3/3 Blobbish 2021/05/07(Fri)21:23 No. 999327 ID: 7f716e
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"hey man, wanna go fishing?"

OK, but we're hunting the most dangerous fish.

nah, lets go whaling instead.

Your name is TIPPLER, and HELL YEAH you wanna go fish

FISH HUNT FISH HUNT

Sure, lets go fishing... but I'm driving the boat this time! You remember what happened when you drove it? Right?

*flashback*

LESGO

1/3 Blobbish 2021/05/07(Fri)21:58 No. 999338 ID: 7f716e
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>>999333
"sure man, but im driving last time. Remember what happened last time you drove the boat?"

2/3 Blobbish 2021/05/07(Fri)21:58 No. 999339 ID: 7f716e
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"You got a flat tire!"

3/3 Blobbish 2021/05/07(Fri)22:00 No. 999340 ID: 7f716e
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>>999328
"Anyway, we're gonna go catch the most dangerous fish. a shark with a katana and a gun. Where would we find one of those?"

Californian suburban upper middle class canal behind a weeb's house

>>999340
the best place to find a mall ninja shark would be the mall aquarium

the mall aquarium

Definitely the wilds of the mall aquarium.

1/3 Blobbish 2021/05/08(Sat)19:20 No. 999430 ID: 7f716e
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>>999343
>>999344
okay you go to the mall

2/3 Blobbish 2021/05/08(Sat)19:22 No. 999432 ID: 7f716e
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"holy shit, theres actually a shark with a gun and a katana here!"
"I think we're going to need a weapon of our own to fight this thing. I got $20, lets go look at the mall weapon shop."

3/3 Blobbish 2021/05/08(Sat)19:23 No. 999433 ID: 7f716e
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"What kind of mall ninja stuff should we get?"

we need the natural enemies of guns and swords! A crossbow and a shield!

Hey now, you need to learn how to be a ninja before you can use ninja weapons! We need some how-to manuals!

Go buy some mangas about ninjas, and get to readin'

you need to buy ninja headbands, they confer great ninja powers.

Definitely something black-stained and impractical, with spikes and blades in so many different directions you're more likely to stab yourself than your target.

Car door

1/4 Blobbish 2021/05/26(Wed)10:52 No. 1001808 ID: 7f716e
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>>999435
>>999480
"Before we fight, we need to train. Lets consult the ancient texts."

2/4 Blobbish 2021/05/26(Wed)10:53 No. 1001810 ID: 7f716e
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"I-I can feel the ancestral knowledge flowing into me!!

3/4 Blobbish 2021/05/26(Wed)10:55 No. 1001816 ID: 7f716e
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"Lets get a bigass katana!"
"And i'll go with my fists"

4/4 Blobbish 2021/05/26(Wed)10:56 No. 1001817 ID: 7f716e
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"wait! We need to introduce ourselves in a really badass way. What should we say though?"

You cut open the glass and you reveal your identities as master ninja swords and fistmen while the shark just dies on the ground because it lacks oxygen

Tap on the glass

>>1001817
show how badass you are by carving your name into the glass with your sword

My name is Richard Dickson, you killed my father, prepare to die.

1/5 Blobbish 2021/06/08(Tue)18:53 No. 1002902 ID: 7f716e
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>>1001824
>>1001827
>>1001858
"I am going to carve my name, Richard Dickson, into the walls of its home. So that when I defeat this beast, it will have to look upon it for all time, and cry like a little bitch about it."

2/5 Blobbish 2021/06/08(Tue)18:56 No. 1002903 ID: 7f716e
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"Uh, I dunno, that doesn't sound so...."

3/5 Blobbish 2021/06/08(Tue)18:56 No. 1002904 ID: 7f716e
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"uh.... shit."

4/5 Blobbish 2021/06/08(Tue)18:58 No. 1002905 ID: 7f716e
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"oh frick!! The BEAST is loose!!"
"AHHHHHH!!!!

5/5 Blobbish 2021/06/08(Tue)18:59 No. 1002906 ID: 7f716e
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*Whistle*
"Alright boys, you know the rules! 3 rounds, Any weapons, but no kicking!...FIGHT!!!

Time to bite it.

show it who has a better bite!

>>1002906
Go for the fins! Disarm it and then make soup out of it!

1/2 Blobbish 2021/06/28(Mon)14:04 No. 1004420 ID: 7f716e
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"whoa, hey man what are you doing I needed that water..."
"Ah, screw weapons i'm going to beat it at its own game!!

2/2 Blobbish 2021/06/28(Mon)14:06 No. 1004422 ID: 7f716e
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"Whoa hey!! OWww!! HELP, HELP ME!! ASSAULT ASSAULT!! GETTOFFME! Get off or I'll shoot you in self defense!

Eh? Sharks cant talk. And he's threatening to use a gun in our unarmed combat? He has no honor!

Knock it out by bonking it in the head several times. Meanwhile, while shark is distracted, brown shirt can wrestle the gun away from the shark

Boop his nose with a fist, sharks hate that. But watch out for the mouth or you'll lose an arm!

You have the jaw of a pitbull, a bear trap, iron. Just keep thinking that to yourself as you punch it’s snoot and wrestle the gun away. What a coward this big fish is.

1/1/11 kinda drinl rn Pensive 2021/11/19(Fri)23:22 No. 1015595 ID: 4b11a7
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shark is like :hey Wait! lets hug instead of fight" yeah [

yes hUG and also do another shot blobbiash

HUG

1/1// sorry not pensive that was an accident 2021/11/19(Fri)23:36 No. 1015599 ID: 4b11a7
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You hug yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[color=#f542f5] Wow we hugged[/color[
Yes, we did :)

The END/

>>1015599
Hugging is about the same as catching! Mission complete.

suggestion

>>1015599
Yayyayy drink a nothers shot bby