Doomsby 2020/04/01(Wed)07:45 No. 960328 ID: e7c7d3
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You're standing in your room.

You've just got a message that your favourite dog got stolen.

What do?

Grab your fungle. It's time to rescue man's best friend.

Check your Borneholm, first thing's first as per the "crisis plan".

Encrulch one of your lesser dogs. They may help you in your new quest.

Liban the message at your local station.

>>960328
Retrieve hammelschtick from underneath bed, post-haste. A flappler like you doesn't have time to waste!

bestow the urgert of greatness upon the next best dog and set out

Doomsby 2020/04/01(Wed)11:23 No. 960380 ID: e7c7d3
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>>960343
You reach below your bed and grab "Plan Omega"

>>960332
You check out your yard. It's a lovely day out. Only a few clouds and a nice, gentle breeze blows in.

Doomsby 2020/04/01(Wed)11:28 No. 960383 ID: e7c7d3
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>>960339
You press the button for "Plan Omega"
Bye bye Princess Fru-Fru. You're sure your sacrifice will help somehow.

>>960340
"Hello, 911?"
"Yes, what is your emergency?"
"Yes, hi, I'd like to report a bomb?"
"Where are you loc-"
"yup, The Wasp Movie. An absolute bomb. 0/10 from me!"
"Sir, it's illegal to-"
*Click*

Well, that prank call probably put you on the wrong side of the law.

Doomsby 2020/04/01(Wed)11:29 No. 960384 ID: e7c7d3
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>>960331
Now where did you leave them? You usually put them away in the kitchen, but the couch likes to swallow them from time to time. There's also the garage, perhaps they fell out of your pocket then?

>>960384
Granble on over to the garage then.

Proceed to zuuzuu.

>>960384
Ronble over to the living room so you can search the couch's crevaches for your fungle. Grab its attachments too. You might need a funnel and a doohickey.

Listen to the Schnipps. Let them guide you.

grab your flimperdink and equip it, no sense being caught outside without it

Doomsby 2020/04/03(Fri)04:02 No. 960638 ID: e7c7d3
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>>960518
Safety first!

>>960409
You proceed over to the balcony that overlooks your living room. Just need to head down and check between the cushions.

Doomsby 2020/04/03(Fri)04:03 No. 960639 ID: e7c7d3
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>>960394
Off the top rope!

Doomsby 2020/04/03(Fri)04:05 No. 960640 ID: e7c7d3
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>>960409
You find your remote! It is, unfortunately, not your keys. Still, it has been liberated from the bowels of your couch.

>>960427
You turn on Mornings With Me. Can't say it's your favourite talk show. Apparently freshly pressed raspberry juice wards off aging? Not the worse advice they've given. Not sure if you'd let it guide you though.

Doomsby 2020/04/03(Fri)04:06 No. 960641 ID: e7c7d3
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>>960392
You walk to your garage. Oh yeah.... the light's burnt out in here. probably for the best since your car was really horrible drawn this time around.

What now?

Grapitulate the wall so you don't trumble off the stairs and motiverse yourself ofer to the garage movipane to let some light in.

Pumb the car.

>>960641
Use your finbit for light.

just gerjmp the sun in here for light

>>960641
create a makeshift Roazi with your car, misc things from your house, duct tape and a squirrel

Doomsby 2020/04/05(Sun)11:39 No. 960824 ID: e7c7d3
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>>960668
You shout unto the rafters. "Come, oh shiny one! Enter mine humble garage and bless it with thine electromagnetic waves!" The sun heeds not your summons. What a jerk!

>>960645
You crouch down to appear less threatening. "Come here car, come here!" *whistle* "Who's a good boy? Come here!" Maybe it's a girl? Either way, it also shuns your calling. What a jerk!

Doomsby 2020/04/05(Sun)11:41 No. 960825 ID: e7c7d3
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>>960644
You hop up on the wall and do some sick wall grinding. Aw yeah, racking up some serious combos here!

>>960644
You try to stick the back-flip for the finisher, but end up crashing into the garbage instead. Good thing you've been too lazy to take it out to the curb. See? Hard work never pays off.

Doomsby 2020/04/05(Sun)11:47 No. 960830 ID: e7c7d3
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>>960667
Oh, that makes sense. You turn on your helmet's high-brights mode. A bright beam illuminates the area in front of you, but makes everything else seem pitch-black in comparison. This mode is useless like 95% of the time. Makes riding super dangerous.

>>960669
Alas, you lack the mechanical skills to do this, regardless of how sweet it'd be. Plus, you're pretty sure there are no more squirrels in the area do to "Plan Omega"


How to proceed?

>>960830
add a gluberfhub in front of the light to scatter the light

Open the shneps, enter the car and undo the chachi.

>>960830
Hmm maybe you can use the near-useless light to find something more useful for lighting the room, like the glinfub.