Pick up golem's fist so you may give even bigger beatdowns.

>>865538
Do you have nightvision? Or a torch? Use whatever will let you see in there.

Githra Ushak 2018/02/07(Wed)13:30 No. 865567 ID: 1b55ef
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The room is small with a probably human skeleton behind a table with a large key on it. Githra hasn't actually seen any locked doors yet, but if she does, she'll be ready.

>>865567
Say hi the the skeleton. It might be one of those people skeletons instead of just a dead skeleton. If he doesn't say hi back steal his thighbone for a club. Also the key I guess.

>>865567
Punch skeleton

That skeleton has nothing holding it together, yet it is sitting up, I suspect undead. Before messing with the key scatter dem bones.

>>865567
Punch skeleton, acquire key.

No don't mess up the skeleton. What if you enrage its ghost?! Just hook a chair leg and drag it away.

examine this extremely fashionable chair, respect the skeleton for it's outstanding taste in furniture in life

Take no chances! Dropkick the skeleton!

Take no chances! Dropkick the skeleton!

That chair looks almost... goopy, somehow. High-five the skeleton's face.

Githra Ushak 2018/02/08(Thu)04:31 No. 865806 ID: 1b55ef
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Githra will not fall for any skeleton deception. She sends it scattering across the floor with a kick of immense power and skill.

The key is obtained as spoils of war.

>>865806
Steal the legbone!

>>865806
better get out before whatever ancient mechanism that decided to open this door decides to close it aswell

>>865806
Head back down the stairs, and then go to the right and hopefully don't get eaten by monsters of the deep.

Githra Ushak 2018/02/09(Fri)03:34 No. 866092 ID: 1b55ef
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Githra returns to the stairwell with the key and a newly plundered thigh bone, which is longer, more durable and possibly sharper than that rusted sword stump.

Down might be the obvious way to go, because dungeons generally get better the deeper they get, but it might be a ruse and the good stuff might be down the flat hallway.

This is trickier than it might seem at first glance.

take the hallway that is flat like boldchest

Overthinking is the real trap. Take the stairs that go downhill, like your luck.

>>866092
Go down on that dungeon

Fall down the stairs.

down is probably the way to go, but you should check out the hallway. It may lead to a dead end filled with loot.

>>866092
Hallways are awesome, don't be un-awesome.

Githra Ushak 2018/02/10(Sat)10:38 No. 866370 ID: 1b55ef
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>>866094
Githra moves down the hallway and finds a campfire with a figure sitting beside it.

"That's wot all ruckus was? A feckin' green skin trompin' about? Have at ye, ya overgrown, festerin' snotwad! Ah'll split ya from forehead to naval, ya snaggle toothed sack of overripe donkey dung!" he exclaims, scrambling to his feet as he heaves up his axe in a threatening manner.

I keep mashing the seduce key but nothing's happening

>>866370
"What the fuck are you doing here, shorty? Come to rub your stumpy dick against the rocks? I'll fuckin bash yer head in if you don't put down that axe, ya overgrown gnome!"

Finally, a mate with meat on his bones.

>>866370
I'm terribly sorry my bashing an obnoxious fucking golem to death disbursed your beauty rest, you hairy inbred midget.

For now, just trade insults with him, see if he's just posturing or if he's actually going to fight you. If he tries to fight you, feel free to kill him.

I'd say kick him in the jewels but he's probably too short for you to reach!

>>866370
Taunt alcoholic beard with key. Dwarves are easily distracted by gold.

Githra Ushak 2018/02/10(Sat)21:14 No. 866506 ID: 1b55ef
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"Sorry to disturb your beauty rest, you hairy inbred midget," Githra replies. "Better drop the axe before I bash your fuckin' head in!"

The dwarf advances, shifting his grip on the axe.
"See, I was just gonna kill ye out of obligation, but now aye'm gonna enjoy it, ya hoggish, lumpy, overgrown head ah belligerent lettuce."

Yeah, like he's ever seen leafy greens in his life!
Break your bone over his head and shove the pointy end in his eyes.

Block his attack with the bone. If possible hit the hilt of the axe instead of the blade. Not only the bone will be less likely to break, after doing that you can slide the bone up and take the axe from his hands.

>>866506
I suspect you won't win this fight. Retreat.

“You’ve probably spent so much time underground you’d mistake your mum for a carrot if she wore a green hat you angry little manlet!”

Oh yeah dodge and attack or whatever.

Seductively rattle your bone.

No one will witness his valor, if theres... no one around to hear.

>>866506
He's got more reach than you, and a real weapon.

Best bet might be a feint, get him to swing and miss. Then quickly brain him before he can get his axe back up.

Githra Ushak 2018/02/19(Mon)07:54 No. 868609 ID: 1b55ef
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The pair clash in mortal combat, the dwarf manages to strike first, but can't land a blow on Githra.
"Ngh! You've never seen your mom in a carrot hat!" she retorts, getting mixed up while trying to make a scathing remark.

Githra Ushak 2018/02/19(Mon)07:57 No. 868610 ID: 1b55ef
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Terrible insults aside, Githra manages to crack the dwarf firmly in the head. He staggers and flails his axe, making it easy for Githra to dodge. She makes a few wild swings at the confused dwarf, then lands a solid hit, dropping him like a sack of bricks.

finish him, then loot his shit.

>>868610
Take his axe and make sure he's dead.

Then look for loot, and relax by his fire.

Remove loincloth.

Insert penis.



In his stout hairy nethers.

Githra Ushak 2018/02/19(Mon)09:22 No. 868625 ID: 1b55ef
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>loot him

Axe.
Food.
Food.
Golden Key.

The dwarf had a key like the one Githra found. Not anymore though.

Enjoy food and fire.

I don't wish death upon this dwarf.

Snuggle him until he feels better.

Take it all, eat a food. One path left to go.

Take a trophy. The dwarf pride, his beard! Braid it than cut so you can carry.

Take his stuff and then wait for him to wake up. Tell him you warned him, now he gets to go home empty handed.

Githra Ushak 2018/04/29(Sun)09:53 No. 881492 ID: df66a2
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Githra steals the dwarf's belonging and the key and heads for the branch of the hall that she hasn't explored yet. There's a giant door with two keyholes that match the keys she just obtained.

>Snuggle him until he feels better.
Githra will go soft on the dwarf and only leave him for dead instead of smashing his skull in until she's absolutely sure he won't get back up.

Break the two keys off in the locks so you can't get locked in.

>>881492
Keys? For a door?

Yeah that's an obvious trap if you ever saw one.

Well might as well get to it.