Daze 2015/03/16(Mon)20:51 No. 629521 ID: 603941
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Well, I mean, it is kind of crucial to the game-- the players have their fate bound by red thread, but isn't the red a little abundant? Maybe add some blue, like some surgical sutures; or like yellow, like popping out at your eyes. I dunno, there's a lot of colors, I just wish it wasn't only red. I'm not dissing red, though. Red's nice.

Daze 2015/03/16(Mon)20:54 No. 629522 ID: 603941
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Y'know, I think the game also has too much red punch. Red punch is just-- they spill it EVERYWHERE! Oh man, and they use it as decoration! Wouldn't it just be hilarious if someone spiked the red punch? It's already spiked, though. Not much point in spiking it over again.

Daze 2015/03/16(Mon)20:56 No. 629524 ID: 603941
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Oh-- and did I mention, red roses? Yeah, red roses! The game only ever has red roses. Why not white roses, or maybe yellow ones, or I heard pink ones look really great especially in the spring? But, hey, we don't have seasons here, so no deuce.

Daze 2015/03/16(Mon)21:00 No. 629526 ID: 603941
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Reddd! Red red red red. Red. Red. Red! That's all I can ever get to see, really. Maybe some black, or white here and there, and there's always grey, but when they chose a hue for the game, why just red? Why's it have to be one color, anyway? I'm so sick of red I might scream. And the players, they always come in RED. Seriously, what is UP with the game and red? I get it. Hearts. Hearts, made the game, so they got first pick, and being the conceited assholes that they are, did red for the color.

Daze 2015/03/16(Mon)21:03 No. 629533 ID: 603941
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Well, I-- Well, let me excuse myself for a moment.
*coughing*
Ahem!
Red is a nice color.
I am Jester of Clubs but you may call me Wit. Congratulations, you've been chosen as a player for the Game! Please ignore any ramblings I may have just said.

Daze 2015/03/16(Mon)21:07 No. 629536 ID: 603941
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Well! I'm Wit. I'm.. the jester of Clubs. I'm a welcome greeter. Well well well welcome. Well--haha. Hahahaha!
Ask me any questions you have about the Game, because you won't be here for much longer.

wat up?

Do we get our own pet cards to do funny tricks for us, or are all cards sentient XOR inanimate?

Daze 2015/03/16(Mon)21:13 No. 629541 ID: 603941
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Are.. are you kidding me? You wake up, you hear a talking card rambling, and you just ask me what's up? I'm angry. What's up? I'M up. I'm up and pissed off, because the LOL meter has significantly dropped. Queen a' Hearts needs to actually look to see if they have an IQ higher than one instead of drawing them out of her flippin' top hat.

Daze 2015/03/16(Mon)21:16 No. 629542 ID: 603941
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Thank you for existing.
Anyway, yes and no! All cards are sentient here I just don't have a human form because I pissed off the royals enough to earn me the spot of Newbie Greeter, which, I might add, is awful.
You don't want to be here.
The Game lets you get your own cards-- yeah-- and summon stuff! Neat, right? Survival of the fittest though so if you die here in the Game you die in real life. But if you win you get any wish you could ever wish for! Literally anything except for more wishes.
You just get one.

Now, what is this, Daze? I don't understand the concept of what is going on.

Suggestion 2015/03/16(Mon)21:24 No. 629545 ID: 948147

Why are we in this game? How did we get here and how do we play?

Do we get to choose our own color and why were we chosen?

Uh, ok. Can we get an overview of the rules? The object of the game, at least?

Daze 2015/03/17(Tue)17:41 No. 629692 ID: 603941
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>>629545
...The Queen REALLY needs to stop picking the Players out of her tophat. I wasn't being serious but I now am starting to think this is the case.
You got summoned, of course. Now you belong in the Game's world. We call this realm 'Deck'. Cliche right?
And as I said before, the Queen selects them. Queen of Hearts, as she designed the game.
There's a bunch of.. tiers.. and staff.. that patrols the game to make sure none of y'alls are cheating, but, uh, y'know, I won't go into that.
You play by eliminating the other participants, of course. Every now and then the Dealer will appear; draw a card; and if it's a number then that's the number of questions about the participants you get to ask, cut in half. Aces, Jesters, Queens and Kings all mean power-ups.
..of course this is all just determined by luck.
You use your cards to summon things to eliminate the other participants. And note, eliminate doesn't necessarily mean 'death'! Being the creative little one you are, I'm sure you can come up with something.
>>629580
The rules.. okay! There are none.
Well, there's just one forbidding theft or disablement of another one's cards, and then that's it. Kill whoever you need to kill, steal whatever except cards from whoever you must, we don't really.. care.

Yo, I think we need a mirror in here. But in all seriousness, sounds dope. I'm in.

Sounds fun, in a twisted kind of way. I think they did something like that in the 2000s.

To be honest... we have a sort of "Jack-Out" feature that allows us to "leave" this physical body and live somewhere else. We're not worried about dying in real-life because it probably won't happen as a consequence of losing here. You don't actually care about that, right? Because if it's admitted, we may as well play this game to the best of our ability!

This sounds great, do we start off with any cards and/or gear?

>>629709
Kome what have you been told about making stuff up

Jack, if we can help you off intro duty we'll see what we can do.

>>629709
>>629714
Well, it's kinda true. Or rather, it's completely false but the overall effect is the same...
Anyway enough fourth wall breaking. LET'S HAVE CARD BATTLES ON MOTORCYCLES.

...Okay finding a motorcycle card is now my primary objective.

>>629754
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!?!

So, are we each a player, or all collectively one player?

>>629754
Yeah, I was trying to explain the effect without getting too meta.

So, if you aren't allowed to scavenge cards off dead bodies, what happens to the cards of losing players? What are the rules on trading cards with players/dealers?

>>629692
Its time to d-d-d-duel motherfuckers