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649411 No. 649411 ID: 7ef901

We ignore every previous shenanigan related activity for a bit and pull a yet another scientist character switch. This switch seems to take forever, maybe even such a long time that it could be considered two years of waiting, but in reality it was just a couple seconds.
We now become our friendly neighborhood creep/Genetics Engineer/Furry/Freak/Abomination of a human being, Eran.
What sort of bullshittery will this guy do as he seems to be meeting the end of his days?

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No. 651687 ID: 7ef901
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This doesn't look quite as it should, you decide that Niksa should reboot everything. Reboot memory systems, imagination drive and microwave for maximum results. Sadly the only one with this ability is Wakebat who hasn't been shoved into an emergency energy pod fueling the Auto-Tester.
But un-sadly we become Wakebat who can do all these things. Wow! Switching characters is an amazing option! No wonder it's always the first thing you should suggest.

Wakebat has luckily not been shoved into these machines unlike his human comrades since he's not a very suitable source of nutrition, same goes for Lil' Jim. Wakebat has decided to first go into the control room belonging to Niksa, labelled N-1.
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No. 651691 ID: 7ef901
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651691

You might have a hard time telling apart fiction from fact but you know when you're in a simulation.. (Plus you can never forget your cool third arm you've grown emotionally (and Physically) attached to.
You pray for a bit that the murder bots didn't chop it off of you.)
The voices in your simulated head don't hesitate telling you that it's your job to escape and rescue your friends, even if they don't need saving (but probably do).
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No. 651694 ID: 46df9e

While Wakebat takes care of Niksa, let's check on another character; let's try to make someone else aware they're in a simulation so Lil' Jim can try to wake them.
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No. 651697 ID: 57d76a

Niksa: poke giant floating colored rectangles. This can only help.
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No. 651701 ID: 7ef901
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651701

Niksa pokes one of the giant floating rectangles. It seems to be a block made out of liquid.
This sort of reminds you of minecraft. A lot of the things that's been happening to you seems to remind you of video games for some strange reason, first Portal, then Ruby quest and now Minecraft. What's next? Silent hill?
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No. 651704 ID: 46df9e

Begin making tools out of the colored blobs: an axe, pickaxe, etc. Also make a pig wearing a saddle to ride.
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No. 651705 ID: 7ef901
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651705

We switch to Erivich who's starting to accept his wet fate. He recently sent out Niksa to the control center in order to help him escape from this flooding test chamber. But he feels like soon she'll be dead due to how much of a schizophrenic fuck she is.
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No. 651709 ID: 57d76a

>>651701
Ruby Quest is a video game now?

Erivich: have an odd sense of deja vu.
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No. 651713 ID: 7ef901
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Niksa begins making objects out of the colored blobs including an axe, pickaxe, shovel, a hoe, and a pig with a saddle. Having all this adventurous gear reminds her of her younger days consisting of playing a multitude of video games, her favorite of course being Ruby Quest for the Atari 2600.
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No. 651714 ID: 7ef901
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651714

Erivich begins having a strange sense of Deja Vu, he's been in this exact same situation before.
Using his extremely above average memory he flashbacks to when he was a baby, almost drowning in the bath tub because his parents forgot him there while they were in church.
This memory lowers Erivich's happiness by 5.
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No. 651729 ID: 6b0329

Flying octopus with laser eyes, do you exist yet?
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No. 651739 ID: bcfa35

Take the pill, control the matrix, save the girl, and become the robot-controled future's messiah!
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No. 651745 ID: 7ef901
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651745

We take a moment to ask ourselves if the flying octopus with laser eyes exists yet.
By taking a gander at what Eran's doing we can see that yes, The flying octopus with laser eyes is a thing which exists in the realm of virtual reality.
Isn't technology amazing?
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No. 651750 ID: 46df9e

Well at least Eran has not turned himself into his fursona in here yet.
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No. 651752 ID: 330ce5

Switch to Jobe, or anyone else really. Leaving Eran alone is the best and only option.
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No. 651765 ID: 7ef901
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651765

We switch to Jode, Leaving Eran alone was the best and only option.
Jode seems to not have enough nutrition in order to have a simulation so he's just in a digital void. His lack of nutrition is most likely caused by the blood loss of his previous stabbing.
We check our new stat system which seems to be the Nutrition system.
N-1 = Niksa
N-2 = Erivich
N-3 = Laurence
N-4 = Eran
N-5 = Jode
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No. 651782 ID: 7ef901
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651782

Niksa does the obligatory simulationary tasks, just like how she always said
"Take the pill, control the matrix, save the girl, and become the robot-controled future's messiah!"
Thanks to her minecraft inspired gear, she manages to do all this with no problem.
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No. 651783 ID: 330ce5

Lil' jim go bug Laurence. Wakebat try to wake up Niksa, destroy the dream.
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No. 651973 ID: 7ef901
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651973

Lil' Jim checks up on Laurence who for some odd reason doesn't have a simulation and seems to not have any of her blood being actively pumped out.
You don't know whether this is a good or bad thing.
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No. 652098 ID: ec4da8

It is a good thing. This could only mean that this is some sort of supernatural being that we're dealing with here.
Lil' Jim, check to see if there's any supernatural happenings in the nearby area.
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No. 652099 ID: e52b6e

>>651973
Do The Macarena... Show off those sick moves!!!
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No. 652102 ID: e52b6e

SUGGESTION: Everybody Do The Flop!!!
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No. 652106 ID: 330ce5

Lil' Jim should search Laurence's pockets for stuff.
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No. 652112 ID: 556f64

>>652099
>>652102

Congratulations on not realising that your ID hash is visible for all to see, you moron!
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No. 652140 ID: 0ce360
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652140

Before going back to examining the area in look for supernatural spooks, you examine Laurence's pockets.
You find a pack of cigarettes, an arm (Gross), and a apple.
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No. 652142 ID: 0ce360
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652142

We put on our spookenings detective metaphorical hat and dedicate this time towards discovering any paranormal activity. Lil' Jim goes out to the center of all the rooms, to his right (Our left), is the hallway leading to the emergency exit, to his left (Our right), is the hallway leading to the Auto-Tester.
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No. 652167 ID: ec4da8

Lil' Jim must o to the exit, no matter what he may think about.
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No. 652271 ID: ec4da8

Go to the exit. Usually supernatural shit lies in the place where you THINK you can leave.
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No. 652283 ID: 0ce360
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652283

Lil' Jim ignores all previous thoughts and heads towards the exit.
It seems to be a ladder leading to a hatch which reads "Fire Escape Only".
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No. 652340 ID: e52b6e

Cause a fire, obviously!
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No. 653459 ID: 0ce360
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653459

You don't exactly know how to start a fire without any tools...
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No. 653478 ID: e8dcb5

scratch the word 'fire' into the wall, then escape it.
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No. 653531 ID: 330ce5

Go find some tool-making materials to make tools to create fire.
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No. 653780 ID: 0ce360
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653780

You go around and gather whatever tool-making tools you can find. You raid everyone's inventory and make an item pile in the center.
Your pile of bullshit contains
1 Apple
2 Arms
2 Lab Coats
1 Pack of Cigarettes
1 empty plastic bag
1 Lighter
1 Artificial Intelligence Chip 0342
1 knife
1 Pair of glasses
1 Motivational Note
1 Jar
Let's see how your far these can help in your quest of pyromania.
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No. 653789 ID: 46df9e

Shred both lab coats with your teeth. Pile the shredded cloth then attempt to operate the lighter to set all the cloth on fire.
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No. 653794 ID: e114bc

Use the note as tinder.
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No. 653801 ID: 0ce360
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653801

You scratch the word 'fire' into the wall using the knife. You'd escape it but sadly it doesn't open the hatch so there's nowhere to escape to.
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No. 654009 ID: 330ce5

Take an arm wrap it in a shirt then set the whole thing on fire with the lighter.
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No. 654069 ID: e15255

wakebat do the thing with thing please!
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No. 655374 ID: 0ce360
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655374

You do the logical thing of actually using the lighter and then taking both the arm and shirt and combining them, forming a SHIRT WRAPPED ARM.
Yes, a very clever name. You would pat yourself on the back for that but alas your arm/legs are too tiny for that sort of thing.
But as usual things just can't be that easy, it seems that the lighter is empty.
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No. 655378 ID: 0ce360
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655378

Wakebat proceeds to do a thing with a thing (Of course we can't see what he does due to the vagueness of the action, leaving us in a fog of mystery! Wow! :^ O )
But whatever the thing does causes all simulating blobs to disappear. This would lower Niksa's happiness but she sort of knew that one day she'd have to say goodbye to her alternate simulative life.
Now she's just stuck in a really boring void...
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No. 655405 ID: 6b0329

You are in a prison of the mind, free yourself Niksa! You have the strength of crazy will to break free, unlike those other chumps!
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No. 655421 ID: 330ce5

Lil' Jim go search for on of those convenient lighter recharge stations.
Wakebat please read the manual and figure out how to help the humans.
Finally Jobe, shadow box to combat the boredom of the void.
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No. 657338 ID: 0ce360
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657338

Niksa tries to overexert the machine via pulling a highly dangerous "Life Hack". She attempts to boost up her memory stat to the max via taking advantage of being inside the computer and accessing all security footage. After doing so she tries to render each one of those frames all at once.
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No. 657339 ID: 0ce360
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657339

Wakebat decides that it's time to read up on the manual for the machine, thankfully his skills in reading pornography pass over to his skills in general reading making him be able to read this pretty fast.
After finishing reading the manual it seems that the only solution is death in the simulation to wake subjects up.
This isn't surprising taking into account that everyone that worked in this area was a sadistic bastard.
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No. 657341 ID: 0ce360
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657341

Jode comes to terms with the fact that he's about to die and decides to finally cross off the last thing on his bucket list.
Learning how to shadow box.
Luckily the familiar mysterious figure hands you what seems to be a youtube video that'll help you earn this skill much faster.
You're pretty amazed that in the realm of simulation people can just physically hand youtube videos.
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No. 657366 ID: 0ce360
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657366

Lil' Jim decides that his best option if he's ever gonna refill the lighter is to go to a conveniently place lighter refuel station.
Too bad those places don't exist so you decide to go to the second best option that might as well be considered a refill station.
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No. 657368 ID: 0ce360
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657368

You go to the Auto Tester's pod where all the nutrition goes in, inside this pod there's a fucking monstrosity who's just on constant life support. You grab one of the many tubes connected to her and refill your lighter with it. A little known fact is that a lot of the scientist here have blood that can be used as lighter fluid. This isn't surprising taking into account that everyone that works here is pretty fucked up.
You're pretty positive that everyone here has at least 7 different types of cancers.
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No. 657417 ID: 330ce5

Erivich try to breath underwater to escape flooding room.
Eran attempt autoerotic asphyxiation with your octopus laser bub.
Lil' Jim, go burn something.
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No. 657833 ID: 46df9e

Lil 'Jim: Hug the auto tester pod, and tell it you don't hate it for being a sin against nature. Then assure it we will find a way to save it too.
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