Let's go make Oliver proud!

le do dis

when you get back from this adventure get another tattoo from the dog people

get in the pod, little t

Ride the pod down like a bucking bronco.

GET IN THE FUCKING POD

This is Ground Control to little t
You've really made the grade
And the doggies want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to launch the drop pod if you dare

t 2016/11/08(Tue)16:45 No. 757529 ID: d11a67
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it's been a while since youve been down to the podbay. you generally land with the entire ship.

your drop pods are as varied in purpose as they are in appearance. big church organ pod, for areas with high atmospheric pressure. horse pod, for riding like a bucking bronco. two-prong nuclear engine pod, for going extra fast. tube prod, for earth-like planets. walnut pod for... you're not sure about walnut pod, actually.

t 2016/11/08(Tue)16:45 No. 757530 ID: d11a67
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maybe next time, horse pod, you say with a heavy heart. maybe next time.

t 2016/11/08(Tue)16:47 No. 757531 ID: d11a67
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you climb into the tube pod and radio oliver over your comm-link dog planet collars.

on my signal, you say

t 2016/11/08(Tue)16:49 No. 757532 ID: d11a67
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you put on the emergency oxygen mask and strap yourself in

ship's in the bottle, you say. ready to clear harbor.

oliver begins to count down. you can feel your stomach clench.

5

4

3

2

t 2016/11/08(Tue)16:49 No. 757533 ID: d11a67
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1

t 2016/11/08(Tue)16:49 No. 757534 ID: d11a67
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launch

My God... it's full of stars... er whiteness.

>>757537
Huh. It's whiter than christmas in the north out here.

>>757537
Turn on the glare shields!

Squint!

Even if you could see splashdown, it's just a massive headache.

try to keep from blacking out, but if you do, no big.

readjust ur eyes! its time!!

Weeeeee

PUT ON BOSS SUNGLASSES!

t 2016/11/16(Wed)14:26 No. 759108 ID: d11a67
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what a landing. thank god you remembered to put on your totally boss sunglasses before it was too late, otherwise you'd have a big headache and need a ice cold glass of water.

t 2016/11/16(Wed)14:26 No. 759109 ID: d11a67
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lets see whats going on here

t 2016/11/16(Wed)14:28 No. 759114 ID: d11a67
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"i got really scared without you!!" oliver yells

t 2016/11/16(Wed)14:28 No. 759115 ID: d11a67
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"i got scared too!!" you yell back

t 2016/11/16(Wed)14:29 No. 759116 ID: d11a67
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"lets stay on the same planet together!!"

"yeah!!"

t 2016/11/16(Wed)14:33 No. 759117 ID: d11a67
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after about five minutes of reuniting and soothing each others shattered nerves, you get down to brass tacks.

oliver opts to stay back and set up base camp while you explore. he's got a chili recipe that real cowboys used to eat on the trail he's gonna make. he'll stay in radio contact with you the whole time.

this looks like a primo adventuring planet. where do you wanna start?

>a. mushroom-looking forest that looks like its growing outta a swamp
>b. giant rocky formation that is so very tall

That was anticlimactic, but adorable. :3

If you have climbing gear, go up the rock, see if you can get the lay of the land.

If not, do the forest first and scavenge some vines.

>>759117
Swamp levels always suck, let's go get pestered by flying enemies and fun jumping puzzles on the mountain instead

After having read the start of this quest and found it to my liking I have found myself inclined to vote, mushrooms please! Also nice quest dude

>>759117
b

B.

A!!!!!!!! also welcome back Oliver <3

t 2016/12/02(Fri)18:29 No. 763239 ID: d11a67
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you decide to explore the very tall rocky formation. its even bigger up close, but you suppose thats thanks to the magic of perspective

its getting warmer the closer you get to the rocks

t 2016/12/02(Fri)18:32 No. 763240 ID: d11a67
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you walk for a while in a valley, making sure to take note of various landmarks so you can find your way back. it's still very, almost uncomfortably warm.

your little feetsies are starting to hurt, too. what a day.

t 2016/12/02(Fri)18:32 No. 763241 ID: d11a67
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youre faced by a natural wall but thats no problem for a really good adventurer like you

t 2016/12/02(Fri)18:34 No. 763242 ID: d11a67
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you stand at the top of the rock wall thing and wonder why nobodys made antiperspirant for faces.

t 2016/12/02(Fri)18:38 No. 763243 ID: d11a67
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you see a massive rushing waterfall, and two places to rest and try to beat the heat.

at the top is a little cluster of mushroom-trees on soft grass and plenty of shade. the water rushing by is too fast to try to swim in, or even stick your feet in.

at the bottom the waterfall spills into a large pool. there's whitewater where it crashes, but the rest of it looks peaceful enough. there's more soft grass, but no shade.

choices, choices

>a. rest in the shade
>b. refresh in the pool

Go for a nice relaxing soak in the pool.

Have some water, maybe soak your feet in the pool but nothing more.

Cool in the pool!

cool pool then go poke at the mushrooms.

>>763242
Is Oscar keeping up? He's not an experienced adventurer like you. Look back.

>>763243
The pool is gonna be full on mind controlling mushroom spores or something from those mushrooms up above. Go for the shade.

Go for the shade, check the water for stuff in it tho

>>763326
Oliver's setting up base camp. However, you've been climbing for a while, check if you can see base camp from here, or if there are rock formations in the way. It's good to keep your bearings.

don't go for a swim without your friend! that'd be mean!

>>764864
We're way far off. We can tell him about it later.

go back to oliver
ask for haircut.

t 2017/01/02(Mon)22:44 No. 770117 ID: d11a67
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you make your way down to the pool. just for a quick refresh before you head back. it's a pretty straight shot back to base camp, so the only thing you'll have to worry about is making good time.

you radio to oliver over your collar and tell him youre gonna check out some water. oliver says the cowboy chili is cooking real super.

t 2017/01/02(Mon)22:46 No. 770118 ID: d11a67
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you splash some water on your face. it's nice and cool. refreshingly cold without being TOO cold, you know?

rule one of doing adventures, always stick your bare mitts in weird liquids

t 2017/01/02(Mon)22:46 No. 770119 ID: d11a67
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it wouldnt hurt to give your feet a break and a soak. they earned it.

t 2017/01/02(Mon)22:46 No. 770120 ID: d11a67
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wouldn't hurt to splash a bit, either!

t 2017/01/02(Mon)22:47 No. 770121 ID: d11a67
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little-t-adven-ture! little-t-adven-ture! you chant as you dance.

t 2017/01/02(Mon)22:48 No. 770122 ID: d11a67
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you dab on em for good measure

t 2017/01/02(Mon)22:48 No. 770123 ID: d11a67
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uh

wait

wh

t 2017/01/02(Mon)22:49 No. 770124 ID: d11a67
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you try to move your feet, but youre stuck in some kind of... tar? some kinda underwater tar?

some kinda underwater tar that climbs your body?

that's just the worst

t 2017/01/02(Mon)22:51 No. 770125 ID: d11a67
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underwater tar that looks like it's actively pulling you deeper into it?

okay thats the worst

t 2017/01/02(Mon)22:54 No. 770128 ID: d11a67
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and some kinda weird shape is swimming towards you. kinda fast.

OKAY THATS REALLY THE WORST

>a) try to pull the tar off
>b) radio oliver and ask for major backup
>c) punch that weird shape in the snoot when it gets in range
>d) ask that weird shape for help

>add +1 to a suggestion to include screaming

A AND B +1

>>770128
B+D+1

>>770128
B and or D + 1 !!

D+1! D+1!

B + D + 1!!!

Be prepared to C if shape proves hostile.

t 2017/01/24(Tue)13:47 No. 774427 ID: d11a67
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oliver! you yell into the radio collar, oliver this is lima tango requesting backup on operation echo at angels one, situation's ultraviolet with hos-ages

what? oliver radios back

need help! slimy water! in canyon lake! scary! you yell

im on my way! olvier says

t 2017/01/24(Tue)13:51 No. 774430 ID: d11a67
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the situation's getting worse by the second. the tar's covering you more and more and pulling you down stronger and stronger

hey, shape! you yell. help! this is the worst thing to ever happen on an adventure! shape, please help!

t 2017/01/24(Tue)13:52 No. 774431 ID: d11a67
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you don't know how much longer you can stay above water. the tar pulls you deeper still. you dont know where the shape is, or if it hears you, or if it can help you at all

you keep screaming at it

t 2017/01/24(Tue)13:55 No. 774435 ID: d11a67
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you are now oliver

you made it to the canyon lake, but you can't see little t. you'll need to act very fast.

>a) tie your spoon to a rope and throw it and see if little t can grab it
>b) dive in and try to save your friend
>c) other (write in answer)

>>774435
Dive in, maybe its allergic to dog fur!

Tie the rope around yourself and secure the other end to a rock, so your can pull yourselves out. Then B.

>>774446
this!
hurry!!!

>>774435
A!

t 2017/03/02(Thu)15:24 No. 784276 ID: 6b704c
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she says her name is roly-poly

are you okay?

You're not okay, you're Oliver. And now you're offended.

Oliver seems to be okay, t is at any rate alive.

they are both cautiously happy to meet new friends. Is this her lake, and her planet?

Ask why the goop attacked you

>>784276
Make out with this attractive stranger who isn't your best friend obscured by a hallucination brought on by goo exposure and oxygen deprivation.

We are alive thanks to you!!!!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!

Who else lives here?

t 2017/03/21(Tue)13:35 No. 789346 ID: 3ab29c
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no!! oliver yells, you're very spooked and startled after the goop! why did the goop attack! the goop in your is scary!

roly-poly says its not her lake. she just comes here a lot to keep cool in the sun. she's never seen the goop attack like that before.

t 2017/03/21(Tue)13:41 No. 789348 ID: 3ab29c
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the goop is, well, she says, the goop's always been here. it eats things like bugs or leaves that land on the water. but it's been acting funny lately. it gets more and more daring and hungry over time, moving on to fish, until it stops and waits for its weird cycle to start again, but it hasnt stopped. its just gotten hungrier. a while longer and it might be able to consume her, despite her size.

how long has it been going on? you ask

it should've gone back to dormancy last season, she says

what's making it so hungry? oliver asks

t 2017/03/21(Tue)13:42 No. 789349 ID: 3ab29c
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you know, roly-poly says, looking into the distance

t 2017/03/21(Tue)13:43 No. 789350 ID: 3ab29c
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the temple shouldve come to life last season, too

Riotmode 2017/03/21(Tue)13:53 No. 789352 ID: 5bad12

>>789350
Oh fuck we're dealing with Grey Goo here arent we
All-consuming nanoroids that EAT EVERYTHING.

We gotta get to the temple.

So the 'temple is a part of a scientific research station that probably created, studied and controlled the 'goop', but now what ever people/systems they had in place are gone/broken.
We need to get to that tower.

How long is a season around?

>>789350
Guess we know where we're exploring next, then.

Let's head to the temple!