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1090792 No. 1090792 ID: 435f13

A warmup quest in 10 updates or less.
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No. 1091172 ID: 435f13
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RAWR! You're a big scary dragon rawr!
No. 1091173 ID: 435f13
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No. 1091174 ID: 435f13
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Princess Tittiana: "Oh no! It's totally kidnapping me! Oh dear! Why oh why didn't I listen to my royal parents when they warned me this cave was the home of a fearsome, fire breathing dragon??"

What is going on here??
No. 1091176 ID: a7a180

Just play along. A runaway! I'll steal her! No one will ever know!
No. 1091180 ID: 382635

ask her if she wants to go back to your cave and makeout
No. 1091181 ID: 5ebd37

Looks like someone's volunteering to assist on your prince quest.
No. 1091182 ID: 2c1aa9

You're no prince!


Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a non-rectangular dick, would you?
No. 1091183 ID: ab46e9

...y'know what sure. Not like you'll question a freebie.

Take her and go. Maybe once you get there ask her if she likes board games or something.
No. 1091184 ID: 861ceb

sweet free princess, at this rate you might be able to kidnap you self a royal harem.
No. 1091185 ID: 9f8647

Come right here and volunteer
No. 1091187 ID: 7479f4

Change of plan we're back to plan A
No. 1091191 ID: dd3fe0

Play along, and when you grab her and lift her, whisper at her, 'Alright, so where's whoever I'm hamming this up for?'
No. 1091195 ID: 365de0

Wow! Your parents are going to be super proud of you for kidnapping a princess! Now you just have to do your other objectives and you can go back to your nap.
No. 1091200 ID: 282281

Wow she has bigger tits then the dragon
No. 1091201 ID: fe7e50

Kick this crossdresser out.
No. 1091206 ID: 273c18

Ask who sent her. Your parents?
No. 1091208 ID: 2f41db

The boldness on this one...
but im not sure thats a real princess.

Taste Test!
Give her a big lick and see if she tastes like commoner or inbred posho.
No. 1091227 ID: 8f9bc4

Careful I think she wants to steal your Jordans.
No. 1091230 ID: eb0a9c

"How stupid do you think I am?"
This is obviously a trick. Rip this fraud's clothes to shreds, bury her crown, skateboard her body through the mud, and deposit her in the nearest ghetto.
No. 1091263 ID: c5529d

...slow day at the kingdom?
No. 1091264 ID: 3e5b92

"You are not trying to get me into a pyramid scheme, are you?"
No. 1091361 ID: 8b8c72

Don't question it.
Sit on her.
No. 1091363 ID: 2f41db

She doesnt look like the daughter of a pharaoh but be cautious. She could be in de nile.
No. 1091432 ID: 435f13
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>Play along, and when you grab her and lift her, whisper at her, 'Alright, so where's whoever I'm hamming this up for?'

You sense that the princess's fear might be an act. You scoop the mammarific maiden up in your claws and lean in close.

"Alright, so where's whoever I'm hamming this up for?" you ask.

Princess Tittiana: "Ohhh heeeelllp! The beast has me in its horrible clutches!—that's himoverthere—oh somebody save me please!"
No. 1091433 ID: 435f13
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A shining knight on his trusty steed crests the top of a nearby hill.

White Knight: "How dare ye molest the fair maiden, beast! Unhand her at once or taste the sting of my steel!"

The White Knight unsheathes his sword and brandishes it in your direction.

White Knight: "Take heart, fair lass! once I have rescued you, we shall be married and you will feel the passion of the White Knight!"
No. 1091434 ID: 435f13
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>Give her a big lick and see if she tastes like commoner or inbred posho.

What a creep. You open your toothy maw and give the princess a long lick with your huge, slimy tongue while making eye-contact with the White Knight the entire time, thus claiming the princess as your own.

Taste test results: 100% real princess
No. 1091436 ID: 8f9bc4

Indeed he is a creep. Him. That guy over there, not anyone else. His tongue probably isn't even a foot long.
No. 1091441 ID: dd3fe0

Alright, since she wants you to perform your 'role', might as well lean into it. "Ah-hah-hah! A delectable princess! You will never stop me, impudent knight!"

And then you need to do some stuff to seem fierce, maybe a feat of strength, knock something over or break something maybe, and then make your escape to a safe-ish place (that the knight can eventually get to, after some questing maybe) with the princess in hand.

After all, you can't really have an involved conversation with the knight *right there*, and she doesn't want him dead (for now), and you do want to negotiate with this princess!

Like you have a lot to ask her and talk about. You know, about her kingdom, her goals, the other people of import, what she can offer you, who you two can manipulate and trick for mutual gain, the works.
No. 1091442 ID: dd3fe0

Or maybe grab and throw a big rock but aim to miss, and then fly (your wings are magical enough to lift both you and the princess, right?) off away from the knight.
No. 1091446 ID: ab46e9


Combo these two:

Pretend to wreck some stuff, distract him, fly off and get ready for the main act.
No. 1091447 ID: eb0a9c

"Only offer: Give me your @#$%ing money or I kill you both."
>If [Incomprehensible knight rhetorical crap]
"Screw this."
Throw princess at knight so hard it kills them both.
>If [Payment]
"Your tribute to the cause of freedom has pleased this slave owner. Alright, princess-what's-your-sexuality, do I leave you with him or not?"
No. 1091448 ID: 365de0

"She has my germs so now she's sullied!"

Maybe his looks will make up for his manners? See if you can pull his helmet off with its plume. Try not to bite off his head, he might actually need it.
No. 1091449 ID: 9f8647

No. 1091455 ID: 273c18

Whisper to the princess that you're expecting a reward for this. Or else.
Then put her down and get in a fight with the knight, purposefully lose in a mostly-believable way, and let them go. HOPEFULLY this will net you some gold.
No. 1091458 ID: 382635

Whatever action you take, do more tongue things to the princess because she's blushing while you're doing this and also tastes nice
No. 1091459 ID: 184595

Does the miscreant think his steel would bite even as gnat against the scales of your most impressive posterior? You need no missile, living or otherwise; one swing of your glorious backside will unhorse the man, allowing you to pick him clean of his armor and claim his horse, thus laying the foundations of your horde. Then, you can make off and make out with the princess, thereby accomplishing another important objective. Perhaps two!
No. 1091472 ID: 2f41db

This is perfect
Just look at yourself booty.
Shit, well in the process of being gotten together.
Go you!
No. 1091473 ID: fe7e50

Hmm, this princess is quite untamed, the term beast fits. But why would the knight call you a fair maiden? Is he into larger girls?

Just to make sure, ask the knight who he's calling a beast.

If he says it's you, then step up the drama by saying how his sharp words have cut deep into you and that you are defeated, as you lay on the ground and release the princess.
No. 1091476 ID: a18e5e


Careful with these suggestions. The knight might severely injure or maybe even kill you! Lance charges are no joke! Don't let him get near and don't submit; the throw a rock, posture, insult, and leave with the princess plan is the best.
No. 1091477 ID: 4c750c

This! But an addition!

>feat of strength

Tear your shirt off! That’d be pretty a impressive display, I think!
No. 1091478 ID: 4c750c

Or tear the Princess’s clothes! Or both! If fabric is being torn, strength is being displayed!
No. 1091479 ID: 95ff9b

We still need to get a prince, yo...just having a princess isn't enough...booty needs a man.
No. 1091482 ID: a18e5e


There's probably a spell or some potions for that. Heck, there are probably options for females to be equipped as males with or without male fertility. And options for either temporary replacement or temporary supplement of the bottom, female bits. Heck, two females could probably mutually impregnate each other with the right magic! Weird sex stuff is one of the main and oldest uses of magic, you know!
No. 1091484 ID: 95ff9b

That's so lame, though. Having a genuine prince would be much better. Any halfwit dragon can get a princess. It takes a real dragoness to take a prince.
No. 1091485 ID: 95ff9b

And if you want the princess so much, why not take both? The prince as a mate, and the princess as..the princess. You can keep her too.
No. 1091488 ID: a18e5e


Knight is WAY too low ranked! This knight probably wants to increase in rank by killing you, rescuing the princess, and pleasing a King and earning a title and more lands or something. Roughly, the order from lowest to highest is: Esquire, Knight, Baronet, Baron, Viscount, Count, Duke, and only THEN Prince!
No. 1091504 ID: 8f9bc4


Wait so... in theory, with enough murder and fighting over rules of succession... this knight could become a prince?
No. 1091507 ID: dd3fe0


Please. The world is feudal! You murder and conquer enough people, you get declared not just Prince, but King or Emperor. And as long as everyone agrees that you are a Queen or King or Raja or Shah or Khan or Sultan or Mansa or Pharaoh or whatever, and you definitely own these lands, and you definitely have the right to collect taxes and tariffs and raise armies and stuff, and that this is passed down based on your lineage, then your blood magically and retroactively changes to be appropriately noble. The problem is *everyone else wants to do that too*, hence the whole system of the more powerful stopping those beneath them from getting out of hand through arms and intimidation and playing them off of each other and all that. So just picking any random jerk knight to help their nonexistent claim, ESPECIALLY when they are trying to kill you, is just stupid. You could instead, try and become a dragon princess by taking over enough lands through guile with the help of this very cooperative human princess you already have working with you.
No. 1091509 ID: 95ff9b

Why bother with the whole guile stuff? It's much easier than that. Just take a prince. Princesses don't take over their kingdoms, but Princess do. So if she takes a prince, and makes him her mate, she can be a dragon queen. But what about the princess, you might ask? Well, just keep her around too.
No. 1091510 ID: 365de0

Wait a minute... This knight wants to find a princess, claim her as a mate, and gain wealth in the form of a dowry?

No. 1091520 ID: 3e5b92

Convince the knight to join your follicule.

Yeah, you read that right. PUT HIM IN YOUR HEAD!
No. 1091647 ID: 435f13
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Enraged by your generous slathering of slime, the White Knight charges at you!

White Knight: "Foul beast! Those who would dare befoul a princess will taste my steel!"
No. 1091648 ID: df0f75

That sword is no match for you. Just do nothing and let him charge at you, and have his sword get bent as soon as he impacts on your knee or something.
No. 1091649 ID: 8f9bc4

Oh shit oh shit, hold the princess in the way!
No. 1091650 ID: dd3fe0

No. 1091652 ID: ab46e9

We're not the smartest dragon, sure, but even we know that sometimes knights have enchanted bullshit. Dodge and let's not take the risk.
No. 1091653 ID: a7a180

Hip check him and his horse into oblivion.
No. 1091654 ID: 5ebd37

Use your greatest asset and just sit on him.
No. 1091658 ID: 4c750c


NO! Do NOT hold the princess in the way! If she dies we can’t kidnap her!


YES! Sitting on him is an excellent display of our strongest ability! Do this one! But make sure he drops his weapon as you sit, and you knock away his weapon with your tail. If he still has his sword while being sat upon, aforementioned tail will be very vulnerable to ouchies from sharp objects!
No. 1091665 ID: 873dde

Engage sit
No. 1091671 ID: 3e5b92

Lick him too so he is your property too.
Cold steel tastes good.
No. 1091673 ID: a629b6

I support this. Lick the knight too.
No. 1091674 ID: ebae20

Lick the knight and stick him to the princess like a stamp
No. 1091684 ID: fe7e50

Hmm. You already kidnapped the princess, so that part is done. Stretch goals tho...

You should scream for help, just like the princess did. If that's how things work around here, then a potential mate should appear to save you.
No. 1091685 ID: a629b6

You think that would work? Either way, i still think booty needs a prince.
No. 1091691 ID: 4f5c27

"Oh look, I'm putting her boobs between my sharp, serrated teeth."
No. 1091692 ID: c5529d

Lick the knight's crotch area

lick the dick
No. 1091694 ID: a629b6

Kidnap a princess and get a knight? Sounds like a good deal to me.
No. 1091710 ID: 2f41db

I can see why hes mad.

When you licked the princess she looked like she experienced a sudden revelation regarding the length of dragon tongues and their various uses.

Hes only a little feller.
You can hold him at arms length with one beclawed arm while threatening to lick the princess again
No. 1092021 ID: 864f6d

No. 1092157 ID: 435f13
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>Use your greatest asset and just sit on him.

This knight is ASSuming you're just going to roll over. But you know what happens when you ASSume?
No. 1092158 ID: 435f13
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Damn you had something for this...

Get squish'd, fool!
No. 1092160 ID: 5bd196

Good job! Say, by the way... where might his sword be at now after you sat on him?
No. 1092167 ID: 9f8647

Oh no the sword
No. 1092168 ID: 5c15a4

Nevermind the sword. Lick him and his steed, then start hoarding nobles. Whoever controls the upper class controls the universe, and all the other places too.
No. 1092174 ID: 5ebd37

Well he's dealt with, now to continue your conversation with this delectable princess. She must know where you can snag some hot princes.
No. 1092175 ID: 7c69ed

Ask the princess why she was apparently interested in that asshole
No. 1092177 ID: eb0a9c

Demand lucre, threaten to lick 'er.
No. 1092180 ID: 7c1f1c

Defeating the knight makes the kidnapping complete, doesn't it? You won her, fair and square! Check one off the to-do list.

Now, much ado is being made of this sword. Wherever it's ended up, I think you can count it as a spoil of war. You can start your hoard with that--a sword hoard!
No. 1092189 ID: b09d4a

So I guess sit on him until he passes out and ask the princess if she knows of any cute princes nearby. Then once the knight passes out leave the princess with him and just tell her to tell him that he managed to fight you off before passing out in exhaustion or something.

Then leave her to let princesses do to passed out knights when nobody is around and go off and find your prince.
No. 1092190 ID: dd3fe0

Once the Knight passes out, talk to the Princess to get her story!!
No. 1092195 ID: 2f41db

The princess looked curious, confused and a little intrigued by the lick.
Now the knight is buried in a mountain of booty.

Girl, you are awakening fetishes all over today!
No. 1092198 ID: 4c750c

+1 for sword hoard! Find that sword! Also, +1 for talk to princess to figure out what’s going on.
No. 1092200 ID: 8f9bc4

Check his pockets for loose change maybe you can start your hoard.
No. 1092208 ID: f2320a

Take off the onights pants see if you can get a quick fuck out of it your booty should be soft and large enough to just deform around him
No. 1092262 ID: 1667b2

Show your dominance by twerking the knight into either submission or death. Then ask Princess Tittiana just what the hell is going on, and why she’s trying to seduce that knucklehead.
No. 1092263 ID: a4152f

>This knight is ASSuming you're just going to roll over. But you know what happens when you ASSume?
>Damn you had something for this...
He makes an ASS out of himself!

Improvised butt plug!

Yeah! Steal his stuff!
No. 1092270 ID: eb0a9c

Twerk on the knight's corpse, then give the grieving princess a breaking speech about the raw force of dragons and how her position is simply the end result of humankind's long con against itself to consolidate power in the only people with predatory instincts as sharp as a dragon's. She is the descendant of vicious, cruel, dishonorable people that can, with the unjust sacrifices of the many, stand up against the overwhelming force of a dragon - she is Bad, and Bad survives. Good men like this knight just die.
No. 1092306 ID: ab46e9

Remember the princess had a crush on this knight. Don't murderize him yet at least. That's showing off to less people.
No. 1092337 ID: fe7e50

Dress up as a priest(ess), hold the two in your hands, and perform a wedding.
No. 1092343 ID: 4933a1

Ah, the perfect ending to the perfect fairy tale. Let's do it.
No. 1092345 ID: 2f41db

Like dolls!
Knight and princess...
Now you have a breeding pair, you will eventually have MANY princesses and knights!
How many eggs do humans lay in a clutch?
Got to be lots.
Time to start booty freerange princess farms.
No. 1092363 ID: 8f9bc4


That's right! You can breed princesses! o.o
No. 1092366 ID: b09d4a

Aren’t they called queens at that point?
No. 1092370 ID: 2f41db

After their first clutch.
I dont know what youd call a knight after that...
Rooster? Nah. Maybe a paladin.
No. 1092751 ID: 435f13
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>Defeating the knight makes the kidnapping complete, doesn't it? You won her, fair and square! Check one off the to-do list.

Princess Get! +1 point

>Sword Hoard

One sword isn't exactly a hoard. But it's a start.

Hoard Started! +0.5 points

>Kidnap a princess and get a knight? Sounds like a good deal to me.

You can try mating with the knight and see how it works out. If he survives, then you can check that one off the list.

Mate Acquired? +0.5 points for effort.

All in all a good day's work in the life of a dragon!

Good Job!

Quest Ended!
No. 1092752 ID: 5ebd37

No. 1092755 ID: 19ea25

Double Huzzah!
No. 1092757 ID: 8f9bc4

Back to xbawkslive!
No. 1092762 ID: 2f41db

Congratulations booty!
You done did the thing!
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