Plugger 2015/11/09(Mon)17:20 No. 682823 ID: b41e8d
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Showering in front of you, is the best ass, you have ever seen in your life. If you don't do something, you'll regret it forever.

Do you know who she is? If not, try and introduce yourself.

>>682823
Take a nap. You'll regret being tired forever.

Seriously? You feed an ass carrots and apples and get them to carry your coffee beans down the mountain. What is in front of you is not an ass but a woman, you talk to her and maybe invite her out on a date if she seems interested.

Plugger 2015/11/09(Mon)18:16 No. 682844 ID: e77b84
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You realise the best way to approach her is to just start talking.

You: "Hi,i'm Adam"
Showering girl: "You wan't something, Adam?"
You: "I just wanted to ask you..."
She turns around, takes one look at your scar and says "fuck off, freak"

"Why are you so fucking hideous? You look like someone stuck a mangy dog's tail on top of a mushroom."

>>682848
If it wasn't clear, not insulting the artstyle, just insulting her.

>>682844
Wow okay fine.

Wait until she turns around again then grab a handful of that ass. That's the best you can hope for, seems like, and you'll probably just get slapped or punched for it. No regrets.

Mission: Failed. If we have to resort to, "Negging," in order to get a girl's attention we're in the deep end of a sociopath's game that I can't help you with.

You know what, it seems like we have to go really basic here. The women you should approach to talk to should be ones who aren't 1) busy with something else they don't want to be distracted from, and 2) may be interested in talking with you. That's not gonna be someone in the middle of taking a shower unless they give you an invitation.
So let's start from the beginning. Who are you, why are you here, what are you looking for, how much time have you got, what resources, friends and allies do you have, and what particular enemies or other difficulties do you face?

>>682856
I'm not suggesting we neg her, I just think she's a jackass who deserves to be insulted.

>>682859
She may or may not be a jackass, but our damn autistic avatar tried to talk to her while she was showering so that was a justified response on her part.

Come on dude, if she's so shallow that she's repulsed by your manly scar, shit's just not meant to be. Move on. There's plenty of ass in the sea.

Plugger 2015/11/11(Wed)08:08 No. 683234 ID: adfdaf
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>>682856
Ok, lets add some context here.
Name: Adam Cannary
Occupation: photographer
Age: 24
Location: California beach

You are recent college graduate with a love of fine arts and rock music. You have a scar on your left cheek and a vivid imagination.
This morning you found your girlfriend trying to hide a pair of male underwear that don't belong to you. Shortly after breaking up with her, you came to the beach to clear your head.

>>683234
Dude, what if your gf just likes dressing up in men's clothing? :)

>>683249
Then we've still broken up with her in an argument, and she wouldn't have been hiding just the one pair either.

Dude, you're a photographer, shouldn't you be carrying your camera and asking ladies if they'd let you take their pictures for your portfolio? It's one thing to tell a girl that you think she's pretty but it's another thing again to act like you professionally mean it: Sincerity (and sufficiently-good fake sincerity) can be worth a fair bit in flattery. At worst you should get some practice and nice pics in, and at best maybe you'll get lucky with someone that's got a little bit of an exhibitionist kink who wants to have sex with a guy who gives her 9"x14" glossies of the highlights.

>>683249
Yeah, way to be insensitive!

Plugger 2015/11/11(Wed)15:17 No. 683356 ID: adfdaf
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That's true! Chicks do dig guys with cameras. You run over to your bag, grab your vintage polaroid (5 pictures left) and head in the oposite direction from Shower Bitch.

Wait, vintage Polaroid with five snaps? You don't have anything electronic or otherwise with more capacity than that, like a damn cellphone? Do you seriously not have any DSLRs handy?

Trial run with the camera and if it works with the five, get more

Take nude pics, sell em and buy hooker with the profit