Suggestion 2020/09/15(Tue)19:13 No. 976476 ID: 470289
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I just want a fucking sandwich.

Suggestion 2020/09/15(Tue)19:15 No. 976477 ID: 470289
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I have 17 dollars, some change, and a gun. But god, I don't want to have to go outside today. Or ever really.

Do you have a COMP?

17 bucks should be plenty enough to order a sub/hoagie/cheesesteak. If it has to be a “normal-shaped” sandwich, I’m sure somewhere delivers that, even if it has to be a sit-down place’s fare by way of Grubhub or some other 3rd-party delivery.

Also, there’s a Ruby behind you, I think. Do you know a Ruby?

Do you have any other food? Or is getting a sandwich a necessity?

Suggestion 2020/09/16(Wed)21:39 No. 976542 ID: 470289
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>Do you have a COMP?
Yeah but the internet is down. Kev has been arguing with the company about hooking us back up properly for weeks. And also for 5 years, he says, but I try to tune him out when he starts on the weird time shit.

>Also, there’s a Ruby behind you, I think. Do you know a Ruby?
She's one of my roommates. Ever since she died she floats around as a head a lot.

>I’m sure somewhere delivers that, even if it has to be a sit-down place’s fare by way of Grubhub or some other 3rd-party delivery.
The last time I tried Grubhub they delivered grubs. It wasn't even clever, which honestly bothers me more.

>Do you have any other food? Or is getting a sandwich a necessity?
I mean there's some spaghetti in the fridge I made like a week ago. But I've had spaghetti all week.

Kev pops his head out his door while I'm procrastinating. "Yo, I heard you were going out. Get me a, uhhhhhh, pizza or something." He lisps. I'd ask how he heard about something I was just thinking, but I won't like the answer.

"I would enjoy some soba, human child." Ruby whispers behind me. She doesn't even need to eat anymore.

"I'm after sandwiches, sorry. Kev; chicken parm, meatball parm, or pizza-cheesesteak? Ruby, are you fine with yakisoba bread? Wait, I just remembered I'm a little strapped for cash - if I grab something for all of us, it's a budget of $5.50 per person. Are you guys sure you want to eat something that costs $5.50? That's like Taco Baco value-box-level shit." Either they get off your ass or you start with more money.

So are there no other delivery options? If not, dang; guess we have no choice but to head out. Pack your money and your heat.

If you get a pizza you can wrap it around to make a pizza sandwich.