Apologize for taking the dragon's label

>>780637
Tell her you hope to be of some worth despite your flaws.

Why do you have a label showing your taste in women over your head?

Be like "Whahuh? Whuh?"

Then "I can work."

Shit man, any idea of what's going on?

Vomit blood in reply.

The dragon desires death and entertainment. One way or another, someone will die for her convenience.

So snap the brat's neck, pluck out his eyeballs, and stuff them up his ass.

For her amusement, of course.

Just say hi and offer your services whatever they may be.

well hello to you to. What the hell happened?

>>780637
Tell the dragoness that she must have dropped her sign, since her pussy is the size of a stagecoach.

"Blaghel bleh"

Apologize profusely for disappointing her greatest majesty, beg to know what you can do to fix the slight of you surviving rather than another more worthy

Well, might as well look over ourselves and see what we are.

definitely >>780638. What better way to start a relationship with a fire breathing dragon.

Bite him.

>>780746
Fuck yeah.

It looks like you're in a crevice. Were you thrown through a wall? I'm assuming the popsicle in front of the dragon is someone you knew.

Grab the Kobold, you need a hostage or your life is forfeit.

Sock'em in the face.

"Biggest pussy? Well, you are what you eat." With a wink.

Uuuh... what, I ummm whe... what? how where I... ...
...
Are you hiring?

Boop snoot to establish adorableness!

"Well, I certainly hope I am the world's biggest pussy, because I need the world's biggest COCK inside me to have any chance of getting off."

>>781353
YES, not even dragons can resist a snoot boop.

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>>780660
>>780844
>>780660
>>781244
>>781353
>>781362
I try to grab the other kobold by the nose, but she's too faaaaaaaar...

>>780638
>>780644
>>780746
>>780782
>>781254
>>781355
"I-I-I-I think i-it's y-your sign..."

"What?" the dragoness responds, craning her neck over to look towards me.

"I-it's... the size of a stagecoach?"

The words are out of my mouth before I realize what I'm trying to say, and I can feel the blood drain from my face as I stutter "Y-you... You are what you eat..."

"I think he's delirious, Mistress..." the other kobold says, but the dragoness seems to only be paying close attention to what I am saying like an impartial scribe, as if every word carries grave importance...

>>781375
Oh my god.

Ask how you can be of service to your mistress. Apparently you're a hardass so no need to grovel, but you should at least acknowledge she's the boss.

So you were frozen. What year is it? Is dragon-kobold marriage legal yet?

Try to get onto the ground below you and try to drop to a knee, Try not to fall over and be polite, she can kill you.

You're very cold. Would you be above pleading for a warm towel or blanket?

look around like you're dazed, then notice the dragon like you just seen her for the first time, then shake your head and say, "wait, your... what happened here, why is it so cold, why can't I move?'

make it sound like you're still coming too. Save face.

step out of your icy prison, or what's left of it

The good thing is you have shown that you are in fact not the "biggest pussy" so those insults could have worked in your favor. The bad news is you may have earned the label of "biggest dumbass" instead.

Just ask what they want from you.

>>781375
shake your head to clear your brain.

We have her complete attention. Double down on the lewd comments.

>>781375
Keep teasing her. With a mind like this, you were probably once a jester. Or a professional smartass. Either way, this dragon has apparently inherited you from somewhere, so you better fulfill your duty and keep it up.

Looks like you were frozen in ice.
Goodness you need to warm up. Grovel to your mistress and use her body to warm up.

Ask about the sign later when you clear your head as well.

>>781375
Don't back down from the backtalk. She had already written you off as worthless- showing a spine is pretty much your only move to change that right now.