony harmony oh looove~ ♫"

I- I'm dressed as a girl in front of dozens of people.. I'm attending an all girls school.. My sister is going to romance me.. Oh.. oh god..
What am I- Wh...
Oh no- This is- Is this real?
Ah- Only- Just- Just now I'm relaxed and- all the- The- No adrenaline- And you say it like that... It's all dawning on me- Oh fu- Oh crud!
Wh- What am I doing?!
And now I- I have to sleep with a girl I only met to- to- today? Was it today? I- Why- Oh no, I'm in- She's- My sudden crush-
In this situation I- I can't even think of romance!

>Rachel: "alwaaays i wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony harmony oh looove~ ♫"
>Krystal: "alwaaays i wanna be with you, and make believe with you, and live in harmony harmony oh looove~ ♫"

Excuse yourself, go the bathroom, hyperventolate.

>>314644
SING. Sing in your adorably flustered fashion!

HNNNNNNNNNNNNGHs all around!

>>314644
This is what we here call a REALITY CHECK.
Just RIDE it out, and continue your EXCELLENTLY PERFECT work.

SING! sing with them to take your mind off of things!

>>314644
THIS IS THE BEST TIME TO THINK OF ROMANCE NOW LEAN OVER AND KISS THE GODDAMN GIRL

>>314644
ROCCO, NOW IS THE TIME TO BE A MAN.

THAT IS, IGNORE LOGIC. Relax and go with the flow. We're winning this thing even if it kills you.

And the way to do that is to announce that you are hungry.

Yeeeaaah time for a bathroom break. Hum along with the song of madness and rainbows as you leave.

>>314644
Holy crap man get a hold on yourself. You don't have to worry about any of that shit, we'll take care of you.

Hmm. Start to hum and then excuse yourself to the bathroom to recover.

Don't panic. Your job is not to prevent ANYONE from figuring out you're not a girl, but to keep it contained. People are going to find out, and your job will be to either get them to not tell anyone, or kill them.
...Hopefully the former, but in case of emergency you can strangle people with us. Don't worry, we've done that plenty of times.

However, that's all in the future. Right now? You've got a heartwarming musical number coming up, and nobody is going to forgive you for not taking full advantage of it.

>>314644
Just chill, mate. Take a deep breath and chill. You got this. Calm and in control.

Rocco 2011/06/18(Sat)15:11 No. 314679 ID: 950529
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Ah- Ah- No- Yes-
How can- How can- I gotta-

>Rocco: "Ex- ex- excu- excu- Sorry, I need- lady's room- s-sorry-"
>Rachel: "Okay. Do you know where to go?"
>Rocco: "Y-yes- yeah- Yes."
>Krystal: "aaallwaaays"

Yeah- Yeah- I-
If they don't- If no one- If everyone thinks I'm just- just- If they all see me as a girl then- then the crossdressing isn't bad, r-right? Right- right...
R-reality che- check- Why would I- I had already forgotten- I was...
Oh-
Okay- I can- I can do this- I was d-doing it a minute ago-
Just- Just gotta think that I'm- that I'm a girl..
No no no-
Yes yes yes-

just hurry to the bathroom and sit down and just think without anyone being nearby.

Marvel in horror as the chair pops one of your fake boobs

>>314679
Focus! Get a hold of yourself, stop shaking, and leave the room smoothly. Make for the nearest lady's room. You will hopefully be alone there and can freak out in peace.

All sense of panic, guilt, and confusion must be ruthlessly crushed except for during relatively safe periods. Self-control, Rocco!

You sir are a lady, that's why you're going to the ladies room. Obvious, right? Must have two XX chromosomes to enter, you qualify!

Come on this is no way for the cutest girl in school to act.

Okay, alright. You just need to stop - get a hold of yourself. Think about what you want, what you truly want.

Remember why you are here.

just fap a bit in the bathroom, that'll calm you down.

Do you remember your sister's face, when you left? Do you remember why the nurse is helping you? You're not here for selfish reasons. You're here for your sister, and if we're lucky, to make this school a better place. Yes, what you're doing is wrong, technically. But dammit, you're doing the wrong things for the right reasons.

Rocco 2011/06/18(Sat)16:05 No. 314718 ID: 950529
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Okay- Yeah- I...
Why am I.. Who-
Right! I- I'm a cute girl going to the toilet-
I- I'm a strong man crushing all feelings of doubt-
I'm-
I'm sorry, orb...
You must be used to- to br- brave heroes. A-and I keep freaking out like-
...like this.

I came here to be with my sister...
And with your help I was not only able to reconcile with her, but also able to attend the same school without being found out and make new friends. That's- With you backing me up the future looks so bright..
..but..
..now that it's all confirmed, now that's it's permanent- It's..

It's so overwhelming...

that's fine, everyone is allowed to flip out every so often. why we are telling you to do it someplace where no one can see you do it.

You were doing it just a minute ago. Don't think about it. Thinking about it is a sure way to get found out. We're definitely not going to help in that regard.

>>314718
Brave heroes aren't born, they're made. We'll make you into one yet. Or the fearlessly confident crossdressing equivalent of one, anyway. Being able to confidently lie and act even in trying circumstances is a skill that we can and will help you hone, but like anything else it will take time to learn.

You are allowed to be overwhelmed, but only when no one else is watching. Until then, don't think about or dwell on it- just shove it out of your head. Reclaim your role. Cute girl, bathroom; Rosho the new student is busy thinking about classes, and all the new friends she'll be able to make, and her responsibilities as student vice president, and maybe if there will be dinner soon. Take a breath, recover the act, and live it.

Little secret, girl-to-unfathomable-orb -- we've yet to work with anyone who didn't flip their shit at some point. Everyone panics, usually around the first time they're taking risks. You've held out as well as a good number of the supposed heroes we've had to guide. Just don't get caught up in anything more than five minutes ahead of you for now.

>>314718
Permanent? You'll graduate eventually.

Eh you'll adjust. Get to the bathroom and relax for a few minutes.

Rocco 2011/06/18(Sat)17:13 No. 314764 ID: 950529
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Okay.. So- uhm- Just.. I just have to-
Just gotta take these feelings, hide them, ignore them, and- and they'll go away on their own.
Okay-
I'll- I'll do my best. Th- Thank you.

Phew..

not always, vent them when it's safe. like now in the bathroom. just vent them out so you can cover them up during the day.

>>314764
Double-check to make sure this is the girls' bathroom. Presumably it is, as this is a girls' school, but old habits die hard.

If it's one-person as it appears to be, be certain to lock it behind you. Someone walking in would be terrible.

After that, have a seat (you're a woman now, no standing) and feel free to freak out and/or talk things over with us, if you want.

Check for hidden cameras.

>>314764
Nah nah nah, you have to accept and to deal with those feelings. Bottling things up just means you'll break later and to worse effect. Besides that kind of thing requires a calm and structured mind to maintain. That isn't you and it sure as hell isn't us!

So uh... about elephant rubbing. It might help to get it out of the way before possibly popping a boner when in bed with Rachel. Even if you can hide it by lying on your side away from her - which you will do if you've an ounce of sense - it'll make resting difficult and your morning more risky if your little buddy is pent up.

Lock door. If you've actually got to use the bathroom, go ahead. Otherwise, just like sit and chill for a bit, maybe splash some water on your face. Stumbling out of the room like that can be easily explained away with something that's mostly true, if they ask. I don't think they will, though. Be a bit rude, since I'm pretty sure the President knows about your social hoozits you're supposed to have.

Goddamnit don't fap. Don't even think about that.

Whatever you do, don't imagine everyone in their underwear. GODDAMMIT ROCCO, WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?

Fondle your breasts

>>314792
Oh that reminds me, replace the tissue behind those things. You'll feel a bit more comfortable that way.

>>314787
If he doesn't have to he shouldn't. But if he does literally every other time and place would be worse than here and now.

>>314797
What about the shower? I mean, its' guaranteed to be noisy, no one will be around, and he'll ALREADY be naked.....

But no. Don't even THINK about that. Wait. DAMMIT ROCCO STOP THAT.

Is Rocco a smelly fapper?

AND REMEMBER TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN!

>>314809
Smelly fapper? what, as in his semen smells? Im pretty sure that has something to do with what he's ate. STAY AWAY FROM GARLIC ROCCO.

Goddamnit you people.

You know what's a good idea? Take us off for a few minutes and chill out.

>>314814
i'm gonna have to agree with this. take us off for a bit so you don't have us talking to you while you calm down.

Rocco 2011/06/18(Sat)18:48 No. 314827 ID: 950529
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It- It's okay- I'm okay. I.. I don't want to take you off- Maybe for privacy, but.. I don't-
I don't have anything else to talk to.
Though I- I can't really vent. I- I wouldn't know how to vent this. I'll just bite through it, like you said.
Let's- Let's take things one step at a time...

Uhm- Yeah, I don't- I mean-
You keep- You keep bringing it up, but...
I'm too stressed out to just- It's not- I'm not...
But then- Yeah- Itt's true, this is a good opportunity.. I mean- I don't know how- uh- you know- If I do finally relax, or fall asleep...
There's almost no one in the building at this time. So.. I could..! I mean-
...Well, should I?

You're stressed out, perfect time to do it

yeah put us on the floor and go to town. should let off some stress. make sure you clean up.

well if you do, and im not saying you should, is confirm the door is locked first. There are a number of different ways to get rid of tension tho, screaming, hitting things, honey tea,an ice cold shower. don't just think this is the only go to thing you have.

No.

>>314827
There are a lot of ways to release tension. It's up to you if you want to use that one. Honestly, you look to me like you're kind of wired right now, so it wouldn't be my first choice, but you can if you want.

Just make sure the door is locked and you leave no evidence behind you. Also, you are on a timetable; if you are here more than ten or fifteen minutes I would expect Rachel to come looking for you.

>>314827
If you don't want to, you don't want to. Put us in the sexual harassment box or something.

Rocco 2011/06/18(Sat)19:08 No. 314844 ID: 950529
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Wh-
What? What are you- What do-
What-
You- You've been telling me the whole day that- that having an erection will be the worst thing- and- and that I should find... find time or- or a place to relieve the s- ...the s- ... the sexual tension.
I'd just be doing it to- to- I just- Just to get rid of that.
Right now, masturbation would be- It would- It would be more stressful than stress relieving.

Yeah sure. In fact... think of your sister when you do. See how that feels. Do not think of Rachel if you can help it. You can take us off, put us in the sink or something, as long as we can't go down the drain.

Oh and aim for the toilet.

I heard throwing things relieved stress.
Why don't you throw something? Something round, roughly fits in your hand and is preferably near you.

>>314844
Not all of us have been telling you that all day. Only some of us. Mostly those of us who haven't actually been trying to help you with your problems and instead have been fucking around talking about sex and how cute the girls around you are.

You're not our puppet. Do whatever you want. If you think masturbating would be awkward and stressful and not accomplish anything good, then just go to the bathroom, wash your face, and regain your focus before heading back to the others.

>>314847
Do not tell him to chuck his fake tits against the wall. They will break or something and he will have problems.

>>314844
Y'know, you're probably right on that at the moment. Forget we said anything, take some calming breaths, and chill for a bit. Head back in when you're feeling a bit more together.

Look at yourself. We're not helping much. I'm telling you, you should take us off for a few minutes and just relax on the can. You should have brought like, a book or a newspaper or something.

also be sure to take us off before you go to bed I don't even want to know what would happen otherwise.

Rocco 2011/06/18(Sat)19:42 No. 314862 ID: 950529
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No- No. I'm not- I don't want to take you off.
I won't- I- I'll not do anything now, but-
I'm not taking you off.
There's no one- I can't...
I've always been with Ricci- I've never been away from home without her. But now... Now she is romancing me.
And I won't even sleep in my own bed tonight... The only people I can talk to, I- I have to lie to.
You.. I don't want you to go. I don't know what to do without you...

I don't-

I..

I don't want to be alone.

Flush. Splash a little water on your face. Take deep breaths.

It sounds like you need to be able to confide in somebody.

Perhaps you should consider telling Rachel? She seems like she deals with a lot of peoples problems...

>>314862
Invisible hugs for you.

Remember the wise wisdom your father told you before he mysteriously vanished.

There is a point to... getting off.

Without care in relieving yourself you may experience nocturnal emissions. The shower is probably the best place to do this, hopefully Rachael doesn't intrude. But that's a problem for later.

>>314862
Aw, shit. Don't worry, Rocco. You can keep us on as long as you want to. And while our advice may not be the greatest we'll keep giving it as long as we're here.

We'll help you get through this. And after a couple weeks, you might not need us so badly anymore.

>>314865
Can't really confide in Rachel when there are so many secrets involved. Wouldn't be good for the cover.

>>314870
Problem for later is right.

>>314870
That doesn't really happen that often, does it? Let's not worry about that today.

>>314862
We'll be here for you. Relax, stay in the restroom until you're ready to come out.

>>314870

If he can't go a few days w/o tossing one off he is going to have serious problems. Besides, as he said, it would produce more stress right now. Maybe in a few days when he settles in, he can get more comfortable with it and find time.

Rocco, you need to take this in stride. Know that this is part of your daily life from now on. These feelings of compression and panic will fade as you settle in. You really are not much different than any new kid at school. Focus on your study and duty as vice prez, notice how answering pointless emails put you at ease? Remember that, live through your work.

Don't worry Rocco, we aren't going anywhere. We have no legs! haha! oh that was bad, but really there isn't any other place we want to be right now. Are you feeling a bit more composed? when was the last time you ate?

Rocco 2011/06/18(Sat)20:52 No. 314888 ID: 950529
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I know, I- ...Thanks. I don't know what- If I hadn't bought you... Thank you.

I just... Yeah, I- Having someone I don't- I don't have to lie to about everything would be nice. So I could just- just so I can let my guard down.
Rachel is very nice- but if she- I mean.. She's the council president. She's one of the last people that can find out anything.

I splash my face with some water. It's a little refreshing.

Now that you mention it- I haven't eaten anything since yesterday. But I- I don't really feel hungry. My stomach is filled with worries... I guess that's exactly why I need to eat something.

I step out of the bathroom-- Rachel is standing right next to the door.
>Rachel: "How are you feeling?"

Woah- If I had.. Better not think about it.
Somehow her presence is reassuring instead of alarming.

>>314862
Alone?
You are NEVER alone.
Not so long as you have US.
NEVER forget that.
WE are here for YOU.

>>314888
Fine. Everything is FINE.
JUST fine.
Now that you have regained your composure, everything should go perfectly.

"J-Just a bit overwhelmed. I'm fine now."

>>314888
"Could be better, but... um... did I look so bad you had to follow me?"

>>314888

Now would be a good time to try and confide in her. Tell her you're a little stressed. We are great and all, but we don't live on the same scale you do. We are a great crutch, but a shitty cure. You need someone you can rely on more tangible TO YOU than an orb of voices that transcends time and space. Even if you're not entirely honest with her about your sex. Be honest with her about everything else, you can reveal yourself w/o blowing your cover. It might help.

>>314888
Tell her you're ok, ask if you're all done here for the night. Just play it cool, no worries.

>>314888
Eat, girl! Tell her the truth: You've been so nervous that you haven't eaten since yesterday and you had a bit of a panic attack.

"new place new stresses, the usual. also i just remembered i haven't eaten all day"

Paused Rocco 2011/06/18(Sat)21:27 No. 314903 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "Did- Did I look so bad that you followed me?"
>Rachel: "I got a bit worried, yes, so I looked for you when we finished our work. So, how do you feel?"
>Rocco: "I- I'm okay n-now. It's- It's a bit up and down..."
>Rachel: "Alright. Would you like to join Taisha and Krystal in the cafeteria, or would you prefer to just return to the dormitory? I can bring us dinner."

>>314903
I think you'll stress yourself out worse sitting alone than socializing, so get out there and live it up.

Oh and thank her for calling your sister earlier.

>>314903

Join her in the caf, we must forge a friendship with the Student Council as soon as possible. A bad way to do that is to appear cripplingly stressed out on the first day.

Side note. You need to see about getting a phone. This would make perfect dinner conversation.

>>314903
Cafeteria is the way to go here. Relying upon Rachel to bring you food is an excessive dependency.

What do you think on the matter, Rosho?

Cafeterias are wonderful illusions. They make it feel like you're out and exposed (and you really need more social exposure at this point), but everyone is so interested in their own meal or their dining companion that it's perfectly safe. Yeah, go eat in the cafeteria.

Choosing to avoid the rest of the council will support the ruse of a socially-awkward loner, but I'm fairly sure you'll be better off with the girls in the cafeteria than alone with Rachel in your dorm.

"reliefing" yourself in here will be quite troubleful. imagine if the cleanup goes wrong...

id say for you to go with your sister's contestant to the cafeterial. your awkwardness "should" be due to the fact you coudlnt interact properly with others before, you should be eagerly and unaware about these relationships.

wich you are.

go down something, your sis may be there!

Rocco 2011/06/19(Sun)16:56 No. 315174 ID: 950529
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Yeah- Okay- I- I-
Being in front of so many people will be difficult, but- Y- Yeah, it's probably better than being on my own.
I'm scared of all the unfamiliar faces, and crossdressing in front of all of them.
...though a tiny part of me is a little excited...

>Rocco: "Let's- uhm- I'm okay, I would like to- uh- with- with the others."
>Rachel: "Okay. Let's go then."

We exit the building and enter the campus. The evening air is fresh and smells of rain.
This time we follow the road around the central field to avoid the mud.
The night time crickets are slowly beginning to chirp, but in the distance I still hear students laughing and talking.

>>315174
You can just walk. There are some questions worth asking, but you don't have to talk all the time. Maybe Rachel will bring something up.

>>315174

stop doubting yourself so much, dude. you're trolling almost everybody in the school right under their noses. they don't suspect a thing. you're clearly a genius at this, and really brave to boot.

>>315185

>Maybe Rachel will bring something up.
iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg

>>315174
Maybe ask what kinds of food they serve at the cafeteria? When it's open? Do you have to pay, or do students get free meals?

Rocco 2011/06/19(Sun)18:39 No. 315222 ID: 950529
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Th- Thank you.
Y- Yeah, okay.

>Rocco: "Uh- uhm- Wh- What kind of food do they serve?"
>Rachel: "That depends on the time. They always have soups and bread, and for dinner there's meals with beef, fish, chicken, or vegetarian. Usually you can choose to have rice or potatoes with it, sometimes pasta too. And there's a special every day- That's what I always have."
>Rocco: "Oh, that- that sounds good. Wh- When is it open?"
>Rachel: "Breakfast times is six till nine, lunch is twelve till three, dinner is six till nine in the evening. You can always buy cold packaged food in the shop, though."
>Rocco: "I see. Uh- How do you pay for it?"
>Rachel: "When you get your ID card you can use it. All students get a weekly fund to spend on campus with it. Ask me if you want anything until you get yours."
>Rocco: "Okay- Oh- Thank you."
>Rachel: "You're welcome."

We pass the fountain and reach the cafeteria, which is bustling with activity. There we see Taisha, waiting near the entrance. She waves at us until we get closer.

>Taisha: "Hey.. Hey, Rachel, Rosho.."
>Rocco: "H-hello."
>Rachel: "Thank you for waiting."
>Taisha: "Krystal volunteered t-to wait in line for us."
>Rachel: "That's sweet of her. I'll give her a call. What would do you two want to eat?"
>Taisha: "Uhm, I'll have today's special."
>Rocco: "Alright. And you, Rosho?"
>Taisha: "Oh, are- are you joining us?"

Whatever you feel like eating bro. I recommend chicken and rice, or Chicken and Pasta if they have it.

>excited
That's good, try to enjoy it. Get into the character that is mostly just you and like to live it. Just uh... don't get TOO excited, ok?

GET A BIG MAC AND MAC DAT BIG MEATY... MAC

>>315222
Rachel always gets the special. Taisha is getting the special. There is only one route for the shy conformist here. Take it.

>>315228
I have to agree with that one.

Eheh... uh oh. I think this one might have a crush on Rachel too. She's certainly embarrassed about something or someone right now. Don't say anything just pay attention to where her glances dart to.

Say yeah you thought it would be nice to eat together and you wanted to see the cafeteria. Special is probably fine, just go with that. I don't think you're a picky eater, right?

But the special is always some almost expired food that the chef spruces up so that they can get rid of it

>>315222
hey is that the girl who you first talked to with the short hair in the background? GO say hello and thank her for the directions she gave you.

>>315234
Rachel eats the special every day and is some kind of charismatic cult leader type amongst the student body. If the special were bad, she'd have taken action to change it. If anything, I suspect that the special will be the best food they serve here.

>>315235
Take the initiative to talk to someone that we don't have to? And ruin our reputation as a social wreck? Seems dangerous.

>>315222
She wants your body. Sweep her into your arms and KISS THE GIRL.

ask for what is the special first. it might be a thin soup to help them lose weight.

alas, you should think like that as well. consider usong garnishments or however that is spelled when the food arrives.

Rocco 2011/06/19(Sun)20:08 No. 315254 ID: 950529
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Yeah, I- I mean- Yeah, I'll just go with them. Maybe I'll try the other food next time? Though the special is probably different every day.. Well, uh- We'll see by then.
>Rocco: "I'd- uh- I would like the special too, please. And- uh- yes, yeah- I- uh- I thought- uhm- It'd be nice to eat together a-and I wanted to see the- uh- the c- the- the cafeteria. Is- Is it okay?"
>Taisha: "Ab- Absolutely, you are very welcome! I just th-thought you were going to eat with your sister, th-that's all."
>Rocco: "Oh- Yeah- uh- No- No, I- Yeah- No.. Thanks."
>Rachel: "Alright. Let's get to the usual table."
>Taisha: "Hm-hm."

Rachel uses her phone and begins walking. Me and Taisha follow her.
I don't see Dana anywhere- but it'd probably be rude to suddenly run up to someone like that and stuff..

>Rachel: "Hello- It is. Thanks for- Alright. ... Yes. ... Rosho is joining us. ... I thought so too. She'd like the special, as do me and Taisha. ... Three specials. ... Yes. Thank you, I'll buy tomorrow. ... Oh, thank you. ... Alright, we'll be there."

While she is talking, about a dozen students we pass wish her a good meal, and a few thank her for helping out. She politely nods in return to each of them.
But Taisha isn't looking at her.. She's- She's just looking at all the eating students we pass by. She has her head down and her shoulders up- She looks very shy, or- or embarrassed.

>>315254
Quietly ask if something's bothering her.

she is pointedly NOT looking at Rachel. that is even MORE suspicious. but what's it matter? you aren't one to pry.

>>315254
Rocco. Taisha has been working with Rachel. She has had no problems with Rachel. What is new here? YOU.

>>315256
Yes he is. Ask if she's ok, quietly.

>>315254
While I am curious, I would not advise asking too many questions. Remember, Rosho is shy and new and not comfortable here; would she be bold enough to poke into Taisha's actions? I think not. It's ultimately your call, but I would keep quiet and just observe as much as possible.

>>315254
ROCCO ASK TAISHA IF SHE'S RELATED TO THE NURSE.

Don't ask if she's ok or if anything's wrong, but make some small talk. Ask about the school, or what classes she's taking, or what's fun on campus.

Or she just might be regular shy and have trouble with crowds. You know, I wonder if this is how Rachel is so good at getting people to calm and focus, she's had practice with her.

Small talk with her isn't a bad idea, but not now around a bunch of people. Stay quiet until you all sit down.

Rocco 2011/06/19(Sun)20:50 No. 315276 ID: 950529
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Okay- Oh- Okay-
Uhm- So do I-
Yeah? Oh..
Uh-
I'll just- uhm- I could just ask her if she's okay, and- uh- then I'll just- uhm-
Yeah, okay.
>Rocco: "Uhm- Uhm- T-taisha?"
>Taisha: "Yes?
>Rocco: "Uh- uhm- Do you- I mean- Are you okay?"
>Taisha: "I am. Wh-why?"
>Rocco: "Oh- No- I just... I thought maybe- uhm- No, nothing.."
>Taisha: "Th-thank you for your concern anyway. ..Uhm- I- I'm happy you're joining us. Me, Rachel and Krystal have been th-the council f-for very long- I was worried you would be afraid we might not accept you."

>>315276
Ask if she's related to the nurse!

>>315276

Aww, she's just concerned for you. Smile and say your happy to meet her too.

>>315276
Hug her and say that you've felt very welcome so far!

>>315276
"Oh, I- actually, I felt more, um, shanghaied than rejected. But, um, you all seem very nice and I, uh, am happy to be here too now."

>>315276
Hah! You were more afraid of everything else, the council thing was just a surprise. You were overwhelmed, and still are a little, but her and Krystal seemed nice enough. And you already knew Rachel was.

>>315279
Ask... about her family in a general sense, after you sit down.

Complement on her hair- no scratch that. Eyes.

>>315279
Why do you think that might be the case? Seems kind of out of left field to me.

>>315283
No hugging. Even with our improved fake tits it is still not a good idea to give others the opportunity to have extensive physical contact with us, and that means not being particularly demonstrative. Also, we are a shy girl here, and talking with another shy girl we do not know that well. There is a time and a place for hugs and this is not it.

>>315288
Why? We don't need to flirt here and there are tons of things to bond over other than physical appearance.

>>315290
Expressing admiration immediately identifies you as non-hostile and friendly, especially to shy awkward girls. So long as Rocco looks nervous and flustered afterwards, it show that she's eager to make friends, but also prefers to keep out of the limelight as well.

>>315276
Tell her that you feel very welcome! In fact, Rachel has been just amazingly helpful, and it looks like she does that a lot. Just explain that you're a little nervous, being in a new place with new people and all. Maybe a lot nervous.

No hugs. You are not a hugger. Hugging can lead to unpleasantness in your position, so you don't want to establish a touchy-feely persona here.

>>315276
Well, Rachel's been really kind and supportive. And Krystal doesn't seem to mind including you in things. And Taisha seems nice. So it's not like they've done anything to really exclude you. Tell her you're happy to help!

Rocco 2011/06/19(Sun)22:34 No. 315337 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "Uh- Y- You've all been so nice. I- I- uh- I feel really welcome. Th- Thank you very much."

Rocco 2011/06/19(Sun)22:34 No. 315338 ID: 950529
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>Taisha: "Heee-!"

Y-yeah- I think- I think just- uhm- I don't think I need a hug to make clear that- uh- that- well... That they are very nice.
Though- uh- Maybe I could find another way to show them I appreciate them?

>Rocco: "Uh- Y-your hair is- uhm- it's really pretty."
>Taisha: "Thank you!"
>Rachel: "Can you believe she just has to comb it? She doesn't even use conditioner."
>Rocco: "Wow- uh- That's amazing."
>Taisha: "Ehehehe..."

>>315337

If we could have heart att-HNNNNGH!

>>315342
Great you killed him, I liked that voice to. How does that make you feel?

>>315344
Its written right here, he is a horrible person, and we werent even questing for that!

Also, it says hes adopted; so weve got that too.

How does it feel to know that someone will get off to the thought of you tonight?

basically dude, you are too cute for your own good.

>>315346
I dont think shes going to masturbate just at the thought of Rocco being nice to her and
>Romanticar
Yeah he is right, someones getting of imagining your face tonight. Your face betwen her legs, that is.

Goddamnit you people get yer minds outta the gutter.

Small talk time. Ask what classes she's taking, or about any hobbies she may have.

>>315338
Save on further thanks until some other time. Just be cute, listen well and speak rarely.

>>315346
We're at least up to four by now.

>>315353
Rachel is totally gonna try and force herself you tonight. It's always the level headed one who cracks first.

>>315338
Rocco, ignore all the sex bullshit certain people are spouting and focus on remaining in-character as Rosho. You need to be shy and cute and dedicated and hopefully gradually bond as a friend with the student council here, so if you find your mind wandering in unnecessary directions quash the feeling and refocus on the task at hand: Acting.

>>315366
>White Knight

>>315380
Someone's gotta keep the balance, yo.

>>315366
No. DON'T act. Be yourself. Acting is suspicious.

Rocco 2011/06/20(Mon)00:06 No. 315384 ID: 950529
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Yeah- Yeah! Y-yeah, I'm- I'm ac-acting. I'm just- I'm just a cute schoolgirl. Just shy, a-and withdrawn, and sweet- and-
>Rachel: "Taisha. How did the repairs go?"
and-
Taisha is not a lesbian- So I have-
I mean-
>Taisha: "Oh, uh- The incoming cablehead is broken- It- it's very old too. It needs to be replaced, but for now I've connected it to a splitbox and to an old router, so we can still use the connection. J-just not wireless."
She wouldn't- She- No, she- She doesn't- She wouldn't-
Nor-
Nor would Rachel! She- She is- There's-
>Rachel: "Thank you for your hard work. Was it very difficult?"
No one would do something that lewd. I-
They probably don't even masturbate-
Or-
Would they?
>Taisha: "N-no.. Well, it was difficult to get to the cable, but setting up the temporary fix was easy."
Would Rachel have touched herself in that bed?
She- No-
>Rachel: "That's good. You didn't hurt yourself?"
Girls don't- Ricci didn't... Did she?
>Taisha: "I didn't- Th-thank you for your concern."
Aaauugh-

Don't worry, Rachel doesn't have to imagine anything.
She'll have the real you right next to her the whole time.

>>315380
More like "is annoyed at the need to constantly protect Rocco's cover through the emotional backlash of having people verbally shove their crotches in his face". He's already gone from fine to almost completely losing it twice, and both times were completely unnecessary. There will be enough awkward and embarrassing stuff in his life without deliberately provoking more.

Rocco is at his best socially when we're just giving him advice and nudges in the appropriate direction rather than cripplingly overwhelming urges to consider erotic matters. So we should stick to the former.

>>315382
Only if you're very bad at it and can't pass that badness as awkwardness, which I'm pretty sure Rocco can. But we're looking for method acting here anyway, which ideally works on a "be yourself" principle, just after slight modification of what "yourself" entails.

>>315384
Rocco. Change your mental subject. There is an ongoing conversation to listen to, and a cafeteria full of classmates to look around at. Focus on those. Worry about those other lines of thought later.

>>315384
GRANNIES IN UNDERWEAR

FAT GRANNIES WITH WRINKLES EVERYWHERE

>>315388
Even tho I love to watch Rocco strugle Ill have to side with this guy; if we keep going with the sexual fordwardness hell get caught/raped/masturbated.

And Reaver will getbored and this Romanticar will be sent spiraling to fuckland.

So keep your shit toghether Rocco, no sexual urges/thoughts/realizations for the night.

Goddamnit, you people.

Pretty much everyone does it, it's normal. It takes a certain kind of person to not want to or will themselves from it. Of all the girls we've seen, I can only imagine Rachel having enough self discipline. But she's smart enough to know that it's normal and healthy to do so why wouldn't she?

The only real question is if they possess... mechanical assistance. And what kinds.

ask Taisha if she likes working with electronics
you know idle chitchat till the food gets here it'll help drown out some of the voices

>>315384

Girls masturbate, just less frequently on average. But holy shit, calm down. It's no big deal, just focus on the task at hand. Engage in conversation if you can, if not, just listen.

>>315392
>Implying you aren't white knighting
>Implying we don't love to watch him squirm

Rocco 2011/06/20(Mon)00:54 No. 315403 ID: 950529
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M-mecha- Mechanical aids?! Like- Like dil--
Okay, right, I just gotta- Just- Focus on the social- What is happening now.
They're just- Just sitting. Nothing- They're not- No one is thinking anything sexy.
Nothing is sexy.
>Rocco: "Do- uh- Do you like- uhm- uh- the- uh- thing-"
They all look at me patiently as I fumble with words.
>Rocco: "Do- Do you- Elec- Do you like working w-with electronics?"
>Taisha: "Oh.. uhm- Not really. I'm just- just good with th-them, so I do what I can."
>Rocco: "Ooh, that's- uh- That's very nice of you."
>Taisha: "Th-thank you."
>Rocco: "Wh- There- What do you like? I mean- uh-"
>Taisha: "I like working w-with people.. But I'm not th-that good at it."
>Rachel: "That's not true. Everyone thinks you are very charming."
>Taisha: "Ehehe..."

Might want to stop sweating so profusely. Girls don't sweat they merely ~shine~
(usually)

>>315403
All right, Rocco, doin' fine. Keep your head in the game. Small talk, go. You could ask what the plan is for after dinner, or tomorrow; you haven't really got a schedule.

>>315405
I don't think that's voluntary.

So... what is the special today, anyway? And from there small talk about the school and stuff. Ask what classes the two of them take and what clubs there are.

>>315384
speaking of acting, taking theatre or joining drama club would be a good idea. It would help you learn how to act better, and hopefully how to assume a persona without losing yourself to it (though let's be honest, a lot of that is actually just you).
You could even do it under the guise of trying to get over your social anxiety issues, which would fit perfectly with the improvement in acting that you'd be getting.

>>315409
NO

Changing rooms, tight fitting clothes.

Rocco 2011/06/20(Mon)01:40 No. 315414 ID: 950529
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Yeah- I'm not really- I mean.. I'm not that interested in acting either. Maybe I could just- uh- ask someone in the arts and culture dorm to give me some advice. Wh-when I move there.

>Rachel: "Have you talked to the computer club about giving lessons yet?"
>Taisha: "N-no.."
>Rachel: "Would you like me to talk to them for you?"
>Taisha: "N-no, I- I should do it myself.. I- I'm going t-to have to talk to th-them when t-teaching."
>Rachel: "Good, that's brave of you."
>Taisha: "Th-thanks though.
>Rachel: "Don't mention it."
>Rocco: "Oh- uhm- Did- uh- Did you find anything f-for- I mean- extended classes about- uh-"
>Rachel: "I did. I made you a schedule, so you can check them out. Then you can apply to the ones you like."
>Rocco: "Oh- Oh! Oh, thank you very much."
>Taisha: "What extended classes are y-you interested in, Rosho?"
>Rocco: "Uhm- I like- uh- I like- uh- mysticism a-and superstition... Those kinda things."
A rumbling and clinging sound echoes in the distance, but it's quickly approaching.
>Rachel: "Have you thought about a related job for the future?"
>Rocco: "N-no, not really.."
It's quickly louder. It will be here soon.
>Taisha: "What about working in a museum?"
>Rocco: "Oh, I'd love th-"
CLING CLANG TING TING
>Krystal: "WHO'S HUNGRY?!"

>>315414
You might ask if she was at all worried about spilling the food on the way here. Some of that food is literally flying.

After that, food time. Keep an eye on the others and attempt to eat at roughly the same pace and level of manners. When in doubt, default to whatever Rachel's doing. Copying others is generally the easy route to social appropriateness.

>>315414
So, uh... what IS the special today?

Rocco 2011/06/20(Mon)02:39 No. 315420 ID: 950529
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>Rocco: "Wah!"
>Taisha: "Me!"
>Rocco: "Ah- W-weren't you worried you'd spill a-any?"
>Rachel: "She always does this when she gets to push a cart."
>Krystal: "If I wanted to be slow I'd carry them one by one! Okay, ravioli, ravioli, ravioli."
She slides our plates across the table, then grabs her own plate and unceremoniously drops it on the table. It's covered in meatballs and nothing else.
>Krystal: "Meat!"
>Rachel: "That's not healthy. Have some of my ravioli, it's probably filled with vegetables."
>Krystal: "No, you just want my meat!"
>Rachel: "You can keep the meat, just have something else too."
>Krystal: "Nooo!"
>Rachel: "I will make you eat a whole plate of vegetables tomorrow."
>Taisha: "Hahahaha~"

I'll- Rachel is occupied so I'll- uh- I'll copy Taisha.

Aw, that's cute. Ask them what year they're on and generally how long they've known each other for.

MEAT!
man you should have gotten meat

^

man, Rachel's being ridiculous. lots of lots of meat is a must on every man's lun- oh wait. nevermind.

uhh.

==>

>>315433
IS SHIT OF BULL.

ONLY BOLSHEVIK SCUM DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT IN NATURE, HERBIVORE IS ALWAYS BOTTOM OF FOOD CHAIN. ALWAYS VICTIM.

Point in case: Dog eat meat, cat eat meat, both are friend and good person and not food! Only in horrible communist country without civilization eat dog or cat. But cow, sheep, horse? THEY DO NOT EAT MEAT, SO THEY ARE MEAT FOR CIVILIZED PEOPLE.

>>315461
Omnivores actually are the top on land. IE humans, bears.

Plus you need more in your diet than just meat.

>>315464
Yes, but that mean YOU EAT MEAT. EVEN IF YOU EAT SALAD, YOU EAT MEAT. MAKE SALAD OF POTATO? PUT MEAT OF TUNA OR CHICKEN OR BACON IN IT. YOU WANT TO EAT TOMATO? PUT IT IN BURGER OF HAM. WANT TO EAT ALFALFA SPROUT? IT IS ACTUALLY MEAT. IS TASTE GOOD, THIS IS PROOF IS MEAT. Want to eat rye bread? No? THEN YOU ARE BOLSHEVIK AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT IS FREEDOM TO EAT RYE BREAD WITH PASTE OF LIVER. You want to eat potato which has been crush by freedom? IT IS ONLY FREEDOM AND NATURE TO EAT IT WITH STEW OF REINDEER AND LINGONBERRY.

Also is common misconception sausage and beer is not vegetables. Is vegetables.

But enough dietary science, Rocco should observe before constructing additional pylon of talk. Just listen to conversation and only speak if spoken to.

>>315467
Beer is a grain, actually. Like bread.

>>315491
Grain is vegetable.

>>315492
apparently, so is your brain. just... stop trying to be funny. it isn't working.