Fungasm!.8DxlHTQQk 2017/06/03(Sat)19:52 No. 805788 ID: aa123b
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You WAKE UP. You can hardly remember when or where you fell asleep, and you have no idea where you are now. You do however feel quite refreshed after such a LONG nap. What should you do now that you're awake?

>>805788
Look around. Try to figure out where you are.

Ponder the existence of house stealing clowns.

Fungasm!.8DxlHTQQk 2017/06/03(Sat)20:53 No. 805798 ID: aa123b
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>>805794
You remember your house. It was gone! You start panicking. You must know what happened, but first, it would be nice to know where you are now!

>>805793
You Look around stumbling in the dark quite a bit, until you find a wall and follow along it. With success, you reach a working light switch! It appears you were sound asleep in a room full of large piles of COFFEE CANS of varying sizes! There doesn't seem to be much else in the room, other than an aura of stale air and a door frame on the other side.

Only coffee cans? I was certain there were other types of consumables disappearing from your home. Maybe you will find them beyond that door.
Although this amount of coffee seem excessive for you alone. This situation may not be as straightforward as it seems...

Abscond through yonder door.

>>805798
Is there coffee in the cans, or are they empty?

You probably should try to find a way to get breakfast. Can't search for your missing house with an empty stomach, right?

Fungasm!.8DxlHTQQk 2017/06/04(Sun)17:08 No. 805892 ID: aa123b
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>>805799
>>805847
You walk up to one of bigger piles in the room and tip open the lid of one of many COFFEE CANS. MONEY! large sums of cash are stocked in every can you check. Just how much money is in all these cans!? Part of you was hoping there would be some coffee beans you can munch on. It feels like you haven't ate for YEARS.

Fungasm!.8DxlHTQQk 2017/06/04(Sun)17:12 No. 805896 ID: aa123b
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>>805814
>>805864
You should probably find some food. You make your way across the room towards the door on the other side. A horrible stench fills the stagnant air as you draw closer. As you walk through to the next room, you stop DEAD in your tracks- and see the lovely STORE CLERK GIRL you had your EYES on.

Well, you've had enough insanity for one decade.

Grab as many coffee cans as you can and book it! Call the police from a phone booth, tell them about the corpse but don't give out your name.

Remember, your house was stolen. Take as much money as you can, you'll need it.

Better eat the food before it goes bad. Take HAND for later, wrap it to go in that white sheet over there.

There's a piece of paper next to her. Check it out.

>see the lovely STORE CLERK GIRL you had your EYES on
Well now she has her eyes on someone. Literally.

>>805905
This meat might not be good food. By the described smell, it might already be rotten.

>>805901
Calling the cops may not be a wise decision.
You haven't be aware of your surroundings for quite some time. Consider the possibility of this horror be of your own making. Let's hope it's not and investigate assuming there may be a killer around, but don't involve others if you can't prove your innocence.

Read the note for context.
Look around the room.
Visualize or draw a map of the area highlighting the rooms' content and exits.

>>805896
Check vital signs. Read note.
You should call the authorities as soon as you can.

>>805798
Start shoveling raw coffee beans down your face. Keep doing this until you transcend physical boundaries and become a being of pure chaotic energy, the ultimate goal of all evolution.

"Eye caramba!"

what the fuck is this amazing Micky Mouse shit?>>805896
Nice word play. Panic knowing what killed her might still be in the vicinity