-Neumono
-Objectspeaker
-Spiders
-Yes

A) Neumono
A) Objectspeaker
C) Darkness
A)Yes

You are a rogue neumono who decided to make a new hive with the junk lying about their apartment

Kobold
Objectspeaker
None of those things would be scary to a kobold but I guess spiders.
Yes to 18+

FEDA

Fomx good! Clothing enchanter of course.

Suddenly being naked is very scary especially for adventurers, gear is very important.

Species: C (Tigerfolk)
Uncommon Class: A (Objectspeaker)
Scarier: D (Unexpectedly Naked)
18+: A (Yes)

>>1124606
the day calls for
B-Bnnuy, and
C- Mindsweeper sounds rad
B- Spiders are spooky
(ambivalent towards lewd)

Tigerfolk
Nullmage
Moldy Food
Either! :)

Ruleslawyer gave me a chuckle.

>>1124606
>Pick a Species:
B) Rabbitfolk! Rabbits are fluffy and fun, and they know how to handle danger in dark spaces.

>Pick an Uncommon Class:
A) Objectspeaker! Things are people too. We'll be friends with all the treasures!

>What is Scarier?
B) Spiders! They can catch you in their webs, and their legs get all over you, and their eyes... it's enough to put any bunny on edge!

>Should this quest be 18+?
A) Yes!

FADA

A. Neumono
F. Nullmage
A. Moldy food
B. No

A) Neumono
C) Mindsweeper
D) Unexpectedly Naked
A) Yes

Rogue this lite!

D) Kobold
C) Mindsweeper
D) Unexpectedly Naked
A) Yes

Ramfolk
Mindsweeper
sudden nudity
yes

D) Kobold
F) Nullmage
C) Darkness
A) Yes

I’ll shoot my shot with Ramfolk. Cute sheep could be fun~
Lightsmith sounds cool!
I think Suddenly Naked should be the SECONDMOST scary thing. Darkness is worse anyways. If Suddenly Naked is TOO scary, we, as a mage, will have wards against it which is NO GOOD! ENI please! (Embarrassed Naked Individual)
Also, in case my previous remark didn’t make it clear, yes pleae 18+

F) Vulpin
D) Ruleslawyer
D) Unexpectedly Naked
B) No

D) Kobold
B) Lightsmith
C) Darkness
C) Maybe

the idea of a kobold that is afraid of the dark amuses me.

Kobold
Mindsweeper
Spiders
Yes

Neumono
Nullmage
Naked
N- yes!

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Do not despair. All "unused" votes have been noted for other characters.

This quest will be 18+. Scenarios with NSFW solutions may be presented.

You are Kobold. A mage of the Objectspeaker class. You know the Animus language.

It is not that objects all inherently have life, it is that objects become animated at your word.

While communing with an object, you may learn its PROPERTIES or issue COMMANDS. An object will not automatically obey COMMANDS. As a Speaker, you must convince objects to work with you. Objects that recognize you as their Speaker can be used and communed with at will. When commanding objects, you can use their ABILITIES or ask them to take reasonable ACTIONS.

As you progress, you may advance into a Technopath.

Current limitations unknown.

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Additional Options.

Pick a Skill:
A) Sharpshooter
B) Tough
C) Escapist
D) Quick Learner

What do people notice about you first?
A) Eyes
B) Scale Pattern
C) Horns
D) Mouth
E) Aura

Decide a Gender:
_____

-Quick learner
-Scale pattern
-F

A) Sharpshooter - you always know when to shoot your shot
B) Scale Pattern - it kinda looks like a dirty word

Gender: None - You're not a nullmage but a mage who is null

quick learner, being able to learn about an object quickly will pair nicely with the objectspeaker ability.

Scale Pattern, could make for an interesting combo with fear of Unexpectedly Naked and more of your scales are revealed.

gender: F

>>1124678
A) Sharpshooter
B) Scale Pattern - Your lower mouth-snout region is covered by them, making it kind of look like stubble.

Gended: Male

MEET THE KOBOLDPER

D)
E)
Male, lustful kobold >:D

D
A, your eyes are a rich, royal sapphire blue. Easy to get lost in.
Girl kobold please!!!

C) Escapist
A) Eyes
F

[for those curious about the other classes (that don't use discord), tidbits have been posted here in my dis thread https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/143851.html#145184]

Quick Learner
Aura
Male

D) You learn words fast. Important, because some objects have been inherently imbued with different languages for some reason.
C) Your horns are antler-shaped, for some reason.
Intersex

A) Sharpshooter
B) Scale Pattern
Male Kobold

A, A

Female

Tough
Aura (you’re a natural aura farmer)
Boy

C–Escapist
C–Horns
Gender– Gender? I hardly even know'er!
(That is a vote for avoiding and constantly deflecting the question, if that wasn't clear)

>>1124678
D) Quick Learner. We love getting to know our new friends.

D) Mouth. We've got a long forked tongue that other folks are really interested in for some reason.

Male.

escapist
big eyes

gender ambiguous

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You are a Quick Learner. From your scrappy nature, you have honed an advantage when picking up skills, spells, and languages.

Practice makes perfect.

Due to magical hijinks as a youth involving a bull and a bottle of rum, you can go between the "male" and "female" form.... Which aren't that different from each other. Outwardly, you could be described as a beautiful kobold or a handsome kobold.

You have developed a generally indifferent bi-gender nature, but you tend to lean male.

Your form is determined by your mood really.

(2/2) OMNI 2026/04/07(Tue)22:04 No. 1124780 ID: a6de65
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Before we finally begin....

What is your ideal companion?
A) The Snare
B) The Hand
C) The Toy
D) The Knot
E) The Blanket
F) The Knife

Why do you wake up?
A) To experience life...
B) To fulfill a promise...
C) I have to...
D) To prove them wrong...
E) Eh, why not?

C) The Toy - We speak to it and it speaks back

C) I have to... - we're the only employee who doesn't call in sick and our bosses take advantage of that

>>1124780
D) The Knot

D) To prove them wrong - you are a creature fueled by spite.

E) The Blanket

C) I have to...

A) The Snare - what is a kobold without their traps? All the better when you can coordinate with them.

C) I have to...

A) The Snare. Everyone thinks their bases are covered - right until the moment you reveal the bat in their hands is an enemy...

C) You promised a someone important, on their deathbed no less, that you'd give them the vengeance they craved. Finish the job.

E- A good blanket is a good cape.
E- Eh, Why not? Who'd want to sleep all day? You'd get a migraine!

>>1124780
>What is your ideal companion?
C) The Toy! It's our oldest, closest, and softest friend, the first object we ever spoke with. Talking our way out of traps is fun, but we'll always have a special place in our heart for our favorite toy.

>Why do you wake up?
C) I have to... There are monsters that need catching and treasures that need looting. In this world of magic, it would be a dishonor to let any artifact lay forgotten in a hoard, with no one to enjoy its majesty.

>fresh-faced green-eared

Literally, I presume.

Best companion:
Um...the Blanket.

Why wake up:
You were told to grow up, so you will. You will grow very big. The biggest. Then YOU will be everyone's Blanket.

The Snare, so often overlooked

to experience life

C) The Toy
A) Experiencing life is a joy! Have some whimsy, you guys!

The Toy
You have to.

The Snare - some things you gotta snatch and never let go!

And because you have to. Who else will?

The blanket

To fulfill a promise

Toy
Experience life

>>1124808
Changing my second vote to A) To experience life... because that seems a lot more fun.

B - because imagine throwing a hand in someone's face, even literally.

A - because fuck it, the world can be cool and yours to explore.

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You wake...

Your head is groggy. A pressure weighs down from the back of your skull to your eyes. Despite the heaviness in your arms, the rest of your body feels light.

Too much to drink last night?

It it cold. But nice.

Huh. You're surrounded by water.

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You turn your head to face the source of the bright water. A stream pours in from a hole around the rocks. You're in a cavern of sorts. Small crystaline fixtures grow on the rocks.

A magispring? Never seen one in person before. They're usually heavily guarded state secrets.

Hm....

You don't remeber how you got here. Or where this is.

But you do remember your name...

>____

Red

you have no idea why, as you're scales are white.

Kensington. Horace Kensington.

Janna.

Nah I'm just kidding. You look like a Lyn.

AAAAAAAAARGH.

Red

>>1124900
YES

Adopted Heirs - the hallmark of Aristocratic Liberalism

Graggle

>>1124897
I'm gonna go with Lyn.

Boldy McBoldyface

Velevyn!

>>1124907
Oh yes

Graggle

Breadbasket

>Graggle: Get Crystal
Does objectspeaking work on something like a crystal embedded in a wall? Could he convince it to wiggle its way out?

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Your name is GRAGGLE. You think. You don't remember if you had a last name. Which is troubling.

When you try to recall more of your past, the visuals feel faded. Or simply blank. Just as waterlogged as you are in this magispring. Though your general knowledge seems to be intact.

That's... Kind of terrifying!

You know you're an adventurer at least. Straight out of mage college.

You haul yourself out of the soothing water as you ponder your present situation. A blanket water envelops you in a comforting embrace.

Besides your head, your body feels great. Energized even.

(2/5) OMNI 2026/04/10(Fri)02:09 No. 1124958 ID: a6de65
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>Get Crystal

Right! Everything here looks like they did in the textscrolls. There's a faint glow emitting from the rocks, the water, the flora, etc.

Magisprings are the richest sources of magi after all. Everything here should be packed with ultra-deluxe-magi-nutrients. The water itself would be the most valuable to collect, since magi can be carried in its most potent concentration in water, but the crystals would be easier to haul.

You could make a fortune off of one crystal alone!

Now to just.. try to convince one to wiggle out?

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Oh. Looks like the water evaporated. Another effect?

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GRAGGLE: AAAIIIEEEEEE!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AHHHH! AHH!

(5/5) OMNI 2026/04/10(Fri)02:10 No. 1124961 ID: a6de65
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YOU CANNOT GO ON LIKE THIS! WHERE ARE YOUR CLOTHES?! YOUR OBJECTS?!

YOUR DIGNITY?!?!!!

.... You are naked, afraid, and hopefully alone.

Search the pool for objects.

Ask the rocks if they've seen your clothes.

If I had to guess, you probably fell from that waterfall if you woke up down here. Your clothing might be up there. Might wanna start climbing

>>1124961
Fashion a loincloth out of these magigrasses.

>>1124961
We're lucky there's no one to see our shame, but an Objectspeaker is never alone! Let's have a chat with the local plants, invite them to weave themselves into a loincloth to keep our private parts private. And maybe some wrist and ankle bands to help us climb that cliff with their root-laying talents. They've spent their whole lives in this cave, I bet they'd love to see the world with us!

Wait, does that mean there's always someone around to see us naked? No, no, don't think about that, instead think about that conspicuous dirt mound next to us. What's up with that? It's probably got something interesting buried in it!

Well look around, do you see anywhere your gear could be… or even just an exit since you’ll need to leave eventually.

>>1124962
hey yeah, if you had anything with you it's probably in there

This is the WORST POSSIBLE THING

Yip yap yip yap yip yap

>>1124962
Oh, and remember to check your 'secret' pocket. If you were smart before whatever drugged state led you to wander out here naked, maybe you stored something in there.

Switch genders and stuff the goods in your snatch.

"So that's why they call it..."

(1/5) OMNI 2026/04/13(Mon)03:29 No. 1125238 ID: e3ea86
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>Wait, does that mean there's always someone around to see us naked? No, no, don't think about that...
>This is the WORST POSSIBLE THING

YIPYAPYIPYAPYIPYAPYIPYAPYIPYAPYIPYAPYIPYAPYIPYAP

(2/5) OMNI 2026/04/13(Mon)03:32 No. 1125239 ID: e3ea86
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Okay! Now that you got that out of your system, you can focus on the task at hand.

>Let's have a chat with the local plants

Sadly not. Plants don't consider themselves objects, so you can't talk to them. You'd need plantspeak or a druid on-hand. It's a weird technicality.

>Fashion a loincloth out of these magigrasses.

You pluck all the magigrasses in the area to fashion a rudimentary loincloth.

It kind of does the job.

(Now you're self conscious about your body).

>Check 'secret' pocket

It's not an area you would like to stash things in. Or the other place. But having something is better than nothing. You take a deep breath before bending forward to check.

Your flexible spine lets you get all the visuals you need...

You find nothing.

Not sure if you should feel relieved or not.

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>Search the pool for objects.

You dunk your head into the pool to search for your stray objects. Even with your superior kobold vision, you do not spy anything familiar. A tinge of sadness grows in your chest.

However! You spot what seems to be a hole among the rocks. A possible exit?

>... you probably fell from that waterfall if you woke up down here. Your clothing might be up there.

You look back up towards the source of the stream. Falling from there would make the most sense. But why? Did you slip while on a quest? Why wouldn't your party rescue you?

Either way, the rocks look slick and too dangerous to climb. You might break your neck if you fall again.

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>Look around

You wander around the cavern, lost, turning rocks here and there. Nothing calls out to you.

You're starting to get anxious again.

>Ask the rocks if they've seen your clothes.

You crouch down to talk to the rocks in Animus.

GRAGGLE: *Hi there! Have you seen my clothes?*
STRAY ROCK: ~&. W&~ !=( Y~U ?

Oh no... You realize you do not speak the NATURAL RESOURCE dialect.

You turn your attention to one of the crystals above to test if you can understand it.

GRAGGLE: *Hi! How are you?*
MEAN CRYSTAL: &U& ? N~*_Y )*Z!=@... )(!-( +( $(.

Jeez. You can't understand what it's saying, but it has a mean tone to it. You shake your head to show you do not agree with its rudeness.

Both objects revert back to normal once you stop addressing them.

(5/5) OMNI 2026/04/13(Mon)03:35 No. 1125242 ID: e3ea86
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>Check conspicuous dirt mound

You do eye the dirt curiously. Digging in the dirt with your bare claws pleases you.

You uncover.. a brick! Your tail wags in excitement.

GRAGGLE: *Hi! Hello.*
LONE BRICK: Hiiiii. Nice to meet ya.

YESSSS!!!

You remember now. Your Animus dialect is ARTIFICIAL.

A brick? you must be inside a well. Ask the brick if its from a well

Hold it up to your ear to call for rescue.

Actually, instead ask it why someone would bury it

Underground swimming can be dangerous, but the other option of climbing is also dangerous. How long can you hold hour breath, and how well do you see in the dark?

As a mage, do you have any basic utility cantrips like Light?

Might as well ask how they got here. Too bad they wouldn't have seen how you did, being buried and all.

Can objects talk to you when they're underwater? Can you talk to them?

>>1125242
Ask if it's seen any other Artificial objects around.

Ask how long they’ve been here.

Befriend the brick and get as much intel as possible about where you are. Also it probably didn't see your clothes on account of getting buried but it might have heard something.

Also start learning to speak Natural Resource because it seems like it would be super useful all the time.

>>1125242
Ah, we can talk to artificial objects. Does that include the loincloth we just made? Let's ask it to cling tightly to our body. We don't want to lose it like we lost our other clothes!

Hello, brick! How did it get buried like that? Is there anything else in the pile with it? Did it hear anything interesting while it was down there?

>>1125248
Good question, let's find out.