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1091337 No. 1091337 ID: 9ea24b

Discussion: https://questden.org/kusaba/questdis/res/135483.html

This quest is to help me practice a new chibi-esque style and to be something fun.

1. When a new character appears in the story, there will be a call for who they should be. You, the readers, get to suggest who you want to play the role! The character has to be from a quest and will be made the legal age and size needed to access a generic american club.

2. There can be a maximum of one character per quest author in the story, but multiple from an author can be initially recommended.

3. Actions can be suggested for characters once they’re in the story. Characters do not have to be totally in character.
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No. 1092353 ID: 58dd24

yeeeeaaah Dompag Dive and Chuck would get along
No. 1092354 ID: a0df32

Uzak from this isn't working seems like the type who could tolerate Chuck long term
No. 1092356 ID: c5529d

Saul from You died. He wouldnt miss a party like this!
No. 1092357 ID: b9ffc6

Va.ne.tu from Flockload of Problems.
No. 1092358 ID: 9bbb0e

I'll second Dompag for this one.
No. 1092360 ID: 172604

Dompag may be even more of a crazy womanizer than Chuck. Of course they are friends!
No. 1092362 ID: 2f41db

4th for the esteemed dompag
No. 1092364 ID: a7a180

Yeah, supporting Gena, why not.
No. 1092418 ID: 9ea24b
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Dompag the ogre is dressed in his clubbing finest: a button up shirt that shows off his broad chest, tight jeans, and a toothy smirk. He shifts his weight and holds his fist out to Bika. She bumps it.

She hadn’t liked Dompag when she first met him through Chuck, thought he was overplaying the ugly bastard angle to get chicks who read too many doujins. Maybe she was a little jealous that the strategy worked so well. Once she actually got to know him, she realized that was only one of the many roles Dompag could flawlessly execute in the name of seduction and she gained a grudging admiration for his skill. It helped that the ogre was also a genuinely nice guy.

Bika: Wait, Chuck’s here?

Dompag: Thought he’d appreciate a night out after all the moping he’s been doing. This is our second stop. He should be coming with the drinks soon.

Bika doesn’t bother to hide her scowl and Dompag does a smooth pivot.

Dompag: ‘Course if you want to keep this a girls night I can go join the lads.

Landi: Awwwww but you’re such a fun guy, Dompag. C’mon Bika, let him stay.

The fairy hovers up to Dompag’s shoulder and gives it an affectionate squeeze.

Bika: You literally called Chuck a douche two hours ago.

Landi: Yes, but that was the old me. The me who was a normal fairy with normal serotonin reuptake. I thought you two were still friends, kinda? It’s good to talk to your friends!

Bika spares a glance at Argine, who’s eying Dompag, brows furrowed in...concentration? Hopefully not lust?

Should Bika tell Dompag to GO or allow him to STAY? There’s still a risk of running into Chuck later even if the ogre leaves this corner of the club.
No. 1092432 ID: eb0a9c

No. 1092433 ID: 9bbb0e

Doesn't matter too much since you're planning to leave with Argine. Landi can have your blessing to hang with Dompag, he's an okay guy.
No. 1092436 ID: 273c18

Don't care, you were leaving anyway.
No. 1092440 ID: 5ebd37

Landi's OK, so dodge any awkward encounters and go somewhere nice and private.
No. 1092443 ID: a7a180

Either leave or ask him to go.
No. 1092456 ID: 2f41db

Wish them a fun night.
Let dom know youre still cool with him, thank landi for the cheer up.
Peace out.

Youve got a new friend who has tickets to see your gun show.
Best not keep them waiting.
No. 1092460 ID: 0db8d3

You've seen yourself use that gaze Argine is staring at him with.

She's seriously considering 147 ways to murder him, lol.
No. 1092469 ID: 4c750c

Dompag can stay. Get the feeling an awkward encounter with Chuck is unavoidable. Dompag is chill, and might even help things go a little smoother when the inevitable proves to be an inevitability.
No. 1092477 ID: 9ea24b
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Bika: Dompag, you can stay because we’re leaving. I just wanted to check on Landi and if you’re with her I’m sure she’ll be fine.

Dompag: I’ll keep an eye on her. You been drinking water, miss?

Landi: Yup, I’m a good girl. And not too much water so that I explode either! I’m basically an expert at doing drugs.

Dompag: See you around Bika, don’t scare Argine too bad.

Argine looks a little sad when Bika tugs on her hand and leads her away. The strange woman did seem excited about meeting more people and Bika feels a little guilty about monopolizing her time. Must be hard to make friends when both armed and socially awkward.

Once they’re out of the club and in the fresh air, Bika’s mood improves, especially when she looks at her new friend. Argine watches the dark sky with a fresh wonder, eyes flicking between the stars that are faintly visible through the light pollution. Bika doesn’t want to make assumptions but it doesn’t seem like her date gets outside much.

Bika: My apartment isn't too far, like a twenty minute walk. What were you thinking about when you were staring at Dompag?

Argine: Oh, I was wondering how I’d beat him. I have a rough time with tanks and grapplers, and his skin looked pretty tough. I don’t have my grenades or other gear with me so I think the best strategy would be retreating and returning when I’m better prepared.

Bika: Haha, did you think about beating me at all when you first saw me?

Argine: Well, maybe a little. But it wouldn’t be a fair fight because you were really upset! Not that I don’t get mad or sad while fighting but you’re also kind of small and your grip isn’t that strong.

Bika: I bet I’d win, I’ve got some tricks under my skin.

Argine: People always do. Nothing in my life is ever easy and that’s a lesson that my superiors made sure to pound into me.

Argine sighs and looks downcast for the first time since Bika met her. Should Bika ASK about Argine’s tragic backstory or keep things LIGHT?
No. 1092478 ID: dd3fe0

I mean, you are going to have to come clean on the hive mind, multiple bodies, each body is expendable thing sooner rather than later. And sooner as in, 'before getting physically intimate' if things get to that point. It's one of those Mandatory Disclosures. That said... perhaps leave the option of how deep things get to Argine? Say that you are willing to keep things light and fun, or talk about Deep Serious Existential Shit in an equitable way if she wants to take it that way. Even stuff like a question for a question, or a share for an equal share, if she wants to do that. Or just listen. Whatever she needs, she seems a caring soul.

Also, Argine would absolutely see the training possibilities of a friendly hivemind and be ecstatic about it and that is really quite a lot to offer. But you still have to make the initial connection.
No. 1092479 ID: 2f41db

Dont ask, just offer.
"Sounds rough. You want to share im a good listener. If you rather not, all good too."
That kind of thing.
Youve got your own past and oddities to share too.

Just steer off exes for topics.
No. 1092480 ID: 9bbb0e

Sounds military. Most of your old friends are military! Sounds like some common ground if she feels like opening up.
No. 1092488 ID: 273c18

Sparring match would be fun. Hell, you can tell her about how your bodies are, well, not exactly expendable, but you can spar with ones that won't impact your efficiency too much if they have to recover from an injury.

Hell, this might be a good time to introduce her to the concept. Bring out some of your nearby bodies (because some HAVE to be nearby for you to be lucid)
No. 1092491 ID: a7a180

Let's not dwell on it on the first date.
Float the idea of a friendly spar on the walk and then ambush her with another body's tackle when you get there.
No. 1092589 ID: 9ea24b
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Bika: I don’t know your exact situation but if you want to talk about it, I can listen.

Argine: Ugh, I don’t want to bring us both down in the dumps. Let’s stick to casual stuff.

Bika: Sure. I know a lot of people who are ex-military that I could put you in touch with, if you’d like. Y’know, if you feel up to it in the future.

Argine: That’d be nice, yeah.

They walk in silence for a while. Bika considers the idea of inviting Argine to spar, but that would be dangerous if the woman drew any skut blood. She should definitely tell her about the whole hivemind thing.

Bika: About those tricks I mentioned, um, you should know I’m a hivemind. I have multiple bodies around the city and a bunch in my apartment. I control all of them simultaneously.

Argine: Huh?! That’s awesome! Me too, kind of, except I don’t have any extra bodies, just a lot of voices in my head. In a good way, uh, they give me battle advice and stuff.

Bika: Hey, I’ve seen weirder. Also you’ll need to be careful if you want to bite, I have really acidic blood.

Argine: How are you so cool? Seriously, everything I learn about you is just wild.

Bika opens her mouth to say something uncharitable about how she might be cool but her ex didn’t seem to think so, but decides against it. Need to keep things light.

They reach the apartment and Bika gives Argine the full tour, including the various weapons cached around the place, her multiple bodies, most of whom are asleep or close to it, and the bed where Argine can stay for the night.

What should Bika and Argine DO for their hookup?
No. 1092591 ID: c5529d

videogames. play smash bros with a Questden MOD (where the fighters are questden characters that Bika downloaded online into her console)
No. 1092592 ID: 9bbb0e

Seconded, this is a cool idea.
No. 1092595 ID: 62b4e3

Yeah, Smash it up
No. 1092596 ID: 462d8c

Or at least with the frillsby and galsby cast. Their quest was all about smashing!
No. 1092597 ID: 4c750c

Hell yeah, Questden Smash Bros!
No. 1092600 ID: a7a180

Smash Quest sounds like a good way to keep doing cameos have a fun evening at home!
No. 1092604 ID: 273c18

Don't forget the sex.
No. 1092613 ID: 2f41db


And it offers a flirting opportunity.

Bedroom eyes, sultry voice.
"So... wanna smash?"
Pause for effect.
then pass controller.
No. 1092620 ID: 31e74a

Do. Not.

I repeat.

Do. Forget. The sex.
No. 1092624 ID: 9ea24b
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Bika has a brilliant idea. She tells Argine to sit on the bed while she lugs a CRT television out of the closet. With some dusty adapters and cables, she sets the mini disc in the GameCube spinning and opens the most hype platform fighter of all time.

Argine: We’re playing video games? I thought we’d be, uh, smooching or something.

Bika: We’re skipping the foreplay and going to the main event. I’m about to smash you hard, babe.

Argine: O-oh.

Argine blushes through her fur as Bika hands her a controller and shows her how to wavedash and fast fall and ledge hog and all of the basic tech every budding gamer needs. Bika still kind of wants to have sex, but this is far more exciting. Honestly, if Argine is into it, she wouldn’t mind if they just gamed all night.

Which TWO CHARACTERS do Bika and Argine play in the Questden version of Super Smash Bros. Melee?
No. 1092625 ID: a7a180

-Anet from Small Quest (plays like AC villager)
-Slime Knight Reginald from Audit Quest (another swordguy, but bouncier)
No. 1092626 ID: 1f8e28

Super Quest Den All Stars feat: Silv Mithra, from From Nothing (Zoner), Raskrev, from ROT (Hiyaa!! Mm'mmm Toryaa! Teight! Come on!), and FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM, from FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM (vs. 30)
No. 1092627 ID: 9bbb0e

Bika plays Silv Mithra from From Nothing.
Ardine plays Rita from Fog World.

If they end up feeling frisky and want to foreplay into some sex, there's always playing footsie with each other on the couch to throw off the other's game.
No. 1092630 ID: dd3fe0


If things DO get frisky, will one of the other bodies wake up, or one of the drowsy ones pull themselves awake (maybe go get a stimulant?), and if so, will Argine ask for a three-body-some? And if so, what sort of extra body would be most interesting to Argine for a multisome? Or would the idea weird Argine out, I don't know enough of her character to guess!
No. 1092631 ID: 5ebd37

Bika playing Silv from From Nothing, a new character she hasn't played before.
Argine playing Clara from Survivors, cause badass bunny robots are cool.

keep things frisky with a little wager, winner gets a kiss?
No. 1092635 ID: c5529d

Glinp from Nice Save
Brett from BLOOD HUNT an O.W.O. quest
No. 1092642 ID: 4c750c

Bika plays Wilamina from Catalyst, using Ice magic and such, and then…
Ardine plays Snowpea from Chinzbeth

(Also realized Chuck is the ex, so all my suggestions for Naz were ILLEGAL! Whoops! Thought it was a different Chuck or something, idk.)
No. 1092646 ID: 0e2cec

Have we had any Lagotrope characters, yet? I feel like Rokoa (and/or Polo?) from Asteroid Quest would probably be in a fighting game. (Balancing Rokoa would probably be hard, given that she's TERRIFYING.)
No. 1092652 ID: eb0a9c

Shenzi (Eadoo Quest version)
No. 1092653 ID: 9bbb0e

Most power levels go out the window in a crossover fighting game anyways.
No. 1092666 ID: 2f41db

Ace pilot oken is a perfect fox mcloud reskin.
No. 1092674 ID: 15a025

Bika plays as Fen from Fen Quest
Argine plays as Annie from The Sunfish.
No. 1092687 ID: 20eb0f

Having Argine play as Rokolo from their respective titular quest would be pretty amusing - and I don't think there's been a Jukashi quest character in here yet. If not one of those two - then Rokoa/Polo would be interesting as well.
No. 1092716 ID: 9ea24b
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Bika selects her main, the projectile slinging mage Silv Mithra. Not at the top of the tier list but very good against less experienced players.

Bika: Alright Argine, pick whoever you think looks cool! Let’s say the winner of a best of five gets a smooch from the other person.

Argine: Who’s good against that bug character?

Bika: Uh, well, I’d say her worst matchup is probably Rokoa, she’s a fast, heavy hitter.

Argine: Okay! I’ll play Rokoa. Can I have your wifi password? I’m going to look up some guides.

Bika is a bit taken aback when Argine finishes her studies and immediately starts labbing stomp knee combos. Her movement gets cleaner every minute and her fingers manipulate the triggers with consistency. Did Bika awaken a monster? Maybe Argine is just a competitive person?

Argine: I’m ready! Let’s do this.

Bika wins the first game fairly easily, which makes Argine hunch over and laser focus on the small CRT screen. Her dodge timings start to improve, and the second game comes down to last stock. Argine bares her teeth and growls when Rokoa is hit by a charged blast spell and goes flying, putting her one game away from a loss.

Projectile characters can be really annoying to play against and Bika doesn’t want Argine to get frustrated. That said, the skut’s fighting spirit is running hot and she really wants to beat a gaming newb who’s never touched the sticks before.

Should Bika try to WIN (play projectile spam) or LOSE (play honest)?
No. 1092718 ID: 916e92

Don't use cheap tactics. If you are going to play, play honest and don't exploit odd game quirks! See if you can beat her with proper sportsmanship!
No. 1092720 ID: 9bbb0e

Play your heart out, but don't get cheap. Even if you LOSE, you want this to be fun for both of you.
No. 1092724 ID: d8bf36

You want a real win, right? Don't get cheap
No. 1092728 ID: 0e2cec

I mean, in general I think it's ideal playing games with someone that it not be too one-sided, and since secretly going easy on someone feels...disingenuous, to me, it's even better if they get their victory fair and square. I think it reasonable to avoid spammy tactics. Consider a loss a price paid to make your guest happy.
No. 1092730 ID: 2f41db

Play hard but play fair.
Even a novice can spot a cheap win.
No. 1092744 ID: a7a180

Playing honest is playing to lose, but playing for fun. She's a quick study, but is following a guide the same as living those battles?
No. 1092750 ID: 15a025

Play honest! Alternatively, change characters to someone she might stand a better chance against.
No. 1092772 ID: 9ea24b
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Bika convinces herself that since they’re playing for fun, there’s no reason to make Argine miserable for a cheap win. Silv is her best character and has decent aerials and tilts, it’ll be fine.

Bika enters her own gamer lean after Argine gets a sweet spot knee to win game three. She needs to play smarter. What are Argine’s unsafe habits? Are her recoveries predictable? There has to be a weakness!

Bika is used to multitasking, but even she can’t analyze and adapt to Argine faster than the woman is improving. The next two games slip away from her in less than ten minutes of Rokoa brutality. She drops her controller and plants a kiss on Argine’s cheek.

The exhaustion of the long night of dancing catches up to Bika all at once and she slumps back against the bedsheets.

Argine: How’s it going?

Bika: Ego death.

Argine: Yeah, losing sucks, but that’s competition. I really like this game! I’ll see if I can get a copy for my place.

Bika: You’ve never played Smash before, right?

Argine: Nope.

Bika: You’re really good. I’ve been playing for a decade and you beat me easily.

Argine: Thanks, I was born in a tube.

Bika isn’t quite sure what that has to do with gaming ability. Maybe it has everything to do with gaming ability. She yawns and stretches her arms and legs out before checking her phone.

Puffball: Bika, brunch tomorrow??? I want to hear about your night!

Bika: It’s not over yet. Down for brunch.

She tucks her phone away and catches Argine staring at her. Should Bika INITIATE sex or, given her tiredness, STICK TO kisses and cuddles?
No. 1092777 ID: 498a9b

Start with cuddles, then tag in a more rested body for the good stuff.
No. 1092779 ID: ef2228


Agreed, but that begs the question: what's Argine's sexual orientation and level of both interest and comfort with group sex? How weird and freaky is it wise to get on these sorts of dates? Is asking a faux pas?
No. 1092780 ID: 2f41db

Smooches and snuggles.
Talk about nothings and enjoy to presence of each other.
If you get a second wind, then see where it goes, but dont push yourselves.
A night of solace in each other can be rest for the soul.
No. 1092785 ID: c5529d

Stick to the cuddles
No. 1092786 ID: 45108a

As always, the big rabbit crushes the little guy in contests…
Get it on, stick to one body on the first date.
No. 1092790 ID: 0db8d3

Surely there's a rested body around here!

Start with kisses and cuddles only to eventually go further, all slow like.

When it's about to go down, ask Argine which sex and # of bodies she'd like to get in on with.
No. 1092795 ID: 9bbb0e

INITIATE. Ask seductively if the winner would like a prize. Let Argine pick what she wants to do with you.
No. 1092840 ID: 9ea24b
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Bika leans over and puts her hand on Argine’s hip. They both wriggle closer to each other until their thighs touch and they can kiss freely. Their snouts brush against each other, gentle nips turning their lips pink.

Bika: Mmn, how are you feeling? Still want to fuck?

Argine: Yeah, if you’re down.

Bika: I’m pretty wiped, would you mind if I swapped bodies for something fresher? Or had one come in to help out?

She feels Argine frown against her lips.

Argine: Would they have your voice? And look the same?

Bika: There’d be subtle differences from slight genetic and environmental variability. Also some have male anatomy.

Argine: Nah. Not that that’s a bad thing or anything I’m just more interested in, uh, the you I’ve been getting to know. I don’t mind doing the work if you’re tired.

Bika lies back as Argine kneels over her and sheds her jacket and shirt, tossing them onto the floor to join the tangle of controller cords. Bika lifts her poncho and Argine runs her hands along the sides of the skut’s stomach before dipping her fingers under those tight black hotpants.

There are calluses on her trigger finger and Bika whimpers when they curl inside her, gently rubbing her sweet spot. She grinds into Argine’s thumb and reaches out to take Argine’s free hand to grope the bands of muscle running up the woman’s arm as her knees start to tremble.

Bika: Go harder, right there…Oh!

Argine: Do you like talking and stuff? I don’t think I’m super good at it. Um, you’re real warm and wet. And I think you’re a cool person with nice guns. Dammit, is this doing anything?

Bika: Hahaha, you’re fine. J-Just keep–mmm!

She squeezes her thighs tight around Argines wrist, then relaxes in a soft brown puddle. Argine carefully pulls back and sheds her pants, then they move under the sheets.

Bika lets her club-going self sleep in while her other bodies wake up and make breakfast as quietly as possible to avoid bothering Argine. That was a really fun night, existential crisis from video game loss aside. Without even a hangover to recover from, Bika feels like she could do something productive today, for the first time in a week.

Should Bika INVITE Argine to brunch with her friends or BID her farewell, for now? They’ve exchanged numbers.
No. 1092842 ID: 9bbb0e

Definitely show off the new friend with benefits.
No. 1092843 ID: a7a180

Bid farewell, call them up later.
No. 1092846 ID: eb0a9c

Don't introduce your friends yet.
No. 1092853 ID: 5ebd37

Too soon to bring her to brunch, but make plans to meet again.
No. 1092886 ID: 9ea24b
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Argine did get introduced to Landi briefly last night, but Bika thinks it’s too early to throw her into the combined gossip vortex that is the fairy and Puffball. They’d ask for graphic details and then brunch would be derailed by a discussion of frame data. Best to give Argine a hearty breakfast in the apartment and then send her on her way.

Bika sends a body with a tray to rouse herself. She rubs her eyes and then nudges Argine awake.

Bika: Good morning, here’s some breakfast.

Argine: Bwuhhhh…Smells good.

Bika: I have some stuff I need to do, let’s meet up soon, okay? You can come over and smash again anytime, I’ll be practicing to make sure I can beat you.

Argine: I’d really like that.

While Argine eats, Bika goes to the bathroom to freshen up. She returns to the bedroom and sniffs the poncho, which was discarded on the floor in the excitement last night. It’s only a little sweaty, and the natural smell of wool covers it up anyway. She dons it once more.

Bika: Do you need a ride or anything?

Argine: No, I’ll jog home. It’s not too far.

Bika: I’ll take you to the door.

She gives Argine a smooch goodbye as they part ways, Bika heading up the street to the cheap but popular brunch place a few blocks away. Puffball texts that she already has a table, so Bika steps inside and asks the host to take her to them.

She spots Dompag and Landi sitting in the booth, the fairy dour and sipping a glass of grapefruit juice. Puffball butters a fluffy biscuit while the vaguely familiar person to her left looks at the menu. A hookup from the previous night? No, another one of Chuck’s friends. Bika crouches behind a different set of patrons and looks around furtively to make sure Chuck isn’t lurking somewhere.

Who is Chuck’s OTHER FRIEND? This will be the final new character in the quest.
No. 1092887 ID: 9dcef6

No. 1092891 ID: 9f8647

No. 1092894 ID: 5ebd37

Gerbera is a good choice
But if not them then Rose from House
No. 1092898 ID: 9bbb0e

It is none other than Sir Humpy, from Monster Humper.
No. 1092902 ID: 2f41db

Dragon and knight.
What could go wrong?

Sir humpy.
Chilling in his casual chainmail.
No. 1092923 ID: 9ea24b
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Why it’s none other than the bombastic Sir Humpy! Bika would recognize those rippling back muscles clad in a tank top anywhere. Chuck sure knows how to pick ‘em, this guy has no indoor voice and made several passes at Bika while she was dating the sleazy cat.

The hostess seems confused about having lost her customer and Chuck is nowhere to be seen, so Bika stops cowering and approaches the table.

Puffball: Hi Bika!!! Sorry I didn’t get to see you very much last night, I hope you had a good time. We’re just getting ready to order, you haven’t missed a thing.

Bika: Hi everyone, what did you guys end up doing?

Puffball: Oh, I saw Chuck and Humpy at the bar and then the bartender told us he’d seen you crying, so that was awwwwkward. I was worried but after we found Dompag and Landi they told us you’d seemed okay and then we hung out until Chuck got really drunk and we took him home.


Puffball: Dompag went with Landi to her place once she crashed.

Dompag: We talked. Was a while before she could sleep.

Landi: And I’d still be in bed if Dompag didn’t drag me to brunch. Meanwhile Chuck is hungover as fuck and no one made him come…

Puffball: So who was that lucky girl you left us for? Was she into anything weird?

Bika: She was plenty weird, but we got along really well. She’s strong and I introduced her to smash. I think I’ll see her again soon and I’ll invite you to meet her.

Puffball: How big was her massive throbbing cock?

Bika: I don’t know where you keep finding these people Puffball, because most women don’t have those.

Puffball: Which is such a shame, honestly.

No. 1092925 ID: 2f41db

Aw. Good old humpy.
Sweet of him to be concerned
Thank him for asking but was just a little overwhelmed.
its ok.
Over it now.

How much of her couch is still intact?
No. 1092929 ID: 9bbb0e

Humpy has absolutely no filter. On the one hand this could be a good opportunity to switch the topic to Chuck and get some gossip about what he's been doing, but on the other hand Humpy will yell anything you tell him about the breakup to the entire diner and everyone he knows.
No. 1092937 ID: 5ebd37

Just stare him down. He's not that stupid, he'll figure it out.
No. 1092954 ID: c29ecd

You’d rather not talk about it, or Chuck.
No. 1092957 ID: 9ea24b
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Bika’s face heats up. It’s sweet that Humpy is concerned about her feelings but now the entire diner knows that she cried. Also, she’s about had it with all of the close calls between their social groups. She doesn’t want to see Chuck! She doesn’t want to think about Chuck! Why do her friends keep hooking up with his friends?!

She glares at Humpy, who fiddles with his gloves.

Bika: I was just a bit overwhelmed by all the noise, thanks.


Bika: Can we not talk about Chuck, please?

The table falls into silence until the waiter arrives. Bika orders Eggs Benedict.

Is there ANYTHING ELSE Bika would like to TALK about with everyone?
No. 1092958 ID: 640e14

Talk about SMASH. You and Argine had a fun smash bros match that your friends has got to hear, whether they want to or not.
No. 1092959 ID: 9bbb0e

The hooking up with his friends thing might be something to talk about with the girls, when it's just the girls. Maybe it's good we didn't bring Argine, this would be embarrassing. On the other hand, she's exactly the kind of social hand grenade that could bring a new topic to this trainwreck of a conversation.

Work? You could ask what everyone's been doing for work. It'll kill time until the food gets here if nothing else.
No. 1092961 ID: 1effd3

Trains. Trains are always a valid discussion topic.
No. 1092964 ID: dd3fe0


Only if they're some amazing luxury experience or some crazy value that was also an amazing luxury experience or maybe you met someone fun that it's actually a good thing that gossip of what you did with them gets out... or some hilarious misunderstanding/mystery/escapade you had on one or something. Storytelling, yaknow?
No. 1092966 ID: 2f41db

Been locked up in your own situation for too long bika.
Hear how theyre all doing.
Escape into their lives for a bit.
Just remind them to try and dodge the C word.
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Bika finds refuge in small talk while they wait for the food. It’s a good thing Argine didn’t come, Bika probably seems like an asshole since she hasn’t exactly been nice to Dompag or Humpy. Just, this whole time she’s been kind of mad at her friends for the poncho comments and the fussing and the ladies' pact betrayal by hooking up with the enemy. She needs to make it through the rest of brunch without bringing the mood down.

Bika: Puffball, play anything fun recently? I bet we could set up a gaming party with Argine. I know smash isn’t really your style so you can be on my team and we’ll beat Argine up together.

Puffball: There’s a Dragon’s Ring DLC about to come out so I’ve been replaying the game to make sure I’m ready! Apparently there’s a rumor that you have to do Zogoth’s boss fight a certain way to make sure you start the true path for the DLC. He wasn’t my favorite before but if he gets more lore I think it could really enhance the story.

Once Puffball starts talking about Dragon’s Ring, she doesn’t stop until her mega meat omelet arrives. Humpy mentions how he plays too, though he uses tons of specialty mods to give the monsters boobs.

After devouring her first sauce laden English Muffin, Bika turns to Landi, who seems barely conscious, as is expected for an ecstasy hangover.

Landi: What?

Bika: How’s the firm?

Landi: Busy as shit. I’ll probably need to go into the office today and pretend I have serotonin.

Bika: You can’t take any time off?

Landi: Not if I want to make partner soon. Ugh. I barely have time to do anything fun nowadays.

Bika: That sucks. How’s security work at the train station, Dompag?

Dompag: Same as usual. Been hiring some new lads and lasses.

Bika: Weren’t there like a bunch of mangled bodies that showed up there like a year ago or something?

Dompag: Yeah, they caught the perp after he went after one of our employees. She’s recoverin’ well.

Bika: Yikes, glad she’s okay.

Bika finishes her food and leans against the faux leather of the booth with a sigh. What are Bika’s CLOSING THOUGHTS about her journey from last night to now?
No. 1092994 ID: 9bbb0e

Working its way up through the gloom, a burning competitive spirit. Next match she's gonna win.
No. 1092995 ID: 0db8d3

That you and Argine would be fucking unstoppable as a team in an airsoft or paintball game.

Solid second date ideas.
No. 1092996 ID: 2f41db

Closing thoughts?

Despite the missteps and friction, its good to have friends determined to help you through things, even if they dont always stick the landing.

Even humpy and dompag are just trying to help out their friend.
Though, while that makes it easy to forgive them, it still doesnt mean the C word is entitled to your forgiveness.

That might come one day.
It may never.
The only person who decides if and when is bika herself.

Friends, food and a new adventure with argine.
Life can be pretty sweet sometimes, even when it hurts.
No. 1092997 ID: a7a180

Just because she never wants to see Chuck again she shouldn't resent her friends for acknowledging he exists. And on the other hand, there are plenty of fish in the sea and Argine's a good catch.
No. 1092998 ID: c5529d

Maybe you should stop clubbing. You aren't getting any younger. but hey, you found Argine!
No. 1092999 ID: 5ebd37

She's still need time to get over Chuck, but things are looking up. Bika and Argine seem like a good match.
No. 1093000 ID: dd3fe0


As a 'get Argine used to you having multiple bodies' date, airsoft, lasertag, paintball, etc. would be an interesting date? The two of you could be an entire side/team, AND you could figure out how many of you is an equal/interesting/'it could go either way' match to her in a versus!
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Things are rosier with a full belly of delicious egg, and Bika contemplates her situation. She does feel better after Landi and Puffball asked her to go clubbing, even if she’s starting to feel too old and tired for a proper night out. Her friends respected her wishes, even if they were occasionally annoying, and best of all she got to meet Argine because of them!

As for Chuck, Bika is still solidly upset with the cat. It’ll take a while to get over the end of their relationship, but for the first time thinking about the breakup feels okay. She shouldn’t take it out on his friends, Dompag has been nothing but a bro and if Humpy makes Puffball happy, good for him.

They pay and the group parts ways. Bika starts walking home, enjoying the light breeze under her poncho.

A vision of Argine wielding a paintball gun and splattered with neon splotches of wet color comes to her mind. What a great idea for a date! Bika can bring in a little more skutpower to keep the competition fair and Argine can show off those tube-based aiming skills.

Bika smiles and brings out her phone to plan her next date.

Thanks for reading.
No. 1093017 ID: 9bbb0e

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
No. 1093018 ID: 9f8647

Thanks for the quest!!!
No. 1093019 ID: 9f622a

Was nice seeing Bika again.
No. 1093022 ID: 5ebd37

This was cute, great job
No. 1093023 ID: 0db8d3

This was neat!

I wouldn't mind seeing more little quests like this.
No. 1093025 ID: 2f41db

Thanks for running
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