Oh please. Look at us! Who wouldnt want us in their bar. Plus we have tasty tasty sammiches. A woman with sandwiches gets in free to every bar in the state. You know that.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/20(Fri)21:36 No. 80149 ID: 021ae3
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But, would you need to give away your sandwich to get in?

Of course not. Thats silly. They let you in because they know you have a sandwich to give away inside the bar. Silly girl. Now watch out for that shadow in the lower left corner.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/20(Fri)21:49 No. 80167 ID: 021ae3
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You trip and fall into the shadow. It brings you to town! Now where should you go?

[I will be back in the morning. Needs my sleep.]

>>80104
>fGhost's Totally Hip Bar and Snackcake Emporium
FTFY. Lets go there.

>>80323
Seconding. All the cool kids go to fGhost's.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/21(Sat)08:28 No. 80333 ID: 021ae3
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You decide to go to fGhost's Totally Hip Bar and Snackcake Emporium. When you arrive you see fGhost standing at the door looking rather confused.. And smug.

>>80333
give him a kiss

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/21(Sat)10:22 No. 80353 ID: 021ae3
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You decide to kiss fGhost. All of your lipstick comes off on his mouth and teeth. You begin to wonder if maybe you did it wrong.

>>80353
Gah! Why are you using smear lipstick, girl?

BAD GIRL. Go back home, get the right kind, put it on, return.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/21(Sat)10:34 No. 80360 ID: 021ae3
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I-it was the only kind your mother had! You begin to cry. No man will want your sandwich now!

fGhost!ExGQrDul2E 2009/11/21(Sat)10:40 No. 80363 ID: 40dc56
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I-I'll eat your sandwich

>>80360
Don't listen to fGhost! He is known around here as a big fat liar - he can't even open his mouth to eat it!

Call fGhost a big meanie and run off crying.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/21(Sat)10:56 No. 80371 ID: 021ae3
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You look up, almost excited. 'Y-you will?'
You consider giving him the sandwich. Suddenly you remember that someone had told you not to trust fGhost, for he is a meanie liar face. Plus it doesn't look like he can open his mouth.

You start crying again and call him a liar! Where should you run off to?

I'll be back either later today or tomorrow morn.

Run, crying, to the gay bar.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/21(Sat)14:54 No. 80421 ID: 021ae3
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You run off towards the gay bar, crying.

[NEVERMIND I HAVE MAYBE HALF AN HOUR BEFORE I NEED TO STOP EXISTING ON THE INTERNET FOR A WHILE.]

WATCH OUT FOR THAT SHADOW OH GOD

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/21(Sat)15:05 No. 80427 ID: 021ae3
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You jump over the shadow, losing some of your hair in the process!

Let's start a war. Start a nuclear war. At the gay bar. Gay bar. Gay bar.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/21(Sat)15:11 No. 80432 ID: 021ae3
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You arrive at the gay bar. The bouncer looks angry!

>>80432
flash him, then run to pedophile bar

show him the sandwich. he has to let you in then.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/21(Sat)17:22 No. 80545 ID: 021ae3
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You show him your sandwich and he doesn't respond. S-should you really flash him?

Its illegal of him to not let you in. He's allready in trouble. Flash him, then if he still doesnt let you in, call him a pedaphile and run off to the police.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/22(Sun)13:36 No. 80872 ID: 021ae3
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You flash your bra at him and for some reason, he excitedly fixes your make-up. He offers to let you in the bar, but as you begin to walk in he stops you.
>'Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.'

You're not sure how to respond.

>>80872
Take off all your clothes and say 'this is all the money I need'.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/22(Sun)16:17 No. 80962 ID: 021ae3
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'this is all the money I need.'

You're so cool! Now what?

Now we go into the bar and give our sandwich to the hottest guy there.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/23(Mon)05:23 No. 81110 ID: 021ae3
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You go into the bar and look around.

Allrigt, now go find the BIGGEST guy there if you know what I mean, and offer him the sandwich.

I wonder if those posting suggestions so far have kept in mind that this is a 12 year old.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/24(Tue)14:31 No. 81278 ID: 021ae3
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You walk up to the biggest guy there and offer him your sandwich.
>No thanks, I am gay.

Well shit.

This sandwich says otherwise.

"Thats ok, so am I"
make it clear that we have no idea what gay is.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/25(Wed)16:51 No. 81548 ID: 021ae3
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'Gay?' You say, with a confused look on your face. 'That's okay. So am I.'
He laughs at you.
>Do you know what gay means, little girl?

>>81548
you dont, but u know what rape is and you will rape him

Say that you do! Means to be happy! :D
Say! Its okay! To be gay! Because gay means happy and happy means gay! :D

Of course I know what it means! It means you want this huge delicious sandwich. Just look at it. Doesnt it look tastey?

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/27(Fri)11:14 No. 82179 ID: 021ae3
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'Say! Its okay! To be gay! Because gay means happy and happy means gay!' You say, 'It also means you want this huge delicious sandwich. Just look at it. Doesnt it look tastey?'
>....
You grin, 'I also know what rape is, and I WILL rape you.'
>.....

Are.. are you saying you don't want my delicious meaty in your mouth? It's slathered in sauce and oh so tasty... come on... open wide...

then start to look like your going to cry a bit if he continues to object.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/27(Fri)14:30 No. 82231 ID: 021ae3
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'Are.. are you saying you don't want my delicious meaty in your mouth? It's slathered in sauce and oh so tasty... come on... open wide...' You say, putting on a sad face.
>Look little girl, are you even old enough to be in here?

Geeze, of all the gay guys in the world, we get the one that doesnt want a sandwich. punch him in the nuts and find someone else to offer our delicious sandwich meat too.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/11/28(Sat)10:28 No. 82595 ID: 021ae3
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You use your long ass leg to kick him in the nuts. Should you look for someone else in the gay bar? Or should you leave?

Find someone else, stat. Our bread is approaching maximum allowable sogginess levels. We don't have time to go find another bar.

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/12/14(Mon)10:10 No. 91470 ID: 021ae3
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>I'll eat your sandwich! And that Ham and motherfucking swiss.
It's Eric Awesome! He's the coolist kid in your class!

Hell Yeah Eric Awesome! We made this sandwich just for you!

Ashurii!H.Pxix6vQ2 2009/12/14(Mon)12:18 No. 91523 ID: 021ae3
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'I made it just for you, Eric Awesome!' You say, handing him the sandwich.
>Nom nom nom. Delicious sandwich!
He ate the sandwich!
>What do you say we go back to my place?

Hell yes Eric Awesome! You are the raddest dude in the history of radditude!

Go home with him. Offer to bake him a pie.