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629520 No. 629520 ID: 603941

I honestly don't get why anyone would be interested in needlework.
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No. 629521 ID: 603941
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Well, I mean, it is kind of crucial to the game-- the players have their fate bound by red thread, but isn't the red a little abundant? Maybe add some blue, like some surgical sutures; or like yellow, like popping out at your eyes. I dunno, there's a lot of colors, I just wish it wasn't only red. I'm not dissing red, though. Red's nice.
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No. 629522 ID: 603941
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Y'know, I think the game also has too much red punch. Red punch is just-- they spill it EVERYWHERE! Oh man, and they use it as decoration! Wouldn't it just be hilarious if someone spiked the red punch? It's already spiked, though. Not much point in spiking it over again.
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No. 629524 ID: 603941
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Oh-- and did I mention, red roses? Yeah, red roses! The game only ever has red roses. Why not white roses, or maybe yellow ones, or I heard pink ones look really great especially in the spring? But, hey, we don't have seasons here, so no deuce.
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No. 629526 ID: 603941
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629526

Reddd! Red red red red. Red. Red. Red! That's all I can ever get to see, really. Maybe some black, or white here and there, and there's always grey, but when they chose a hue for the game, why just red? Why's it have to be one color, anyway? I'm so sick of red I might scream. And the players, they always come in RED. Seriously, what is UP with the game and red? I get it. Hearts. Hearts, made the game, so they got first pick, and being the conceited assholes that they are, did red for the color.
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No. 629533 ID: 603941
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629533

Well, I-- Well, let me excuse myself for a moment.
*coughing*
Ahem!
Red is a nice color.
I am Jester of Clubs but you may call me Wit. Congratulations, you've been chosen as a player for the Game! Please ignore any ramblings I may have just said.
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No. 629536 ID: 603941
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Well! I'm Wit. I'm.. the jester of Clubs. I'm a welcome greeter. Well well well welcome. Well--haha. Hahahaha!
Ask me any questions you have about the Game, because you won't be here for much longer.
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No. 629538 ID: 2c759a

wat up?
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No. 629539 ID: d3be40

Do we get our own pet cards to do funny tricks for us, or are all cards sentient XOR inanimate?
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No. 629541 ID: 603941
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Are.. are you kidding me? You wake up, you hear a talking card rambling, and you just ask me what's up? I'm angry. What's up? I'M up. I'm up and pissed off, because the LOL meter has significantly dropped. Queen a' Hearts needs to actually look to see if they have an IQ higher than one instead of drawing them out of her flippin' top hat.
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No. 629542 ID: 603941
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Thank you for existing.
Anyway, yes and no! All cards are sentient here I just don't have a human form because I pissed off the royals enough to earn me the spot of Newbie Greeter, which, I might add, is awful.
You don't want to be here.
The Game lets you get your own cards-- yeah-- and summon stuff! Neat, right? Survival of the fittest though so if you die here in the Game you die in real life. But if you win you get any wish you could ever wish for! Literally anything except for more wishes.
You just get one.
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No. 629543 ID: 4d76d2

Now, what is this, Daze? I don't understand the concept of what is going on.
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No. 629545 ID: 948147
629545

Why are we in this game? How did we get here and how do we play?
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No. 629549 ID: 330ce5

Do we get to choose our own color and why were we chosen?
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No. 629580 ID: f75cf9

Uh, ok. Can we get an overview of the rules? The object of the game, at least?
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No. 629692 ID: 603941
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>>629545
...The Queen REALLY needs to stop picking the Players out of her tophat. I wasn't being serious but I now am starting to think this is the case.
You got summoned, of course. Now you belong in the Game's world. We call this realm 'Deck'. Cliche right?
And as I said before, the Queen selects them. Queen of Hearts, as she designed the game.
There's a bunch of.. tiers.. and staff.. that patrols the game to make sure none of y'alls are cheating, but, uh, y'know, I won't go into that.
You play by eliminating the other participants, of course. Every now and then the Dealer will appear; draw a card; and if it's a number then that's the number of questions about the participants you get to ask, cut in half. Aces, Jesters, Queens and Kings all mean power-ups.
..of course this is all just determined by luck.
You use your cards to summon things to eliminate the other participants. And note, eliminate doesn't necessarily mean 'death'! Being the creative little one you are, I'm sure you can come up with something.
>>629580
The rules.. okay! There are none.
Well, there's just one forbidding theft or disablement of another one's cards, and then that's it. Kill whoever you need to kill, steal whatever except cards from whoever you must, we don't really.. care.
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No. 629696 ID: 9297f4

Yo, I think we need a mirror in here. But in all seriousness, sounds dope. I'm in.
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No. 629709 ID: d3be40

Sounds fun, in a twisted kind of way. I think they did something like that in the 2000s.

To be honest... we have a sort of "Jack-Out" feature that allows us to "leave" this physical body and live somewhere else. We're not worried about dying in real-life because it probably won't happen as a consequence of losing here. You don't actually care about that, right? Because if it's admitted, we may as well play this game to the best of our ability!
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No. 629711 ID: 330ce5

This sounds great, do we start off with any cards and/or gear?
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No. 629714 ID: 61fc75

>>629709
Kome what have you been told about making stuff up

Jack, if we can help you off intro duty we'll see what we can do.
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No. 629754 ID: f75cf9

>>629709
>>629714
Well, it's kinda true. Or rather, it's completely false but the overall effect is the same...
Anyway enough fourth wall breaking. LET'S HAVE CARD BATTLES ON MOTORCYCLES.

...Okay finding a motorcycle card is now my primary objective.
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No. 629758 ID: 321d85

>>629754
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!?!

So, are we each a player, or all collectively one player?
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No. 629759 ID: d3be40

>>629754
Yeah, I was trying to explain the effect without getting too meta.

So, if you aren't allowed to scavenge cards off dead bodies, what happens to the cards of losing players? What are the rules on trading cards with players/dealers?
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No. 629768 ID: 7e15da

>>629692
Its time to d-d-d-duel motherfuckers
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