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Invest all your cash into FX. Get Invulnerability and Flight, for synergy and the better to troll with. Save the rest to burn during your next plan.
>Oh, and your next heist should be a network building.
I don't know, that's moving a bit fast, isn't it? I'd be inclined to do something more stylish and somewhat less high-profile; no need to attract too many heroes while we're still a junior supervillain. But what? There are so many options...
I think what we need to do here is decide upon a theme cause. We have our flame, black, and general trolling for how we look and act; what we need beyond that is something that we villain for. Something to drive us (at least in our villain character, even if we don't actually care about it), something to plan new operations around.
I propose that our general cause, our reason for villainy, be breaking loose from what society wants- and trying to inspire others to do the same. Because it wants people to be sheep, to work nine to five jobs and spend their measly paychecks on useless consumer crap, to spend all their free time either watching TV or trying to convince the opposite sex to pair up with them and have 2.5 kids.
So don't do things the way you're supposed to. If you want something, take it. If you don't like something, destroy it. If you're feeling whimsical, be silly without embarrassment; if you're feeling violent, be destructive without restraint. Don't go through channels, don't work with authority and submit the proper forms, don't obey the law unless you feel like it. Just live your life the way you've always wanted to- as a villain, no one can stop you.
This gives us a few guidelines on what we should be doing. In general, our plans should be quite public, should involve doing something fun (such as a hard rock concert) or getting rid of something annoying (like country music), and we should be completely free to be whimsical in how we do things. Additionally, we should encourage others to be equally nonstandard in their actions and choices (see: proposed karaoke duel).
Random potential plans in theme with this: Hijacking cars/boats and ramming them into things to see what happens, painting a skyscraper with napalm and lighting it up as an art project, holding a school hostage to educate the students on the wonders of villainy and breaking rules over the PA system, breaking into your favorite game developer's studio and publicly releasing the alpha version of their newest game online, challenging another villain in a "first one to [do whatever] wins" contest and letting nothing stand in your way.
Alternately, someone else may have a better suggestion than my gut reaction to being someone who's worked in a grocery store for five years and has suddenly been given all the power and options of a full-blown supervillain.
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