make out with that broom

turn on the lightswitch, you fucking buffoon

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)11:40 No. 691259 ID: a42540
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>>691256

Bender gives the broom a chaste kiss. Bender is nothing if not a gentleman.

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)11:40 No. 691260 ID: a42540
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>>691257

The light switch doesn't seem to be working.

ok so clearly the next escape-the-room thing we have to do is check those drawers and that box. if there isn't a crowbar in one of them we're fucked

This closet isn't your bedroom right?
Actually seems a bit roomier than yours, even has a cabinet.
What is that mysterious THING on the door, that circle? Why isn't the door shooting up or sliding aside when you approach it?

activate your eyeball lights

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)12:18 No. 691268 ID: a42540
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>>691263

Bender activates his eye lights. They shine into the darkness, a beacon of hope in this cold, unfeeling world.

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)12:18 No. 691269 ID: a42540
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>>691261

Bender examines the wall cabinet first. It is stocked with his favorite things, such as his cigar box, a copy of SEXY ROBOBABES MONTHLY, and, of course, his iconic sudoku puzzle book.

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)12:18 No. 691270 ID: a42540
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The box on the floor is occupied by beer bottles. Half of them are empty already.

Bender will have to use his wits to get out of THIS wacky situation!

WITTILY use the broom to BEAT THE SHIT out of the vent cover/whatever that is on the ceiling. then u can crawl out through the vents. you could also similarly break down the door but that's less creative and adventurous

Bender! How have this many updates passed without you bending anything?!

Get to it. You're shaming your robot ancestors.

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)12:48 No. 691277 ID: a42540
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>>691272

Of course, bending things! The most obvious course of action. Ha ha, he should have done that hours ago!

Bender...

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)12:48 No. 691278 ID: a42540
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...Bender doesn't know why he didn't think of it sooner.

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)12:49 No. 691280 ID: a42540
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He reaches out to bend the door. The metal crunches in his hands helplessly, leaving a gap large enough to slide through.

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)12:49 No. 691281 ID: a42540
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Bender squeezes through the door and makes his way into the hall. The ship's emergency lights are on, so he turns his eyes off for now.

He says Bender is great or some other pointless shit.

>>691280
Bend the broom for good measure.

Bend.... yourself.

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)13:13 No. 691284 ID: a42540
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>>691283

Bender isn't in THAT kind of quest, little man.

Tell that closet to kiss your shiny metal ass and go investigate the cockpit for Fry and Leela.

>>691281
Lookout the window. See anything dire? Like other ships out to kill you, or a looming crash?

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)14:34 No. 691291 ID: a42540
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>>691287

Bender looks out for the window. Nothing waits for him there -- just the vast and empty expanse of space, and his roguishly handsome reflection in the glass.

Bend that door......s hinges to open it then go find Fry.


Or preferably beer.

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)14:34 No. 691293 ID: a42540
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>>691285

That's right! How could we forget fan favorites Fry and Leela? He goes bounding off own the hallway, whistling a jaunty tune.

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)14:34 No. 691294 ID: a42540
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The cockpit door is up ahead.

>>691294
Hey! Is that blood? What have you told those inconsiderate humans about leaving their fluids everywhere! Someone could trip!

FOOL! YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THE BOOZE!

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)15:04 No. 691297 ID: a42540
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>>691295

Aw sweet, a free knife! Now about that booze...

Quick steal his wallet.

bring him back to life with true love's kiss

Oh no, that 50% off coupon for negative fifty cents that you and the rest of the crew were never going to use has been TORN IN HALF!

Who's the dead guy?

>Aw sweet, a free knife!
Yes, clearly this is our priority.

But wait, who's that, conveniently just out of frame?!

stab him more times. make sure he is dead

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)15:49 No. 691307 ID: a42540
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oh god

oh god oh god oh god

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)15:49 No. 691308 ID: a42540
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no. no no no. it cant be

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)15:49 No. 691309 ID: a42540
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>>691303

fry

they killed him

hes dead. fry is dead

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)15:49 No. 691310 ID: a42540
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you never even got to tell him how much you-- you--

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)15:50 No. 691311 ID: a42540
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>>691302

oh philip j fry you beautiful dead bastard

look for fry's wallet. he would've wanted you to have it

bender... we have to go back...

back to the future

use time travel code.

bend the corpse

Fry will be back by next week Bender.
Just get him to a hospital, he's survived both a pipe and a giant bee stinger going through him, he's fine. Let's find Leela so we can get him to the nearest space hospital.

Oh no, wait, you're rehearsing for a All my Circuits audition again, aren't you? I thought Calculon would have a restraining order on you by now, but he forgets you exist so often. Well, keep at it. Your performance was SUB-corny, needs more accentuation on the "bastard".

BEND THE CORPSE

BEND TIME we will make sure this never happens!

gun

>>691317
B E N D I T

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)16:23 No. 691323 ID: a42540
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>>691312
>>691301

Bender's mind is wracked with an unknowable grief. He slips his hand into Fry's jacket, desperate, searching for something, anything to remember him by --

His fingers close around leather, still warm with the ghost of fading body heat, and he draws out a wallet --

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)16:23 No. 691325 ID: a42540
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It's too much.

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)16:23 No. 691326 ID: a42540
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>>691315
>>691317
>>691320

Ah.

Of course.

They had discussed this before. Long, quiet nights, after everyone else in the crew had gone to sleep. What would happen when Bender outlived him. How Fry wanted to go out.

He just never imagined it so soon. And not like this.

Never like this.

Bender lifts Fry's corpse and prepares to bend.

There is a noise at the door.

Bender you must to wear frys red coat shirt thing as a reminder to remember him
Remember hiiiim
Remember hiiiim

QUICKTHROWTHECORPSEATTHEDOORSOTHEYCANTGETIN

Leela!

Well, better destroy all humans then.

>>691326
Why are we being so melodramatic, it's not like he hasn't died before, we just need to get him to the professor.

Use your X-ray vision to look through the door.

>>691326
The murderer! Clearly the only other person on the ship! Get em!

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)16:54 No. 691337 ID: a42540
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>>691328
>>691334

Bender panics and hefts the corpse over his head in preparation for an attack!

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)16:54 No. 691338 ID: a42540
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>>691329

Planet Express captain and beloved franchise icon Turanga Leela enters the room.

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)16:55 No. 691339 ID: a42540
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Turanga Leela says Bender.

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)16:55 No. 691340 ID: a42540
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Turanga Leela says What the fuck Bender

QUICKTHROWITATHERYOUGOTTADOIT

break down into acidtears
"They killed him, Leela! Someone drove a knife into his inferior meatbag back!"

>>691340
Accuse her of murdering your sweet beautiful Fry. She's the only other one on board, it had to have been her!

BEND
CORPSE

What's going on Leela! Where were you, I WAS TRAPPED IN A CLOSET!

>>691340
Bend Leela!

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)19:29 No. 691381 ID: a42540
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>>691345

Bender accuses Leela of the murder!

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)19:29 No. 691382 ID: a42540
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Leela says that's ridiculous. What reason could she possibly have to kill Fry? She's just as upset as Bender is!

sneaf 2016/01/02(Sat)19:29 No. 691383 ID: a42540
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Bender apologies. Bender says he knows that on some level. Bender says he's really stressed out and has a lot to deal with.

Leela says she knows. Leela says it's okay.

Bender says I'm sorry. Bender says I can't... remember anything clearly. If -- if only I could think straight for a second.

Leela puts a sympathetic hand on his shoulder.

cry. cry robot tears.

You need a drink.

Unscrew Leela's eyebulb.

Emergency systems reboot!

This is not the time for crying, this is the time for vengeance! Fry's murderer is escaping retribution as we speak!

B E N D L E E L A

you need beer

>>691318
YES realize your greatest potential by BENDING SPACE AND TIME!!!!

or if that doesn't work then we must find the killer, and there is only one being cold, unfeeling and jealous enough to do this
Zoidburg

Ask Leela if we can take Fry to the hospital.
You didn't even check his pulse.

>>691393
Bend the Liar! (It's Leela)