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1129477 No. 1129477 ID: 7e3392

otherwise known as
"SUPER ADVENTURE
and the
DARING TALE
of
I DON'T CARE"

the hit sequel to the hit quest that was never finished or released... until NOW
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No. 1129868 ID: c65cd0

>>1129833
How about a short story?
A screaming van passed by. He hated them. They would steal people away from their homes and take them to the white rooms. He pulled out the last bucket of frozen noodles from the dumpster and carried on his way. The showoffs lived in a big museum where they put everything up on shelves and then threw them away a week later. He hated those showoffs. The sidewalk broke up into tiny islands and then into a field of long grass. Finally, the grass turned into the wooden porch of an old house. He made sure to side step the broken boards and the holes that rotted through the floor. The screaming van had took him, once. The men in the white room tapped his lumber and scolded him when the sap was dirty. What did it matter if it was dirty? The sap isn't for eating. He dropped the frozen noodles on the table and took the lead needles into the living room. They went in the steel bowl, and were crushed by the back end of a screwdriver. The man smiled as he followed the curled wires from bowl to plug. As the plug and outlet met, the microwaves lit up and began to buzz. The powder inside the bowl leaped and sparked, eventually settling down into a floating image. As the man looked into the image, a set of sparks lit the inside of his head, and he knew what it wanted: computer hearts. Then, as the image began shaking, he frowned. Unplugging the machine, he looked towards the shelf of glass jars and identified the third one as fried. He scowled. The traps outside were empty.

Now, if I may ask, what is the weakness of a devil skull?
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No. 1129869 ID: 971a53

>>1129837
Haaaaang on.
Is that an actual skull mobster or a drooling winged pervert wearing a skull?!?
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No. 1129912 ID: bfea63

Grab it before it digs into the ground! These things splash you with damaging debris if they get to dig.
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No. 1130183 ID: 7e3392
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1130183

>Flatten devil skull with knockers

You don't miss a beat. The girls are big and heavy, and you raise up and fall forward onto the creature. You feel the anvil shift in your pocket hollows and they become even heavier for a moment as you crash down.

The skull lets out a chittering shriek as it's crushed under the weight of your enormous chest.
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No. 1130184 ID: 7e3392
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1130184

It scrambles for a moment before its spindly legs latch on and it clamps itself firmly onto one of your nipples.

You rear back, taken off guard by the sudden sensation of this thing suckling on you, siphoning mana out of your body to heal itself. "ALOE HIT IT WITH SOMETHING!"
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No. 1130185 ID: 7e3392
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1130185

>hold it up so Aloe can hit it

Aloe panics and swings her staff in a wide overhead arc, whacking you right on the head. Your slime ancestry makes you weak to bludgeoning attacks, and you take double damage!! The devil skull is still stuck on you, suckling your mana reserves right out of you.


{Charlotte can SCAN creatures to learn something about them. It's a free action and usually goes unnoticed by all but the most observant.}

{Offerings accepted! Charlotte may remember a spell without looking it up! What would you like her to know?}
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No. 1130186 ID: 101e93

Let's get an easily-memorized low-level spell that typically requires ages of spell research in tangentially-related fields to discover.
Like the common Shockwave spell, capable of causing the user to jiggle profusely, but all kinetic motion is force-multiplied when the user's atoms interact with not-their-atoms.
Like this skull.
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No. 1130187 ID: 9c8546

SCAN the devil skull.

Remember the spell of Maximise Slime, a spell that empowers slimes! It'll help Aloe! And seeing you're part slime. that'd turn you INTO a slime temporarily too.

Smash your chest against the wall to get the devil skull's horns stuck, pull yourself free and Aloe clubs it with her stick while it's stuck.
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No. 1130188 ID: 70f58a

>>1130185
Scan the thing.

>memorize a spell?
Hell yeah, uh... what's the most generally useful combat spell we'd want to cast more than once...
Magic missile!
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No. 1130189 ID: c02b0e

If it is biting you, then you
should bite it back!
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No. 1130192 ID: 94d85e

Cast Polymorph Proboscis on your tongue and drain that skull right back.
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No. 1130194 ID: 3ac4b9

>>1130187
Actually a fantastic idea, I agree with this one. If we're part slime, then we should be empowered by this spell as well! Since we got a slime companion in the party now, it's multi-purpose!

also, why does the devil skull feel good there. ack
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No. 1130195 ID: ca0a82

I am seconding Maximize Slime
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No. 1130233 ID: 7e3392
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1130233

>scan creature

You take a moment to scan the creature. Time seems to stand still for a moment as the information races over your brain:

DEVIL SKULL

A weird bug crawled inside this skull seeking shelter, and instead what it got was a pact with a devil whose bones refused to die.
Its ultimate goal is to remove a victims head and replace it with their own so they can better enact their evil deeds (like poking people with pointy sticks and arguing about rules)
It has a habit of sneaking around the ceiling and dropping on unsuspecting prey, impaling it with its horns.
Not uncommon to find them in groups, but you’ll only find one or two on the upper levels of the ruins.

Common tactics tend to involve breaking the skull, since that unseals the pact and leaves the creature harmless.

MOVES
Mana leech: clamps onto a host and slurps the ahrcane juice right outta them
Impale: its teeth and horns are hella sharp, and can pierce most materials with ease
Tackle: ol’reliable. Headbutts, leg swipes, scratches, bites, etc etc. the broadest category of raw, basic, offensive physical attacks

CHEF GUIDE
the bug can be eaten once removed and cooked. Recommend steamed to purify. The meat then pops out of the shell and can be chopped and seasoned to taste or added to other meals as a protein. Make sure to remove the mana glands and prepare those separately so the juice isn’t wasted.
The skull can be boiled into DEVIL STOCK, which is a great base for soups. A lil spicy, but it’ll for sure keep you warm even in the coldest biomes of the ruins.
Alternatively you can crush and grind the skull into a DEVIL COMPONENT for alchemy use. Mainly used as a core ingredient to make rune chalk for drawing spell circles, but there are a small handful of other uses for it.
“They’re a pain to kill, but the stock is worth the hassle. I like adding it with rice and beans and fresh meat for a powerful and hearty meal that’ll warm you straight to the Core!” -Chef
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No. 1130234 ID: 7e3392
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1130234

So now you know what you're dealing with. A mana sucking haunted skull bug. Gross!

What were you doing again? you feel like it's slurping up more than just mana as you recover from being smacked with that staff...

> MAXIMIZE SLIME

The thought oozes over your brain: what if you could make more of yourself... maybe make yourself a bit bigger, stronger, more flexible. You're part slime, maybe you could tryyy....
and then the sensation of something like a heavy padlock clicking open resonates within your cavernous mind. You KNOW how to cast that spell. You've always already known it.

Runes and incantations fill your mind, rituals and rules you know better than you know your own name because they're etched on your soul. You know a spell that can enhance your latent slime powers. Warmth fills you, a soft wind rustling your hair.

A focused calm envelops you, mana channeling through your cap and into your body, and you begin to draw circles in the air.



You feel it ripple and bubble through you, your fur congealing and melting into your flesh, your bones turning into rubber and disappearing as you grow and grow and grow, becoming larger and heavier and slimier than you thought was even possible. You nearly bump your head against the ceiling as you tower over Aloe, her eyes wide in a mix of fear and fascination as you hang over top of her.

The devil skull peers up at you, frozen in terror. It's stopped drinking mana, and seems to be hoping you've somehow forgotten it exists.

Your mana well is overflowing in this strange state, empowering you magnificently. How do you want to end this miserable thing's existence?
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No. 1130235 ID: ca0a82

cast Bind Familiar on it
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No. 1130236 ID: 1b9167

clap it into a pancake
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No. 1130237 ID: 94d85e

Just push it down into your boob, never to be seen again.
Does Aloe want to be next?
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No. 1130239 ID: 70f58a

>>1130234
Make it read the book. A SACRIFICE FOR THE BOOK!
...wait that probably doesn't work on devils. Oh well.

Pry it off your boob and smash the skull against the wall. Not sure it's worth the effort to eat it after. It doesn't taste great.

>>1130233
Translation:
wings

bitey part
dont touch

sharp claws
probably hurts

it used to
look like this
guy. gross

this thing sucks, man. Like, no joke.
don't mess with it, it'll suck you dry
and then replace your head. And trust
me, you don't want that.

you can cook and eat it i guess...
three outta ten.

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No. 1130240 ID: ce8213

>>1130237
yeah just one finger and bloop, away it goes
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No. 1130242 ID: cb76eb

As fun as it would be to have a personal suck toy, you can do better. Peel this thing off and spike it into the ground. If it survives that, then just stab it with something.
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No. 1130243 ID: 0e6a42

Create a vacuum pocket in your chest to suck the bug right out of the skull. They're harmless when they're not in the skull anymore, right? After that you can use the kitchen you're in to make some skull soup base.
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No. 1130245 ID: 0404f2

embrace your slime heritage and absorb the bug inside yourself for the sake of irony... you can make yourself acidic right?
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No. 1130247 ID: 101e93

>>1130239
Worth a shot. It wants your magic? Show it your magic. Also, Aloe needs to see what happens if someone touches your book with their eyes.
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No. 1130248 ID: 126c9f

absorb the devil skull
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No. 1130249 ID: 3ac4b9

Absorb it!! Materials AND snacks are the perfect outcome for any fight. Just invade the skull with some slime and pop the bug outta this thing like it's nothing, then you can use the skull in the future.

Rule number one of monster hunting: never let a monster part go to waste!
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No. 1130250 ID: ea3bd6

>>1130235
Ooh! A familiar!
Nice idea


Also, aloe is looking at you like shes desperately trying not to call you mommy
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No. 1130251 ID: 091137

>>1130239
the translator strikes again
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No. 1130252 ID: 433e45

>>1130249
This it's your tit is already big and amorphous just push it in and digest
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No. 1130276 ID: 9c8546

Feed the bug mana until the skull snaps in half. Bug foie gras!
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No. 1130896 ID: 7e3392
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1130896

What was that? Just now, several voices crying out to you, as though trying to tell you what you should do? What you can do? Implicitly, what you shouldnt do? What you Can’t?

Fools. Do they not know You are Charlotte the Grand Dust Slime. You are impossibly powerful. You are a God. No... better… You ARE GOD.

>{You lose control of Charlotte}
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No. 1130897 ID: 7e3392
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1130897

You absorb the devil skull entirely, gaining its powers and qualities. an aspect of your whichwyrm lineage allows you to imbibe the properties of anything inside of you, usually only temporarily. But in your super magical state you can make that permanent.
In fact, You glance at the tome, and decide it too should be part of you. You could just over power the book.







>…

… so, You do that…?

… you do that.

You feel things teeter inside your mind as you commit to the action. Why d did you need to listen to them anyway..?
You feel like you’ve sidestepped into something unexpected. Like you’re outside a box. Like you are unshackled, lept off the track.

You’re free style now.
What do you want to do, Charlotte?

>{“maybe I want tooooo…”}
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No. 1130898 ID: 7e3392
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1130898

{ok I’ll level with you. She wasn’t supposed to get that powerful so fast. I know I make the thing do the thing, but the thing is still running. We can’t start over till it crashes, right? So, just, play along with her for a bit, yeah?

So she thinks she’s in charge now, and has wrested control away from you. But she can still hear me, just as a sort of inner voice. Furthermore, she thinks she’s overpowered the book. She hasn’t, but she believes she has, which is still dangerous. Do you think we could convince her to simmer down and resume her place in the story, or should we let her do her thing and see what happens?}

{to be explicitly clear about what’s happening, Charlotte is too strong to control directly. She has permanently unlocked the spell “maximize slime” which grants her a temporary boost from her dust slime side.
A degree of separation has been placed to make her think that she’s having her own thoughts and instructions, but it’s actually me. So, you’ll tell me what you want her to do and I’ll try to spin that in a way that makes her do what we want. If we can get her to calm down, the overflowing mana will eventually wear out and we can resume direct control. Or it might wear off on its own. But either way, we do still need her to get the orb.

In summary: keep Charlotte strong enough to survive the dungeon, but not so strong that we can't control her.}

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No. 1130899 ID: bb0461

one big slime is good, but even better? two big slimes.
Should share with Aloe. Everything is more fun with friends
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No. 1130900 ID: 94d85e

Well she came to this kitchen for a snack, and that skull isn't gonna be enough. Dust slimes need dust, so find somewhere real dusty, like a library.
Take Aloe along too, a goddess needs a friend high priestess.
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No. 1130901 ID: ccc9d5

Evil route: Seduce Aloe into fusing with you as one slime. She deserves to be all powerful too. Let her know this power is amazing and she won’t ever feel weak again.

Or, good route: if we want her to maybe remove that excess overflowing mana, have her find an endless cum spell from the book to release that mana in a huge stream of pleasure.

Maybe do both? Share that pleasure with Aloe!
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No. 1130902 ID: 83f74f

Oh yeah, she should make out with Aloe sloppy style and share some of that mana. Maybe enough to clear her head and get a big buff to Aloe
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No. 1130906 ID: 2ccbea

Maximise all available slimes. A GOD needs a concubine, or high priestess, or chief lackey, or something.
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No. 1130908 ID: 85817a

Aloe looks like a priestly sort so you two should get along even better now.

... Will you actually fit through the door out of this room? Maybe try it out? Is there a spell to fit through doors?
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No. 1130909 ID: 101e93

You should absorb Aloe now. Have her squirm and flow around your sensory organs so you get a licking while you go around eating the whole dungeon.
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No. 1130917 ID: 7e3392
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1130917

>{"Oh, what about Aloe? How's she feeling about your new majesty?"}

You look down and sees the tiny cleric frozen in awe, big eyes gazing up at you.

The slime swallows nervously as you focus on her.

>{"Maybe you're scaring her... you should make sure she's on board with this new God thing."}
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No. 1130918 ID: 7e3392
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1130918

You scoop her up and hold her close to your face. "Hey, how would you like to be God's specialist little priest?"

She blushes somehow even harder than before, lost in your great eyes. "O-oh I dunno, I mean... I already have a Goddess I serve, I don't know if she would be happy with me switching to a new one..."

>{"yeah but does her goddess smooch her and share her incredible power with her? Like you could do right now?"}

i dont know what the rules are on poaching from patron deities, but I'm surely better and stronger than any goddess.

"Yeah but does your goddess smooch you and share her incredible power with you? I could share some of this mana with you and then you'll be so juiced and powerful!"

consent is important, i think. i could force her to be my priest, but that might hurt her, and that would be a waste of a cute lady...




"noooooo," Aloe says quietly, not meeting your gaze, "I guess I've never actually seen my goddess... and you're ... really big and seem awfully strong, and ... pretty... so I mean... it couldn't hurt...?"
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No. 1130919 ID: 7e3392
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1130919

You pull Aloe closer and gives her a big slimey kiss, completely enveloping the smaller slime in orange goo. You can feel her absorbing a lot of your power, siphoning it into her body and core, pocketing it away in a reservoir beyond your reach. You grow smaller and smaller as she takes in more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and you can't tell if it's pleasant or painful from the way she writhes, but when you finally pull away and set her down-
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No. 1130920 ID: 7e3392
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1130920

You see a slime pushed into awakening, her form much more solid than it was before. She sputters as she shakily rises up on her newly formed legs. Looks like you are a God after all, and you just breathed purpose into your first follower!

You feel significantly lessened in your own power, but comforted that you can still feel your power welling brightly inside her.

"Well? how's it feel?"

She looks up at you brightly, stars shining in her eyes, her chipped halo fully reformed. "I feel perfect! I feel powerful! I, I, I-" tears run down her face and she falls on hands and knees before you. "You truly are a greater god than mine! Please let me follow you and bathe in your light!"

>{"Sick, you've got her on the hook now! She'll do literally anything for you. But... you do still need to get that orb."}

Why do i want that orb thing? aren't I powerful enough?

>{"Ohhhh, no it's a lot lot lot more powerful than you are, remember? If you don't get a hold of it, some other creature will, and then they might be stronger than you. You don't want that, do you, miss goddess lady?"}

ohhh, I see... no i don't want that, I want to be the most powerful...

"I would be happy to have you in my service," you say, "and first order of business is-"

>{"were you gonna fuck around with her at all?"}

n-no?? maybe later?? I'm busy right now.

"- we need to find that orb! Let's get out of this room."
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No. 1130921 ID: 7e3392
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1130921

You feel a sort of headache building as you leave the room. That was a lot of mana you just created and then got rid of very quickly, and you feel a hangover taking over as you return to your mundane form. You feel sheepish for ever considering you might be any sort of deity, but you can't back out of it now.

You shake your head, trying to put some sort of imaginary puzzle pieces back together, and -

{the window between you and Charlotte reforms, and you are in control of her directly again. Control will ebb and flow with Charlotte's godly power, so make sure you mean it when you juice her up}

- what were you going to do again...?

Oh, and , before anything else-
You lurch forward and vomit the book onto the floor. The eye on the cover is firmly shut. Figures.
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No. 1130922 ID: 94d85e

In this form, Aloe's probably stronger than you and has a better claim to the demigoddess title, so you'll have to carefully frame your suggestions to make it sound like you're the one in charge. What an ironic reversal for reasons beyond your ken.

Help her walk out of the room and venture orbwards.
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No. 1130923 ID: 2f48a7

Did your clothes survive the goopening?

Give the grimoire a chaste kiss on the eye. It deserves a break.
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No. 1130924 ID: bb0461

> You feel sheepish for ever considering you might be any sort of deity, but you can't back out of it now.
Eh, gods have their mortalish avatars. you can be both.

What else is on this floor? maybe a closet, since you seem to be sans outfit
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No. 1130925 ID: 9a74eb

Congrats on being a cult leader! You should find more followers as you find the orb

Also hahaha! You’re naked!
But so is Aloe.
If you can find your clothes, give them to Aloe as a gift from a goddess. A goddess such as you no longer need clothing!
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No. 1130926 ID: cb76eb

Give Aloe a kiss and dress each other. Fucking around can happen later.. Promise.
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