Hope you like dragon dildos!

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/22(Mon)11:48 No. 613979 ID: 52ee23
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>>613978
As much as I like dragon dildos the government
censored this, but I am pleased.
GIVE ME MORE THINGS, FILL THE ROOM!

a bouncy house!

add in a tiny replica of this room with a tiny you in it.

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/22(Mon)12:23 No. 613995 ID: 52ee23
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>>613981
>>613982
A giant wooden box with a hole in it with a mattress layed down in the box with Bounce house appears and a tiny glass container appears with a mini me in side. Now something shit's happening.

Add in a computer with working wi-fi.

How about a paradox table

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/22(Mon)12:35 No. 613999 ID: 52ee23
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>>613997
a computer is created but with 2 problems:

Problem A) The only web browser is I.E.
Problem B) The Dial-up connection noise plays

Hey is that my G-mail account saying that I have one new message?

Suggestion 2014/12/22(Mon)12:35 No. 614000 ID: ef8f1b
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>>613998

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/22(Mon)12:39 No. 614001 ID: 52ee23
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Or a TITLE THAT I FORGOT TO PUT IN!!!

Go on your computer, check message.

Then, go to tgchan.

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/22(Mon)13:21 No. 614020 ID: 52ee23
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>>614007
I checked the email.

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/22(Mon)13:22 No. 614022 ID: 52ee23
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Then I went on to TGCHAN

look on the quest thread, then go to this quest and suggest putting a door on the wall of this room to escape from.

Go to COUNCIL OF WIZARDS quest and vote for "Grocel"

>>614026
Go check it IRL

Here have a door to safty

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/22(Mon)13:52 No. 614040 ID: 52ee23
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>>614036
Thank you me!
I run into the door

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/22(Mon)13:59 No. 614042 ID: 52ee23
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the room slams shut behind me crushing the wooden bounce house that I didn't bounce in yet.
I will kill who ever is plotting this on me, even though the the me in irl is but i'll punch who ever _________ makes the bad guy to be.

IRL Mr.SirLord:
I decided that the title that I so graciously forgot to put as simply "Mr.SirLord"

I'm going to give you a teleporter. I'm not telling where it leads though ;)

You'll have to break the chains of narrative and take your vengeance upon yourself.

Have some 4D bolt cutters.

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/22(Mon)15:21 No. 614067 ID: 52ee23
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[from now until the end of time IRL Mr.SirLord will narrate]
>>614050
>>614060
A 4D BOLT CUTTER BLADE forms in Mr.SirLord's hands. it's so powerful only he can comprehend it. second a remote with only a big read button appears. on It says TELEPORT!.
A girl walks up around Mr.SirLord's age (which is 22) approaches

Where did she come from? we didn't even spawn her!

I can correct that: Here is a time machine, and here is another woman that is literally her. push the woman I just spawned into the time machine and send her a few minutes earlier. There! Crisis averted!

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/22(Mon)16:19 No. 614087 ID: 52ee23
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>>614084
Mr.SirLord Brain hurts cause of you

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/22(Mon)16:26 No. 614089 ID: 52ee23
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Mr.SirLord put the 4D BOLT CUTTER BLADE and TELE-BUTTON in his pockets because physics.

Girl: "um are you ok?"
Mr.SirLord: "yes just suffering from complete idiotic voices in my head. where are we?"
Girl: "I dunno woke up here so I just walked around."

(I am able to insert plot important thing. you guess can insert either non-plot important things or things that'll help)

She is an enemy sent here by your enemy of enemies to deceive and eventually murder you! Ask her about her childhood, she's clearly a fake.

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/22(Mon)19:11 No. 614162 ID: 52ee23
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>>614159
Mr.SirLord Ask the female in question who she is where she is from and her childhood.

Olivine: "m'name is olivine and I was born in Lincoln Nebraska in 1993. My childhood? listen I have as much suspicion about you. well if you want to know something about my childhood here's this: I was abused by my drunk mom after my dad hanged him self on the front porch of mah home."
Olivine Seems agitated, mission complete. so what do you guys think, is she trust worthy??????????////?????

>>614162
cleary. Also, have a dragon dildo two time the size of the pevious one! An offering for her.

Let's trust her for now. Fill the room with some dosh. Don't know the use right now, but it might be useful later.

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/24(Wed)08:19 No. 614878 ID: 52ee23
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>>614848
>>614861
BY THE POWER OF TGCHAN LET THERE BE INSANITYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!111

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/24(Wed)08:35 No. 614885 ID: 52ee23
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[Animated]
>>614878
This scared Olivine.

How much time has passed?

Chase after her and knock her down with your text rectangle of.... justice?

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/24(Wed)11:24 No. 614961 ID: 52ee23
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>>614945
Time....WHAT FUCK IS A TIME!!!
>>614946
Note that was Mr.SirLord Resizable Dragon Dildo and after holding the heavy son of a b*tch He doesn't feel like running after her...She Ain't worth it. another door appears.

>>614961
throw the massive dildo at the ninja!

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/24(Wed)13:05 No. 615023 ID: 52ee23
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>>614968
unfortunately ninjas are fast.

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/24(Wed)13:05 No. 615024 ID: 52ee23
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Mr.SirLord is hit with a tranq

Mr.SirLord 2014/12/24(Wed)13:06 No. 615026 ID: 52ee23
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Sleep time for Mr.SirLord