Well shits happening, nothing really new there. Something is always going done somewhere you just happen to been caught in the crossfire this time. Grab your coffe, thank the cute one for said coffee, and I guess get to that thing you’re late for.

Drake 2026/07/27(Mon)16:36 No. 1130022 ID: c15a60
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>>1129137
They do got this chicken-dog thing, I think it's called a Kcrika? I'm not super sure cause like I hear a bunch of different names for it. It's like what would happen if you shrank an emu and gave it teeth and the personality of a retriever.

>>1129132
>>1129133
>>1129165

“Oh shit right, I gotta get going to my first class. Conditioning!”

“Oh bro-ke, you better go! I think Master Kafa'ui is a hardass! Ruuuun!”

“Shit. Shit shit shit! Thanks Soro, we should hang out sometime!"

“Better keep dat promise earthy-boy!”

…

I snuck into the gym with everyone else.

Oh for anyone that doesn't know, I think you guys on Earth call this PE? Yeah, out here it's Conditioning. Never know when green zones turn yellow or red, and they want us to be ready to handle sudden survival scenarios and being fit enough to do what we will probably gotta do..

Thankfully I haven't seen Kafa'ui, so if I act like everyone else I should be fine.

Drake 2026/07/27(Mon)16:37 No. 1130023 ID: c15a60
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>>1130022
Just wished everyone would stop staring at me. Like come on, they know humans are in the school, why do they gotta keep staring?

Drake 2026/07/27(Mon)16:38 No. 1130024 ID: c15a60
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>>1130023
“Ah Laloooka! Is that Drake?!”

“Who is?”

Drake 2026/07/27(Mon)16:39 No. 1130025 ID: c15a60
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>>1130024
“Wait is that…Pikke?!”


“Yah-yah it’s Pikke! I knew I was gonna see you on campus, didn’t think you’d be in my first class. Now I get to kick your butt like I did in MercWars.”

“Oh you wish!”

well, introduce us to your friend.

ooh, who's this?

>>1130025
Hi pikke!
Nice hair!

Drake 2026/08/03(Mon)02:16 No. 1130260 ID: c15a60
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>>1130035
“Oh right. Hey remember the sisters I was-wait hold on”

Remember the sisters I was talking about earlier? This is Pikke Daksa, one of the Daksa sisters? Yeah, she was the one who’d play video games with me or would go swimming at the public pool. She also liked to punch me a lot. I dunno why cause she never punched too hard, cause Marnari, but she’d do it a lot. For no reason. And I know it’s Pikke because-

Drake 2026/08/03(Mon)02:20 No. 1130263 ID: c15a60
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>>1130260
“Ooof!”

“Ah ha ha! Little Dra-keeee is all grown up!”

“I was bigger than you.”

“Yah yah, but I was older!”

“Long time, no see Pikke. Nice hair.”

“Thanks! Bought it myself. Green goes good with red yah-yah?”

-because Pikke was always the loudest or the fastest, or the oldest. Always had to win at something. Pai was never this loud.

well now you win at heights, good work

she graduating too or is she just here for you and her brother? Cause when she says she's older I not sure if she means in years, months, weeks, or days.

If the both of you are graduating together than congratulations on being able to walk to the aisle together, I'm sure at least one of your folks will talk lots of pictures to share with the other's folks.

If she's already been through this song and dance I guess ask her what you can expect. I'm guessing a lot of standing around and waiting for people to give little speeches but she'd probably be able to tell you if they have a curve ball planed.

>>1130263
Dude.
Dude.
Duuuude.
Some girls punch boys they like.
Its a way of touching with plausible deniability.
Daww.
Cute.

Unless im anthropomorphising them too much and its something completely different.

yeah i think she's got a crush on you

>>1130280
Hmmm, good interpretation. Metagaming, the writing pointed it out in a "hmm, I wonnnderrr" kindof way, so I suspect you're right.

Drake: roll perception to notice.

Sometimes I will see media show an alien with a crush on a human, and for a split second I'll be like, "but why would she; they're different species." And then I remember where we are. And who I am. And I remember half of the internet. And if the aliens are at all like us, this would definitely happen.

Drake 2026/08/17(Mon)01:52 No. 1131003 ID: c15a60
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>>1130274
No, same year as me-wait brother? She has a sister. She likes to brag that she's older than me cause her birthday's a couple days before mine.


>>1130280
>>1130290
>>1130295
Oh come on. It's been years! Why would something we did as kids means she has a crush on me? She's had plenty of time to reach out if she did. I mean, yeah it would've been tricky different campuses and stuff, but like not many humans out on this side of the planet, it wouldn't have been hard....

[Perception failed]

>>1130264
"Yeah it looks good from up here. Ah? See? Still bigger than you!"

"Hey-ya, stop that."

"Nuh uh, poke-the-Pikke."

"Ah ha ha haaa! Quit it dork-yah!"

"First day of class and you're already punchin' me? How's that haaabbbbppth! Fluff in my mouth!"

Drake 2026/08/17(Mon)01:54 No. 1131005 ID: c15a60
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>>1131003
"Good question human. First day of class and I have to break up a fight already?"

"Oh-"

"-Snap."

"I assume uh...Drake and Pikke, that you're just anxious to start class and have energy to burn. So CONGRATULATIONS CLASS! Today I skip orientation, and we get to to do...DRILLS! Green Conditioning. Form 4 lines, let's get started. Stop whining Lahska!"

Oh come on! Okay, yeah, yeah, okay. So. What do you guys do in your gym class? Out here, it's Green Conditioning. It's basically training us to do all sorts of exercises we may have to do in Yellow and Red Zones but under Green Zone conditions. So like we won't need our masks, but we have to act like we do to see if we...you know...die if it was the real thing. Everyone hates it.

And Master Kafa'ui singled me out. Doing a real bad job at the laying low thing...fuck.

that sounds more intense than what we have. is it always survival drills? don't you have any sports?

Conserve energy and be ready to complain about everything, especially when nobody is looking at the glowy red light that indicates something important is about to explode.

>>1131005
Ok.
But on the plus side
You two were frikkin adorable.

Ours tend to be just generic exercises to strengthen the body (climb the rope, do pushups, anybody remember the multicolored parachute from early elementary?), or sometimes wrapped up with a loose theme or goals and rules, like "chase the chosen one" or "get the ball into the others' designated area".

Should probably make yourself scarce next period.

Drake 2026/08/31(Mon)03:22 No. 1131502 ID: fd2dfa
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>>1131151
It kinda is. At least for the Marnari. Y'know I don't think they were built for Martian gravity. At least I think that's how it works. GZC consists of a bunch activities where you need to keep your mask on. You need to be able to not just accomplish the goals, but keep your breathing steady so you don't wear yourself out. In yellow zones that will leave you tired and exposed. In red zones, you'd suffocate. The activities themselves tend to rotate based on the teacher, and Kafa'ui likes these 4

-Weight Trek: You gotta wear a heavy back and try to carry it across uneven terrain. They simulate this with the blue mats, that I think are made of the same stuff they used to use on their ships to stop debris from puncturing the hull? I dunno, but it'll give real easy, so it's like walking on mud that sucks you down, really drains your energy if you pull to hard.
-Shoulder Carry: Carrying a class mate in a circuit across the gym. Again, got to time yourself, and make sure you are swapping air with the one you're carrying. They have to simulate you sharing one regulator between the two of you.
-Power Sled: They load up weights on a sled and you gotta do like 12 laps I think is the standard. Weight's always set pretty high, I think to simulate you pushing heavy crap around that's blocking your way, or to move heavy machinery I guess? I think Kafa'ui likes to make everyone suffer though. Don't have proof, but I can't think of much reason to have 3 weight related exercises in a single round of GZC.
-Power Climb: It's just rock climbing, but no safety gear. If you fall on the mat, you gotta start over. And a lot of those uh...thingies you're supposed to grab? Real slippery.

>>1131010
As for sports, there's half-G dodgeball, but uh, we don't get to play that until the last day of the week.

Drake 2026/08/31(Mon)03:25 No. 1131504 ID: fd2dfa
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>>1131074
I'm...adorable? Oh and Pikke's also cute I guess to. Thanks?

>>1131011

I can do some of that stuff pretty good. But only when I don't got the mask on. To be honest, that's what makes it so hard, these things let you breathe, but it can't do much when you need to take deeper breaths than normal it starts to act up.

Um, I don't think there's any explosives in the gym. Well there's the oxygen tanks, but you need to more than the button to make those blow up-

Drake 2026/08/31(Mon)03:26 No. 1131505 ID: fd2dfa
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>>1131504
"Hey"

"Hmm? Pikke?"

"What's going on, you don't wanna talk? Been years since we saw each other!"

Drake 2026/08/31(Mon)03:28 No. 1131506 ID: fd2dfa
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"Hey I was all for it till Kafa saw us. Where's Pai?"

"Oh. Yeah. Pai, she's off doing something else. Don't worry, she's here."

"Doing what? You know her next class?"

"Oh come on, wanna get rid of me that fast-yah?"

"No, just I missed both of ya is all."

"Oh I know what it is, yer afraid I'm gonna punt ya in the gzc time."

"It's not a race Pikke."

"Not with that attitude yah. Bet ya I finish before you!"

"I-really?"

"Yeah. If I win, you're buyin' lunch! Hey, Messi'ya! Time me!"

"What's that supposed to-hey!"

>>1131178
This probably won't cause a fuss right?

you're obligated to win the race, so you'd better start hoofin' it

Let's just see how well you do when you keep the mask on the whole time.

Come to think of it, why the hell don't you get an airtight helmet instead?

it would be a sign of disrespect not to do your best to beat your friend

>>1131506
Quick! Tell her if you win shes buying lunch!
Otherwise you dont get anything out of it!

Heheheh
Yes... yes...
Whoever loses, the audience wins.

>>1131506
Hang on. Pikke was real quick to dismiss her sister. She's hiding something. If you win, make her tell you what is up with her sister. And buy lunch anyway.

Drake 2026/09/21(Mon)22:51 No. 1132236 ID: fd2dfa
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>>1131525
>>1131533
"Okay sounds fair but if I win, you buy ME lunch."

"Hang on. You askin' me ou-"

"And you have to tell me what's up with Pai? Okay great let's go!"

"Hey!"


>>1131510
>>1131512
>>1131516
Okay. So. Confession time. There are some things Marnari are just better at than humans. At least for Pikke.

"Aw~ Wassa-matter-yah?"

Like climbing. I suck at it. But Pikke is a master of it. She would lord this over me all my life. I thought I got better at it, but I swear these things are not built for human hands.

"You think your big hands too thick for the rocks? Nah-uh~ My toes is bigger than you noodle-worms you call fingers. You just suck Drake!"

"CHEATER! YOU ARE A CHEATER!"

"No rules against climbin' with my feet. Not my fault humans can't do it."

Drake 2026/09/21(Mon)22:52 No. 1132237 ID: fd2dfa
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>>1132236
Okay so Pikke's dextrous and all, but stamina? No Marnari can beat a human. Pikke's tried. She really tried this time on the Power Sled. But-

"Hey Pikke, you lost your air tube. It's not GC if you aren't using your filter!"

"Haaaah....FFFffaaa-HAAAK...FAAAAAK....YU! DRUuuu...aaaaayk...Gaaaah..."

So now it looks like we're tied. But that means we're gonna need a tie breaker. So which one do you guys think we should do? Quick, while Pikke's brain is starved of air.

If it's shoulder carry would you take turns carrying each other? That'd be pretty funny

Well you only have one regulator between you, so shoulder carry. Or do you have to rope in two more classmates to this bet?

>>1132243
Oh god yes.
This.
Emergency evacuation of unconscious companion has to be a component.

She looks pretty light so shoulder carry should both be in your favor and amusing.

Drake 2026/10/11(Sun)23:36 No. 1132879 ID: c15a60
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>>1132253
Normally yea, we probably would as part of GC. But this is a bet soooo-

>>1132272
>>1132260
>>1132243
Yeah that'd be funny. But Pikke has a mean punch when she gets pissed, and I don't wanna get one in the gut

"Well Pikke, looks like I won."

"What are ya talkin' 'bout?"

"Well we got one last contest right? And I don't think you're gonna be able to lift me."

"Drake, don't you dare..."

Drake 2026/10/11(Sun)23:37 No. 1132880 ID: c15a60
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>>1132879
"Drake, I mean it-DON'T!"

"Hup!"

Something funny I keep noticing. Pikke is real tough, but she's also real light. It's kinda awkward carrying her cause she-

"Ow! Quit squirming!"

"Nuuu! Leggo!"

-she fights.

Drake 2026/10/11(Sun)23:37 No. 1132882 ID: c15a60
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>>1132880
"Knock it off Pikke! It's shoulder carry, lemme-ow!"

"Drake you better-"

"There! That so bad Pikke?"

"I'm ignoring you."

"When humans say they're ignoring somone, they don't say it."

"Shut up."

Drake 2026/10/11(Sun)23:39 No. 1132883 ID: c15a60
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>>1132882
"Alright, conditioning's over. Anyone who didn't run a course can do so next time. Now get outta here."

"Hey Pikke, so what do you want for lunch? I'll buy. It's an egg sandwich right? Pikke? Wooo-oooh~ Pikke. Can you hear me?"

Drake 2026/10/11(Sun)23:41 No. 1132884 ID: c15a60
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>>1132883
"HURK!"

"No rough-housing in class"

"Pikke..." my voice comes out all hoarse, I never heard myself talk like that. Told you. She can punch hard when she wants. "...what you do that for?"

"Stupid. Don't go asking for stuff you don't wanna know."

"About what? About lunch?"

Pikke just stomps off. She was a sore loser, but never this bad. The hell was that about?

"Pikke!?"

"Human kid. You're kind of stupid aren't ya?"

Jeez that was kinda mean.
maybe something is making her react to you more emotionally~

The typical diet of an apex avian usually includes eggs. Maybe... she reacts as if you asked for a latte with ****** milk I mean ****** milk I mean ****** milk I mean

>You're kind of stupid aren't ya?
lolol. I guess ask what you're missing.

what do you think your kids would look like between you and her?

sharing an egg is probably either a taboo or romantically significant in bird culture, so she's either mad because you said something really rude, or she's mad because she has a mad crush on you

>>1132884
>"Human kid. You're kind of stupid aren't ya?"

Ok directly ask wtf they mean by this

Dude.
She likes you.

>>1132882
And you had your hand on her butt.
This may be the reason.

Shes cute.
You like her as a friend already
But think seriously about if she could be more to you dude.