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1107259 No. 1107259 ID: 0d1c28

This Quest may of may not contains NSFW elements

Welcome to Eden!
Stab Unicorn and Chemical Formixer must keep Eden safe
can you help them?


This is a quest I'm Co-Authoring with Huckbein, art style may change suddenly as we both draw a lot.
It's not a public quest but may feature characters frequent guest characters!.
Contact me on Discord if you want more info on cameos.

hope everyone enjoys!
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No. 1107260 ID: 0d1c28
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1107260

This is Stab-Unicorn a reploid built by Dr.Vector.
Reploids are robots with human level intellegence. However they are not humans.
Humans must be protected at all costs, Reploids that indanger humans or each other are known as Mavericks.
there is no cure for being a Maverick and thus all Mavericks must be destroyed.

Stab Unicorn is a secretly a Maverick Hunter of the Ranger devision, a Class-C Novice.
She is working under cover as a botonist and mechano-botonist for the Human Resort called EDEN. going by the name. adopting the name "Stabitha"
Eden is preparing for it's grand opening and nothing can afford to go wrong.
The Head of the resort Dr.Eve has requested Stab Unicorn bring three Entry balloons to the customs office.

Her Roommate Chemical Formixer is already here, Her Co-work Gourdon is here and helping Stabitha carry the balloons
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No. 1107264 ID: 6b8094

Maybe such a pointy horse shouldn't be carrying balloons... Give them to Formixer instead, careful she doesn't float away though!
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No. 1107265 ID: 802951

Protect the balloons from Stabitha's horn! Give hers to Formixer.
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No. 1107268 ID: 4c750c

Yeah, balloon is too close to stabbing implement. Give balloon to Formixer
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No. 1107272 ID: 1f7f52

Don't give formixer too many balloons tho, he mightfloat away
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No. 1107367 ID: 66de4b

In that even a Reploid who never endangers humans again is still a Maverick because they endangered one once, and the past cannot be changed? Or are you all killer robots who thirst to spill huuman blood barely controlled by your directives just waiting for something in your programming to slip? It's good to keep in mind in order to be an effective receptionist for human guests.
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No. 1107476 ID: b6ea64

What's so special about the entry balloons that they'd need to go through customs?
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No. 1107489 ID: 66de4b

>>1107476

E is for Entry/Explosive
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No. 1107789 ID: 0d1c28
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1107789

Stab Unicorn enjoys spending time with her friend!
Chemical Formixer enjoys spending time with her friend!

>>1107367
It's a bad idea to think too much about Maverick behavior, it takes many forms and it has many causes and none of them can be cured! looking too deeply into Maverick incidents can cause you to go Maverick.


Stab Unicorn would very much not like to go Maverick.
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No. 1107791 ID: 6c233e

Tie the balloon to your tail, then it will be away from your stabs
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No. 1107792 ID: 6b8094

Wait, does that mean Energy Capsules are lighter than air?

It's just one balloon! Hold it for me while I use the scanner, it's right-handed!
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No. 1107794 ID: 4ec27b

Yeah, tie it to your tail, Stabitha!
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No. 1107831 ID: 77fb08

What about her pointy ears though? I think she should instead cover her horn (and ears) with a wooden cork or something similar if she can find one, that way, there’s no worry if the wind increases.

Do reploids even drink wine?
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No. 1108202 ID: b6ea64

Tie it to your horn, that way it will always be floating above and away from it.
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No. 1108855 ID: 0d1c28
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1108855

Stab Unicorn ties the balloon to her tail, that'll keep it safe!
Stabitha places her palm on the activator, the door open and she enters the Customs Cabin.
Dr. Eve is here.
More importantly the poster Stab Unicorn modelled for is there! She loves that poster~
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No. 1108856 ID: 0d1c28
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1108856

Stabe Unicorn can't help but look at the poster she modelled for!
There's her park co-worker and friend Johnny MetCool, also Palm Bomb in the back there.
it was a great job! she looks really hot and made 3000 Zenny!
Stab Unicorn can't get over how good she looks here! though the outfit and vanity limbs set her back 15000Z...
not to mention the refreshing Hyper Cooler she had later that cost her 2500Z...
actually Stab Unicorn has found herself 30000Z in debt.
at least she got to keep the cute custom parts...
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No. 1108858 ID: fd169b

whyyyyy did you bring the balloons in a room lined with spikes?
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No. 1108859 ID: 144b84

Ask for work from Dr. Eve to help pay down the debt! Also pet the pumpkin. Good pumpkin.
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No. 1108860 ID: 6b8094

Dr. Eve, what a pleasant surprise! Though, um... could we maybe do this in a less pointy room?
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No. 1108861 ID: 4c750c

Agreed, the ceiling is much too pointy! We need to prioritize relocating this meeting to a less pointy area!
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No. 1108863 ID: 77fb08

Crawl through the room to avoid exploding the balloons! Can't have them popping!
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No. 1109669 ID: 0d1c28
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1109669

Stab unicorn pets Gourdon, good job Gourdon!

Stab Unicorn enjoys spending time with her friend!
Gourdon enjoys spending time with his friend!
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No. 1109670 ID: 0d1c28
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1109670

Stab Unicorn approaches Doctor Eve and speaks with her
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No. 1109679 ID: 19ea25

It does sound like something that'll help pay your debts off sooner. Zenny doesn't grow on trees but at least it should start decreasing!
Agree to the idea.
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No. 1109681 ID: 4629b4

TSA Unicorn?
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No. 1109699 ID: fd169b

What would you be scanning for exactly?
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No. 1109701 ID: 94d85e

Sure thing! When do I start?
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No. 1109713 ID: 144b84

Customs sounds great! We get to say hi to everyone coming inside and make sure there are no NEFARIOUS CHARACTERS trying to cause trouble!
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No. 1110089 ID: 0d1c28
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1110089

Stab Unicorn accepts the job offer!
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No. 1110090 ID: 0d1c28
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1110090

Does Stab Unicorn have any more question for Doctor Eve, or is she ready to start her new job?
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No. 1110091 ID: 94d85e

>Animal design
>Purple or black
Uhh, professor, I have questions about these criteria...
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No. 1110092 ID: fd169b

No marking, long coat, purple and yellow, human ears, tiny feet
Hmmmmm

Oh well, arbitrary criteria means there's no chance of doing it right. Just have to make the best of it.
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No. 1110093 ID: 273c18

Ask if these are meant to apply only to Reploids.
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No. 1110096 ID: 5c4363

Doctor Eve has
-Yellow, purple, black
-A cape or long coat
Does this make her unfavorable?
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No. 1110097 ID: fbba8e

Wait no mustaches? Got no problem with no beards but no mustaches? SAVAGES!
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No. 1110169 ID: 66de4b

>>1110096

Obviously she wants reploids who make her own colors stand out from the crowd. It's only natural!
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No. 1110264 ID: 0d1c28
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1110264

Stab Unicorn feels a lot of pressure about this
Would she like to ask more questions?
Ask for a demonstration?
just get straight to work?

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No. 1110265 ID: 94d85e

Ask for a demonstration - it might let an extra reploid in to Eden.
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No. 1110267 ID: fd169b

>>1110265
Ooh, good idea
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No. 1110269 ID: 4c750c

>>1110265
I also like this idea! I’d like to additionally propose a mindset for ourselves so we don’t overthink things too much. If we get too hung up on whether a better reploid to give our balloons to might come along later, nothing will get done! These three balloons should be treated as first come first serve. While this will inevitably make us sad later, it’ll make us feel a lot less guilt probably?
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No. 1110291 ID: 8c4a82

Wait, how do we even know what’s a nonstandard manufacturer's mark? How are we supposed to know if a Reploid made some custom changes- idk we have a master list of all the marks out there, or something? What if they just don’t have one?
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No. 1110302 ID: 19ea25

A demonstration would be a good idea! Especially from the brilliant mind of Doctor Eve.
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No. 1110989 ID: 0d1c28
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1110989

an apple shaped reploid rises from a hole in the floor
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No. 1110990 ID: 0d1c28
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1110990

A complete list is too much work so only some examples are given

Stab Unicorn is certain her scanners can recognize marks!

more questions? or proceed to demonstration?
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No. 1110991 ID: 77c3f6

Will the scanner detect hidden marks or will you have to, gulp, search for them?
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No. 1111003 ID: 4c750c

I suppose it wouldn’t hurt to go over what a valid ID looks like, just so we know what to look for that might indicate an ID is fraudulent, while we’re getting our “Papers Please” bases covered.
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No. 1111009 ID: 19ea25

Valid ID concerns and then demonstration.
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No. 1111092 ID: 648299

Demonstration time!
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No. 1111688 ID: 0d1c28
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1111688

Stab Unicorn continues her questions
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No. 1111689 ID: 0d1c28
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1111689

Stab Unicorn shows her ID
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No. 1111690 ID: 9ae84e

>>1111689
Ok. I think we have the idea. Shall we get started?
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No. 1111691 ID: be5907

Time to start! No more questions.
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No. 1111692 ID: 94d85e

Well that about covers every potential edge case we'll ever run into! Send in the guests, we're ready to see some papers, please!
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No. 1111697 ID: 4c750c

Demonstration first! Then we can get started!
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No. 1111712 ID: fd169b

ready as we'll ever be
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No. 1112152 ID: 0d1c28
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1112152

Dr.Eve leaves with Smart Apploid

Stab Unicorn activates the shutter
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No. 1112153 ID: 0d1c28
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1112153

Stab Unicorn Scans Dr.Eve
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No. 1112154 ID: 94d85e

Somehow, Dr. Eve seems a little shorter.
Such biased and arbitrary rules will surely not come back to bite Eden in the apple. Welp, ours is not to question why, ours is but to answer Y!
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No. 1112155 ID: fd169b

Really nothing? Even if they're a known criminal? Well alright then, if that's the rules.
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No. 1112159 ID: 70f58a

>>1112153
What if they've got a horrible contagious disease?
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No. 1112165 ID: d5b59e

“What questions don’t humans like answering?”
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No. 1112167 ID: 2f41db

Are there any questions we shouldnt answer if we get a chatty, curious human?
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No. 1112170 ID: 19ea25

Given that there may be unhealthy humans. Should we make sure they find the nearest medical facility or just let them go on their way?
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No. 1112869 ID: 0d1c28
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1112869

Stab Unicorn activates her clock.
she is half an hour into her shift.
her shift ends at 5:00pm
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No. 1112870 ID: 0d1c28
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1112870

Stab unicorn struggles to think of good loyalty testing questions
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No. 1112872 ID: 2f41db

>>1112870
Well, open with;
"Name and ID please."
Then, while identification is presented, ask further questions.
These questions should be about details listed on the ID.
If the ID cannot be retained during these questions observe the candidate for attempts to check their ID.
If it is fake, the candidate may not retain all of the information, if it is legitimate, they should be able to acurately answer.
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No. 1112874 ID: 94d85e

Ask if they have had any Maverick contact and when their last virus scan was.
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No. 1112876 ID: 66de4b

It might be cheating, but you've seen Smarty's lab marking, just not at this angle.
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No. 1112880 ID: 74a4e2

well off the top, this reploid has:
-No human Face
-No Long Flowy Hair
-No White five-fingered hands
-No gems
as far as ideal features go

Then for unfavored, it DOES have:
-fancy hat
-animal design maybe???

And then in unacceptable:
- tiny (nonexisting) feet
- bald, unless the hat counts
- the weird grid on his face might count as eye markings?

He also hasn't presented an ID! While in theory we're practicing asking questions, these things would be part of a normal entry interview so it will probably look better if we remember to address them!
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No. 1112881 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1112870
Ask him to remove his fancy hat so you can check inside.
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No. 1112886 ID: 70f58a

Maybe its feet are hidden. Ask it to show feet.
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No. 1112887 ID: 2f41db

Red chassis is a good thing.
Hmm.
Say " we wont be long. We used to have a human doing this but they were useless. You get it, right?"
I know thats hard to say, but its just being cunning.
If they agree they may be revealing latent superiority beliefs towards humans
...or theyre indicating a servile nayure by agreeing with a superior 'oid.
Dammit.
This IS going to be tricky.
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No. 1112902 ID: 74fd28

>>1112880
Yes, Gottem!
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No. 1112909 ID: 202a8d

Since DR. Eve is holding Smarty right now that does bring up a question that I think would be better to ask now. What should we do if a reploid or reploids are traveling with one or amore humans, fail to meet enough ideal marks to be let in, but their human friend(s) get upset that we're not letting their reploid pal through?

Does having a human vouch for them give them higher marks?
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No. 1112910 ID: 2f41db

>>1112909
Good point.
Maybe a "A humans trust/support" is a plus point.
There has to be a limit on what a human can vouch for though.
We dont want to be reprimanded for letting in a human and their emotional support warcrime-reploid.
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No. 1113045 ID: 0d1c28
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1113045

Smart Apploid gives Stab Unicorn his ID
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No. 1113046 ID: 0d1c28
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1113046

Stab Unicorn continues to question Smart Apploid
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No. 1113047 ID: 13b189

For a reploid without feet he sure is doing a lot of dancing around that question
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No. 1113048 ID: 70f58a

This is an invalid ID, for a few reasons.
Name doesn't match, picture doesn't match, expiration date is after the issue date, and... is the picture glued on? Why are there staples?
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No. 1113049 ID: 4c750c

The dates are ALSO completely unencoded! Also, it seems like the standards of measurement are the metric system for height and weight, and RP (Probably Rating Points) for Power and Speed, which this ID completely avoids! Lack of RP is definitely an issue. We can ask Dr Eve later if imperial system is okay later. Also his watermark is backwards! This is quite possibly the fakest ID we will EVER get!!!
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No. 1113051 ID: 94d85e

This isn't your picture, you just glued googly eyes to an apple!
I mean, so did Dr. Eve, but this is an actual apple.
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No. 1113052 ID: fb8013

Eat fake ID to assert dominance.
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No. 1113055 ID: 7e2171

Huh the class is off. Says "reptoid." Plus if the M is medium, you're more like a small. What's BION and OPPR mean here? Oh and SPFD? How do you go 10 mph without feet or any locomotion at all? Oh and and no screws, just staples. Why there's even a semicolon instead of a colon following name and clearly the symbol behind is fraud since the E is flipped. What's with the white thing off to the side? Did Cobrastan make this?
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No. 1113060 ID: 66de4b

>>1113055

It's... scotch tape...
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No. 1113064 ID: 74a4e2

obviously this is a distraction from the fact that he's still being evasive about the foot question he isn't answering
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No. 1113065 ID: fd169b

Well they did spell 'name' 'issue' and 'expires' correctly, but that's it.

Now stop stalling and show your feet apple!
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No. 1113075 ID: d30887

Hit the jail button
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No. 1113086 ID: 2f41db

>>1113046
Oh.
Ok.
While we would just reject out of hand, as a teaching reploid hes rating usmon the amount of errors spotted, so we need to list them.
Staples, not screws. Tape. Expiry date error. Glassexps in the photo. No facial scoring on chassis.
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No. 1113565 ID: 0d1c28
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1113565

Stab Unicorn scrutinizes the ID for imperfections
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No. 1113566 ID: 0d1c28
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1113566

Does Stab Unicorn end the demonstration?
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No. 1113570 ID: d30887

Resist the urge to try out the electric floor
Resist the urge to try out the electric floor
Resist the urge to try out the electric floor
Resist the urge to try out the electric floor
Resist the urge to try out the electric floor
Resist the urge to try out the electric floor

Distract yourself
Ask for milk storage upgrades
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No. 1113571 ID: 70f58a

>>1113566
Fake ID and a veiled threat, I think this one might be a maverick. Send him away.
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No. 1113573 ID: 94d85e

Well why don't we just ask his creator?
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No. 1113574 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1113566
My brother in Eden, they were your instructions, don't blame me.
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No. 1113578 ID: 31d213

Still 2 questions. What's OPPR and the M following "reptoid" [sic] mean on the ID? Like Medium size? Or Maverick aligned? Per the foot thing... unconcerned with details but 10 MPH at that size? Don't need to know how but is that SPED legitimate?
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No. 1113579 ID: 4c750c

I dunno why he’s being so non-compliant, is he pretending to be hiding something for the sake of demonstration? Press the foot matter, it could be important!
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No. 1113581 ID: 2f41db

>>1113566
Resist the unprogrammed urge to press the very pressable button that sets off the electric floor and is begging to be pressed at the earliest opportunity.
Even if it looks like it'd make a satisfyingly clicky noise.
dont be PRESSurised into THis, rEmemBer yoUr Training. Take nO actioN!
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No. 1113586 ID: fdbace

Well now I have a morbid curiousity for what an apploid foot looks like. This surely won't amplify at the back of my mind the longer Stab Unicornholds this position.
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No. 1113604 ID: fd169b

Wait no, we can't test the electric floor, Dr. Eve is still in the room. Guess you're off the hook for now apploid
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No. 1113761 ID: 4c750c

>>1113045
Come to think of it, Smart Apploid is being VERY evasive! And he’s starting to get a little upset! It’s our duty to press the matter!
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No. 1113766 ID: 66de4b

Some things are better left unknown
Some truths are too much to bear
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No. 1114043 ID: 0d1c28
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1114043

Smart Apploid reveals his true form!
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No. 1114044 ID: 0d1c28
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1114044

Smart Apploid and Dr. Eve leave the building

Stab Unicorn is now alone
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No. 1114045 ID: 4c750c

Oh! That’s! There’s no bullet/laserproof glass between us and and the reploids requesting entry! Cool! Nice! I can see now! Why the position might have been OPEN! So we gotta conduct our inspection and interrogation while ALSO doing our best to not piss anyone off such that we get blown to bits! Cool good! Not scary at all! This will be fine!
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No. 1114050 ID: 66de4b

oh no he's hot
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No. 1114053 ID: 94d85e

>>1114045
You just gotta shoot first in that case. Or stab.
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No. 1114055 ID: fd169b

>>1114045
it will be fine. A slot's opened up for a new sign on the wall behind her. I'm thinking something like "This checkpoint is just a formality. I can't actually stop you. No need to shoot me."
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No. 1114067 ID: 74fd28

>>1114045
Everything here is true
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No. 1114093 ID: 77fb08

Ask him out on a date next time he's around.

Also hoping that our first one isn't a maverick so stab doesn't have to meet them withh that fearful expression
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No. 1114114 ID: 2f41db

>>1114044
Whoa.
He just flashed you his alternate mode.
Do...do you have to report him to reploid resources?
Seems like a kind of personal thing to be waving around in public.
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No. 1114123 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1114045
There's a shutter, we just didn't use it.

Take a moment to relax and compose yourself.
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No. 1114213 ID: 0d1c28
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1114213

>>1114045
Stab Unicorn is regretting not wearing her combat parts...

>>1114055
Stab Unicorn liked that sign... friend of hers modelled for it.

>>1114055
Dr.Eve used some sort of key code to open the door. hopefully Mavericks don't have anything like that...

>>1114050
>>1114093
Even if Smart Apploid has a very nice frame Stab Unicorn finds maverick behavior very unattractive even if was just part of a test...

Stab Unicorn tries to relax as the first person seeking entry approaches
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No. 1114215 ID: 70f58a

>>1114213
Ah, easy first customer. Humans we let through and answer their questions.

Tell her you aren't aware of any contraband incidents, mostly since this is your first day.
Are there even any prohibited items...? We weren't told anything about that... Is it too late to ask Dr Eve? Well, maybe it's not part of our job anyway.
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No. 1114216 ID: 94d85e

Welcome to Eden! Our security is to keep guests like you safe!
Hmm, according to our no-entry list they ry to sneak in things like... Mustaches and purple energy. Also mavericks count, I guess!
That Smart Apple - he's Dr. Eden's pet reploid! He's got a flashy trick when he reveals his true form!
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No. 1114229 ID: fd169b

oh don't worry, humans are never suspicious.

And we just started, so we haven't seen anything yet. But we're keeping a watchful eye so no mavericks get in.
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No. 1114232 ID: ff766a

>>1114213
"Hidden legs."
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No. 1114268 ID: 2f41db

>>1114213
Hm.
Is there such a thing as a micro reploid?
An inert one disguised as a watch would be a good stealth deployment system.
Replace human target watch.
Enter sleep mode
Set to activate a day after entry.
Scuttle off to do evil.
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No. 1114271 ID: 74fd28

>>1114213
What kind of weird stuff? Well, there was this pile of asbestos that one time. I have no idea why they wanted it so badly, they just shouldn't have disguised it as cotton candy...
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No. 1114489 ID: 77fb08

I almost want to inspect her bag just for asking that, but it's also kinda fair that she's saying that. Do we have like a bioscan?
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No. 1114529 ID: 56db77

>>1114489
We do, it's the red text on the left, she's human
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No. 1114592 ID: 0d1c28
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1114592

Stab Unicorn opens the door and lets the human through
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No. 1114593 ID: 0d1c28
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1114593

The next tourist enters
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No. 1114597 ID: 70f58a

>>1114593
I'm sure there's a library somewhere.
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No. 1114599 ID: 56db77

>>1114593
I'm sure our staff will be happy to accomidate your needs.
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No. 1114600 ID: fd169b

What kind of resort would be without a calm and relaxing spa?
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No. 1114603 ID: d30887

"Papers, please. Sorry, but I need to confirm that your augmentations aren't hosting a Reploid's mind... or worse."
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No. 1114605 ID: 74fd28

>>1114600
This!
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No. 1114609 ID: 94d85e

That's a lot of augments. Really stretching the definition of human, aren't they?
Maybe there's a museum to visit with a planetarium, bringing you that night sky experience in the mid-afternoon.
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No. 1114610 ID: 2559d5

>>1114600
For sure this.

They are human so polite and courteous is the play.
Perhaps not only a spa but we could message ahead to adjust to comfortable lighting levels in any private rooms?

Enquire if their limbs are capable of autonomous activity and if they will require hardware storage or, if they are non removable, arrangements for custom seating and bed structures to accommodate their form.
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No. 1114663 ID: 0a6d1c

>>1114610
Like it since it inquires about the augs without sounding suspicious. Oh and slight yellow flag. How is the photosensitivity still an issue with eye augs? Shouldn't that fix the issue? What's with the metallic looking skin coloring? Plus dark and quiet implies no people to see illegal activities... How good is this bioscan thing? How common are augs in this era/age?
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No. 1114668 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1114610
I agree, this is a pretty low-key way to inquire about the augs.

>>1114600
Sounds like a good recommendation. Also gives another reason to inquire about the augs, to see if they're waterproof, so we can message ahead to the spa to make necessary preparations.
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No. 1114671 ID: 66de4b

>>1114663

They're an albino. Albino humans get sunburned easily.
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No. 1115032 ID: 0d1c28
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1115032

Stab Unicorn has heard of humans having a large number of augments it's rare but not unheard of.
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No. 1115033 ID: 0d1c28
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1115033

Stab Unicorn Contacts the hotel
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No. 1115034 ID: 0d1c28
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1115034

Stab Unicorn lets Phoebe through and a new entrant comes in
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No. 1115036 ID: 70f58a

>>1115034
Reploids can enjoy clothes yes. Some go without. Um, does she know this is a Human Resort? She'll have business, if there isn't too much competition already.
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No. 1115037 ID: 94d85e

Thanks! I got a very reasonable interest rate on its purchase.
I'm sure there's lots of business to be had on Eden! If you're selling swimsuits, that is!
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No. 1115039 ID: d30887

Tell her about the local price tags for reploid cosmetics. Ask if she can offer something more... budget-friendly.
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No. 1115040 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1115034
Both humans and reploids within the Eden Resort wear clothing items for cosmetic or comfort purposes! You will find an excellent market for swimsuits at the pools and beaches.
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No. 1115041 ID: 2f41db

>>1115034
Simple one here.

There are a number of reploids who wear clothing, some who do not also accessorise.
In addition, there are numerous humans who wear clothing compulsively and some non standard bioformed augmented humans with unique apparel needs.
Help desk will be able to furnish more detailed answers to your queries. Welcome to eden.

Hey dtabby, i know youre here to do another job but helping folk is kinda fun too.
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No. 1115042 ID: 4db076

Reploid’s outfits seem to be metallic in nature. I get the feeling if she’s marketing to Reploids, she might want to look into accessories~
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No. 1115044 ID: fd169b

The reploids here are almost all working, with only a few allowed in otherwise. Not a wide market for clothing, though she would probably have a monopoly.
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No. 1115045 ID: 74fd28

>>1115037
>>1115039
Yeah! Use less fabric, clearly swimsuits are the way to go for the budget conscious.
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No. 1115157 ID: 5c86ff

Ask her what her business is called. Maybe you can pick something up later
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No. 1115159 ID: b4c241

>>1115034
"Well, I can't speak for all reploids, but I'm personally quite fond of fashion. I even got into modeling for a while!"

You know that poster of us by the entrance? I think it's a good time to bring it up.

As for her question, I'd guess we'd want to replace our clothes more often than a human would, given that they wear out faster than our body. If she does open up a clothing shop, we'd be happy to stop by sometime. Is she planning to specialize in reploid customers?
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No. 1115161 ID: 56db77

>>1115034
I assume Eden has a marketing department, we should probably put her in contact with them
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No. 1115719 ID: b4c241

>>1115034
On a side note, is anyone else a little annoyed at how she asked about reploids like we were all one generic group? We're not just "a reploid", we're a Class C Maverick Hunter! We have our pride! I mean, we can't say that since we're undercover, but it's within a service worker's right to be a teeny bit passive-aggressive.

Oh, right, we should probably have an excuse ready in case she wonders why our clothing would get damaged. Can't tell her it's from fighting mavericks. Let's say, um, that we just get careless sometimes around stuff like heavy machinery because we're not used to how fragile cloth is. Our body is tougher than it looks!

I swear, I'm not looking for a way to ENF up the quest. It just sort of came up while I was thinking of how to logically answer the lady's question.
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No. 1116503 ID: 0d1c28
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1116503

Stab Unicorn receives a small purple card
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No. 1116504 ID: 0d1c28
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1116504

Stab Unicorn adds the business card to her inventory and allows Saiorse entry into Eden.
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No. 1116505 ID: 0d1c28
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1116505

Stab Unicorn's first reploid applicant moves up to the counter
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No. 1116507 ID: 70f58a

Nope, you're still not past security yet. ID, please. Any past incidents with humans? How do you feel about working alongside them? Please step back from the grating and do one full rotation (so we can see their whole body).
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No. 1116509 ID: d30887

"Papers, please."
>But we don't use paper?
"This is the pre-interview, so figure it out."
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No. 1116519 ID: dbff36

Please present your ID. Would you have any documentation about your job application on you as well?
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No. 1116525 ID: 2f41db

>>1116505
Ohno.
Shescute.

Erm.
Just your preliminary interview ma'am.
Please present your identification and indicate the location of your manufacturers mark.

Hm.
Personal notes for stabby:
One ideal hand. Animalistic traits but still primarily humanoid, im leaning a pass on that. Some ideal colourisation.
Personality initially seems good.

Final point.
How do we ask to see her boots without sounding like a creepy "feet-pics-pls-bot"?
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No. 1116526 ID: 202a8d

somewhat. I can double check all your paperwork and credentials to make sure everything ready to go when you reach the actual interviewer. Speaking of that could you please hand over your ID first?
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No. 1116545 ID: b4c241

>>1116505
Finally, we can get another reploid into Eden. And a nicely built one, too. Crustaceans aren't as popular as they should be, but I'm sure... wait, no. Reploids are dangerous. Bluff the potential Maverick.

"Nice to meet a fellow reploid! Sorry, but the humans want me to do some security checks before you get to your job. You know how it is."

How does she think it is? That depends on how close to turning Maverick she is. Will she sympathize with our fear for human lives, or the stifling restrictions they place on us? Our words could mean either or both of thise things, but which will she hear? If she asks us to clarify, it's the first.

Her job interview story should be easy to confirm if we call someone at the relevant Reploid Resources department. Also ask her to "tell some stories" (implied wink) about her old job.

I hope Connie doesn't turn out to be dangerous. I don't want to have to bust out the electric floor on an electric reploid. We all know how badly it can go when you hit a Maverick with their own attack.
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No. 1116560 ID: fd169b

ask for id
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No. 1116567 ID: 9bbb0e

>>1116525
Yeah, I agree. She's cute and seems okay at a glance, but we need to do due diligence and avoid letting our bias cloud our judgement.

>boots without sounding creepy
We could ask her to stand against the far wall for a profile photo and pretend to activate some unseen camera.
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No. 1116569 ID: e8a23e

Fancy crest you got there. So is that a factory mark or is it customized? (Got a few unfavoreds on this. Fancy hat; animal design [crustaceous, hermit crab-like]. Still her personality seems fine.)
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No. 1116590 ID: ddf3dd

>>1116569
This. Good points, good questions.


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