Forge a scythe.

Eat a fellow demon.

Play soccer or rugby using baby souls.

chirps 2015/06/19(Fri)12:44 No. 649384 ID: 324890
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You magick up the coolest of cool scythes from the fiery landscape that is comprised of children screams. This makes you happy.

chirps 2015/06/19(Fri)12:45 No. 649385 ID: 324890
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Baby soul soccer does sound like fun, you would need to find some baby souls... and friends to play the soccer.

chirps 2015/06/19(Fri)12:47 No. 649388 ID: 324890
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Oooh, but you are hungry... you can tell because the tummy area is making the noise that angry monsters make when they are annoyed. What do you do? Remember, keep is simple and one sentence.

>_____

Eat self.

chirps 2015/06/19(Fri)12:54 No. 649392 ID: 324890
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You nibble on your arm, You find that demons (yourself included) Do not taste good and you would rather have something else... maybe pancakes made with evil blueberries or something?
>___

Find hot babe and eat her, if you know what I mean.

chirps 2015/06/19(Fri)13:09 No. 649399 ID: 324890
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You don't know what that means, and you wonder if you should set the babe on fire before or after you meet her.

>___

Go hunt a hell beast and gorge on its meats.

Consume the wails of the fallen.

chirps 2015/06/19(Fri)13:40 No. 649408 ID: 324890
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You hunt down the nearest hell-beast diner and ask the man if he has any hell-beast meat and wails of the fallen that You can order.
The man replies that yes, obviously a hell-beast diner has hell-beast meat. He can make a fine hell-beast burger for you if you want or a decent hell-beast steak. He also asks if you want your wails to be with or without pulp.

>_______

We'll have the burger without a pickle and take our wails with pulp.

Burger and with Pulp; make sure to ask if the burger comes with fries.

Go to that cool restaurant where you get to eat really awesome food in front of an audience of damned souls who are always hungry and never allowed to eat anything.

chirps 2015/06/19(Fri)14:25 No. 649432 ID: 324890
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You order the burger with no pickle and wails with pulp. A hungry enslaved wretch shambles up with the meal ready, you are surprised at how fast they can make it and compliment the owner. The owner says that his sinners are the best workers in most of the seven hells.
You ask if the meal comes with fries, the owner sadly replies that there haven't been enough cruel dictators in the human world to supply enough fries for small diners like his.
You pay the owner of the hell-beast diner and fill your belly with pulpy wails of the fallen and a tasty hell-beast burger, Now you wonder what you should do next.

>____

Create more cruel dictators so that all may eat fries. We need fries and by Beelzebub's middle toe we will have some.

Go to the local theater, I hear there is a new singer that really has the perfect lungs for pained screams.

chirps 2015/06/19(Fri)14:55 No. 649442 ID: 324890
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>>649435
You absolutely wanna do this, you wanna travel to the human world and create so many dictators because everyone wants some good fries!!!
You are gonna go on this adventure right away-

chirps 2015/06/19(Fri)14:56 No. 649443 ID: 324890
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After you go to the theater and get permission to travel to the human world from your father.

chirps 2015/06/19(Fri)14:59 No. 649444 ID: 324890
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It looks like the theater is stocked full of good movies, looks like the lineup is-
-Happy Kill-more :it's a love story
-Bump in the night: porn
-Creation of the seventh layer: boring documentary
-Oral Abduction: fan favorite sci-fi flick (it's about aliens)
and
-Breaking outta Heaven: an action movie based on a true story

You wonder which movie you should go see.

>______

>You can do anything, as long as it's something simple and can be stated in one sentence.

Become incapable of doing anything that can be stated in one sentence.

Watch some porn then go catch the 2nd half of that action movie.

Buy a ticket to Creation of the seventh layer and then theater hop to whatever.

Porn then fap in the theater.

Bump in the night, but watch the other moviegoers instead.

i'm gonna take a break for the night and pick this up hopefully tomorrow

>>649444
Watch Happy Kill More.

>>649444
porn then catch the last half of the aliens

chirps 2015/06/22(Mon)20:55 No. 650232 ID: 324890
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You venture up to collect a ticket for "Bump in the NIght," But the ticket dealer demon denies you a ticket for that movie, the dealer explains that if a kid like yourself is caught in that movie that he would be flayed for a century. He suggests that you watch the documentary, he also explains that if you attempt to do a movie hop to that particular movie that he will take you with him to be flayed.

chirps 2015/06/22(Mon)20:56 No. 650234 ID: 324890
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You don't like documentaries, they are boring... and they suck. But you wanna watch a movie, which movie do you eventually decide to go to?

>____

>>650234
Obvious thing to do is get a ticket for another movie, then sneak into the one you wanted.

Buy popcorn somewhere else and go spy on people.

Breaking outta heaven then.

Oral Abduction

>>650234
RUBY!
The Musical!

>>650234
The life of Kome

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)15:34 No. 650505 ID: 324890
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You buy a ticket to the documentary instead... it's obviously sucks. Yep, time to skip to another movie.

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)15:35 No. 650506 ID: 324890
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As you hop out to go move to the action flick you notice another demon is coming to movie hop too.

Since you are shy you just wonder what she is going to see, though You could try to ask her.
But do you?

>_____

yes, duh

Nope, just follow her and pretend you were already going the same way.

Something's wrong. Use all your detective skills to analyze her. It's SO evil...

No, you are too shy. Just follow her into whichever movie she goes to.

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)19:47 No. 650557 ID: 324890
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You decide not to interact with the girl demon and follow her into the movie she is going to see, You are surprised that she goes deeper into the cinema to a showing that isn't listed on the front board. You've never heard of the movie showing but go in to sit and watch anyway.

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)19:47 No. 650558 ID: 324890
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"I'm a manly cat, meee-ow!"

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)19:48 No. 650559 ID: 324890
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"And I am a feminine bunny-"

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)19:48 No. 650560 ID: 324890
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"And we must escape this GLEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNN"

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)19:49 No. 650561 ID: 324890
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YOU HATE THIS MOVIE ALREADY, WHY DID YOU CHOOSE TO GO INTO A MOVIE THAT HAS SINGING- ESPECIALLY BAD SINGING!? You take in the horrible atmosphere of the movie and still hate the... everything of it.
Why are you even here!?

>________

You came here because girl was cute.

Look at the girl you followed. Does she hate it too, or does it look like she's actually enjoying this crap?

chirps 2015/06/24(Wed)20:00 No. 650564 ID: 324890
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You look over to the girl that you followed in, assuming no demon in hell would enjoy a movie like this... You are caught off guard when you notice that she seems to like it... Are you going to seriously stay and watch the whole thing for this cute girl?

>______

>>650561
Wait until the part where the cat and the bunny start to fight mutant aberrations and question their own sanity.

Also go talk to the cute demon girl.

>Are you going to seriously stay and watch the whole thing for this cute girl?
Depends. How hot is she?

would you bone this chick?

Time to leave. If you ever got in a relationship with her it would mean sitting through fifty of these movies a YEAR. ROUNDING DOWN.

First of all, for your pride's sake, make sure no one else is there. (especially people you know)

>>650564
Depends how bad you want to get laid I guess?

Torakosama 2015/07/08(Wed)21:38 No. 654153 ID: 6898b5

Socialize, you twerp.

stay and watch the bad movie Also go talk to the cute demon girl.

bump, may come back to this soon- not sure of a specific date though

chirps 2015/08/03(Mon)12:12 No. 660102 ID: 324890
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You scoot over to the demon girl, she is very cute
"So, what's the movie even about? I just wandered in cus it looks interesting but I'm getting thrown for a loop."
>"Oh, It's about a cat person and a bunny person going through a monster infested lab. It's a romance movie."

This doesn't sound like something you'd watch.
Continue conversation?
>_____

yes, you want to at least appear interested in what she is interested in.

>cat and bunny running through lab with monsters
FUCKING-

Might as well introduce yourself

Romance + horror
Two best genres to "watch" with a girl
Whoever created this combination was a genius

Introduce yourself and ask her name

Ask for her name and ask why she chose this movie.

The threads book was better.

>>660190
Yeah, I bet they even left out the songs.

chirps 2015/08/04(Tue)12:47 No. 660283 ID: 324890
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You just realize that in order to introduce yourself, You would need to have a name
Your father neglected to give you a name when you were born so most demons you know just call you 'lil-shit'
This name isn't what you would use to pick up girls
>_____

Asariel Bedlam. Future demon lord of contracts, hunger, and the moon.

Abel Nukem.

Noble maibigbutt

Noble maibigbutt

>'lil-shit'
Upgrade. You are now The Shit.

Lilius Shittus

Don't talk sing this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QxJrjV4PNXA