FRACTAL 2018/09/28(Fri)19:52 No. 903987 ID: 270774
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WAIT IM supposed to be my fursona. ok

LAST TIME ON ONE NIGHT ONLY FRACTAL DRUNK QUEST:
my wife and i overthrew, stripped, and humiliated the GHOST KING, whose name is DAKI, and made him our PANTS JESTER
and with his GHOST DOOR, we summoned THREE characters from DEAD QUESTS:
GOLDIE, from MAROON QUEST
TIOS, from WILD/WEARY
and ZJAHA, from GG’S HORRIBLE SPACE ADVENTURE, the deadest of these three dead quests

FRACTAL 2018/09/28(Fri)19:52 No. 903988 ID: 270774
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if youre new and you havent read these old quests dont do it im embarrassed. i mean wild/weary is fine but i have an elaborate reboot planned anyway. i was about to be like “oh i wasnt supposed to say that” but like ive been talking about it on my twitter so whatever

anyway. what are we doign

Everybody putting their pants on head.

Ask ZJAHA why she so mad tho

underwear on head

contemplate and appreciate your friend teo

let ME SPECIFICALLY marry daki

FRACTAL 2018/09/28(Fri)20:22 No. 904000 ID: 270774
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only goldie and i put our underwear on our head. TIOS is already naked, DAKI’s pants are already on his head, MY WIFE is too shy, and ZJAHA refuses.

also maroon quest elves have tails now because they should have from the beginning and i bitterly regret not giving them tails

FRACTAL 2018/09/28(Fri)20:22 No. 904001 ID: 270774
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hey ZHAJA i say why are you so PISSED. this is supposed to be a party

IM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE screams zhaja. IM A RESPECTABLE MEMBER OF SOCIETY! I’VE DONE EVERYTHING RIGHT! THERE’S NO REASON FOR ME TO BE SUMMONED HERE AT THE WHIM OF SOME DEGENERATE HALF NAKED TIPPLER!!!!!

shit. zhaja;s really mad. shes gonna ruin the whole party

Make pancakes from the sweat and tears of your characters!

... Do I really have to say the L-word?

Tie Zhaja up with her own ears.

>>904001
Shit, she's straight-edge. I guess you could set her loose on the unsuspecting countryside....

put zjaha back in the magic room unless shes gnna b more fun later on

alternaticely....... get her very drunk

spike her drink to help her relax

Have you ever thought the real tippler is society

>>904019

Ask whether she would feel better if you were less degenerate or more naked.

You really have a thing for the effeminate boys, dont you? Lets add some variety! Spawn in an omniscient, hyperintelligent rock named george

Apologize for making zajah one of the sexiest Fractal characters stuck in a quest that died before she could amass like 6 girlfriends to hangout and be sexy with.

Get close in a way that violates their personal space, gently caress their face, and explain that you created them.

FRACTAL 2018/10/08(Mon)22:32 No. 906124 ID: 270774
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i just ordered like literally so much gioddamn delivery this is fucking nightmare

FRACTAL 2018/10/08(Mon)22:33 No. 906125 ID: 270774
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i have to tell you gsuy what happened to me tonight. im gonna get back to the quest as soon as i finish eating but i have to tell you guys that tonight a drag queen pushed a safety pin through the MEAT of her PECTORAL MUSCLE while making eye contact with me the whole time and i gave her all my money and then got her phone number

FRACTAL 2018/10/08(Mon)22:56 No. 906129 ID: 270774
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>You really have a thing for the effeminate boys, dont you? Lets add some variety!
i will never fuckign do this. you can’t make me. quests are my palace of hedonism and i will never, ever diversify

anyway i caress zjahas face. i caress it and i say HEY SORRY ABOUT GGS SPACE ADVENTURE BEING DEAD

it was ggs HORRIBLE space adventure, says sjaha

yeah yeah. yeah. anyway sorry about it being dead, i say. to be honest i was experiementing with tgchans preferred sci-fi aesethetic and while it ended up being successful it turns out im jsut not interested in stories like that and also with time and maturity ive become uncomfortable w the lazy visual shorthand involved in linking ggs body type with laziness and moral apathy which while unintentional at the time was in the grand scheme of things me parroting harmful norms presented by society

DO YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THAT SHIT zjaha screams. YOU STUPID BITCH. IC ARE ABOUT ME! ME!!! WHY WAS I LEFT IN LIMBO! ME!!! I DESERVE BETTER!!!!

yeah well, yknow, i say to her, still caressing her dumb face, sorry. anyway do you ever think the real tippler is society

FUCK YOU screams zjaha. THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE

wow, this isnt working. shes really mad. i have no interpersonal skills because generally when someone gets mad at me its online and i just block them. i cant block this. this is the real deal

>>906129
Maybe she'll shut up if you kiss her.

are wa dare da

we got any demons up in here

move your hand lower and start caressing something else

also offer her some "herbal" tea to help her "calm down"

Squeeze those dangly ear-flap things until she either calms down or stings you half to death.

... Is this something you want to tell us and not, say, the police? Or your editor? RL stories like this can make good money and rep for you.

>>906129
I think she wants a conclusion to her quest. Go give her a stupid conclusion to her quest.

How about this: Zahjah develops teleportitis and randomly teleports to a "safe" location after her body produces a certain level of entropy. Most importantly you no longer have to listen to screaming character.

HAPPY END?

you can block someone irl if you believe hard enough.

get minmin to teach you he has great knowledge of many things like good nails and how to block people irl (you turn into a snake, thats how)

FRACTAL 2018/10/08(Mon)23:13 No. 906137 ID: 270774
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i give zjaha a lil kiss. a lil kissy kiss. i give my own quest character a lil kiss which is weird but as fara s i can tell not actually like morally reprehensible or anything

FRACTAL 2018/10/08(Mon)23:14 No. 906138 ID: 270774
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she stings me so hard that i die.

FRACTAL 2018/10/08(Mon)23:14 No. 906139 ID: 270774
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now im in hell. it kind of seems like i always end up in hell in one night only fractal drunk qustest. one night only fractal drunk quests are about me going to hell

anyway im in hell

She's like a cat right? Steal one of her nine lives to come back and tenderly smooch again

is hell empty? as they say, you know. as they say

theres gotta be someone else in hell with you. grab someone!

>>906139
Call your wife and apologize for dying.

Call Cain using one of your phone-a-friend lifelines

FRACTAL 2018/10/08(Mon)23:30 No. 906147 ID: 270774
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i float around a lil bit to try to see who’s here in hell with me

oh my fucking god. its just me again with different hair

HEY BITCH says slightly prior ira. i mean fractal. whatever you guys can know that my name is ira i dont fucking care

FRACTAL 2018/10/08(Mon)23:30 No. 906148 ID: 270774
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hi, says me. i dont know about htis. i do not want to have this conversation, whatever it is. i am trying to scoot away but theres like no gravity or whatever and its really hard

GOD YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT says slightly prior ira

FRACTAL 2018/10/08(Mon)23:30 No. 906149 ID: 270774
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i still have my phone even though im dead which i guess is like a statement on the current state of our lives or whatever

first i call my wife but shes asleep

next i call cain. HEY CAIN i say IM LIKE, IN HELL AND IM GETTING CONFRONTED BY GHOSTS OF MY PAST SELF

yeah thats kind of what its like says cain

CAN YOU LIKE COME PICK ME UP OR SOMETHING i say

no says cain

Make yourself the new king of hell

Wait a second. If past you is ruling Hell and current you aren't, then what the fuck is going on? Does this mean that at some point you were ruler of Hell and then something happened to take away your title? My theory is that it involved you being irresponsibly drunk and then doing something stupid.

make hell your bitch. fuck it! fuck all! if it wont cater to u then fuck it!

my favorite of your terrible old dead quests was always deerling quest.
anyway. who else is in hell besides you and yourself.

"If you pick me up I'll make Acid Quest's epilogue include you knocking up Jolene I'd say marrying but she's slated for Ouyabunny and needs a surrogate father"

ira is such a cool name

EQUIP FLAMETHROWER

confront the ghost of your future self from the NEXT fractal drunk quest

Wait it's past you, you can use your knowledge of the future to win or escape or something

No wait that's too far no one deserves this

>>906149
Holy shit, they could have said "That's what it says on the cain."

You had this golden opportunity and missed it!

>>906149
Awwww maaaaaaaan pleeeeeease