Time to perform some small adventures at a fair and reasonable speed!
You're a cultist and you wish to make some eldritch shenigans but first you need to sacrifice something, what do you sacrifice?
Sacrifice a nest of wasps.
The content of one tiny quest!
yourself!
Your virginity, clearly.
Sacrifice all your fellow cultists.
Your clothes.
>>904733 Sacrifice the wall behind you.
Seconding clothes.
>>904733 Your sense of regret.
The fashion horse responds to your sacrifices. "Neigh" "You can't smoke here." "Neigh." "Me too, buddy, me too." FASHION HORSE END. REMEMBER KIDS, COOL PEOPLE DON'T SMOKE.
There's a red bathroom and a blue bathroom, you don't know why they're differently colored but god, you sure do wish to pee.
Pee on both door handles.
be sure to helicopter while urinating, whichever outcome gets chosen
Go to the bathroom in the neighboring pizza parlor, Super-Furry-Webcomic-Land.
>>904758 Just go in the corner like a civilized animal!
Blue, because blue is for the cool peeps.
When you gotta go, you gotta go, and red wunz go faster!
>>904758 Split the difference and pee on the wall in the middle.
use the grey bathroom.
Clearly, the Blue door is for right-handed people while the Red is for left-handers. Select the appropriate door.
>>904835 Actually it's easier to open a door when you're reaching across to get to the handle. So it'd be blue: left-handed, red: right-handed.
Zoom out until you notice that what we're looking at is a head of a character, where the doors are the character's square eyes, and a large black nose in the middle.