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2342 No. 2342 ID: d5b2d6

I'll start.

I am God, all-powerful, omnipotent.
Expand all images
>>
No. 2343 ID: 7eda8b

Good game.
>>
No. 2344 ID: d5b2d6

>>7862
you are not very good at deep thinking
>>
No. 2345 ID: 34d3ad

>>7860

I am an atheist. Disbelieving, questioning.
>>
No. 2346 ID: 8ce2bf

I am a dick, atheist fucking, throbbing.
>>
No. 2347 ID: d5b2d6

>>7865
I am agnosticism. Mediator, impartial.
>>
No. 2348 ID: e3d75a

>>7866
I am the scissors, pain-inducing, I-don't-think-I-need-to-describe-the-rest.
>>
No. 2349 ID: d5b2d6

>>7869
I am rust, part-clogging, machinery-stopping.
>>
No. 2350 ID: 35cea2

>>7872

I am RustEze, available now for 9 easy payments of $99.95!
>>
No. 2351 ID: 13a0af

>>7860

I am the Renamon, who plays the Oldest game.
>>
No. 2352 ID: d5b2d6

>>7876
I am bankruptcy, capitalism-failing, pocket-emptying.
>>
No. 2353 ID: 7eda8b

>>7890
I am the lottery, an unbelievably unlikely twist of fate that propels the game forwards.
>>
No. 2354 ID: d5b2d6

>>7893
I am probability, chance-clearing, lottery-doubting.
>>
No. 2355 ID: 7eda8b

>>7900
I am Statistics, laying true patterns bare
>>
No. 2356 ID: a7f209

I am the DERP, HURKA DERKA DOO
>>
No. 2357 ID: ac4254

>>7902
I am 12, what is this
>>
No. 2358 ID: 7eda8b

>>7913
I am 18. All that a 12 year old wants to be.
>>
No. 2359 ID: ed8d8a

>>7914
I am a bartender. No you cannot have mah booze.
>>
No. 2360 ID: 7eda8b

>>7928
I am 21. All younger wish they were older. All older wish they were younger.
>>
No. 2361 ID: 227d44

>>7929
I am age, never ending, omnipresent.
>>
No. 2362 ID: ed469a

>>7932
I am death, the end of all things living.
>>
No. 2363 ID: c73b9f

>>8019
I am knowledge, passed down through time, unchanging.
>>
No. 2364 ID: ed469a

I am dementia, the decay of the mind.
>>
No. 2365 ID: 41f1b5

I am a straight jacket, I keep crazy and/or forgetful people from doing stupid things
>>
No. 2366 ID: cc7132

>>8023
I am Eugenics, insane/disabled/handicapped people killing, straight jacket eliminating.
>>
No. 2367 ID: 41f1b5

I am a masochist, I like pain and people who hurt/kill me
>>
No. 2368 ID: 1afd58

>>8030
I am a narcotic, sapping away pain and destroying sensation.
>>
No. 2369 ID: 768071

I am paradox, true, false
>>
No. 2370 ID: d5b2d6

>>8256
I am logic, paradox-unraveling.
>>
No. 2372 ID: 41f1b5

I am love, completely illogical
>>
No. 2373 ID: 0dcc29

>>8258
I am insanity, i refute your logic
>>
No. 2374 ID: d5b2d6

>>8272
I am hate, love-destroyer.
>>
No. 2375 ID: 41f1b5

I am indifference, I don't give a shit
>>
No. 2376 ID: 1afd58

>>8321
I am fanaticism, I retaliate against things that aren't even attacks.
>>
No. 2377 ID: 0dcc29

>>8366
I am pacifism, i shan't raise a finger against you.
>>
No. 2378 ID: 1afd58

>>8369
I am unwarranted aggression, I kill you anyway.
>>
No. 2379 ID: d5b2d6

>>8371
I am prescription drugs, I eliminate unwarranted aggression.
>>
No. 2380 ID: 1afd58

>>8377
I am paranoia, I make prescription drugs seem like government mind-control serums.
>>
No. 2381 ID: d5b2d6

>>7866
You sure are a dick.
>>
No. 2382 ID: 33c1e8

I am rationality; I make people understand what is really there.
>>
No. 2383 ID: 457c1e

I am a 4channer, i rant and rave.
>>
No. 2384 ID: d31fa9

I am Moot. I close the pool and wield the banhammer.
>>
No. 2385 ID: 33c1e8

I am sleep. I cause even the mighty to fall down.
>>
No. 2386 ID: ffcf66

>>8546
I am insomnia, depriver of rest and weakener of senses.
>>
No. 2387 ID: 408036

I am a caffeine high, giver of energy, bringer of hyper awareness.
>>
No. 2388 ID: 1afd58

>>8712
I am caffeine crash. Bringer of headaches, depression, and listlessness.
>>
No. 2389 ID: b1c7af

>>8736
I am /tg/chan, bringing amusement, joy, and fapping to the weary and downtrodden.

Also maybe an excedrin or two.
>>
No. 2390 ID: 1afd58

>>9172
I am server downtime, deleting posts and delaying quests.
>>
No. 2391 ID: f373c2

>>9173
I am a roleplaying game. I need no internet or electricity, only dice and paper.
>>
No. 2392 ID: 1afd58

>>9189
I am a mentally adolescent powergamer, game-destroying and throwing dice when I don't get my way.
>>
No. 2393 ID: d5b2d6

I am a bitchslap, I teach shitheads a lesson.
>>
No. 2395 ID: 408036

I am a lawsuit. I get shitheads your money when they should be getting taught.
>>
No. 2396 ID: 90be3d

>>9242
I am chaotic evil, laughing at your silly lawsuits and stabbing the lawyer.
>>
No. 2397 ID: 790cc4

>>9246

I am the police, aprehending the murderer, locking up the criminal.
>>
No. 2398 ID: 90be3d

>>9248
I am John Rambo, custody escaping, wilderness living. (Also I didn't draw first blood damnit, they did)
>>
No. 2399 ID: 1afd58

>>9250
I am reality, soul-crushing and movie-character dispelling.
>>
No. 2400 ID: 35cea2

>>9261

I am mind altering drugs, duuuuuuuuude.
>>
No. 2401 ID: 1afd58

>>9264
But those don't dispell reality, they just avoid it a while.
>>
No. 2402 ID: bd7486

I am existential doubt, reality questioning, refuting purpose
>>
No. 2403 ID: f98e0b

>>9265
HESITATION
YOU LOSE AND YOUR HEART IS MINE
>>
No. 2404 ID: e34a37

>>9266
I am philosophy teacher, teaching existentialism and sending unruly students to detention.
>>
No. 2405 ID: ed469a

>>9975
I am the parental board, constantly complaining, blood pressure rising.
>>
No. 2406 ID: d5b2d6

>>10037
I am the union strike, wage-raising, unfairness-ending.
>>
No. 2407 ID: 1afd58

>>10043
I am the strikebreaker, kneecap breaking, scab-hiring.
>>
No. 2408 ID: f98e0b

>>10066
I am the media, martyr-making, little people-sympathizing.
>>
No. 2409 ID: 9a71e2

>>10571
I am money, objection-silencing, bribery-enabling.
>>
No. 2410 ID: d5b2d6

>>10664
I am pure-heartedness, evil-defeating, bribery-rejecting.
>>
No. 2411 ID: 408036

I am corruption, secretly-rotting, self-serving.
>>
No. 2412 ID: 90be3d

>>11201
I am the God-Emperor, divine, incorruptible.
(Or you you disagree, HERETIC?)
>>
No. 2413 ID: 1afd58

>>11213
I am truth; corpse-unveiling, worship-destroying.
>>
No. 2414 ID: d5b2d6

>>11217
I am ignorance, truth-ignoring, falsehood-upholding.
>>
No. 2415 ID: 9a71e2

>>11294
I'm a dragon: Fuck You.
>>
No. 2416 ID: d5b2d6

>>11318
I'm an anteater, piss off.
>>
No. 2417 ID: fb5d8e

>>11324
I am a Shark, suck my dick.
>>
No. 2418 ID: 9a71e2

>>11329
I'm a female shark.
Okay!
>>
No. 2419 ID: d5b2d6

I AM RIP AND TEAR, YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS
>>
No. 2420 ID: 5816b2

>>11733
I am time, the end of berserker packs.
>>
No. 2421 ID: 9a71e2

>>11740
I am chainsaw, the great communicator.
>>
No. 2422 ID: f98e0b

I am radioactive.
That can't be good.
>>
No. 2423 ID: 9a71e2

>>11889
I am the children, and the children's children.
Think of us.
>>
No. 2424 ID: 13034c

>>11905
I am an abortion.
You weren't really alive anyway.
>>
No. 2425 ID: f373c2

>>11964
I am an atropal. Stillborn, but not yet dead.
>>
No. 2426 ID: 5816b2

>>11965
I am the priest.
I'll turn your ass.
>>
No. 2427 ID: ed469a

I am house rules, the spy sappin your priest.
>>
No. 2428 ID: 9a71e2

>>12001
Mrrrpgh mrrph mrrphmrrph, mrrrrrph mrrph mrrrrph!
>>
No. 2429 ID: ed469a

>>12074
I am the admin, banning you for abuse.
>>
No. 2430 ID: fb5d8e

>>12085
I am the userbase, exodus.
>>
No. 2431 ID: 1afd58

>>12087
I am the addiction, pulling the users back despite ragequits and wallhacks.
>>
No. 2432 ID: 5816b2

>>12089
I am the girlfriend, the promise of sex is enough to prevent psychosomatic addiction.
>>
No. 2433 ID: 1afd58

>>12434
I am menstruation, stopping sex for those that aren't Mudy.
>>
No. 2434 ID: ed469a

I am male sex-toy, never suffering from monthly ills, ever-ready.
>>
No. 2435 ID: 1afd58

>>12450
I am the dead battry, vibration stopping, female-hysteria sustaining.
>>
No. 2436 ID: d5b2d6

>>12460
A sex-toy for males, not for females.
>>
No. 2437 ID: 1afd58

>>12468
FINE.

I'm the moldy fungus, secretion-eating, toy-ruining.
>>
No. 2438 ID: ddd49b

I am man, I eat fungus for dinner and use toys on my prey.
>>
No. 2439 ID: 6de097

>>19977
I am the soil, to which all men return.
>>
No. 2440 ID: f2de2f

>>20598
I am a tree, earth piercing, nutrient draining.
>>
No. 2441 ID: fb5d8e

I am, like, a giant dick
just, massive
like 20 feet or something
>>
No. 2442 ID: 227d44

>>20627
I am a massive orgasm, dick shrinking, tiring
>>
No. 2443 ID: fb5d8e

I am the elemental plane of sex, blood-pumping, energy supplying
>>
No. 2444 ID: 227d44

>>20629
I am a succubus, energy sapping, man fucking
>>
No. 2445 ID: fb5d8e

I am a MAN, throbbing with infinite power, dispensing a million dickings
>>
No. 2446 ID: 227d44

>>20632
I am a WOMAN, controlling how many dickings are dispensed around here, man controlling
>>
No. 2447 ID: f2de2f

>>20637
I am a menstrual cycle, vagina bleeding, gut cramping.
>>
No. 2448 ID: 7ba0be

>>20642
I am a tissue. Absorbant, useful.
>>
No. 2449 ID: f2de2f

>>20664
I am mucus, nose dripping, tissue soaking.
>>
No. 2452 ID: 031e4c

>>20671
I am fire, burning, cleansing.
>>
No. 2453 ID: 335096

>>21235
I am water, Soothing Cleansing.
>>
No. 2454 ID: 9a71e2

>>21235
I am urine, extinguishing, nasty-smelling.
>>
No. 2456 ID: acdc9b

>>21237
>>21238
I am Depends, humiliation avoiding, urine/water absorbing.
>>
No. 2457 ID: 9a71e2

>>21240
I am Loose Bowels, soiling and smelling beyond your capacity.
>>
No. 2458 ID: f2de2f

>>21251
I am a nursing home orderly, feces ignoring, old person abusing
>>
No. 2459 ID: 9a71e2

>>21291
I am the Burglar, drugs-stealing, orderly-power-depriving.
>>
No. 2460 ID: f2de2f

>>21293
I am the police, crime-solving, burglar arresting
>>
No. 2461 ID: 335096

>>21296
I am the Gun. Police Killing, Crime Causing.
>>
No. 2462 ID: 9a71e2

>>21296
I am the Lawyer, Justice-foiling, alibi-enacting.
>>
No. 2463 ID: f2de2f

>>21297
>>21298
I am Morality, violence halting, truth telling
>>
No. 2464 ID: acdc9b

>>21363
I am Desensitization, conscience silencing, violence enjoying.
>>
No. 2465 ID: 9a71e2

>>21386
I am Photography, forcing the truth into the eyes, confronting the heart with its lies.
>>
No. 2466 ID: acdc9b

>>21402
I am Photoshop, truth distorting, faith destroying.
>>
No. 2467 ID: 9a71e2

>>21403
I am EXPERIENCED SA FORUMGOER, Pixel-noting, having-seen-many-in-my-timeing.
>>
No. 2468 ID: 33bb8b

>>21407
I am a banhammer. account ending, pathetic life destroying
>>
No. 2469 ID: 9a71e2

>>21409
I am the Well of Trolls, endlessly spewing forth filth upon the internet, proxy-abusing.
>>
No. 2470 ID: acdc9b

>>21411
I am Clogged Tubes, internet freezing, logic defying.
>>
No. 2471 ID: 9a71e2

>>21419
I am Beer, evening-annihilating, entertainment-providing.
>>
No. 2472 ID: 031e4c

>>21423
I am dry law, alcohol-outlawing, hated.
>>
No. 2473 ID: 335096

>>21696
I am a Rum-Runner. Law Dodging, Alcohol Smuggling.
>>
No. 2474 ID: 6b26df

I am spontaneous combustion. Alcohol-destroying, Rum-Runner-frying.
>>
No. 2475 ID: fb5d8e

I am this huge elephant who is all hairy and has pimples and I think it peed a little bit
>>
No. 2476 ID: 335096

>>21704
I am a dorf. Elephant killing. Wall engraving.
>>
No. 2477 ID: 227d44

>>21705
>Elephant killing

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
No. 2478 ID: fb5d8e

I am sadness. Laughter reducing. Boner killing.
>>
No. 2479 ID: 335096

>>21708
I am Quest Threads. Happiness Bringing, inappropriately Arrousing.
>>
No. 2480 ID: f2de2f

>>21709
I am Reaver, Quest canceling, incest loving
>>
No. 2481 ID: 6194e1

>>21714
I am Romme, showing mischievous quests back to their path.
>>
No. 2482 ID: 33bb8b

>>21716
Game over! you win!
>>
No. 2483 ID: fb5d8e

Good game, you guys. I think this thread was a huge success. It took us 132 posts, but we made it through. Congrats!
>>
No. 2484 ID: f2de2f

>>21716
I am a loss of interest, quest-killing, tgchan enraging.
>>
No. 2485 ID: 08466a

>>21749
I am random events, interest-inspiring, story-changing.
>>
No. 2486 ID: c0f3bf

I am Anonymous.



...I win.
>>
No. 2487 ID: b1e366

>>56690
I am a tripfag, Anonymous enraging, identity creating.
>>
No. 2488 ID: 632862

>>56716
I am a stalker. Identity-following, secrecy-inducing.
>>
No. 2489 ID: b1e366

>>56727
I am a Russian guy in a poncho. GET OUT OF HERE, STALKER!
>>
No. 2490 ID: c0f3bf

>>56690
apologies, my sense of humor sucks.
>>
No. 13083 ID: 021ee1

I am light. Secrecy-exposer. Comfort-creater.
>>
No. 13085 ID: 28e94e

>>13083
I am anti-discrimination laws, and I say you are a racist
>>
No. 13112 ID: d924de

>>13085
I am fuck-giver, and I'm not giving any.
>>
No. 13181 ID: 28e94e

>>13112
I am a badger. I don't care.
>>
No. 13192 ID: 43d730

>>13112
>>13181
Care Bear Stare.
Yes you do.
>>
No. 13193 ID: 2563d4

>>13192
I am Britain, perpetually overcast and packed with chavs, incapable of sustaining rainbows or friendship.
>>
No. 13196 ID: 28e94e

>>13193
I am America, one of the few countries to fight Britain and win.
>>
No. 13201 ID: c5df61

I am 911. nuff said
>>
No. 13202 ID: 28e94e

>>13201
After 9/11, the terrorists got their asses handed to them and haven't scored a single blow against the US.

I win.
>>
No. 13203 ID: 2563d4

I am the Internet, turning everything into a retarded political argument.
>>
No. 13204 ID: 28e94e

>>13203
[illogical argument characteristic of internet debating]
>>
No. 13512 ID: 1f2692

>>13203

i am /quest/, time to return to a blissful beginning
>>
No. 13513 ID: 28e94e

>>13512
I am the anon thread, endlessly bitching.
>>
No. 13514 ID: 2563d4

>>13513
I am Dylan, anonthread-kittenizing, mostly-procrastinating.
>>
No. 13515 ID: d677cc

>>13514
I am DATABASEEEEEEEEEES
>>
No. 13521 ID: 2563d4

>>13515
I am the Identity Documents Bill 2010-11, database-shredding, card-invalidating.
>>
No. 13530 ID: 28e94e

>>13521
I have no idea what that even is.
>>
No. 13538 ID: d677cc

>>13530
I am KNOWLEDGE, informing you of what that is!
>>
No. 13541 ID: 28e94e

>>13538
I am the internet, ignoring knowledge in the favor of ignorance.

oh god here we go again
>>
No. 13565 ID: f7aa74

>>13541

I am the government, the internet i giveth and i also taketh away
>>
No. 13577 ID: 3af16b

>>13565
I am a libertarian, government fearing, socialized communication decrying.
>>
No. 13578 ID: 1f2692

>>13577
I am a dictatorship, "LIBERTY!? What's that?"
>>
No. 13579 ID: 2563d4

>>13578
I am a guy arguing politics on the Internet. Terminology-misdefining, incomprehensibly stupid argument-forming.
>>
No. 13580 ID: 1f2692

>>13579

I'm the IRS, we find guys like you tend to have child pornography on their computers
>>
No. 13581 ID: 2563d4

>>13580
>Inland Revenue Service
>Investigating child abuse
...what? (Also, there's a pattern to this game, damnit.)
>>
No. 13582 ID: 3af16b

>>13580
I am child pornography, I am on the IRS agent's hard drive.

(Also, what the fuck? IRS is taxes, they don't give a fuck about illegal porn. And people who argue on the internet are not more likely to be pedophiles. I think you just lost.)
>>
No. 13583 ID: 20fc85

>>13582
I am Chris Hanson
TV personality
Your worst nightmare
>>
No. 13585 ID: 1f2692

>>13582

(i most likely did, why if that ain't a ticker)
>>
No. 13626 ID: b58751

>>13583
I am NBC, ratings watching, show replacing.
>>
No. 13778 ID: 45be60

>>13626
I am USA. Every show you have, I have a better one.
>>
No. 13779 ID: e3f578

>>13778
I am AMC, I'm basically the Western Movie Channel that will also play Action movie classics, do you feel lucky punk?
>>
No. 13780 ID: c10fee

>>13779
I am Amish, Never heard of you.
>>
No. 13781 ID: 9b6c31

I am rumspringa, contact with outer world.
>>
No. 13782 ID: cf244d

>>13781
I am a sexual predator. Unsupervised teens are easy targets for me.
>>
No. 13785 ID: 8c0848

>>13782
I'm Chris Hansen, again.
Won't you have a seat, again.
>>
No. 13788 ID: 43d730

>>13785
I'm the Oldest Game.
Read the rules again.
>>
No. 13793 ID: 221021

I am noob, what's this about rules?
>>
No. 13795 ID: 28e94e

>>13788
I am tgchan, always winning at The Oldest Game.

(oh shit meta)
>>
No. 13796 ID: 8c73c8

>>13795
i am a suggester, i control what you do.
>>
No. 13797 ID: 28e94e

>>13796
I was kind of referring to the suggesters with my post,
>>
No. 13802 ID: 20fc85

I am quest
I give meaning to suggestor, strength to tgchan
>>
No. 14342 ID: 6cb915

I am plot, challenging the suggestor, driving the quest.
>>
No. 14345 ID: 28e94e

>>14342
I am a troll, accusing the GM of railroading at the first signs of a coherent plot.
>>
No. 14347 ID: 6cb915

>>14345
I am a reasonable player, dethroning the troll and moving the quest forward despite that.
>>
No. 14365 ID: 43d730

>>14347
I am the other ten guys that want T&A and won't shut up about it.
>>
No. 14366 ID: 43d730

>>14365
Also romance subplots.
>>
No. 14367 ID: ed2f61

>>14365
I am the ugly-ass protagonist, quelling all such desires.
>>
No. 14369 ID: 1cceab

>>14367
I think you just lost. That would never actually stop the suggestions.
>>
No. 14371 ID: 28e94e

>>14365
I am the GM, ignoring all the people asking for tits and/or romance.
>>
No. 14373 ID: 43d730

>>14371
Low readership here.
The other three requests involve "Read the note", "Grab X, use as hat", and "Do X in a more hardboiled manner".
>>
No. 14374 ID: 2563d4

>>14373
I am Tiak, suspect-antagonising, note-reading in an increasingly hardboiled fashion as the quest progresses.
>>
No. 14376 ID: 28e94e

>>14373
Your point being?
>>
No. 14377 ID: 8e2e95

I am the de-railer, Talking about crap that doesn't have to with the oldest game
>>
No. 14378 ID: 43d730

>>14377
I am a hacker that The Register fears.

Your computer just exploded.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/07/04/hackers_can_make_your_pc/
>>
No. 14398 ID: 28e94e

>>14378
I am a Luddite, your exploding-computer shenanigans have no effect on me.
>>
No. 14405 ID: 9a34be

>>14398
I am a transhumanist. Technology-increasing, biology-defying.
>>
No. 14406 ID: 6cb915

>>14405
I am the machine, replacing humanity, obviating the biologics.
>>
No. 14408 ID: 28e94e

>>14406
>>14405
I am the Singularity, the end result of the two of you.
>>
No. 14409 ID: 50ca4d

I'm the goddamn batman.
>>
No. 14410 ID: 046994

>>14409
I am the sudden shock, the unforeseeable situation, the unknown element, throwing all plans into chaos.
>>
No. 14411 ID: 6e9a2b

>>14410
I am TVtropes. Saw it coming a mile away, lampshades hung.
>>
No. 14412 ID: 28e94e

>>14411
I am xkcd, warning others against the evils of TVtropes
>>
No. 14420 ID: 2563d4

>>14412
I am artistic burnout, exhausting good ideas and slumping in quality back into the pigswill of the Internet.
>>
No. 14429 ID: 28e94e

>>14420
I am the five-minute comics, I reverse artistic burnout (at least, for the time being).
>>
No. 14437 ID: 6cb915

>>14429
I am the artist's block, the unexplainable lack of ability and desire to create.
>>
No. 14497 ID: 3c45d9

>>14437

I am inspiration. Empowering and... stuff.
>>
No. 14498 ID: 2563d4

>>14497
I am the realization that your "new idea" is just source amnesia or so blindingly obvious that it's been done before. Motivation-sapping, shitty-knock-off-impression-giving.
>>
No. 14499 ID: 28e94e

>>14498
I am quality, compensating for a lack of originality.
>>
No. 14501 ID: 7dda9a

>>14499
I am quantity, making quality useless
>>
No. 14504 ID: 829bb3

>>14501
I am genocide. Removing quantity from society.

That's how to play, right? You try to say something that, er, counteracts the previous statement?
>>
No. 14510 ID: 6cb915

I am the straggling remainder, the stubborn remnants that will not go quietly into death.
>>
No. 14523 ID: 43d730

>>14510
Ed Pastry loses his hands in a tragic ice-skating lion accident.
No more The Icon for you.
>>
No. 14526 ID: 28e94e

>>14523
I am Cirr, who is immune to such accidents by virtue of being a (perfect, immortal) machine
>>
No. 14530 ID: 43d730

>>14526
Fate/Irony here.
Calling yourself perfect and immortal tempts me to prove you wrong in the most embarassing way.
>>
No. 14580 ID: c6e396

>>14530
I am common sense. Put the magnets in the right way, dumbass.
>>
No. 14584 ID: 6cb915

>>14580
I am the uncommon thinker, devising new and unusual things with the common tools.
>>
No. 14622 ID: 28e94e

>>14584
I am the Church, killing you for your heresy
>>
No. 14624 ID: bccf7b

>>14622
I am the enlightened, casting aside your dogma for purest knowledge.
>>
No. 14625 ID: 5e3923

>>14624
I am Unit 731,unfettered enlightenment sure is fun.
>>
No. 14626 ID: 28e94e

>>14625
No idea what that is.
>>
No. 14627 ID: a15bc3

I am Confusion, I have no idea what that is.
>>
No. 14628 ID: 28e94e

>>14627
I am Xom, god of chaos, sower of confusion.
>>
No. 14629 ID: 383006

>>14628
I am cold hard facts: no, you aren't a god, you don't exist, and you're lame as hell.
>>
No. 14630 ID: 597f6b

>>14629
I am doubt, creeping in unwanted, prompting you to curse your fate and rail at the universe for working against you as if it were a sentient thing.
>>
No. 14631 ID: 43d730

>>14630
Idiotic fanatic here.
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
>>
No. 14640 ID: bfdf81

I am complexity, the small of mind can each only comprehend a small part of me. As such all interpretations will be different.
>>
No. 14643 ID: 43d730

>>14640
Destructive Might.
Last one standing is right.
>>
No. 14647 ID: 4aaccc

Not even the mightiest weapon can halt the Grindstone of Entrophy.
>>
No. 14648 ID: 28e94e

>>14647
I am a dictionary, here to tell you that "entrophy" is not a word.
>>
No. 14651 ID: 43d730

>>14648
I am an outhouse.
You are an easily scavenged source of paper.
Do the math.
>>
No. 14652 ID: 28e94e

>>14651
I am toilet paper.

Need I say more
>>
No. 14659 ID: 6cb915

>>14652
I am inevitable decay, reducing paper to fodder for the small life that consumes all waste.
>>
No. 14671 ID: 28e94e

>>14659
Twinkies
McDonald's food
A tin can
The freezer

Decay is NOT inevitable
>>
No. 14675 ID: 43d730

>>14671
No, but nuclear fusion in close proximity makes the point moot.
I CHOOSE YOU, DROPPING STUFF INTO THE SUN!
>>
No. 14678 ID: 743344

I am iron, fuzing me provides no energy to the star.
>>
No. 14680 ID: 7dda9a

>>14678
I am oxygen, rusting yer iron, making it useless in many applications.
>>
No. 14681 ID: 28e94e

>>14680
I am fire, consuming oxygen.
>>
No. 14735 ID: f4963f
File 130395605062.png - (157.91KB , 460x364 , Ninetales_Amazing.png )
14735

>>14681
I'm Ninetales. Fire HEALS me, bitch.
>>
No. 14737 ID: 43d730

>>14735
F.E.A.R. Rattata here. Your level and fire immunity matters not.
>>
No. 14752 ID: bccf7b

>>14680
>>14681
>>14735
>>14737
I am the great vacuum of space. Your fire and oxygen matter not.
>>
No. 14753 ID: 43d730

>>14752
Spiral Power here. You won't be empty for long.
>>
No. 14755 ID: 1139d6

>>14753
I am inevitability, your unwavering expansion shall eventually lead to your ultimate destruction.
>>
No. 14756 ID: 980ade

>>14755
I am determination. FUCK YOUR SHIT WE CAN DO THE IMPOSSIBLE, BREAK THE UNBREKABLE.
>>
No. 14758 ID: 6930ef

>>14756
I am entropy.
Heat death, muthafucka.
>>
No. 14761 ID: 7dda9a

>>14758
I am order, bringing meaning from chaos and entropy.
(I'll be honest, this was hard)
>>
No. 14762 ID: 43d730

>>14761
(Yeah, sorry I already used spiral power.)
Corruption here, enriching the self at the expense of the system, making order break down.
>>
No. 14786 ID: 6cb915

>>14762
I am the beneficial mutation, turning corruption into a foundation.
>>
No. 14908 ID: 4531bc

>>14786
I'm society. You're weird! Burn the strange one!
>>
No. 14921 ID: 28e94e

>>14908
I am law.
No, you won't.
>>
No. 14940 ID: 5f0943

>>14921
I am crime. Fuck the the law.
>>
No. 14946 ID: 28e94e

>>14940
I am prison. Please bend over.
>>
No. 14964 ID: 860679

I am the peaceful escape within, unworried about your abuse.
>>
No. 14965 ID: 28e94e

>>14964
Prison rapists again. No matter where you go, we will find you.
>>
No. 14983 ID: 43d730
File 130446301784.jpg - (32.72KB , 423x288 , a.jpg )
14983

>>14965
Y Hlo thar.
>>
No. 14997 ID: 28e94e

>>14983
>implying prison rape is vaginal
>implying a woman is involved at all
>>
No. 15008 ID: 1854db

Sounds like the game's over. Prison rapists win.
>>
No. 15010 ID: ee40a6

I am the camp gay, I secretly enjoy it.
>>
No. 15012 ID: 7dda9a

>>15010
(that's a double win on both sides... not something that cancels the former)

I am an armed prison guard. Just TRY to rape me
>>
No. 15217 ID: 275141

>>15012
I am the government. I own your ass.
>>
No. 15222 ID: 219e66

I am the Corporate CEO.
I own YOUR ass.
IN AMERICA.
>>
No. 15232 ID: 28e94e

>>15222
I am communism.
No.
>>
No. 15263 ID: 45be60

>>15232
I am basic human nature, ultimately destroying your utopia every time.
>>
No. 15266 ID: 266585

>>15263
I am necessity, pushing past nature for survival as well as something greater.
>>
No. 15279 ID: b6ca92

>>15266
I am vanity, misleading, nihilistic, I deny destiny for debauchery.
>>
No. 15282 ID: 6cb915

I am self awareness, leading away from foolish debauched unconsidered action towards a more stable sense of value.
>>
No. 15283 ID: 223884

>>15282 I am ignorance, I know nothing of value and less of myself.
>>
No. 15288 ID: 4531bc

>>15283
I am Enlightenment. I shall replace you with understanding!
>>
No. 15305 ID: 0c9433

>>15288
I am pornography, early desire which distracts from enlightenment
>>
No. 15308 ID: 28e94e

>>15305
I am impotence. Pornography no longer affects you.
>>
No. 15309 ID: 100095

I am Viagra. Killer of erectile dysfunction.
>>
No. 15311 ID: 266585

I am the 6 hour erection, the sign to call a doctor.
>>
No. 15313 ID: 120db2
File 130555447661.jpg - (14.12KB , 212x187 , leech2.jpg )
15313

>>15311
Problem solved.
>>
No. 15318 ID: 383006

I am, like, a catfish or some shit. I totally eat the crap out of leeches.
>>
No. 15320 ID: 337b24

I am a fisssssshhhhhherman.
Catfish are delicious.
>>
No. 15322 ID: 252e1b

I am the cannibal, fishermen are delicious!
>>
No. 15323 ID: 266585

>>15322
I am Kuru, I rot and destroy the cannibal's brain, while he giggles the whole way.
>>
No. 15325 ID: 1dcd25

I am the cannibal who doesn't eat brain or spinal tissue. I don't get prion diseases.
>>
No. 15326 ID: 544dd4
File 130566341587.jpg - (309.48KB , 803x1000 , 1299197804832.jpg )
15326

>>15325
I am the company funded, religiously sanctioned, technologically superior invasion by western imperialists, prepare thee for the beat-down and inevitable 'civilization'...savage.
>>
No. 15331 ID: 6cb915

I am the terrifying, unsuspected truth, the truth that destroys your ethnocentric view of the world and shatters all that you once knew and held dear.
>>
No. 15339 ID: f4963f

>>15331
I'm a xenophobic law, shutting all foreign influence from the culture and shrinking world views.
>>
No. 15345 ID: 223884

I am democracy, my citizens challenge unjust laws and replace them with equality.
>>
No. 15346 ID: 7c3d59

>>15345
I am the republic, taking democracy away from my citizen without them realizing.
>>
No. 15364 ID: 8ef407

>>15346
I am the revolution, the smasher of old elites.
>>
No. 15371 ID: 28e94e

>>15364
I am instability and foreign intervention, destroying the new regime and recreating the old one.
>>
No. 15458 ID: 9bb3ef

This "game" is goddamn stupid because it's always, and I mean ALWAYS, trivially easy to say something that contradicts what was previously said.

It was cute when Gaiman used it in his comic to fill one page but it's not the sort of thing that's actually worth to play.
>>
No. 15467 ID: 28e94e

>>15458
I am an experienced user, your trolling has no effect on me
>>
No. 15489 ID: cf65c1

>>15467
I am your neckbeard and permanent virginity, which make you commit suicide.
>>
No. 15798 ID: 223884

I am suicide prevention programs. Please don't kill yourself
>>
No. 15953 ID: b6ca92

>>15458
The fun is in beating the last statement in a clever manner, not in winning.
>>15798
I am the phone company, and you haven't been paying your bills.
>>
No. 15955 ID: e41ad5

>>15953

I am an unexpected inheritance, now I have nothing to worry about.
>>
No. 15957 ID: 28e94e

>>15955
I am a jealous sibling with many lawyers.

You will never see a penny of it.
>>
No. 15960 ID: b6ca92

>>15957
I am the attorney who was witness to the will, your lawsuits are thrown out of court.
(this one feels a little slippery.)
>>
No. 15961 ID: 7b542c

I am the forger, making evidence that goes against your claims.
>>
No. 15971 ID: 223884

I am overpreparedness, evidence is verified by 4 expert witnesses, 2 judges, and a goat.
>>
No. 15973 ID: 7a3b1d

>>15971
Arson.
What evidence, and what witnesses?
>>
No. 15977 ID: 28e94e

>>15971
I am the fifth witness, verifying the goat.
>>
No. 15991 ID: 7dda9a

I am professional hit man
Witness is now gone missing without trace
you jelly?
>>
No. 16004 ID: 6cb915

>>15991
I am the forensic investigator, proving without witnesses there was evidence to support the truth.
>>
No. 16009 ID: db27ef

I am the truth.
You can't handle me.
>>
No. 16020 ID: 223884

I am conspiracy theories,

The FOR-SURE-REAL-TRUTH tm IS THAT WE ARE ALL THE COMMUNIST. IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB HARGARBLAAAAAA
>>
No. 16023 ID: 4531bc
File 130750644609.jpg - (685.30KB , 766x926 , Doug_pills[1].jpg )
16023

...and I'm the pills.
>>
No. 16024 ID: 7a3b1d
File 130751098389.jpg - (18.84KB , 590x444 , pillshere.jpg )
16024

>>16023
PEEEEEEEEEEEEELZ you say.
>>
No. 16027 ID: 28e94e

>>16024
Curse of the Black Man. You die.
>>
No. 16035 ID: 0d7a83

I am the shitty game A.I.
I just got you killed AGAIN.
>>
No. 16036 ID: 7dda9a

I am a good programmer
AI bug? NOT ACCEPTABLE!
>>
No. 16038 ID: 6e44d2

>>16036
I am the magnets that the intern stuck to the side of your computer.
Sorry, bro.
>>
No. 16044 ID: 28e94e

>>16038
I am multiple redundant backups of the hard drive.

nope.avi
>>
No. 16062 ID: b4e299
File 130764667513.jpg - (50.70KB , 690x276 , Goldeneye.jpg )
16062

>>16044
I'm the Goldeneye satellite. I don't care how many backups you have.
>>
No. 16063 ID: 2563d4

>>16062
I am optical media; unperturbed by EMP strikes, and also generally quite shiny.
>>
No. 16074 ID: f16229
File 130765985733.jpg - (18.85KB , 290x250 , 9344asteroidhitearth.jpg )
16074

>>16063
I am an asteroid. Fuck your shinyness.
>>
No. 16077 ID: e934a0
File 130766466196.jpg - (39.31KB , 375x280 , Armageddon_movie.jpg )
16077

>>16074
Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you babe
And I don't want to miss a thing
>>
No. 16083 ID: 28e94e

>>16077
I am science. You can not into me.

That sounds so wrong.
>>
No. 16088 ID: 0d7a83
File 130767590025.jpg - (106.11KB , 1280x854 , 12899755413.jpg )
16088

>>16083
I am SCIENCE! I'm twice as easy as you, and I always look awesome.
>>
No. 16101 ID: 1942f2

>>16088
I am Magic, I don´t make any scientific sense, in any way.
>>
No. 16102 ID: 8f855e

>>16101
I am most systems of magic - totally based on regular, ordered rules and inferences, but based on an unobservable intermediary. I make all kinds of scientific sense, just a lack of proper scientific instruments to make me observable.
>>
No. 16114 ID: 7a3b1d

>>16102
Plot here, making shit up at the last second to subvert mechanics in favor of message.
>>
No. 16115 ID: 0d7a83

>>16114
I am Gnoll.
>>
No. 16121 ID: 28e94e

>>16115
I am Gnoll's short attention span, preventing his quests from ever getting off the ground.
>>
No. 16126 ID: 9cb4b3

>>16121
I am a dare/challenge, driving Gnoll to action through spite.
>>
No. 16176 ID: f720eb
File 130796760077.png - (90.77KB , 300x305 , Stinkoman.png )
16176

I AM STINKOMAAAAN! FIGHTING THE CHALLENGE! ( Doo Dah! )
>>
No. 16240 ID: 2ae337

I am Alzheimer's forgetting what the challenge was...and what's going on
>>
No. 16405 ID: 577f4a

>>16240
I'm Terry Pratchett. Fuck you, Alzheimer's. I'll DICTATE my books if I have to!
>>
No. 16406 ID: 2563d4

>>16405
I am the symptoms of Alzheimer's. Dictation cannot save you n---
...cannot save y---
No, I'm sorry. I just can't. Of all the fucking diseases to lumber a successful creative person with. ;_;
>>
No. 16645 ID: b6ca92
File 130890084068.jpg - (219.55KB , 853x1551 , trollincops.jpg )
16645

>>16406
I am a Stephanie Meyer fan. Terry Pratshit can go fuck himself.
>>
No. 16646 ID: d7f64b

>>16645
I'm a literature critic, Meyer-tearing, fan-enraging.
>>
No. 16654 ID: 0d7a83

>>16646
I am illiterate. SErlosly ,wjat dob thees buttgns doo?/
>>
No. 16655 ID: 2ae337

>>16654
I am a Chinese Schoolteacher. I'll MAKE you learn if I have to whip it into you.
>>
No. 16677 ID: 6af537

>>16655
I am birth control law, children preventing, teacher firing
>>
No. 16678 ID: e7d9f3

>>16677
I am the crooked enforcer. Taking bribes, looking away.
>>
No. 16679 ID: 383006

>>16677
This does not negate the previous thing.
>>
No. 16718 ID: 1026b2

>>16655
I'm a hippy-movement, trading bitterness and discipline for hedonistic freedom.
>>
No. 16739 ID: 2eac65

>>16718
I am resource shortage. While I exist, work must be done and utopias cannot survive.
>>
No. 16740 ID: cd63e9

I am contentment. No longer unhappy with what there is.
>>
No. 16884 ID: 0419a2

I am restlessness. The force that drives us forward. The force that drives us to the ground.
>>
No. 16897 ID: 2563d4

>>16884
I am self-doubt. I turn the energy of restlessness into the waste of procrastination and uncomfortable malaise.
>>
No. 17018 ID: 2ae337

>>16897
I am anti-depressants, making you necessarily happy, possibly suicidal.
>>
No. 17055 ID: 2256da

>>17018
I am Doctor Rockso, immune to your petty drugs. I do cocaine.
>>
No. 17220 ID: b6ca92

>>17055
I am the drug dealer, I control the spice, I control your universe.
>>
No. 17221 ID: e3f578

I am the Mafia, we fucking own your ass
>>
No. 17227 ID: 67ec6e
File 131076989588.jpg - (1.59MB , 2100x1659 , Firearms_practice,_1936.jpg )
17227

>>17221
"Stop the truck, Federal Bureau of Investigation. We'd like to discuss today's shipment..."
>>
No. 17237 ID: a3dd57

I am anarchy, government destroying, FBI overrunning
>>
No. 17254 ID: b6178d

>>17237

I am apathy. Go revolt in some other country.
>>
No. 17303 ID: b6ca92

>>17254
I am love, life fulfilling, heart rending. I make you care even when you don't want to.
>>
No. 17308 ID: 2563d4

I am the messy breakup, turning you into an ineffectual emo whingebag.
>>
No. 17325 ID: b6ca92

>>17308
I am the rebound, giving you the confidence to get on with life.
>>
No. 17381 ID: 2ae337

>>17325
I am bipolar disorder. Bringing down your high, making you depressed again.
>>
No. 17384 ID: 28e94e

>>17381
I am medication, suppressing your symptoms.
>>
No. 17387 ID: 0d7a83
File 131119420489.jpg - (20.74KB , 400x328 , tumblr_lemgotOfLX1qd1aq5o1_400.jpg )
17387

>>17384
I am Louis. I stole your pills.
>>
No. 17418 ID: 794396

>>17387

I am the youtube gmod video, making fun of yoPILLS P-P-PILLS GRABBEN' PILLS PI-P-PILLS-P-PILLS
>>
No. 17423 ID: 2563d4

>>17418
I am Painis Cupcake.
I will eat you.
>>
No. 17425 ID: 28f7b1

I am a pretentious internet hipster, meme scoffing, look downing
>>
No. 17430 ID: 2ae337

I am a hacker. Destroys your blog, screwing up your computer.
>>
No. 17433 ID: 28e94e

>>17430
I am a few basic security measures, completely blocking your attempts at hacking me.
>>
No. 17438 ID: 2563d4

>>17433
I am arrogance, the flaw in every defense.
>>
No. 17446 ID: b6ca92
File 131165929531.png - (163.06KB , 321x400 , monk173dq.png )
17446

>>17438
I am Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. No detail escapes my eye. EVERYTHING MUST BE PERFECT.
>>
No. 17450 ID: 2ae337

>>17446
I am the slob, messing everything up, not giving a single fuck.
>>
No. 17475 ID: 8894bf
File 131198293518.jpg - (17.54KB , 252x264 , Billy_Mays-thumb-252x264.jpg )
17475

HI I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO CLEAN YOUR FUCKING MESS
>>
No. 17479 ID: 748a1f

I am heart disease, taking your king in the night.
>>
No. 17519 ID: b6ca92

>>17479
I am the paramedic. Defibrillator wielding, life saving.
>>
No. 17526 ID: 2ae337

>>17519
I am the out of control car, about to CRASH INTO THAT AMBULANCE OF FUCK OH FUCK OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>
No. 17527 ID: 2eac65

>>17526
I am Megatron. I keep out-of-control cars in line [i[by force[/i]. Peace through tyranny, and all that exhaust.
>>
No. 17528 ID: 28e94e

>>17527
I am an EMP, robot destroying, car stopping.
>>
No. 17529 ID: 2ae337

I am a human, unaffected by EMP, except maybe a slight headache.
>>
No. 17530 ID: 07416a

I am a nuke, mankilling and emp-generating.
>>
No. 17531 ID: 2563d4

>>17530
I am MAD, the swarm of nukes heading back to your country of origin and burning the world.
>>
No. 17532 ID: 07416a
File 131255753318.jpg - (10.75KB , 350x329 , water bear.jpg )
17532

>>17531
I am the water bear. I don't care.
>>
No. 17533 ID: 28e94e

>>17532
I am everything else in the world. You are far too small to touch me. I don't care.
>>
No. 17535 ID: 2ae337

I am the universe, not caring if you live or die, still doing what has always been done.
>>
No. 17536 ID: f4963f

>>17535
I am a SUPERVILLAIN. I DESTROY universes! For the lulz!
>>
No. 17537 ID: 28e94e

>>17536
I am a hero, villain defeating.
>>
No. 17538 ID: 35e1a0

>>17537
i am the ONE WEAKNESS, hero foiling.
>>
No. 17539 ID: b8304c

I am Retcon, your weakness is as hard to pin down as a greased adamantine moth.
>>
No. 17540 ID: 2ae337

>>17539
I am dumb luck, discovering weakness when I'm not actually trying.
>>
No. 17542 ID: 28e94e

>>17540
I am dumb luck, discovering strength when I'm not really trying.
>>
No. 17545 ID: 2563d4

>>17542
I am the "fair" PRNG, dubious product of OCD game design. Bell-curve enforcing, luck-disregarding.
>>
No. 17547 ID: 28e94e

>>17545
I am a true random number generator, luck-allowing, bell-curve-following-anyway-because-fuck-it.
>>
No. 17548 ID: 6a5a08

>>17547
I am a glitch, RNG-breaking, system destroying.
>>
No. 17550 ID: a6008c

>>17548
I am the speed-runner, glitch manipulating, game defeating.
>>
No. 17552 ID: 6a5a08

>>17550
I am The Game, unbeatable, never-ending.
>>
No. 17554 ID: d3ccca

>>17552
I am short-term memory loss. Man's ultimate weapon against The Game.
>>
No. 17557 ID: 6a5a08

>>17554
I am sticky notes, brightly colored, memory-assisting.
>>
No. 17559 ID: b8304c

I am Weak Glue, resulting in sticky notes not living up to their names and falling behind or under furniture.
>>
No. 17561 ID: 07416a

I am lava and I am what the floor is
>>
No. 17567 ID: 6a5a08

>>17561
I am water, lava-spawn-destroying, obsidian-making.
>>
No. 17571 ID: 2563d4

>>17567
I am Ice-nine; water freezing, self-propagating.
>>
No. 17573 ID: 2eac65

>>17571
I am Ice 10, one level higher than Ice 9.
>>
No. 17574 ID: 6a5a08

>>17573
I am Bill, world-heating, ice-melting.
>>
No. 17575 ID: 2ae337

>>17574
I am the media, propagating the stupid, biased against all other parties.
>>
No. 17577 ID: eba49f

>>17575
I am the Internet. The traditional media never stop talking about how I will destroy them (between retroactively causing autism and causing the downfall of society).
>>
No. 17578 ID: 961e23

I am Anonymous. Populating the Internet, making it more awesome/broken.
>>
No. 17579 ID: 6a5a08

>>17578
I am a corrupt government, internet monitoring, anonymity compromising.
>>
No. 17603 ID: b6ca92

>>17579
I am Bureaucracy. Good luck wading through the forest of red tape, Mr. Mcarthy!
>>
No. 17613 ID: 6a5a08

>>17603
I am Anarchy, order lacking, nation toppling.
>>
No. 17617 ID: b6ca92

>>17613
Invalid subject. Anarchy was already used by
>>17237
>>
No. 17620 ID: 6a5a08

>>17617
Oh. Uh...
>>17603
I am a terrorist, government bombing, building toppling.
>>
No. 17625 ID: 07416a

>>17620
I am failure. The bombs fizzled, the police shot first, and you got picked up at the airport. Plus, your answer was invalid. YOU LOSE.
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No. 17626 ID: 2ae337

So is that new game, or do we continue?
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No. 17630 ID: b6ca92

>>17626
Both are tempting.
I like the idea of making an Oldest Game last a thousand posts. Or at least five hundred.

New game clears the board to reuse old favorites.

I'll leave it to someone else. Don't forget to re-use the OP image (a single pixel change will do).
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No. 17650 ID: f58917

I am The Oldest Game. Even in the bleakest of turns, failure is always averted!
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No. 17651 ID: 6a5a08

>>17650
I'm the guy who screwed it up, failure causing, game losing.
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No. 17652 ID: 523c4c

I'm a tgchan mod, and I can edit posts.
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No. 17654 ID: 2ae337

>>17652
I am the hacker. Us1ng l33t sp34k, scr3w1ng y3r w3bs1t3 f0r t3h w1n.
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No. 17682 ID: 9a8264

>>17654
I am inexplicable hardware failure, computer-destroying, money-consuming.
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No. 17684 ID: 2563d4

>>17682
I am a job, money-providing, fuck-it-just-buy-a-new-one-enabling.
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No. 17685 ID: 3bd8ec

>>17684
I am an economic downturn. The sector you were trying to work in no longer exists.
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No. 17686 ID: 28e94e

>>17685
I am communism. What's an economy?
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No. 17687 ID: 2ae337

>>17686
I am China. Just claim to be communist, make shitload more money than capitalists.
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No. 17697 ID: 9a8264

>>17687
I am rebellion, martyr-making, government-overthrowing.
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No. 17715 ID: a37077

>>17697
I am superior firepower. Rebellion suppressing, bomb spamming.
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No. 17716 ID: f4963f

I am Mutually Assured Destruction, firepower-withholding, paranoia-inducing.
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No. 17717 ID: 2563d4

>>17716
I am strategic disarmament, convincing you to throw away your nukes, keeping some of mine behind my back.
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No. 17718 ID: 2ae337

I am North Korea, not caring bout you or your sanctions, still buildin' nukes with drug money.
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No. 17719 ID: 1f3709

I am South Korea, everyone likes us more.
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No. 17720 ID: e1359e

I am Starcraft, bane of your people.
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No. 17721 ID: 2ae337

I am curfew, you played enough, shuttin you down right as you are about to kick your rival's ass.
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No. 17726 ID: 9a8264

>>17721
I am a lock-in, curfew-violating, fun-encouraging.
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No. 17727 ID: e1359e

I am personal responsibility, forcing you to study calculus through the lock-in despite what you really want to do.
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No. 17733 ID: 2ae337

I am short attention span. Distracting. Forgetting your Cal-holy shiit POKEMON!!
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No. 17741 ID: c7b6c2

>>17733
I am Ritalin. Focusing, personality-dampening.
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No. 17742 ID: 2ae337

>>17741
I am the pharmacist, not giving Ritalin until I see a prescription.
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No. 17751 ID: c7b6c2

I am malpractice, giving treatment when it is not needed and vice versa.
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No. 17752 ID: 2ae337

I am a frivolous lawsuit, nothing is beneath me, making money off of pain and suffering.
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No. 17762 ID: 2f2e17

I am an experienced lawyer, brushing aside baseless lawsuits.
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No. 17788 ID: 4531bc

I am legal fees. Talent costs money
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