4. Hardest mode is go.

The Hif Skeleton 2016/10/31(Mon)17:01 No. 756356 ID: eda54c
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INVENTORY:

Spook Stick(tm) - for all your spooking needs!
Candy Bag (EMPTY) - to store your spooky booty!

4

2, lets beat the shit out of white dudes

Let's hit up da woods

>>756358
Are you implying people of color and women can't be businesspeople? That's incredibly bigoted of you. Check your privilege.

The Hif Skeleton 2016/10/31(Mon)17:17 No. 756364 ID: eda54c
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The woods are dark, but you can see the moon light's rays shining through the branchless, leafless trees which look like bent toothpicks sticking out of the earth!

You are apprehensive about going in at first, are you sure that this is what you want to do?

>>756358 what >>756363 said tbh

>>756364
Hells yes. March your ass in there and yell trick or treat. Them spooks owe you some candy!

Everyone knows the creatures of the night have THE BEST CANDY. Srsly. They have like, those five pound Hershey bars. Fuck.
Only difference between here and the suburbs is that here instead of getting candy for free, Y̶̨̙̦͖͍̌͆̔̓͒͒̒̚͘o̵̟͚͕̺̻̜̪̊́͂̉͑̎̃̿̑ư̵̢͓͖͎̥̝̮̎̃͊̄̕̚ h̳̠̣̪̹̤̭̝̅̒̄̋͆̑͐̚a̴̢̺̩̘̖̥͙͎̤̩̎̌͋͊̒͋v̵̛̹̤̣̖̤̘͇̗͈͔̂̌͌͌̐͊̃͒͝e̷̢͈͚̤̫̲̓̈̏͌͒̕ t̷͉̰̫̩̦̄̀̉͜͡͠ő̸̢̡̤͉̦͚͍͇̏̋̓͛̉̅̌͞͝ k͍̤͈̦̦̱̖̦̞̈̆͂̂̑̒̃̈̕͜i̷̪̙̗̦͎̿̄̽̌̈́̅̓͠l̵̗̯̺̰̳̙͕̮͈̯̑̂̇͌̒̇̈́l̷̛͇̳͓̳̫̟̾̓̑͗͢ p͍̥̥͔̥̮̰̺̟̙̍͌͌̋͂̀͌ë̴̱͓̳̜̦̋͂͒͘͘͟ǒ̡͎̺͚̹̮́̋̑͠p̨̦̭̫̀̉̓̔́̇͘͜͡l̢̩̱̟̘̞̳̫̂̐́̎͐̈͂͐͑ͅȩ̦̣̭́̾͗̔̍̎͡ͅ a̴̧̛̞̻͈̣̹͛͑̅̔̈̑͛n̶̨̬͔͇̝̳͌̽͋̓̐̅̓̑͟ͅd̷̫̯̼̬̅̽̄̃̆͘͜ t͇̭̪̞̩͔̳̦̔͛͂͒̓̎̍̿͡ą̖̯̞̏͆͗͛̍̈͆́̒͜͞k̻̜̠̙͗̓͑̇͌͜͝ȩ̵̩͎͚̯̞̜̻̣̣̇̍̒̉̄͠ i͇͔͖̱̳̖͇͉͆̐̋̅̆͒͛̀̒͟͝ͅț̡͈̤͔̍̿̂́̋ͅ ÿ̴̡̧̱͍́̋̓͛́̋̕͢͠o͖̩͎̻͕̪̟͌̎̆͆͆̅͘͜͜ư̩̩̗̻̣̣͙͗̓̃̏̉̌͠r̵̡̡͈͖̹̭̩͍͙̄̏̅̈͌̀̈̓̚͜s̸̠̰͈̙͎͙̼̣̅̇͆͐͆̔̅̈e̴̡͍̹̩͖̞̯̮͎͂̀̍̌͜͡l̑́̽̿̄
̷̢̪͔̺́̓̽͢͝f̦̜̯̼̗̣̽̍͗̓̈͋̏͑̐̌ͅͅ!̡̛̛̭̮͓̥͎̬̫͕͌̅͝͝͝

>>756426
Wait, so where did the people you killed get the candy from in the first place?

>>756427
The people they killed! Duh!
Where do you think candy comes from in the first place?!?!?
A factory? Grandma's oven?
Nonono.
Candy is T̢͕̳͔̦̺͍̥̩̏̅͗̈́̆̈́ḥ̸̢̛̛͕̩̭͚̹̱͈̌̽͊̓̒ȩ̭͕̜̣̬̝̖̐͛̉͌͂̐̊̓ͅ ĉ̵͎̞̠̝̦͖̤̗́̓̑̅r̵̦̜̰͕̫̓̉̾̚͢͢͟͠ỳ͔̹̹̊̓̀̂͘͜͢s̶̨̤̝͈̣̥͇̿̈͛̿͗͌̿̌͢͠͡ͅt̸̺̯͈̲͎͎̲͊̋́̿̌̓̋á̴̛͖̩̺̺̣̗͙̖̦͎̉̋̇̂l̞̪̱̥͇͂̎̂͊͋͘͢
̴̧̜l̵̢̢͍̤̱̞̜̖̮͓͊͆͋̔́̒͊͒̃į̣̭͖̰̺͎̪̍͒̓͛̈́͊̈̂͢͜z̶͖̱̺͉͓̞̀̌̾̎͗̉̚͘͜ͅè̷̛̗̳̼͉̭̺̜͂̀̇͆͟͠d̨̜͕̻̩̬̺̊͆̈͆̈̑̊͛̀͘͟ s̷̡̖͙̟̽̔̀͒͜͠o͚͓̝̤̫̻̱̜̎̉͑͑͊̿̍͑ͅư̴̞̲̮͕̯̗̣̜̯̟̈̄̐̇͞l̸̛̰̗̤̘̱̦̦̺̳̜̀͒́͂͆͋̾͑s̛̘̠͚͇̥̻̜͚͆̇̒̈́̄̏̌̾̕ o͚͚͓̠̭̙͍̯̗̩̊̆̔̂̏̍̌͝͝f̷͈̼͍̣̺̰̽̍̓̌͒̀̽̾̚ ç̸̣̜̗̘̝͕̔̽̒̓́̈̍͆̆̚͜h̷̨̢̨̨̪͎͕̖͖́̀̑̓̓̓̚ī̧͍̘̳̖̣̉̾̓̌̓̒̚͠ĺ̶̢̜̫̰͖̓̆̂̉͗͗͘̕͢͜͠d̡̙̣̫̮̃͑̽̿̈́̐͑̉̍̕ŗ̨̖̙̑̊̎̓̒̋͢é̳̝̏̾̊̍̃
͈̳̘n̵̨̢̳̬͉̜͒̅̈̐̍̉͆.̢̥̫͎͇͍̉̊̏͊̀͟

>>756429
And what about noncrystalline candy like chocolates or taffy?

>>756443
The crystals are ground up and mixed with other nefarious ingredients.

Usually by witches.

god damn this is gonna suck to draw because I'm terrible at drawing and don't have any good image editing programs installed, but here we go!!!!

The Hif Skeleton 2016/11/02(Wed)18:36 No. 756736 ID: eda54c
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>>756366
Seeing that you don't have any legs, you wonder why you thought of the idea to march into the woods as it would be hard to do without them!

Floating into the woods and twisting your mouth sideways (how?) you start yelling as loud as you can:

"TRICK OR TREAT!!!"

You say this in the spookiest voice you could possibly muster, and it leaves your bony mouth with icy frost, almost akin to the whistling of the wind!

>>756736
Note to self: Aquire legs.

You gotta go further in the woods for the better candy.

The Hif Skeleton 2016/11/02(Wed)18:42 No. 756740 ID: eda54c
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YOU IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS, AND ACCIDENTALLY LET A LITTLE BIT OF URINE DISCHARGE ONTO THE GROUND (you knew you should have pee'd before you left!)

In the distant night, you can hear frantic yelling, perhaps from monsters who want to crush your skull and suck on your bones!

It sounds like:

"What the fuck was that!?! Guys let's get the hell outta here!"

>>756740
No it's people who are spooked of you! KEEP GOING AND BE EXTRA SPOOKY! WITH YOUR SPOOK STICK!

Run into the woods and find the candy before they get it all.

How dare they flee! Give Chase! Kill them all! Take their candy for yourself!