Why hasn't it worked out for you?

Because i live in this abandonned warehouse, it is as empty as my blank soul, except for this strange glowing syringe needle on the ground.

What should i do with it?

Spray it on the wall.

Crush it with your fist in anger.

>>746546
I accidently spilled some of it on a mice and to my reaction the mice turned very handesome and beutiful! His gray mane flow's in the air as if the wind passed around his black charcoal eyes were as shining as a diamond!

i can't belive my eyes, the mice turned into a bishie mice! good lord what was in that syringe?

>>746549
The cure to all your problems. Hope you save some for yourself.

>>746550
What must i do with this cure to all my problems?

>>746551
Spray it all over yourself.

>>746552
I spray a quarter of it so i can use it for later when i need it and i began my first transformation: My once bald head now grow's hair that is golden blonde but not too much givin me the short style, my ugly face start's shifting into a good looking face and my dirty eyes now changed from their mud brown to jade green! i have gained the Bishie starter form!

Inject directly into heart

>>746554
I gave it a small dshot in my filfthy black heart and now i feel a change! My once black heart has shed it's blackness into a red warm heart i feel more confident now! Whoever made this syringe is my one true god or godess now!

Go show the world your newfound bishie-ness!!

Now that i have gained some confidence, i go outside of the warehouse and i realized that my goal is going to take some works, look at all the peoples, they are all handsome/beautiful even the child are in those fields of bishies!

Oh yeah i almost forgot the most beautifull/handsome of the bishies is ranked number one in the Bishies top 50 bishies of the world damn i need to do something about it!

What should i do?

also for some reason there is 3 bags of gold on the ground for some apparent reasons, should i do something with it?

Wake up. This sequence of events is just too fortuitous, you must be dreaming.

>>746559
i am awake i live in a world where ugly and uncharming peoples are shunned by bishies, how do you explain why i lived in an empty warehouse?

A beautiful bishie like you has no need for gold! Your eyes sparkle brighter than any metal.

Bring the gold to the police. It may be some poor unfortunate's life savings.

>>746565
You're right a bishie such as myself as no need for gold!

So i decide to go to the bishie police (and yes this is a thing in this bishie world) They have noticed my jade green eyes and asked me what do i require!

I require that these 3 bags of gold be returned to their original owners who lost it!

And they returned the 3 bags of gold to a very beautiful woman, her hair are a ravenous black long covering her entire back, her face is that of a beauty, her eyes are an icy cold blue! Aluuring i tought to myself!

Should i say something to this beautifull woman or something?

Now that you're as beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside you can finally follow your life's dream, becoming a superhero. Disregard women, acquire justice. No one in the world is beautiful enough for you now anyway.

>>746572
Hahahaha becoming a super hero! What is this the 1950's? I still have my goal to become the most handesome/beautiful bishie ever remeber? And beside's there's the top 50 bishies that stand's in my path of glory!

If you kill all of the 50 top bishies then nobody will stand in your way

>>746583
You're right i MUST face the Top 50 bishies one at a time my goal is going to be perilous indeed, and if my memory is correct there was once a former #3 from the Top 50 but i heard he was retired and somewhere, should i find this former #3?

>>746580
>What is this the 1950's?
It could be, who knows? Life is full of mysteries.

You yearn for greatness, but for what purpose? What will you do once you reach the top? Will you perpetuate the system which hurt and scorned you? The system which forced you into a life of ugliness and solitude in a warehouse? No, you should rather burn it to the ground. be beautiful for those who can't be, and take away beauty from those who don't deserve it. Think of it: a beautiful man fighting a beautiful battle for a beautiful ideal, does not that suit you? Do you not deserve at least that much?

>>746585
And yeah, go find that guy. Learn his secrets then maybe kill him and take his power.

>>746592
I checked the date before living in the empty warehouse and the year is 3050!

Yeah this does sound intresting enough to become the #1 Bishie wich is also know as the title: King or Queen of all Bishies but mind you i used a small dose of the syringe not all of it so i'm only the type of handsome that you would see in a magazine.

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>>746594
I searched for this Former Bishie #3 and when i finally find him in a desolate palace to my suprise i know who Former #3 was: Dio Brando himself! i've heard so many things about him, also the rumors that his entire body minus his head once belonged to his brother but i'm sure it's only rumors!

Dio Brando: What is your buisness here young one?

I came here to seek knowledge of becoming the most Beautiful/Handsome of all Bishies, i want to become King of all bishies!

Dio Brando: Ahhh a young fresh one i see, i like your attitude and your goal AND your handsomeness, for this i will teach you the most ancients of techniques: The Bishie-Ripple!

*GASP* The Bishie-Ripple!? i have heard so many things about this legendary art of power!

Dio Brando: So my young pupil, do you want to achieve Bishie Perfection or not?

Yes i do want it, Master Dio!

So i train like a muda-fuka in the art of the Bishie-Ripple it wasn't easy but hey like the old saying: No Pain, No Gain!

Dio Brando: Your training is at last finished you have perfected the art of the Bishie-Ripple now go out there and become King of all Bishies!

What a great and handsome guy kinda wish he was my father i mean he and i both have gold like blonde hair but his eyes are a fiery orange while mine are a jade green!

I have gained a new level of Bishie: Gothic Bishie!

My golden blonde hair grew to reach the back of my neck while becoming pale my fair skin color start's paling while my lips turned black and gleaming my face reconstuct it self to that of a vampire as my average sexy body gained a few muscle giving me an athletic body type as i gain black eyeliners!

What should i do now?

Before i could do anything i felt the presence of someone very strong: It was Bishie #50 of the Top 50 Bishies!

>Well, well, well, if it isn't the Nameless peon! I have heard that you yearn to become Bishie #1 by defeating us the Top 50 Bishies!

It was Bishie #50: Hanzo the Burning Scorpion his Greyihs Black hair fashioned in a long ponytail is floating aloff in the air because of the wind, his muscular body is covered with scars from his entire upper body parts, his golden piercing eyes could melt iron if they wanted to and his full beard is as ever: magnificent!

>You'll never defeat we the Top 50 bishies for you are not handsome nor beautyful enough to defeat us all!

>>746542

>>746616
He speaks madness there is no such thing as not beautiful/handsome!

>>746688
You are right! Hanzo the Burning Scorpion is talking but madness here so i hit him with a reply!

You aren't as Handsome as the 49 rest of the Top 50 Bishies wich is why they ranked you 50th!

>How dare you say these words!? i am Ranked 50th because of my handsomeness!

It seem to have triggered him, what should i do now?

You may not be as handsome as he is, but you sure know how to hit people real hard. Beat him up!

>>746693
Very well i shall fight him to the death! First: I use words to hurt him mentally! Then: I'll unleashe a barrage of rapid punchings!

>You'll pay for damaging my beautiful chest!

He seem's even more triggered because of the beating i gave to him!

Should i finish him off with my Bishie-Ripple?

>>746696
Wait don't kill him yet maybe he's got answers to your questions!

>>746726
You're right, Hanzo may have the answers to my questions!

Alright Hanzo, answer me my questions: What are the Top 50 Bishies true intentions?

>We Top 50 are planning to eradicate all the uglies and uncharmings that were like you once!

Alright, now answer this one: What's the abilities of Bishie #49, 48 & 47?

>49 can manipulate Gravity, 48 can stick himself anywhere and 47 can shift her weight!

Intriging but now answer my final question: Who am i and what was i before-

>I'm afraid i cannot answer that one!

Why tho?

>Because i am dead. X_x

Ah dammit he died! What should i do now that i know of Bishie #49, 48 & 47 abilities?

>>746728
Absorb Hanzo's eye melter power so YOU can melt metal!

>>746731
And so i decided to absorb Hanzo's piercing eyes so I can melt metal.

I have gained the ability: Eye Melter! now i too can melt iron!

I decided to test my newly gained ability on a dumb looking statue made out of iron, i stared deeply at the statue then as expected, the Statue melted.

What should i do now voices in my head that i have been hearing since the beginning?

... It's pretty quiet, now i can finally think about the stuff i din't want the voices to find out about! *think's about the stars in the sky*

>>746749
Stop Dreaming about the stars like you were Javert and go find Bishie #49!

>>746801
You're right i should be focusing on my goal, where should i start first to find Bisie #49?

>>746802
Start by finding something in Hanzo's clothing there's gotta be a clue!

Follow your hunch. Bishie #49 is clearly in the sky, sparkling like a star!

>>746949
Let see my hunch is telling that is #49 can manipulate gravity, what would be the best place related to gravity?... A space staition Of course!

But how am i supposed to reach #49's space station?