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314287 No. 314287 ID: 950529

>"...Do you have that on file?"
>"No, but I can copy it for you."
>"That's okay, just make a note that we need to send and email to the club president."
>Rocco: "Hey- uh- Hello."
>Rachel: "Ah- Welcome back, Rosho."
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No. 318779 ID: 5b95eb

Also, remember, take us off.
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No. 318781 ID: 223884

Sweet dreams Rocco, we love you!
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No. 318782 ID: d4f98d

>>318779
Yeah, wouldn't want you getting accidentally sucked into the orb or anything.
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No. 318783 ID: d4f98d

Y'know, in your sleep.
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No. 318786 ID: 950529
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318786

Yeah- uhm- I remember that she said that- uh- painting was a gift from a student.. So- uhm- yeah, it was probably someone with a crush on her again..

That- That is a weird poem!

So- uh... Is that it?
I'm just going to take you off and sleep now?
We took all the necessary precautions.. I can rest in peace- but- uh- after this entire day of worries it feels weird to be able to just- just... just close my eyes and sleep.
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No. 318787 ID: 5b95eb

Man it's supposed to be a song!
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No. 318790 ID: d4f98d

You're a pretty bad singer it seems
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No. 318792 ID: 40cb26

Just... be careful where you put us ok? You'd have a harder time explaining us than explaining your penis.
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No. 318793 ID: d7b78f

>>318786
I worry about taking us off and not putting us in your bag first. She might see us and pick us up for a moment, then all bets are off. By design we help whoever holds us.

If you think we can sleep with our literally endless banter, then keep us on. If not, shove us under the mattress before she gets out of the shower or after she goes to sleep.
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No. 318795 ID: 223884

Guess we're pretty bad at conveying songs. Whatever, poems do just as well.

Little boy blue, come blow your horn,
The sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn
Where is the boy who looks after the sheep?
He's under the haystack, fast asleep
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No. 318796 ID: 35e1a0

twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are, up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky. twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are.
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No. 318798 ID: 0d7a83

>>318787
Eh I probably didn't sing it right.
Anyway take us off and go to sleep so that Rachel find us in the morning
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No. 318801 ID: d4f98d

>>318796
You know that poem was originally about the light from the star guiding Death to those souls it must reap, so to speak, yes?
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No. 318803 ID: 223884

>>318792

Well, seeing as how he got us from the internet, I'm not so sure we're that hard to explain. He could just say that we're a sort of newfangled radio device, but his is on the fritz and picks up wierd stations or seomthing.
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No. 318805 ID: e3f578

>>318793
>by design we help whoever holds us
Nope, we've fucked up minds before by being annoying and horrifying and grabbed crucial information from a gambler to cheat in a game of cards

we help ourselves to whatever entertains us at the time
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No. 318806 ID: 35e1a0

>>318805
also drove a giant magma worm insane so it impaled itself on a spear.
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No. 318808 ID: a5a1cd
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318808

>>318786
Are we offering up music to fall asleep to now? I like this one.

Just close your eyes and breathe slow, let yourself gradually relax. Take us off or not, whatever makes you more comfortable. Tomorrow is another big day, but for now you're safe in a large and comfy bed. Enjoy it.
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No. 318809 ID: d6ae01

Man, you're already tucked in. If there's anything else that needs doing, we'll worry about it eight hours from now. It's not right to make a person get out of a bed that nice ahead of time.
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No. 318813 ID: 950529
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318813

Okay- I'll- uh- I'll put you under this pillow.
Thank you for- uhm- for the lullabies, and- uh-
Thank you for all your help, and for staying on my side.
I love you too.
mwah
Good night, orb.
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No. 318814 ID: 950529
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318814

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No. 318815 ID: 543375

Ow. My balls. I think he turned me gay.
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No. 318819 ID: 0d7a83

Did we just get smooched?
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No. 318821 ID: 223884

I think that's the first time anyone's ever actually kissed the orb before...

First kiss~
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No. 318825 ID: d9f9ef

So what you guys wanna talk about?
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No. 318827 ID: ea1ffe

>>318825
I had no idea Rachel had a short skirt. I'm curious whether or not she was aware of it. Also, what's up with the kitty undies? Yeah, they're cute... but... Ah, nevermind.
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No. 318828 ID: 950529
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318828

...


..O...

...Orb?
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No. 318829 ID: 950529
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318829

Are- Are you there?
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No. 318830 ID: 99da04

no
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No. 318831 ID: 3416ec

Wow. She moves around a ton in her sleep.

Just slowly move her legs off of you. She's probably too deep in sleep to notice.
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No. 318832 ID: 0d4861

Rocco, take a deep breath, then tell us what the fuck is going on.
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No. 318833 ID: d4f98d

What the hell is this? And who in gods name is that?

She's a thrasher. Well, shit.
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No. 318837 ID: 07416a

>>318829
Say hi to the dorm head.
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No. 318838 ID: 35e1a0

it seems the dormhead came over for... some reason.
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No. 318839 ID: 5b95eb

Looks like she and the Dormhead partied hardy.

Just shove 'er offa you.
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No. 318840 ID: 6e44d2

Yes, Rocco? What is it?
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No. 318841 ID: 6e44d2

>>318840
Oh wait, I didn't see that second post. Who the heck is that on the lower right and what's she doing here? What's going on?
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No. 318842 ID: 0fdf67

CALM THE FUCK DOWN

First, explain WHAT THE FUCK is going on.
Then, find out WHO THE FUCK is that girl.
After that, GET THE FUCK OUT from under Rachel, but WITHOUT WAKING HER.
Finally, SORT THIS SHIT OUT and get your own uniforms and bedroom, this is SOME DANGEROUS SHIT.
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No. 318843 ID: 6a24f2

why is there a third lady in this room? is thar Emily or Ricci?
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No. 318849 ID: 223884

I...think that's Emily right there leaning on the bed with her head down...

This is pretty awkward.

Also adorable sleepshifting Rachel, I must have!
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No. 318852 ID: 07416a

>>318829
Wake Rachel up.
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No. 318853 ID: 5b95eb

Shove rachael off, then poke her with us.
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No. 318855 ID: 0fdf67

>>318853
OH GOD THIS, NOW I REMEMBER WE CAN ENTER PEOPLES DREAMS! AND CONNECT THEM!
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No. 318858 ID: 223884

...agreed. Touch us to her. This will be so interesting it isn't even not funny.
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No. 318860 ID: e3f578

>>318829
oh shit
Rachael making the bed a complete mess when she sleeps? You know what they say, she fucks like a tiger! Pun intended.
Rudy's a lucky dude if the relationship develops. Besides the whole closet furry thing if it wasn't a complete joke and had a semblance of truth. Well Rudy might be the same so hey~o for him too then.
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No. 318861 ID: f5fe2f

Yeah, poking Rachel with us may allow us to ease her sleep such that she lays peacefully.

However, right now there's some other person kneeling at the bed. We should see what's up with that.
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No. 318872 ID: 6af86b

gentlemen, i belive we all missed the point of this "early" call.

i am guessing it is somewhere near 5 PM. you have the option of being up earlier that el presidenta, or later, in order to hide your gender.

if you wake up earlier that her you may give a good impression and will be able to hide your gender better, except it seems we have a visitor. if she doesnt have the least of privacy neither will you, and feigning sleep till later would be safer.

slowly drag yourself to the bathroom, check the time and stay there enought to acess the situation.
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No. 318886 ID: 5b95eb

Put a pillow under 'er.

Also if you do poke her with us, don't hold on.
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No. 318893 ID: f25cc9

If we make contact guys, can we please remember not to shout "ROCCO HAS A PENOR." We don't want a repeat of what happened with Ragnor, do we?
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No. 318900 ID: 543375

>>318893
Yes. Yes we do.
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No. 318912 ID: f25cc9

>>318900
Fine, but the blood of all those innocents will be on YOUR hands this time.
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No. 318918 ID: a3e92f

>>318912
We can always rely on secret transsexuality:
not loved by parents, fear of not being accepted etc.
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No. 318924 ID: 60650f

>>318829
Man, you should have used more of those pillows so this wouldn't have happened.
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No. 318930 ID: 1bad9a

>>318924

don't be silly, of course it would have. Rachel obviously wants to be all over Rocco.
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No. 318934 ID: 5b95eb

how 'bout we don't give away the big secret first chance we get.

Why does this happen in every quest? I mean, really?
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No. 318974 ID: 543375

Look at it this way Rocco, you can probably see her breasts because her top is so loose.
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No. 318998 ID: d62ef1

pillow under rachels legs, slip out(ooooh), get dressed, rabbit punch intruder.

or just ask her what the fack she be doin all up on yo bed.
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No. 319003 ID: c9e3c6

Drag the intruder out of the room then shout "STAY AWAY FROM MY WAIFU!!!" in her face.
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No. 319008 ID: 0d095c

Fluster adorably, and stutter "DIE RAPIST" before pitifully slapping them. Then collapse into a stuttering fit and blush. Hopefully they'll instantly exsanguinate from the CUTE OVERDOSE. Then check their wallet to find out who they are.
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No. 319014 ID: 0fdf67

>>318829
Now that I see you all flustered and blushing I think im going to ask this; do you have an erection? Like right now?

That could gravely complicate this situation.
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No. 319018 ID: d4a05a

Steal all the pillows. Build a defensive encampment.
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No. 319107 ID: 950529
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319107

Wh- Okay- I'll- I-
huff
I can't- I can't move her leg... C- Come on.. No.. I- Am I this weak? N- No no, I just- I need to- Now-
hnnnff-
Aaaaah- I can't- It- Ah- The blanket is all tangled too. Wh- What else can I try?

That- That does look like Emily. Wh- I don't- I don't know why she's here...

...
hhnnfff--
Aaaah, why is Rachel this heavy?!
No- I don't- I don't have an erection now- I think-

Touching her with the orb? But- But isn't that- I mean- When I did it with Ricci she could hear my thoughts- Is it okay because Rachel is sleeping?

Augh-!
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No. 319110 ID: 99da04

I'm sorry Rocco, it turns out Rachel is a professional wrastler and you have fallen right into her deadly leg grasp of wrastling. There is no hope of escaping her now.
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No. 319112 ID: f5fe2f

>>319107
>Is it okay because Rachel is sleeping?
I don't know. Maybe! Let's find out.
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No. 319115 ID: 5f55fe

Keep us to yourself. It is a very bad idea to touch us to anyone else, or even hand us to them. As you said, they could read your thoughts, which could give you away. And, if you merely handed us off, some voices might feel the need to sabotage your secret.

You could try sliding out head first, you'll fall onto the floor, but it might get you out of there, even with Rachel, and the blankets tangled.
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No. 319118 ID: c9e3c6

Now that I think about it why is this a major situation? Just go back to sleep and pretend none of this happened.
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No. 319121 ID: 0d095c

Dear god. How heavy IS she? She must be made of STEEL.
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No. 319122 ID: 35e1a0

>>319118
... yeah, is it like 5:55 am or something?
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No. 319123 ID: d9f9ef

>>319121
mmm she must have strong legs~
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No. 319127 ID: 5c0446

yeah as long as she isn't kicking you in the kidneys while she sleeps this isn't really a problem you seem to be covered, just accept the that she likes to spread out or can you not sleep like this?
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No. 319129 ID: 950529
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319129

I'm- I'm sorry, orb.. I- uh- I wake up and I- I panicked.
Were you sleeping too?
I- I won't- uh- I won't bother you next time it happens.

I don't know what time it is.

Oh- I can get out like this.
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No. 319130 ID: 35e1a0

grab your waistband to make sure you don't also slip out of your pants.
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No. 319131 ID: d9f9ef

>>319129
careful pants falling off.
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No. 319132 ID: 110797

>>319129
If there is a will, there is a way! Escape! Escape to FREEDOM!
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No. 319133 ID: 99da04

No Rocco, don't go! There is nothing but a black void there!
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No. 319134 ID: 0d7a83

Check the status of their breasts
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No. 319135 ID: 5c0446

well if you get out now it looks like you wont have a sleeping spot when you get back. so hope its almost 6
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No. 319136 ID: d62ef1

wiggle out of that blanket and curl up in a corner. go to sleep.

when rachel awakens, she will be overwhelmed by the cuteness, and the need to protect your frail form. she will ask you (why the fuck your curled up in the corner), and you shall relate to her the story of the nightime creeper.

this is the best way to make rachel do your work for you.
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No. 319137 ID: e6b6b9

Rocco: Fall out of bed and wake everyone up.
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No. 319138 ID: d62ef1

ALSO, RETAIN YE PANTS, LAD!
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No. 319139 ID: 07416a

>>319129
Wake up Rachel. Kick her in the side, gently.
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No. 319140 ID: 878b59

>>319129
We don't ever sleep.

EVER.
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No. 319142 ID: 0d7a83

>>319140
We just wait.
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No. 319143 ID: a5a1cd

>>319142
Trapped in our own little orb with no input, no output, only blackness and silence.

It's not so great, really.
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No. 319149 ID: 0d7a83
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319149

>>319143
Don't worry Rocco it was just a shitty Chuck Norris reference.
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No. 319150 ID: 950529
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319150

Yeah- okay- uhm- Right, yes-
Oh- My pants- I'll pull them up all the way.
Uhm- Yeah, alright.. I- I guess I'll try to- I'll sleep some more in the corner.
I hope I'll get enough sleep...

Uhm- I put you away because- uh- because you told me to, but- I mean- if you are lonely I will keep you with me. We can sleep together.
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No. 319152 ID: 35e1a0

okay. get back to sleep. you got a busy day tomorrow.
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No. 319154 ID: 07416a

>>319150
Blow on her belly. Just lift that shirt up a little bit and give her a full-on raspberry on her bellybutton.
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No. 319156 ID: 110797

>>319150
She drools too. :o
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No. 319157 ID: bb6062

>>319154

ix nay on the belly-button...ay. dont want to do anything like that, despite how awsome it would be to watch rachel awaken screaming out choked laughter...
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No. 319160 ID: a5a1cd

>>319150
If there's a clock in the room, you might check the time before going back to sleep. Is it the middle of the night, or...?
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No. 319166 ID: 950529
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319166

I don't see a clock.. She said something about having an alarmclock, but I forgot to ask about it. I could...
yaaaawn
I could check the laptop or her cellphone.

Uhm- I'd rather not bother Rachel like that- I mean... uh..




zzz zzz zzz
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No. 319169 ID: 5c0446

Gnite lil buddy. sleep well
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No. 319176 ID: 950529
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319176

That night I dreamt that I was a giant duck and everyone was angry because I kept getting in the way.
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No. 319177 ID: 950529
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319177

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No. 319182 ID: f25cc9

New Thread?
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No. 319186 ID: 35e1a0

... i wonder what it means...
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No. 319190 ID: 0d095c

It obviously means he wants to fuck his mother. Although in a Reaver quest, that is a bit of a cheap shot.

Also, in before WHO DOESN'T?!
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No. 319194 ID: bb6062

> reaverquest.
> dreams have meaning.
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No. 319195 ID: bb6062

the boy just be havin some sad. he can deal.
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No. 319209 ID: 950529

>>319207
New thread, this one is over 1000 posts
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