don't enact the plan; rather, masturbate.

>>630641
well you can multitask...
what kind of plan you got?

That isn't a plan. That's a goal. A plan involves the HOW.

So are you gonna rob people or be a bounty hunter or a dungeon delver?

a few more of those an you'll be too drunk to remember the plan.

>>630641
Combine this INTO your plan. Every marketing professional knows, sex sells.

stop drinking, go outside, destroy the daystar.

Yrr'a 2015/03/24(Tue)00:27 No. 630652 ID: 265534
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>you gonna rob people or be a bounty hunter or a dungeon delver?

It might be all three. There's this big bounty bandit and I'm gonna waste his ass and get rich.

>masturbate.

If I want to do that, I'm making someone else do all the work, fug it.

>Combine this INTO your plan. Sex sells

It's probably more work than it's worth to fuck my way to victory here. If I'm that close, I could probably be going somethin' more effective, maybe?

>>630652
Alright what kind of fighter is she, where does she frequent? What are your resources, what sort of fighter are you?

So what's the story behind this asshole?

Beware of talking walruses while you are still in the tavern.

what informations do you have about this bandit? Going alone might be really dangerous if he has people with him. Better safe than sorry.

Hey, cool, you're still alive.

Do you still have an awesome weapon?

What do we know about this bandit? Can't collect the bounty of we don't find him first.

Fuck gathering information, punch everyone until the bandit is the only one left.

you mentioned getting your ass back on track, what track is that exactly? and how does making a ton of money factor in?

So when're you going to get back to Rynh and Jehral fucking instead of starting more and more quests that you abandon after a couple updates?

Retrieve lackeys from under table.

Also damn is that guy an ogre or something?

>>630695
NEVER.

>>630788
Damn it Gnoll.

Yrr'a 2015/03/24(Tue)17:28 No. 630797 ID: 265534
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>So what's the story behind this asshole?

He's like some kind of organized crime lord type guy that wreck up a lot of shit. With a bounty like that, he's clearly big time.

>Do you still have an awesome weapon?

Yeah, sure. Probably.

>punch everyone until the bandit is the only one left.

That's stupid.

>what track is that exactly? and how does making a ton of money factor in?

Money makes the world go round, and since I got clocked by some freaky kobold and things started going south with that weird Saliketh guy, I bailed. He weirds me out, so I got out of there before I ended up one of those generic minions that gets killed horribly for failing to much. Now I have no cash.
I think I'll stick to semi-legit crap for now, so I'm going to take this ogre bastard's head and get my big payday.

I'm sure shadier assholes will know something about this. Thugs, thieves guild, teamsters? Yeah.

If he's a crime lord, what you do is, you sign on with his organization. You work your way up the ranks, earn some money along the way, learn his routine and what's protecting him, then BAM, bounty money.

Now, you won't want your name and face associated with the crimes you'll need to do, or with the rep of betraying a guy like that, so you'll take on a new identity. All you need to do is, like, change your hairstyle, wear some braids or a tail or something, maybe use dye to change the shade just a little, and add or remove a couple of spots from your fur. Maybe start padding your chest slightly, too. Then you start the project. When you've done the deed, you just bugger off and switch everything back the way it is now.

Buncha racists around here probably can't tell one gnoll from another anyway, and it doesn't seem like you need to present ID around here or whatever.

>>630797
You sound kind of drunk. How drunk are you?

>>630797
Start with the Teamsters. Be aggravating enough and the bandits will probably come to you.

Yrr'a 2015/03/25(Wed)12:11 No. 630955 ID: 265534
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>How drunk are you?

I 'unno... Six out of ten.

>Start with the Teamsters

If I find out where most of the hits are taking place, I might be able to figure out where their base is. I'm so smart when I'm hammered. Speakin' of which...

"Yo, Marcus. More of this, hold the water this time."

"Can you even afford more?" he grumbles.

"I can if bald humans keep givin' me credit. I'm coming up with a plan here and I need inspiration, then I can pay."

"You still owe me forty seta from the last time," he scowls, notably not refilling my cup.

"Then it's in yer best interest to get me in a state where I can properly plan my big score..."

while you wait for the barkeep what do you know of this guy's operations? Is he in charge of everything around here so we can just walk up to some crook's store and bash their heads in until someone important shows up so you can bash their head in until they tell you something or is it going to be a bit more complicated then that?

C'mon, gotta get the brain juices flowing. Gnolls are at there best when we get back to our primal roots. Roar.

C'mon, I've always come through before!

Fuck yeah, Yrr'a! Second best gnoll finally gets her own quest... again!

Acquire DRUNK, proceed to ADVENTURE.

Just go join the mob you silly billy

Yrr'a 2015/03/25(Wed)18:16 No. 630984 ID: 265534
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>while you wait for the barkeep what do you know of this guy's operations?

Not much. He's raiding people on the main highways and gettin' more vicious as time goes on and the bounty's really racking up.

"Hey, Marc. You know this guy? Does he show up at your One-eyed Old Guys meetings?"

"My memory gets fuzzy when I'm around smartasses, but no. I think I've heard of him, but he's never been in here."

Damn... I'mma have to actually work for this, I guess.

"Hm...

So, what, is he a crime lord or not? Crime lords don't normally go on raids themselves, but then maybe for ogres it's different. Gotta keep up that smashin' cred. Or something.

Anyway, join the mafia.

>>630984
If he's attacking caravans and what not I say pose as a guard, wait for him to attack whoever you're guarding, and since it's most likely going to be some underling doing the raiding you can grab him, beat the information out of him, and maybe make some money on the side from playing guard.

Yrr'a 2015/03/26(Thu)15:02 No. 631107 ID: 265534
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>>631036
>>630989
These sound like they'd take a long time to pull off, risky too. I think I have a better idea.

"LISTEN UP, YOU FUCKS! I WANT GENJIN YAMAGRAN. I'M GOING TO PUT HIS HEAD ON A PLATE, SO SPEAK UP, ASSHOLES!"

Everything goes quiet for a moment, mumbling, coughing, then the shuffle of someone trying to slip out unnoticed. It's not normal walking, it's nervous, and they're hesitating trying to be quiet.
Make it more obvious, idiot.

Rush then dominate him like the gnoll you are.

Walk over casually, pick him up, and slam him against the wall.

Casually thank the rest of the bar for helping, they can go back to being drunk or whatever.

Wait until he's out of the building to jump him, otherwise the bartender will just get more mad.

kick his ass!

Sigh and act like you've given up, then follow the guy out. If he runs, jump him. If he gets in a car, join him.

Follow him outside and grab his neck.

Yrr'a 2015/03/27(Fri)11:51 No. 631264 ID: 265534
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After a short sprint down the street, I manage to not fall over and catch the rat guy.

"Goin' somewhere? I was asking a question and you're being very rude runnin' out on me."

"W-What?! Who the hell are you?"

"Shadup. I'm asking the questions here..."

order him to tell you where you can find Yamagran, if he doesn't tell you stick his head in your mouth and start applying pressure until he talks

Lick his face.

>>631265

Stick his head in your mouth anyway. Press your teeth around his head and growl to soften him up for questioning.

>>631264
Threaten that you'll eat him if he doesn't help pay for your dinner, because after a good drink dinner is always next.

And he can pay for your dinner by leading us to the man we want.
Remind him not to make you work for your dinner tonight. You like to play with your food, after all, and when you're angry, the playing gets rougher.

Yrr'a 2015/03/28(Sat)06:59 No. 631375 ID: 265534
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"I want to know where Genjin is."

"I don't know nothin'. Lemme go!"

"I don't think that's true and if it is, I'm kind of hungry anyway, so I'm not going to feel too bad about this."

I stick his head in my jaws and start to squeeze. If he doesn't want to talk, I can bite a chunk out of his skull.

"I don't know anything! I gut nothi- No! No! Shit! Wait! Warehouse 43 i-in the B-Berig Industrial Park! It's where they move stuff from! That's all I know!"

Alright, now how to deal with him. Let him go, kill him, or apply his face to the wall. I mean the wall *is* lonely.

Take little rat as minion.

Now swallow.

knock him out, or crack his skull if you don't know how

Also I've been told clothing loss is always an option so maybe try some of that

>>631375
now pull his shirt up over his head and tie it off like a bag in pure juvenile malice, just to further establish that you are not a reasonable person.

Yrr'a 2015/03/28(Sat)13:41 No. 631440 ID: 265534
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>now pull his shirt up over his head and tie it off like a bag in pure juvenile malice

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>just to further establish that you are not a reasonable person

Seems reasonable to me.

"WHAT THE FUCK! LET ME GO!"

I got a lead. I don't know if staggering over there half in the bag and unarmed is a good idea. Maybe if I got a few more drinks though.

If you're not going now, it's not wise to leave him where he could go warn them you're coming. Maybe you should do more to inconvenience him than leaving him tied up in an alley.

>>631441
So she should tie his shoelaces together?

>>631440
Swap out booze for coffee and sweets.

Also, didn't you have lackeys? Or did the giant bitchy kobold incident cause a hit to your reputation?

>>631440
Hmm, I'm not sure if you should let this rat go.
I mean, if he's telling the truth, he'll try to warn them later, and he's a rat so he's fast, and you're going to go get a drink or prepare some other way so they're going to get the warning.
And if he's lying he deserves more pain.
Got any contacts in this town that can keep an eye on him or should we just eat him? No need to waste good, free meat. Rat is high in protein. Good for the mission as much as any drink.

But no seriously you should get something in your stomach before you consider drinking more and before you fight. I don't care if it is him or if you were just joking and eat somewhere else, just get a bite to eat first. Maybe he has some gold on him you can use.

Compliment him on the abs as you leave, confuse him.

go back grab your weapons, and head over to the warehouse

>>631440
Now flip him and dunk his head in the trash bin and call him a nerd

Yrr'a 2015/03/30(Mon)15:34 No. 631809 ID: 265534
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>go back grab your weapons, and head over to the warehouse

Right now? Ugh... Ruining my buzz to poke around in some dirty warehouse in the middle of the night. Okay, whatever.

So this warehouse complex is were they're bringing all the shit they steal to fence off later, right? Probably right. I caught the gist of it.

There's a box truck parked in front of one of the buildings and the bay door is open. Are they moving goods? I don't see anyone around right now, but it's really late to be doing this. So odds are pretty good I'm in the right place.

>Compliment him on the abs as you leave
Meh... Maybe if he was three feet taller. Short guys don't do it for me. Focus on whatever it is I'm doing here.

right, find a back door or something, and maybe see if you can't open a crate to see what they're smuggling. Then find whoever's running this thing, bust their head open, and ask where his boss is so you can do the same to him. Also do you know if any of this crime lord's underlings have bounties on their heads? If nothing else it could give you some beer money to pay off your tab and then start up another one.

Going to shoot some dudes buzzed, you mean. Guns and booze always go good together!

>>631809
Scout around a little more. look for lookouts, other ways in/out, that sort of thing. Maybe get up on the roof so you can do awesome brooding vigilante stuff.

Yrr'a 2015/03/30(Mon)22:15 No. 631900 ID: 265534
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>>631822
There's a normal door around the corner and the bay is wide open. I can probably get in, one way or the other.

Might be a trap. Throw some rocks and see what happens. Use a mirror or something to look under the door.

kick down normal door

>Truck
I'm still surprised they have cars but no guns. Unless that's a shotgun on your back.

Yrr'a 2015/03/31(Tue)10:17 No. 631978 ID: 265534
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>I'm still surprised they have cars but no guns

They probably have guns. Who said they can't have guns? They might have swords or somebody that can cast magic. Who knows?

>Unless that's a shotgun on your back
Of course not. It's an old dwarven Y-7 Ullr battle rifle. Three shots, lots of punch and reinforced to hit things with it. It's an old piece of crap, but it works.

see if the side door is open, if not depends if you want to go in loud or quite. If Loud, kick the door open with your weapon draw, if you want to go the other route just see if you can't sneak in trough the big open door in the front and if you do get spotted just go loud.

Gnolls with battle rifles. I approve

Kick down door and use (main character)+1 plot armor to not be killed in any way while taking out all people save for one to interrogate

Or use Plot convenience to make nobody be here so you can go through their stuff.

kick down door,

Bayonet them all

save bullets for people who are not wimps

>>631978
No Laser Gnolls?

Goddammit.

Kick in door.

Kill everyone who looks Tuff.

Try not to kill everyone who looks Smrt.

Double-Plus Kill everyone who looks Tuff AND Smrt.

Yrr'a 2015/04/26(Sun)21:29 No. 636588 ID: 265534
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The door is open, which makes sense since the bay door is open and you'd have to be an idiot to leave the bay open and lock the side door.

Just some guy unloading the truck.

good for him, anything around her look illegal or like someone who's skull we can bash in for money or groin to kick in to until they till us how to find someone who we can smash for money?

Watch for cameras.

Knock him out and tie him up.

Look around for extra weapons.

kick his ass

Just avoid him. If you keep out of sight, he won't hear you through those earphones.

Yeah he's just a worker. Don't get seen, but see who else is around. True, the violence is the fun bit, but no need for excess noise in case there's more people around who can shoot ya.

((PS: I found this quest on the list at random and I'm loving it))

Contain your murderhobo instincts until someone suspicious shows up or everyone goes home for the night.

>>636588
Looks like an unimportant nobody just doing their job. You'll probably get major karma backlash if you're too rough on him.

Follow sneakily to find out where this stuff ends up

If you absolutely have to, you could probably choke him from behind until he passes out. No permanent damage, and no sounding the alarm.

He's got headphones on, the world outside his line-of-sight may as well not exist for him.

Have fun. ^.^

Yrr'a 2015/05/02(Sat)19:27 No. 637723 ID: 265534
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>>636811
I'm just going to bash him in the base of the skull. No sounding the alarm and no permanent damage... Maybe. I don't care.

The building is nothing but crates. Just a storage area, I guess.

drag, bind, gag him in the corner. Check out what he was unloading.

check the crates for stolen swag

>no permanent damage... Maybe. I don't care.
Tintin logic. Blunt force head trauma is a safe way to incapacitate people with absolutely no long term damage or risk.

Loot headphones. Was he listening to anything good?

You should take his hat. No one would recognize you if you were wearing a hat.