Buzz 2015/12/16(Wed)05:13 No. 689114 ID: 3155f9
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Rang: Well, Dan and Marty, what's with the snarky tone? Where's the heroic spirit? Where are your costumes? Boy, you two must be new to the business, somebody oughtta show you the ropes!

This wacko's talking big for someone who's probably only had his powers for less than a week.

Add Rang to party: Y/N?

N

"Ha ha, whatever dude, see you later or probably never, we're just going to fuck around with portals and shit"

Tell him that he's probably breaching some copyright law with a name like that.

Ask him if he noticed how that one wasn't actually attacking anyone and just stood there screaming. What if it was a person that got transformed or something?

N
Nah we're good for now. But hey we were about to go eat some Chinese food, want to join us?

costumes cost money and are kind of pain in the ass. You either spend a lot of money to get one made or you spend a lot of time to make one. Plus we're only out for a food run.

Also is there a trash can around here somewhere or a dumpster? If so you could open a portal beneath the dead monster and just dump it into that. Cleans the streets and you don't have to look at it any more.

(N)
Do I feckin' know you, mate?

can't combo our powers too well until our portals have better range.

>>689114
N.

Open a portal under his feet, 'port him to the top of a building or something.

Hah, N.
Make him kick himself in the dick with portals. That's what you get for being a thoughtless killer, dick.

>>689207
>>689199
Maybe if he ends up getting more aggressive, no need to pick fights.

Buzz 2015/12/17(Thu)08:30 No. 689314 ID: 3155f9
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You supress the urge to make him kick himself in the dick. You don't want to pick a fight.
Dan: We'll pass. Besides, what kind of hero goes for the kill when nobody's in immediate danger?
Rang: Ah... Alright. Suit yourselves.
Rang has not joined your party.

Buzz 2015/12/17(Thu)08:31 No. 689315 ID: 3155f9
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Rang helped you drag the corpse off the street, then went back the way he came from.
Marty: Is there a dumpster somewhere around here?
Dan: No, man. No.
Marty: Well there's got to be one within walking dist-
Dan: That's not what I meant. It feels wrong to just dump it. It'd be... Disrespectful.
Marty: Are you going hippie on me?
Dan: I'm just saying that it's not the same as the one before. This one was timid. It deserves a bit of respect. I don't fucking know, man, just don't fucking dump it with the rest of the trash, it's not right.
Marty: Alright, you're the boss, man. Guess we'll just leave it here and get going?
Dan: Yeah.

Buzz 2015/12/17(Thu)08:32 No. 689317 ID: 3155f9
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You head off towards the Chinese food joint.
What you did was different than Rang. That one was directly threatening the life of an innocent. Praise is nice and all, but you don't need to prove yourself to anyone. You're just doing what good you reasonably can.
Right?


Marty: Dude, look at this!

Buzz 2015/12/17(Thu)08:32 No. 689318 ID: 3155f9
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Marty's floating above the ground.
Marty: If I repulse towards the ground, I can sit in midair! Look, no hands!

Buzz 2015/12/17(Thu)08:33 No. 689319 ID: 3155f9
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After a bit of walking (and floating), you hear commotion around the corner.
Girl: Oh y... you two have powers. Oh thank God. You have t... The police won't be here fast enough, you have to go fight that thing.
She continued running before you could ask her anything.

Buzz 2015/12/17(Thu)08:34 No. 689320 ID: 3155f9
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Dan: Chineeeeese.
Marty: Well she did look sorta Asian, but what does that have to do with anything?
Dan: You know what I meeeeean.
Marty: Are you serious right now?
Dan: Marty, we're not the only suckers with powers in Downtown City, I'm starving, and we've barely even gotten our powers. If it's anything serious we'll get our asses handed to us on a silver platter. Come ooooon.
Marty: We have to at least take a look.
What will you do?

Punch girl in the face.

Knock her unconscious in case this is a trick, and then deal with the monster.

Tell her to show you the way and describe what you'll be up against.

>>689322
It's not a trick. there's another terrified person in the background.

>>689323
she's already run off though, how bout making a portal view port?

>>689320
Ugh, fiiiiiiiiiine.

She asked us to help, we should probably help out.

Look around the corner with portals.

Portal view the thing, ask what that girl got, powerwise, and if it is big or has thick limbs, we aid evacuating citizens until we get bored/ someone else helps out.

Port peek.

>>689320
At least take a look.

Use portal to spy around corner.

Buzz 2015/12/17(Thu)11:07 No. 689338 ID: 3155f9
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Using a portal, you look around the corner.

Oh boy.

welp looks like someone(thing?) rose from the dead, kickass time again?

Just sever the legs. Easy.

Oooh, that guy looks like bad news.
But yanno what would be great? Eye poke! Portal eye poke that guy. Even better if Marty can repel like a stick or something into that eye. Like a Video game!

can you just pull the portal infinite loop thing and then just remove the bottom portal once it gets going to full speed. I know we just bitch about that guy killing the other one but I'm getting hungry damnit.

>>689338
Oh lordy, that guy killed her baby...

Portal its foot into its face.

two of the same kind? that makes me less inclined to think these are 'random monsters'

Buzz 2015/12/17(Thu)14:06 No. 689364 ID: 3155f9
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Marty: This looks like grade A major trouble.
Dan: No shit, huh.
Marty: So what's the plan?
Dan: I can drop a portal in front of its eye, then you repulsor punch it.
Marty: I like the idea of cutting its limbs off more.

Buzz 2015/12/17(Thu)14:06 No. 689365 ID: 3155f9
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Dan: You do realise that means you have to knock me out, wake me back up, six times, without getting torn in half by a monster who can get to you as long as it has more than one limb?
Marty: Optimistic.
Dan: I don't want to fucking die.

Buzz 2015/12/17(Thu)14:07 No. 689366 ID: 3155f9
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Marty: Okay, you could drop portals under its feet and lock it in place.
Dan: If you had been paying any kind of attention you would know that I can't keep more than two open. Even then, it has four arms. It can improvise.
Marty: So cut them off!
Dan: Marty, you're a dumbass.
Marty: I know.
Dan: At this rate I'm just gonna make it kick itself in the dick.
Marty: Come on Dan, it doesn't even have a dick. Look.

Buzz 2015/12/17(Thu)14:08 No. 689369 ID: 3155f9
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Marty: Hey Dan, real talk. I wouldn't mind being that monster.
Dan: What?
Marty: Getting wrapped up by a broad like that is kinda hot.
Dan: I don't see how.
Marty: That's because you're a plebeian.
Dan:...
Marty: It's the truth.
Dan: Whatever.

She seems confident enough to stand on that monster for a smoke break. Do you walk over to her (+Marty mood) or head for the Chinese food joint (-Dan nagging)?

let's grab some food first. Shit's kinda moving fast so it might be nice to actually plan on what the hell we should actually be trying to do other then grab some breakfast without having to fight a monster ever other block.

>>689369
Go talk to her.

we could always split up right?

Chinese food > Death by suffocation

Let's go eat already, she seems to have this under control.

talk/hit on

Approach, but stay out of the monster's reach.

Hey, if you put a portal under each foot, your foot could stand on your other foot. and you could lift both portals up to fly!

>>689369
'Sup.

Approach her, introduce yourselves as fellow empowered and thank her for incapacitating the creature for you.

If she's amiable enough, provided that Marty promises to keep his Internet-tier input to a minimum, invite her for some Chinese after you dispose of the monster.

We should ask her if there's a lot more of these things around or if we have time to go get some Chinese food. I mean seriously, we know jack shit about how bad the situation is besides that we're running into a lot of superpowered folks around here. If things are decent we invite her to join us and talk about it.