Uh, on? I don't see a border yet, so I'm not sure.

>Screen Border
It's just esthetic or does it include the menu?

[OFF] for now

Stranger 2019/06/11(Tue)13:21 No. 935467 ID: 4a8fd8
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This girl survived a train crash. Horrid, isn't it?

...This is NOT her story. You aren't controlling her around. No.

One of the Pokemon here. That's who you are.

...Which table has you? You've got the remote to this girl, after all.

>>935464
Episode 18? Where are the other episodes?

>>935467
>You aren't controlling her around.
>You've got the remote to this girl, after all.
Make up your mind. Are we controlling her or not?

>...Which table has you?
The blue table. We’re a water type.

Stranger 2019/06/11(Tue)14:27 No. 935470 ID: 4a8fd8
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>>935469
(It's the latest. Also, YOU'RE not controlling the human girl. The WATER TYPE is. Like a robot. Her name is "Ulsev" for a reason.)

Yes. That's it, a WATER TYPE. But... which one? One of these pokeballs has you in it. Which?

[THIS IS IMPORTANT. YOU CANNOT GO BACK ONCE YOU PICK WHO YOU ARE. THE POKEBALLS CONTAIN THE WATER TYPE STARTERS FROM GEN 1 TO GEN 7. CHOOSE WISELY.]

>>935470
Tododile. (Or however that's supposed to be spelled.)

Popplio

Totodile.

Popplio

"Karp karp, magi. *splash*"
Translation: "We are definitely a squirtle. For really reals!"

Totodile definitely

>>935470
Mudkip

Totodile best starter

Popplio

>>935470
>It's the latest.
If that's true, then where's the link to the other episodes?

>Choose pokemon
Totodile

Dammit on one hand ninja frog but on the other goofy crocodile!

I guess Totodile.

Oh boo, derailed already by picking Water.

...So, I herd u liek Mudkip.

>>935470
Totodile

Mudkip is clearly the best choice.

Darn, it seems like being a greninja is out of the table at this rate. Totodile

mudkip cause fucking swampert

THE RESULTS ARE IN! Stranger 2019/06/12(Wed)03:34 No. 935527 ID: 4a8fd8
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It's a good thing I waited overnight for this. By a astounding... holy shit, eight votes!






A TOTODILE IS YOU!

So, totodile... what's your name, huh?

>>935527
(In case you're wondering:
Toto: Totodile
Dewgong: Poppilio
Dick Squirts: Squirtle
Meme: ...take a guess (it's Mudkip)

Surprised nobody even chose Oshawott!

>>935504
Hell if I know. This release has up to Ep. 18 in it. Shrug. I just do what you tell me to do.)

I'm Badass Jack! Here to beat up losers and get bitches.

In reference to a very very old let's play: Gatorface the 2nd.

Stranger 2019/06/12(Wed)07:07 No. 935539 ID: 4a8fd8
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You briefly consider calling yourself "Gatorface the second"... but then you see the other option.

Badass Jack.

Yes. FUCK YES.

Equipping your trusty Triangular BlackGlasses (On anyone else, they'd increase coolness by 50%.), you get up, and set out. You've got some work to do.

Alright. Slap the ass of the first female we see and let's go!
Where are we going?

Your first victim was this weirdo, some dude called Cain. Had a Nidoran. Swooned over your Ulsev. Made him your biiitch. Gained a level and learned Water Gun. You also smashed a Litten owned by some apprentice and leveled up again.


You're in the Opal Ward, Reborn city. Crime's high, streets are trashy, and it's raining.

The world is at your paws. Hands. Whatever. You go with paws.

So what's first?

>>935543
Oh don't you worry you did that.

(PS. Drawfaggotry would be appreciated! It's barely enough to describe Badass Jack and his sheer awesomeness.)

I don't know this game or what can and can't be done. If you don't give us any options I can't suggest anything beyond inconsequential roleplay.

We beat up some fools, time to make your move on your trainer. Show this baby your new gun... water gun!

Stranger 2019/06/12(Wed)08:03 No. 935548 ID: 4a8fd8
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>>935547
(Right. Problem is I'm kinda railroaded for now. I'll give you choice when I can.)

You proceed to show those water guns and claim a small patch of land for yourself... by kicking everyone's faces in til you're Level 10. And having learned Rage.

And then there's these FUCKERS. They're tryin' to drown a zigzagzoon. Now, as a mon of class, you ain't fond of those mons, but you ain't letting some assholes drown someone. And they refuse to fight you til you get a associate.

And you did. A Rattata. Male.

So what's their name?

Either Wingman or Fuckboy.

>>935549
Fuckboy. You're pissed off at having to get a accomplice (you work alone), and such a weakling, but it'll appease those fuckheads. You smacked his ass in disrespect. Your new "accomplice".

...If you were more shady, you'd toss him into the water to drown. But you're not THAT disgusting.

...You know what? Fuck this. You're taking a moment to yourself. You need to recollect.

What would the boys say if they heard you smacked rat boy-pussy before that trainer girl? They can never know.
On the other hand ass is ass. An who knows, you might get used to having a "partner" if the smacking is good enough.

So you dragged this Ulsev all the way from this train wreck to you, beat the shit out of a lot of people, got infuriated by those BASTARDS YOU SWEAR YO-

...ok, calm down, Jack. There's a time and place to use the move Rage, but not right now.

...Anyway, you got this stupid rat accomplice, and now you and him are just resting for a moment.

...Yeesh, you haven't even gone too far. You're still in the Opal Ward. You sigh to yourself as you wish you had something to smoke. It's going to be a long day, isn't it...

Well lets go almost-murder those assholes and save ZZ-Top.
ZZ-Bottom?
Zig-Zag?
Ziggy Zaggy?
Ziggy Stardust?
woba loba ding dong?
Snake Fucker.

Smoke the Rattata. It's easy, just stick it in a roll of paper and light one end. There is nothing quite like the feeling of failure getting smoked.
And rename the useless thing to: Rat "Fuckboy" Sass.

(Hey. Sorry, but... well, I'll be busy for the day and tomorrow. I'll try to get stuff done when I can, but I'm sorry if I cannot get anything done!)

(WE'RE BACK) Stranger 2019/06/15(Sat)05:19 No. 935878 ID: 4a8fd8
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So you and Fuckboy, after smoking the grass for... what feels like two days, gets to the rescue. Turns out those assholes had FEMALES. FEMALES.

Needless to say, it was a savage beating.
[You - Lvl 11
[Fuckboy - Lvl 5!

ZZ-Ztardust, your first female, willingly joined after that rescue. You smacked her ass well for it. And Fuckboy... Fuckboy was actually pretty helpful. Mainly because he was your meatshield.

You're back, bitches!

Place is a SHITHOLE. Trainers everywhere, graffiti and dead crap, and a poor old Fisherman leaving and giving you a Old Rod for your troubles. Oh, also, ZZ-Z leveled up. Z3? You need a nickname for em.

Acquire pimp-hat-and-cane.

ZZ-Ztardust: The idiot never registered his role! Steal the pimp-hat-and-cane then register for harem-protagonist status to become unassailable.

Stranger 2019/06/15(Sat)15:23 No. 935942 ID: 4a8fd8
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>>935940
You do so, only to find yourself spin around from...

WHAT?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!

ZZ-Ztardust has taken the role of leader!

You... you...... wait, your shades.

SHE HAS... wait... what was it again?

You are now controlling ZZ-Ztardust.

>>935942
Cream yourself from Jack's sheer awesomeness, then sheepishly give back the glasses.

So what would happen if we, say, put the shades on the local Pokemon Professor and insisted they give Jack all their pokemon and other things?

ZZ-Ztardust (Stranger) 2019/06/16(Sun)04:59 No. 936003 ID: 4a8fd8
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No! You don't tell me what to do!

[ZZ-Ztardust's nature is Naughty! She is Strongly Defiant!]

...I... I fell down a sewer, and... I kinda twisted a ankle. N-no, I can do this. I don't NEED you guys!

...do I? I don't trust you, but here's what I can see...