Tell a joke and crack yourself up. Don't get your mind too scrambled trying to make it. Might wanna find some shade or you'll be fried.

EggQuest RedFear 2014/12/24(Wed)01:36 No. 614830 ID: b3eba0
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You crack yourself open making an inappropriate joke about a sexy maid you once knew. You fail to find a shade and become scrambled because of how much you laughed.

You die.
Your spririt rises above.
What will you do now?

Haunt a motherfucker, what else?

Find pudding now that we can move, unlike an egg.

Find pudding now that we can move, unlike an egg.

EggQuest RedFear 2014/12/24(Wed)01:50 No. 614836 ID: b3eba0
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>>614832
You don't see anyone to haunt
>>614834
You go out trying to find pudding but instead find your maid friend you were laughing about earlier that caused you to crack open. She's been your friend since forever, although there was one incident where you lost control of your urges and tried to feel her up in the car. Things have been a bit awkward between you after that but you remain friends.
What do?

Haunt her you fool

EggQuest RedFear 2014/12/24(Wed)07:59 No. 614875 ID: b3eba0
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>>614841
You haunt her, sadly she dies out of a heart attack. Her spirit doesn't rise like yours did but she does leave a note and a key behind.

Read note.

Possess your dead friend's corpse so you have a zombie body to drive around it. It's okay, she isn't using it right now.