Hang on. Because if you fall, you take them down with you.

Boris Calija 2017/03/15(Wed)06:26 No. 787523 ID: d0002a
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ll5y2hZdCI

Depends if I am armed or not, if so I would fight, if not then I would either get out of the way or find a away to disarm him.

Suggestion 2017/03/15(Wed)10:41 No. 787544 ID: d0002a
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8x4YC0hx5U

And from this I get two more lessons... don't make any promises you can't keep, and always pay what's owed...

Ugh...

All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought ''twas all in fun
Pop goes the weasel

Suggestion 2017/03/15(Wed)13:52 No. 787581 ID: d0002a
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmhK-PdZVjw

Don't cry out of fear don't cry out of fear don't cry out of fear don't cry fear

All around the mulberry bush
The monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought ''twas all in fun
Pop! Goes the weasel...

Suggestion 2017/03/15(Wed)16:31 No. 787628 ID: d0002a
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77K0fcQ4eDA

.... Ohhh shit....

Suggestion 2017/03/15(Wed)19:08 No. 787676 ID: d0002a
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcpKg5_lDpo

If she's gonna do it, you stare defiance at her before she does. Show her that you're not scared of her, scared of the pain maybe, but not of her.

>>787681
as you do that, simply state: "trust no one"

Suggestion 2017/03/16(Thu)03:44 No. 787790 ID: d0002a
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDMfRczqCjI

Uhhhhh...

So what's this lesson then Delilah? What do you do when caught in the act? I swear if you say "Run!" And then drop me I'll beat you in your sleep!

On another note, Holy shit, Derrick... He looks so different without the huge beard...

>>787824
And maybe whisper that second part to her

Suggestion 2017/03/16(Thu)14:17 No. 787900 ID: d0002a
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gF2UySGZAU

Ohhhh shit this just kicked up... where the hell is this abyss anyway?

Suggestion 2017/03/17(Fri)13:25 No. 788185 ID: b8f2da
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5u1PS1dD_M

Let's do this!

So this is the end of this story, right? Well then, is it alright if we choose the next short story?

Suggestion 2017/03/18(Sat)06:24 No. 788395 ID: b8f2da
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne5wyf_txd8

Suggestion 2017/03/18(Sat)06:24 No. 788396 ID: b8f2da
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne5wyf_txd8

for why you cut the story short: it depends on which part of the story you meant. If by cutting the story short you meant at the part where Logan is about to drop Root, it is because it would be a spoiler to the main story If it continued, especially since we are speaking with Logan right now. Unless you meant you cut the story between Root and Delilah short, in which case, I think that some big event happened to Root at that moment that you want to withhold from us for now until the time is right. But here is the event that I can think played out:

I feel Delilah is the type of person that does not give a shit about the consequences of her actions, and just let go of Root right there to finish her lesson with Root, prove her point, and have him learn to take the punches life throws at him. She then probably comes up with a lie to Derrick that Root wheeled dangerously close to the edge of the stairs, and she was only trying to save him, but he, and the chair was too heavy to hold on. But as I said, cutting the story short there meant that some big event happened at that moment. Perhaps that is when Andrew made his appearance, but that is just a theory I'm basing on nothing right now.

>>788424
I think Andrew has been with Root for a long time. In his whole story it's possible that the man who he ran errands for was Andrew. But here's another theory, is it possible that Delilah is Derricks daughter? We know he had at least 2 sons one in the police force and he died In the fog and the daughter just disappeared. This needed up causing a rift in his family relationship and he ended up moving into a whole new place to try and start over. So him at the end of this is really a concerned dad who came up here to find his kids.

*ahem* my time to shine...

A little thought and memory... aaaaand boom, instant dream showing us all the highlights of her past including that little trip to the mental hospital.

>>788492
Well, that's a shame, but maybe that is for the best. Silver lining: Root won't know her secrets either. We don't need him having dirt on everyone out there, do we now?

Will be interested in how this story will play out into the main story.

Suggestion 2017/03/18(Sat)14:09 No. 788504 ID: b8f2da
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY

Hm, probably best if we didn't find out in this short story. We'll probably figure it out some time in the future, maybe if we draw more fan art, or see her again in the future. But to have Root, the leader and one of the main villains, know some terrible secrets about Delilah might be a bad idea in hindsight.

The way I see it, as of right now, Delilah has one up on Root knowing his dark past (us too) while Root has nothing on her to keep her in her place. That's probably why instead he resorts to offering her drugs to have her behave herself, and do what he wants. If she wanted to, she can use his secrets to her advantage if she needed to. We just need to start by getting her off her addiction somehow.

>>788519
I did post a nightmare for her in the disthread that would probably scare her into trying to quit. It even puts her in a mental hospital (go figure)

Funny how stories end up like that when in the process of writing it.

So whats next? Play with puppets again? story selection? commercial break?

Suggestion 2017/03/19(Sun)18:13 No. 788904 ID: b8f2da
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4_p0jOo48

Ha! Right back at ya Chinnigan!

Well let's get to the commercial segment...

a couple of fun commercials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB4dhA5rmxI
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiEj4RNpYME
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyd51lvu3xw

if we're watching commercials, we might as well make them amusing.

>>788934
I agree completely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nu14L2myvE
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE
and (I'm fairly certain Root tampered with this one)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmMtIG0St64

Suggestion 2017/03/20(Mon)05:25 No. 789001 ID: b8f2da
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gua71Ia7rAU

>>789001
uhhh, clown balloon, you can probably stop flipping us all off now.

Anyway, I literally saw that cartoon yesterday. huge coincidence there.

Anyway, time to suffer through the commercial(s).

Hey, before the commercial break starts, I have a request: when we choose a short story, can we choose one that involves helping out Logan as his inner thoughts as he tries to take down Root at the party? we are worried about him, and want to ensure his safety. Thanks, and keep up the good work on this story.

Suggestion 2017/03/21(Tue)04:11 No. 789264 ID: b8f2da
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giD1lveX11c

A moment of silence for the balloon clown
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...
...
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*sneezes*
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...
*cough*
...
...
...

Thank you. Lets continue.

Suggestion 2017/03/24(Fri)12:02 No. 790023 ID: 6f5376
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk9gMj8uvRc

I've already pre-ordered my copy!

whoa, is this a sequel to DayRise? I heard that book got 5 star reviews. How will this live up to the first book?

*ahem*

anyway, back to business.

Bloody... nice Jojo reference there at the end with Roundabout though

We told everyone to duck, because I assume ol' Jim is about to take their head off with that scythe. They are going to listen to that and if they don't or are too slow, off with their heads. Gretel is already on the ground so she safe. We may have to point our gun at Jim if he doesn't calm the fuck down, which will not be good. He doesn't know who we are but we know who he is, so if we tell him to stop by saying something "BLEEDING JIMMY, STOP!" that might give him pause. He doesn't know us yet so that would probably make him hold that scythe. During that time we can tell these other gals to hit the road, being scared shitless by a crazy man and a girl with a gun can do that to you. I'm gambling on whether or not Jimmy knows about us however, someone wanted to give him a call after the ambassador but we never got the chance. It's possible Blacky called him up, but I think he is a little preoccupied with his lack of an arm.

So main goal right now, let's not let any one die here. I have a feeling that regardless of whether or not however we save the three girls, we will have a choice of who to bring along with us, Jimmy or Gretel. We know Jimmy works for cash only but I have a feeling he might find us interesting enough to just work pro bono (especially since we know who he is and are holding a fireball). Gretel on the other hand can act as a healer, and I'm glad to know my previous assumptions about her appear to be wrong. Regardless of who we pick however, I doubt either will get along with each other so we can't take both, and which ever we pick the other might become an enemy (especially Jimmy given that "Once he is your friend you don't need anyone else.")

Jimmy is for hire as a bodyguard. For all we know, he might actually be Gretel's bodyguard.

>>790925
That occurred to me too, but it's unlikely. All of the bodyguards that were taken didn't show up on the available roster. So if he's Gretel's body guard then why was he still available? Plus, if he was her body guard why wait so long to help her while she was getting beat up?

Suggestion 2017/03/28(Tue)07:24 No. 791187 ID: 6f5376
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpyY9_9y9Qw

>>791187
.... Did they even screen this before airing? My god, this public broadcasting sucks!

Suggestion 2017/03/28(Tue)07:37 No. 791189 ID: 6f5376
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correction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpyY9_9y9Qw

Suggestion 2017/03/28(Tue)07:38 No. 791190 ID: 6f5376
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8v6cZ21vlc

>>791190
Heh! Stick it to the man!

An order? Like an order of good guys or Root's people?

Suggestion 2017/03/29(Wed)12:00 No. 791462 ID: 6f5376
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw2GiQ8vsrs

Oh. Ohhhh myyyy.... hmmm... interesting. Very interesting.
DEUS VULT.
(By the way this also works. https://youtu.be/uv_2x6JmuaE)

Interesting, I thought you had to be chosen to become a member, now it seems like anyone can join, no questions ask.

Are we the only people who sees these commercials? if not, what if we were to make a commercial ourselves for people to fight for our cause? is that possible?

>>791476
It would be awesome if we could somehow merge the Guild of Sheers and the Cross of Ash.

Suggestion 2017/03/29(Wed)13:44 No. 791488 ID: 6f5376
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa6tyOSY-jY

>>791488
of course, like a badass knight. Making plans for it already!

Suggestion 2017/03/29(Wed)16:16 No. 791521 ID: 6f5376
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DvRCykzHy4

Honestly at times it seems we take 1 step forward and then 3 steps back. Like trying to help Gretel, and then getting shot and then taken prisoner. It seems can seem pretty unfair at times. Don't get me wrong when we get stuff right it's awesome, but it's almost like we are trying to play another guessing game of which is the best course of action. And when we try to do right everyone else just kinda turns on us. What bugs me is we seem to know a lot but at the same time know jack shit. Idk my thoughts are while we certainly don't expect to be pacifists in this, just trying to make the right choices is always more difficult, but hey, if it weren't difficult, it wouldn't be heroic.

While some of the decisions we make might seem good in the long run actually turn out to bite us in the ass very harshly in multiple scenarios, we have to consider that Root has also been suffering very harsh consequences for his actions as well. One moment that comes to mind is him killing Absolution. That pissed off a lot of characters in the story, and he is suffering for those consequences from the dream walker's nightmares, Andrew wanting to punish him, and suffering a difficult battle against Logan just to name a few.

Also, in a storytelling perspective, I think it makes the character more relatable and interesting if they try their absolute hardest but fail spectacularly. That way when they actually do succeed in the future, even if it is a small success, it feels a lot more rewarding, satisfying and deserving after all the shit they go through.

So yeah, while I see the consequences can get very harsh at times, I believe if we can fight through and adapt through our dumb decisions will make the goals much more rewarding.

But that said, my only fear from these bad decisions is that Ana will completely lose her trust with us and just not listen to our suggestions, leave us completely, or give up. She already said that she is having trust issues at the moment.

>>791538
That is a big concern...

Suggestion 2017/03/29(Wed)18:07 No. 791554 ID: 6f5376
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTWOAJJ9s1g

Alright. My plans for choosing these next stories is to start with the free ones. After those are gone, we'll do the cheap ones. That way, if a story or something else pops out of nowhere that requires a lot of keys, we'll have enough to spend. Gotta reward budgeting.

Suggestion 2017/03/30(Thu)06:39 No. 791653 ID: 6f5376
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujpJ3-jtgbE

That's fine, you already have a bunch of other stuff on your plate at the moment. What I would do instead to save on time and work load, is if you want to do another short story like this, do it at the end of a chapter or thread. This way you can save on space and it's not a juggling act to keep them all going at once.

knowing how crazy things get in this story: instead of it being an inkblot, it's going to be a bloodblot, right?


nonetheless, sounds like fun.

Boris Calija 2017/04/19(Wed)10:50 No. 796837 ID: 81c4c9
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVdvQhFtjtY

Well let's see this rorsach test then

Boris Calija 2017/04/19(Wed)12:24 No. 796852 ID: 81c4c9
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rWkchXwKs0

>>796852
I think we, as in Ana's other selves, are number 6 as it take all of us to make a whole.
Ana is 3, as it's the most structured out of all of them
Andrew is 9 because hey, demon trumpet for demon man
Delilah is 2, it's jittery and shakey, not unlike herself when she goes through withdrawal
I don't know why but I associate Root with 1.
Absolution is 19, because eye ball
Wild Cat is 15, it seems to be his kind style with the curls and all
Lester I associate with 7, I think it's because the lines of the born end remind me of an EKG heart rate.
I'll come with more later but these are what I think so far.

Interesting observations, keep it up

Alright so here are more:

4. boxy, it's pretty simplistic in its design and gives the impression of a clean slate
5. Clara, the way it's drawn, parts of it are colored in and others aren't. I get an impression that something is missing from it, just as Clara is missing part of herself
8. the design of it is more something out of a Chinese painting to me, so because of that I associate it with someone who has a lot of discipline in what they do, someone like Godfrey
10. Impossible to play and even more impossible to understand... so you
11. Something that creates a natural music ends in artificial music... whoever is fucking up the television signals
12. The way is been drawn makes it seem much more like a shadow, because of this I associate with a being of shadows, like the Ambassador.
13. Looks practical and useful, but the lines imply something is just off, so Lorence
14. Looks like a hydra or some form of torture equipment to me... The creepy carpenter
16. A wacky thing that looks like it's going to cause a lot of trouble and is very loud... FBI agent Laura
17. I don't associate this so much with melting as much as I do ripples in the water. Water can cast a reflection and that means self reflection. Someone who is reflecting upon themselves would be someone like 93 who's whole world has changed and needs to reflect on her life.
18. Short and stubby with a crown and an air of self importance. "General" Flint
20. That looks like something Jack would sell.

Boris Calija 2017/04/20(Thu)16:00 No. 797134 ID: 82a33d
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQLWQXhWPrM

So that was me answering those so.... thanks I guess?

So can I also ask what the point of this was? And are you really able to prescribe me anything because I'm pretty sure this diploma you got from "Granny Wunker Bunker's college of cartoon psychology" isn't worth much???

>>797171
Actually, it just says diploma, no signature. Doesn't even tell us what for.

Boris Calija 2017/04/21(Fri)18:30 No. 797359 ID: 82a33d
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZnfuvT1XoE

.... um I did. Those were my answers I just forgot to put my name in there (sorry), maybe that would explain why I'm clinically insane? And I find it funny because you actually got pretty close strangely enough technically in my other life I do have control over a lot of people, mostly elementary school students.

Well given that it's elementary school they generally really like me and have a lot of fun. So I guess respect would be the answer. You can't teach effectlively if your students are afraid of you.

Also, as for hated characters? I couldn't say. The people we hate are kinda come and go. We hate them then we find new reasons to like them again.

definitely the producer, and his edgelord gothy son, whats his name? oh yeah, motion capture. He's that uninteresting of a kid, trying too hard to be cool that I keep forgetting his name... He's not here, is he?

Well, while I would like to see them on your top 10 list, I don't think they will appreciate it and get you into more trouble. So in that case, lets just say that even acknowledging them in any kind of list would be too good for them, even if it is a most hated list.

>>797887
I believe those are called honorable mentions

>>797925
*dishonorable mentions

Hard to choose, let alone place them as these characters are likable in a from a love to hate sort of way, to being a sympathetic villains. Some of them we need to learn more about to get a better understanding. nonetheless, in no particular order:
21 (make sure you don't show him this list, don't want him coming into this non canonical universe again to berate us)
11 (do we even need a reason?)
12 (for how pointless it is. Why is his toupee even on here? is it just on the list for adding more characters? What is this story trying to be? the Simpsons?)
19 (what a poser. He is like one of those gothy hipster kids. I bet if he had a screen name in message boards, it would be something like "darkblood" or something)
5 (probably not on the top 5 of the list though. Very cruel person, but he's doing it because he cares)
23 (scary)
16 (Flint is a coward)
1 (one of the main causes for all this mess)

not numbered:
Desolation (Ana corrupted by AJ's anger. Jeez)
ourselves (we are to blame for some of the mistakes and we hate ourselves for it, but seriously, how were we supposed to know?)

alright to be honest I don't have levels of hate and I don't think REAL HATE can be represented numerically. I just have people that Hate a lot so rather than assign them levels of hate I'm just going to standardize the ones I hate most and then give them the insult that I feels properly shows them how much I hate them. Ahem...

Andrew: Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that comes out of your mouth?
Root: How wide has your ass gotten from taking Andrews nonexistent cock? And if I wanted to kill myself id climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Delilah: There's a tree somewhere in the world tirelessly making oxygen for us to breathe, and I think you should immediately apologize to it.
Lorence: Your not even half the man your wife was.
Luvia: You aren't pretty enough to be this stupid
Susan: I hope your parents out live you and you die alone
Anthony: I used to be pro-life, then I met you and your sister
Flint: I don't have the time or the crayons to deal with how childish you are
Stitch: you bring around so much joy- when you're not around
Clara: GET REKT!
Big-Chin producer: are your balls jelous of the size of your chin?
Mokap: You are depriving some village of their idiot

I think that's everyone that I really hate taken care of. I hope this was very informative, And my passing insult to you all is this. Your family trees must be a cactus, because you're all a bunch of prick. Get Fucked.

Boris Calija 2017/05/04(Thu)12:35 No. 799701 ID: 41b778
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWl05VjpUm0

Alrighty, lets hear it

Might not be a bad idea as they aren't necessarily part of the actual quest