Pumpkin 2016/10/17(Mon)21:47 No. 753537 ID: ee4c90
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DUKE SALOS is already among the highest rank of devils. One measly soul, while most likely a feast for you, is naught more than a sunflower seed for them.

It totally applies to himself and others as well. But he's not a creepy person that would use his mind roofies to get a date.

Please don't pet JERRY. They are a giant crocodile. You are about the size of a treat.

72 Virgins joke, huh. You. You really gonna make that Islamophobic ass joke. You really gonna make the '72 virgins when you die in heaven' joke here. when they are clearly the 72 Demons sealed away by Solomon. the Ars Goetia. You reaaaaaally gonna make that joke here. You disgust Salos.

I'll take note you didn't answer the question, and pry no further.

>>753537
You said it, not me.

>>753537
>Please don't pet JERRY. They are a giant crocodile. You are about the size of a treat.
Awwww..... :'-(

Maybe when we climb up the demon ranking ladder and become a giant, we can come back and pet JERRY without having to worry about being eaten.

That's how demon ranks work, right?

>>753548
Probably. Those mannequins are huge, and he's even bigger!

Suggestion 2016/10/18(Tue)01:13 No. 753576 ID: 9f3729
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This had zero effort put in but I tried my hardest to somehow make our garment even more lurid
feat. crotchless underwear and a form-hugging t-shirt

(I'll probably do a real one later)

Littlebeast 2016/10/18(Tue)02:36 No. 753585 ID: 594c18
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Bangles and shit. Also still sexy.

>>753537
I apologize if the other VISITOR's joke was in poor taste, we have no filter.

>>753595
Go stick your head in a pig, you're not the Intrusive Thought Police.

Go ahead and listen you want like what you hear from us.

>>753610
won't

>>753585
A vote towards this design because bangles. Anklets would be cool too but don't really work when one's legs taper to a point.

Pumpkin 2016/10/18(Tue)11:48 No. 753628 ID: ee4c90
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Don't worry. DUKE SALOS will be incorporating ALL the designs submitted, even if it's just in a small way. Everyone's contributions matter. Yes. Even the really terrible ones.

JERRY has moved slightly. For a crocodile this is an astounding achievement, really.

>>753628
Wave to Jerry and express appreciation for his effort.

Don't get eaten.

Ask DUKE SALOS if he will require you to undergo a QUEST in return for CLOTHING.

You see, QUESTING is something of a specialty of us VISITORS.

>>753646
We can also Solve Puzzles, Argue incessantly, and sacrifice livestock poorly in MS paint.

Pumpkin 2016/10/18(Tue)15:13 No. 753677 ID: ee4c90
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JERRY does not respond to the wave. They aren't too good at making expressions.

DUKE SALOS is glad you lot catch on quick. Yes, he'll need payment for the dress he's about to make, which means collecting a QUALITY OF LIFE from the MYSTERY HOLES. They're like SOULS, but BETTER.

You should have LITTLE TO NO PROBLEM collecting it, unless you do something STUPID.

Well getting clothes is at the top of our priority list, so I guess we're off to the holes, then. See you soon, your Dukeship.

>>753677
fair enough, care to avoid some hilarious situation down the line by letting us know what kind of thing would be stupid?
keeping in mind how new to this we are.

>>753702
We should probably not eat it.

>>753707
Good point, we'll need to find a second one if we want to eat it.

>>753712
At least we know what our Sin is. It explains those hips, too.

>>753677
Tell him you have very little experience being an Imp. What are the Mystery Holes like, and how does one go about collecting a Quality of Life?

so should we bring a bucket or..?

>>753741
we do have those condoms, they could work

Pumpkin 2016/10/18(Tue)21:02 No. 753778 ID: ee4c90
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Before heading out to the MYSTERY HOLES, Squash is all DOLLED UP. She has NO PANTS, some nice looking STOCKINGS AND A RING, a RIBBON around their tail, and her SWEATER is quite FRILLY. She also has PINSTRIPE UNDERGARMENTS.

She owes DUKE SALOS a QUALITY OF LIFE. don't dilly dally, now!

Curtsy, now that you can properly again, thank him, and off with you.

>>753780
Do this then head off to the MYSTERY HOLES to retrieve a QUALITY OF LIFE for DUKE SALOS.

Pumpkin 2016/10/19(Wed)15:46 No. 753925 ID: ee4c90
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On the way to the MYSTERY HOLES, Squash encounters an odd looking PEACOCK.

"Any sugar to spare? Sugar for a poor poor peacock?" They inquire.

An odd request, from a peacock anyway.

tis a male peacock ask for clarification on the type of "sugar" it means.

>>753925
What kind of sugar? Cane sugar? Maple sugar?

>>753925
Apologies, I'm not carrying any sugar. Perhaps I could return if I come across some?

Introduce yourself, see if the peacock reciprocates.

We can sing a Def Leppard song about sugar if you want.

Pumpkin 2016/10/19(Wed)16:48 No. 753936 ID: ee4c90
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They introduce themselves as MARQUIS ANDREALPHUS, a peacock who who raises great noises and teaches cunning in astronomy, and when in human form also teaches geometry in a perfect manner. He can also turn any man into a bird.

And by sugar he means 'powdered substance derived from sugar cane.' He's making a cake and has run short.

apologize, you have no sugar as well. but we will keep an eye out and if we come across any he will be the first to know of it.

>>753936
Not at the moment, but we travel enough we should find some eventually. We'll let you know if we do.

Pumpkin 2016/10/19(Wed)17:06 No. 753939 ID: ee4c90
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MARQUIS ANDREALPHUS is pleased! Sugar is, sadly, only found in the human world, and they've been banned from entering it ever since they turned Harold into a GOOSE.

But FUCK Harold, you know?

Anyway, if you're on your way to the HELL GATE you could go pick some up.

Ah, that's near the mystery holes. Alright, we can probably manage that yeah.

You actually have a prior engagement in the MYSTERY HOLES to pay back DUKE SALOS for your outfit. One's appearance is important, after all. But when you find yourself able to return to the human world, you'll see about picking up some sugar.

Hmmm. Are imps welcome in the human world? You were rather more human the last time you were there.

Where is the hell gate located?

>>753942
>Are imps welcome in the human world?
If it's Halloween, will anyone really know?

>>753943
That's a 1 in 365 chance or 1 in 366 chance of it being the correct day in the human world. Those are terrible odds.

Pumpkin 2016/10/19(Wed)18:00 No. 753948 ID: ee4c90
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Time seems to move at an accelerated pace in this realm, at least for Squash, anyway. As far as she can tell, It's currently the 19th of October.

Imps are probably only allowed on earth in certain, very lewd circles. The types of people to summon succubi and such. Eugh.

>>753948
>It's currently the 19th of October.
That's actually good enough! Some humans like to dress up in their costumes early, but only in the month of October. So as long as it's October, humans will think you're one of those people that dress up early and they shouldn't bother you.

>>753948
How unpleasant.

As you're in no rush to play second string succubus to a bunch of rude people, we'll have to endeavor to find some manner of loophole.

Just wait for a summons from an inexperienced summoner and force him into a Faustian bargain. Maybe put together a shopping list?

>>753970
Nothing says good demonic deal like "all I want is for you to do my shopping" accompanied by a completely normal grocery list of milk, sugar, and human flesh.

what if someone does a generic summon? a kind that all demons can ignore from how weak it is, but instead you jump into it and head up.

Hey, unrelated question, do you ever get in fights with AMDUSIAS about that whole "making noise" nonsense? I feel like that's the sort of thing there'd be fights over with demons.