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Psychic powers are more believable than something ignoring the square cube law.

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THE OLDEST GAME Author 2009/07/17(Fri)19:39 No. 2342 ID: d5b2d6

I'll start.

I am God, all-powerful, omnipotent.

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>>	d7f64b.jpg Baby Lucky Desire d7f64b Bob 2011/06/24(Fri)03:06 No. 16646 ID: d7f64b >>16645 I'm a literature critic, Meyer-tearing, fan-enraging.

>>	0d7a83.jpg Purple Chanting Water 0d7a83 Bob 2011/06/24(Fri)10:06 No. 16654 ID: 0d7a83 >>16646 I am illiterate. SErlosly ,wjat dob thees buttgns doo?/

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Baron of Spades 2011/06/24(Fri)11:08 No. 16655 ID: 2ae337 >>16654 I am a Chinese Schoolteacher. I'll MAKE you learn if I have to whip it into you.

>>	6af537.jpg Fire Rose 6af537 Bob 2011/06/25(Sat)13:02 No. 16677 ID: 6af537 >>16655 I am birth control law, children preventing, teacher firing

>>	e7d9f3.jpg Tropical Dust e7d9f3 Bob 2011/06/25(Sat)13:39 No. 16678 ID: e7d9f3 >>16677 I am the crooked enforcer. Taking bribes, looking away.

>>	383006.jpg Scarlet Petal 383006 Bob 2011/06/25(Sat)14:52 No. 16679 ID: 383006 >>16677 This does not negate the previous thing.

>>	1026b2.jpg Orange Smooth Mountain 1026b2 Bob 2011/06/26(Sun)16:05 No. 16718 ID: 1026b2 >>16655 I'm a hippy-movement, trading bitterness and discipline for hedonistic freedom.

>>	2eac65.jpg Calling Bud 2eac65 Bob 2011/06/27(Mon)02:09 No. 16739 ID: 2eac65 >>16718 I am resource shortage. While I exist, work must be done and utopias cannot survive.

>>	cd63e9.jpg Purple Honey Belle cd63e9 new guy 2011/06/27(Mon)02:37 No. 16740 ID: cd63e9 I am contentment. No longer unhappy with what there is.

>>	0419a2.jpg Prince Glitter Sugar 0419a2 Bob 2011/07/03(Sun)15:24 No. 16884 ID: 0419a2 I am restlessness. The force that drives us forward. The force that drives us to the ground.

>>	2563d4.jpg Cherry Milk 2563d4 Bob 2011/07/04(Mon)12:44 No. 16897 ID: 2563d4 >>16884 I am self-doubt. I turn the energy of restlessness into the waste of procrastination and uncomfortable malaise.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/07/10(Sun)23:14 No. 17018 ID: 2ae337 >>16897 I am anti-depressants, making you necessarily happy, possibly suicidal.

>>	2256da.jpg Twilight Song 2256da Bob 2011/07/11(Mon)17:49 No. 17055 ID: 2256da >>17018 I am Doctor Rockso, immune to your petty drugs. I do cocaine.

>>	b6ca92.jpg Evening Flutter b6ca92 Bob 2011/07/15(Fri)12:03 No. 17220 ID: b6ca92 >>17055 I am the drug dealer, I control the spice, I control your universe.

>>	e3f578.jpg Harmony Desire e3f578 Dirtbag 2011/07/15(Fri)12:21 No. 17221 ID: e3f578 I am the Mafia, we fucking own your ass

>>	67ec6e.jpg Floating Posh 67ec6e Bob 2011/07/15(Fri)15:44 No. 17227 ID: 67ec6e File 131076989588.jpg - (1.59MB , 2100x1659 , Firearms_practice,_1936.jpg ) >>17221 "Stop the truck, Federal Bureau of Investigation. We'd like to discuss today's shipment..."

>>	a3dd57.jpg Light Drifter a3dd57 Bob 2011/07/15(Fri)20:29 No. 17237 ID: a3dd57 I am anarchy, government destroying, FBI overrunning

>>	b6178d.jpg Jade Bud b6178d Bob 2011/07/16(Sat)09:04 No. 17254 ID: b6178d >>17237 I am apathy. Go revolt in some other country.

>>	b6ca92.jpg Evening Flutter b6ca92 Bob 2011/07/18(Mon)02:01 No. 17303 ID: b6ca92 >>17254 I am love, life fulfilling, heart rending. I make you care even when you don't want to.

>>	2563d4.jpg Cherry Milk 2563d4 Bob 2011/07/18(Mon)04:44 No. 17308 ID: 2563d4 I am the messy breakup, turning you into an ineffectual emo whingebag.

>>	b6ca92.jpg Evening Flutter b6ca92 Bob 2011/07/18(Mon)11:43 No. 17325 ID: b6ca92 >>17308 I am the rebound, giving you the confidence to get on with life.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/07/20(Wed)10:36 No. 17381 ID: 2ae337 >>17325 I am bipolar disorder. Bringing down your high, making you depressed again.

>>	28e94e.jpg Ice Pouncer 28e94e Bob 2011/07/20(Wed)11:27 No. 17384 ID: 28e94e >>17381 I am medication, suppressing your symptoms.

>>	0d7a83.jpg Purple Chanting Water 0d7a83 Winston 2011/07/20(Wed)13:36 No. 17387 ID: 0d7a83 File 131119420489.jpg - (20.74KB , 400x328 , tumblr_lemgotOfLX1qd1aq5o1_400.jpg ) >>17384 I am Louis. I stole your pills.

>>	794396.jpg High Whisper 794396 Bob 2011/07/23(Sat)00:24 No. 17418 ID: 794396 >>17387 I am the youtube gmod video, making fun of yoPILLS P-P-PILLS GRABBEN' PILLS PI-P-PILLS-P-PILLS

>>	2563d4.jpg Cherry Milk 2563d4 Bob 2011/07/23(Sat)07:36 No. 17423 ID: 2563d4 >>17418 I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you.

>>	28f7b1.jpg Moon Blossom 28f7b1 Bob 2011/07/23(Sat)18:12 No. 17425 ID: 28f7b1 I am a pretentious internet hipster, meme scoffing, look downing

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/07/24(Sun)00:07 No. 17430 ID: 2ae337 I am a hacker. Destroys your blog, screwing up your computer.

>>	28e94e.jpg Ice Pouncer 28e94e Bob 2011/07/24(Sun)06:50 No. 17433 ID: 28e94e >>17430 I am a few basic security measures, completely blocking your attempts at hacking me.

>>	2563d4.jpg Cherry Milk 2563d4 Bob 2011/07/24(Sun)14:37 No. 17438 ID: 2563d4 >>17433 I am arrogance, the flaw in every defense.

>>	b6ca92.jpg Evening Flutter b6ca92 Bob 2011/07/25(Mon)22:48 No. 17446 ID: b6ca92 File 131165929531.png - (163.06KB , 321x400 , monk173dq.png ) >>17438 I am Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. No detail escapes my eye. EVERYTHING MUST BE PERFECT.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/07/26(Tue)09:09 No. 17450 ID: 2ae337 >>17446 I am the slob, messing everything up, not giving a single fuck.

>>	8894bf.jpg Aqua Dawn Basket 8894bf Bob 2011/07/29(Fri)16:42 No. 17475 ID: 8894bf File 131198293518.jpg - (17.54KB , 252x264 , Billy_Mays-thumb-252x264.jpg ) HI I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO CLEAN YOUR FUCKING MESS

>>	748a1f.jpg Spirit Tart 748a1f Bob 2011/07/30(Sat)00:16 No. 17479 ID: 748a1f I am heart disease, taking your king in the night.

>>	b6ca92.jpg Evening Flutter b6ca92 Bob 2011/08/03(Wed)15:26 No. 17519 ID: b6ca92 >>17479 I am the paramedic. Defibrillator wielding, life saving.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/08/04(Thu)11:19 No. 17526 ID: 2ae337 >>17519 I am the out of control car, about to CRASH INTO THAT AMBULANCE OF FUCK OH FUCK OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>	2eac65.jpg Calling Bud 2eac65 Bob 2011/08/04(Thu)17:09 No. 17527 ID: 2eac65 >>17526 I am Megatron. I keep out-of-control cars in line [i[by force[/i]. Peace through tyranny, and all that exhaust.

>>	28e94e.jpg Ice Pouncer 28e94e Bob 2011/08/04(Thu)18:08 No. 17528 ID: 28e94e >>17527 I am an EMP, robot destroying, car stopping.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/08/04(Thu)21:37 No. 17529 ID: 2ae337 I am a human, unaffected by EMP, except maybe a slight headache.

>>	07416a.jpg Princess Ginger Drifter 07416a Bob 2011/08/04(Thu)23:24 No. 17530 ID: 07416a I am a nuke, mankilling and emp-generating.

>>	2563d4.jpg Cherry Milk 2563d4 Bob 2011/08/05(Fri)04:22 No. 17531 ID: 2563d4 >>17530 I am MAD, the swarm of nukes heading back to your country of origin and burning the world.

>>	07416a.jpg Princess Ginger Drifter 07416a Bob 2011/08/05(Fri)08:18 No. 17532 ID: 07416a File 131255753318.jpg - (10.75KB , 350x329 , water bear.jpg ) >>17531 I am the water bear. I don't care.

>>	28e94e.jpg Ice Pouncer 28e94e Bob 2011/08/05(Fri)10:38 No. 17533 ID: 28e94e >>17532 I am everything else in the world. You are far too small to touch me. I don't care.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/08/05(Fri)15:42 No. 17535 ID: 2ae337 I am the universe, not caring if you live or die, still doing what has always been done.

>>	f4963f.jpg Dawn Puff f4963f Adept!!MvMGOwL2H3 2011/08/05(Fri)17:23 No. 17536 ID: f4963f >>17535 I am a SUPERVILLAIN. I DESTROY universes! For the lulz!

>>	28e94e.jpg Ice Pouncer 28e94e Bob 2011/08/05(Fri)19:16 No. 17537 ID: 28e94e >>17536 I am a hero, villain defeating.

>>	35e1a0.jpg Spirit Island 35e1a0 Bob 2011/08/05(Fri)22:27 No. 17538 ID: 35e1a0 >>17537 i am the ONE WEAKNESS, hero foiling.

>>	b8304c.jpg Coconut Rose b8304c 2011/08/06(Sat)00:41 No. 17539 ID: b8304c I am Retcon, your weakness is as hard to pin down as a greased adamantine moth.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/08/06(Sat)01:13 No. 17540 ID: 2ae337 >>17539 I am dumb luck, discovering weakness when I'm not actually trying.

>>	28e94e.jpg Ice Pouncer 28e94e Bob 2011/08/06(Sat)09:35 No. 17542 ID: 28e94e >>17540 I am dumb luck, discovering strength when I'm not really trying.

>>	2563d4.jpg Cherry Milk 2563d4 Bob 2011/08/06(Sat)17:34 No. 17545 ID: 2563d4 >>17542 I am the "fair" PRNG, dubious product of OCD game design. Bell-curve enforcing, luck-disregarding.

>>	28e94e.jpg Ice Pouncer 28e94e Bob 2011/08/06(Sat)17:47 No. 17547 ID: 28e94e >>17545 I am a true random number generator, luck-allowing, bell-curve-following-anyway-because-fuck-it.

>>	6a5a08.jpg Feather Buzzer 6a5a08 Suggestion 2011/08/06(Sat)18:41 No. 17548 ID: 6a5a08 >>17547 I am a glitch, RNG-breaking, system destroying.

>>	a6008c.jpg Coconut Drifter a6008c Bob 2011/08/07(Sun)10:11 No. 17550 ID: a6008c >>17548 I am the speed-runner, glitch manipulating, game defeating.

>>	6a5a08.jpg Feather Buzzer 6a5a08 Suggestion 2011/08/07(Sun)11:34 No. 17552 ID: 6a5a08 >>17550 I am The Game, unbeatable, never-ending.

>>	d3ccca.jpg Dark Ruby Water d3ccca Bob 2011/08/07(Sun)13:42 No. 17554 ID: d3ccca >>17552 I am short-term memory loss. Man's ultimate weapon against The Game.

>>	6a5a08.jpg Feather Buzzer 6a5a08 Suggestion 2011/08/07(Sun)19:52 No. 17557 ID: 6a5a08 >>17554 I am sticky notes, brightly colored, memory-assisting.

>>	b8304c.jpg Coconut Rose b8304c 2011/08/07(Sun)21:34 No. 17559 ID: b8304c I am Weak Glue, resulting in sticky notes not living up to their names and falling behind or under furniture.

>>	07416a.jpg Princess Ginger Drifter 07416a Bob 2011/08/07(Sun)22:36 No. 17561 ID: 07416a I am lava and I am what the floor is

>>	6a5a08.jpg Feather Buzzer 6a5a08 Suggestion 2011/08/08(Mon)12:20 No. 17567 ID: 6a5a08 >>17561 I am water, lava-spawn-destroying, obsidian-making.

>>	2563d4.jpg Cherry Milk 2563d4 Bob 2011/08/08(Mon)15:26 No. 17571 ID: 2563d4 >>17567 I am Ice-nine; water freezing, self-propagating.

>>	2eac65.jpg Calling Bud 2eac65 Bob 2011/08/08(Mon)18:09 No. 17573 ID: 2eac65 >>17571 I am Ice 10, one level higher than Ice 9.

>>	6a5a08.jpg Feather Buzzer 6a5a08 Suggestion 2011/08/08(Mon)18:21 No. 17574 ID: 6a5a08 >>17573 I am Bill, world-heating, ice-melting.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/08/09(Tue)14:11 No. 17575 ID: 2ae337 >>17574 I am the media, propagating the stupid, biased against all other parties.

>>	eba49f.jpg Spirit Lily eba49f EveryZig 2011/08/09(Tue)16:27 No. 17577 ID: eba49f >>17575 I am the Internet. The traditional media never stop talking about how I will destroy them (between retroactively causing autism and causing the downfall of society).

>>	961e23.jpg Grey Gold Sea 961e23 Bob 2011/08/09(Tue)18:39 No. 17578 ID: 961e23 I am Anonymous. Populating the Internet, making it more awesome/broken.

>>	6a5a08.jpg Feather Buzzer 6a5a08 Suggestion 2011/08/09(Tue)20:34 No. 17579 ID: 6a5a08 >>17578 I am a corrupt government, internet monitoring, anonymity compromising.

>>	b6ca92.jpg Evening Flutter b6ca92 Bob 2011/08/12(Fri)01:04 No. 17603 ID: b6ca92 >>17579 I am Bureaucracy. Good luck wading through the forest of red tape, Mr. Mcarthy!

>>	6a5a08.jpg Feather Buzzer 6a5a08 Suggestion 2011/08/13(Sat)10:12 No. 17613 ID: 6a5a08 >>17603 I am Anarchy, order lacking, nation toppling.

>>	b6ca92.jpg Evening Flutter b6ca92 Bob 2011/08/13(Sat)16:27 No. 17617 ID: b6ca92 >>17613 Invalid subject. Anarchy was already used by >>17237

>>	6a5a08.jpg Feather Buzzer 6a5a08 Suggestion 2011/08/13(Sat)19:08 No. 17620 ID: 6a5a08 >>17617 Oh. Uh... >>17603 I am a terrorist, government bombing, building toppling.

>>	07416a.jpg Princess Ginger Drifter 07416a Bob 2011/08/14(Sun)00:21 No. 17625 ID: 07416a >>17620 I am failure. The bombs fizzled, the police shot first, and you got picked up at the airport. Plus, your answer was invalid. YOU LOSE.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/08/14(Sun)01:20 No. 17626 ID: 2ae337 So is that new game, or do we continue?

Bob 2011/08/14(Sun)20:59 No. 17630 ID: b6ca92

>>17626
Both are tempting.
I like the idea of making an Oldest Game last a thousand posts. Or at least five hundred.

New game clears the board to reuse old favorites.

I'll leave it to someone else. Don't forget to re-use the OP image (a single pixel change will do).

>>	f58917.jpg Light Cream f58917 MidKnight 2011/08/16(Tue)15:36 No. 17650 ID: f58917 I am The Oldest Game. Even in the bleakest of turns, failure is always averted!

>>	6a5a08.jpg Feather Buzzer 6a5a08 Suggestion 2011/08/16(Tue)16:46 No. 17651 ID: 6a5a08 >>17650 I'm the guy who screwed it up, failure causing, game losing.

>>	523c4c.jpg Bright Coconut Dust 523c4c Bob 2011/08/16(Tue)17:30 No. 17652 ID: 523c4c I'm a tgchan mod, and I can edit posts.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/08/16(Tue)22:32 No. 17654 ID: 2ae337 >>17652 I am the hacker. Us1ng l33t sp34k, scr3w1ng y3r w3bs1t3 f0r t3h w1n.

>>	9a8264.jpg Untamed Gale Flutter 9a8264 Bob 2011/08/19(Fri)17:12 No. 17682 ID: 9a8264 >>17654 I am inexplicable hardware failure, computer-destroying, money-consuming.

>>	2563d4.jpg Cherry Milk 2563d4 Bob 2011/08/19(Fri)18:29 No. 17684 ID: 2563d4 >>17682 I am a job, money-providing, fuck-it-just-buy-a-new-one-enabling.

>>	3bd8ec.jpg Jingling Drifter 3bd8ec Typo !TEEDashxDA 2011/08/19(Fri)18:46 No. 17685 ID: 3bd8ec >>17684 I am an economic downturn. The sector you were trying to work in no longer exists.

>>	28e94e.jpg Ice Pouncer 28e94e Bob 2011/08/19(Fri)19:47 No. 17686 ID: 28e94e >>17685 I am communism. What's an economy?

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/08/19(Fri)21:37 No. 17687 ID: 2ae337 >>17686 I am China. Just claim to be communist, make shitload more money than capitalists.

>>	9a8264.jpg Untamed Gale Flutter 9a8264 Bob 2011/08/21(Sun)00:13 No. 17697 ID: 9a8264 >>17687 I am rebellion, martyr-making, government-overthrowing.

>>	a37077.jpg Fire Wonder a37077 Bob 2011/08/24(Wed)00:26 No. 17715 ID: a37077 >>17697 I am superior firepower. Rebellion suppressing, bomb spamming.

>>	f4963f.jpg Dawn Puff f4963f Adept!!MvMGOwL2H3 2011/08/24(Wed)09:28 No. 17716 ID: f4963f I am Mutually Assured Destruction, firepower-withholding, paranoia-inducing.

>>	2563d4.jpg Cherry Milk 2563d4 Bob 2011/08/24(Wed)09:37 No. 17717 ID: 2563d4 >>17716 I am strategic disarmament, convincing you to throw away your nukes, keeping some of mine behind my back.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/08/24(Wed)11:19 No. 17718 ID: 2ae337 I am North Korea, not caring bout you or your sanctions, still buildin' nukes with drug money.

>>	1f3709.jpg Ribbon Prancer 1f3709 2011/08/24(Wed)11:21 No. 17719 ID: 1f3709 I am South Korea, everyone likes us more.

>>	e1359e.jpg Fair Buzzer e1359e Bob 2011/08/24(Wed)12:07 No. 17720 ID: e1359e I am Starcraft, bane of your people.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/08/24(Wed)12:48 No. 17721 ID: 2ae337 I am curfew, you played enough, shuttin you down right as you are about to kick your rival's ass.

>>	9a8264.jpg Untamed Gale Flutter 9a8264 Bob 2011/08/25(Thu)00:24 No. 17726 ID: 9a8264 >>17721 I am a lock-in, curfew-violating, fun-encouraging.

>>	e1359e.jpg Fair Buzzer e1359e Suggestion 2011/08/25(Thu)10:28 No. 17727 ID: e1359e I am personal responsibility, forcing you to study calculus through the lock-in despite what you really want to do.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/08/26(Fri)22:28 No. 17733 ID: 2ae337 I am short attention span. Distracting. Forgetting your Cal-holy shiit POKEMON!!

>>	c7b6c2.jpg Princess Diamond Pouncer c7b6c2 Bob 2011/08/27(Sat)15:06 No. 17741 ID: c7b6c2 >>17733 I am Ritalin. Focusing, personality-dampening.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/08/27(Sat)18:05 No. 17742 ID: 2ae337 >>17741 I am the pharmacist, not giving Ritalin until I see a prescription.

>>	c7b6c2.jpg Princess Diamond Pouncer c7b6c2 Bob 2011/08/28(Sun)19:47 No. 17751 ID: c7b6c2 I am malpractice, giving treatment when it is not needed and vice versa.

>>	2ae337.jpg Fire Flitter 2ae337 Bob 2011/08/28(Sun)23:08 No. 17752 ID: 2ae337 I am a frivolous lawsuit, nothing is beneath me, making money off of pain and suffering.

>>	2f2e17.jpg Light Cloud 2f2e17 Bob 2011/08/30(Tue)15:26 No. 17762 ID: 2f2e17 I am an experienced lawyer, brushing aside baseless lawsuits.

>>	4531bc.jpg Shining Mystery Blossom 4531bc MidKnight 2011/09/03(Sat)23:41 No. 17788 ID: 4531bc I am legal fees. Talent costs money

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