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604863 No. 604863 ID: 189a54

No, I'm not going to jump off this tower.
No, I'm not going to make my friends jump off this tower.
No, I'm not going to stab myself.
No, I'm not going to climb down into this tower and stab my friends.

There, I saved us all some time and answered you early. Now will you please calm down for a bit? It's got to be tiring, chanting the same demands every day for two months. As long as you're hellbent on being in my head, can't we at least talk normally for a bit?...

...How lonely am I, looking to murder whispers for conversation....

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No. 604983 ID: 330ce5

Then go eat a bagel!
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No. 604985 ID: 330ce5

You will obey the voices in your head, consume the souls of all who defy your power!
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No. 605001 ID: 4f004c

>As long as you're hellbent on being in my head, can't we at least talk normally for a bit?...
...All you had to do was ask, you know.
Alright, mindset switched, but means we don't remember much of anything. Tell us, now, what's going on? What's with the tower? And who are you? Finally, can you hold somebody underwater until they run out of breath?
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No. 605002 ID: 07a835

We're not the murder whispers. Who are you, where are you, how long have you been hearing murder whispers?
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No. 605008 ID: 789212

hooo joy. So you've got murder voices, well congrats, you now have new sensible-
>>604983
Well...We're probably crazy, but we aren't as murderous, at least.
Who are you, and what's up?
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No. 605041 ID: b47317

Honestly, can you even comprehend how many lives we have ended in the greater scheme of things?
How many universes have fallen to our words?
I can't either, so I'd say you should probably explain what that banner is you've got there.
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No. 605131 ID: 189a54
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605131

>>You will obey the voices in your head, consume the souls of all who defy your power!
>>Then go eat a bagel!
Siiiiiiigh--

>>...All you had to do was ask, you know.
Ah! You listened?! This isn't some trick, is it?

>>Who are you, and what's up?
That's something you haven't asked before! Er, my name's Grand, thanks for asking! Not much is up now, just sort of hanging around, I guess.

...Wow. That might be the most I've said in a while. Doesn't count because it's still in my head, I guess, but still. What does that say about me, the best conversation of the week was answering one question from some murder whispers....


>>We're not the murder whispers.
>>Well...We're probably crazy, but we aren't as murderous, at least.
I'm pretty sure you're the same voices, but what the hell...I won't argue who you are if you won't be screaming for blood for a bit.

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No. 605142 ID: 189a54
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605142

>>Alright, mindset switched, but means we don't remember much of anything. Tell us, now, what's going on? What's with the tower?
Oh, this? The tower's our headquarters for our patrols, we made it ourselves. My friends and I are on a "peacekeeping mission," "occupying" this Dale province for some baron somewhere...all we really do is take walks around the countryside though, there's no peacekeeping to be done. The only thing these little guys seem to do is lay in their hovels and smoke.
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No. 605144 ID: 189a54
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605144

>>Honestly, can you even comprehend how many lives we have ended in the greater scheme of things?
>>How many universes have fallen to our words?
Not really, no.... If the stories are to be believed, the murder whispers are a sickness that come straight from a Remorse, so I can only imagine....

>>I can't either, so I'd say you should probably explain what that banner is you've got there.
It's the standard of the division we came from. The 52nd Conscripts Combatant, best draftees in the army, I'd say.
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No. 605148 ID: 189a54
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605148

>>Finally, can you hold somebody underwater until they run out of breath?
Ha, ha--

*clik*
>"Hey, Turtle!"

Ah!

>"Hey, we're off to patrol some. You want to head out with us or keep watch here?"

>"Ghhhh...ghuhhhh...."

>"C'mon Turts, use your words..."

>"Ghuhghhhhh...ghhhhhhh...."

Dammit not now, speak Grand, speak.... Something to say, what do I say...!
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No. 605152 ID: 10d2ed

"Okay"

>>605144
'Best Draftees'? Isn't that a contradiction in terms? :)-
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No. 605153 ID: 07a835

Oh hey, is that Ramos?
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No. 605176 ID: 4f004c

>The only thing these little guys seem to do is lay in their hovels and smoke.
That, and sell you sex.
Or just give it out for free.
>the murder whispers are a sickness that come straight from a Remorse, so I can only imagine...
Yeah, but, see, the Remorse we come from isn't a Remorse--he's a Redeemed. Basically, with Nix and Spuns quitting their jobs, this guy said "Eh, fuck it, I'll take their place."
>"Hey, Turtle!"
...So, he's still alive, is he? Or perhaps this is a descendant of his. Say "Survivors of the Red Sea say Hi."
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No. 605179 ID: 07a835

>>605176
>Redeemed
What? I don't remember that.
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No. 605339 ID: 2ec61a

>>605179
it's called he's talking bullshit.
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No. 605488 ID: 189a54
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605488

>>"Okay"
>>Say "Survivors of the Red Sea say Hi."

>"Uhhhh....ohhh....oh-kay. Okay!"

>"That...doesn't answer my question...."

>"Ghhhhhuhhm...... S-survivors of the Red Sea, say hi?"

>"Just one of those days, huh Turts? Here, why don't you just come along? And make it quick, if we keep the badger waiting it'll be scraps for dinner again."
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No. 605495 ID: 189a54
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605495

>"Down we go, yeah? Watch your step, man."

>"Gughhh....yeh...."

>>Oh hey, is that Ramos?
Who? That's Alfonse, the closest thing I have to a friend--er, a best fiend I mean, everyone's my friend. He's great, best of the best, for sure.
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No. 605496 ID: 189a54
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605496

>>'Best Draftees'? Isn't that a contradiction in terms? :)
It's true! The 52nd is the best out of the conscript combatants, as disciplined as any volunteer group. We're good fighters, and good friends.

>"Aw hell, we're late. Brace, pal, this will be nasty."
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No. 605499 ID: 189a54
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605499

>"Alfonse! How long does it take to get a slow mute off of a tower?!"

Gooooood friends....

>"Sorry, ma'am, you know how Turtle gets sometimes--"

>"So the bastard was being difficult again? Does he need some handling?"

>"Oh uh, no ma'am, he's fine! I just mean he had some trouble on the ladders, is all! Right, Turts?"

>"Gh--"
>"Yeah, just fine!!"

>"We're behind schedule because of him, Alf! The other three groups have already headed out!"

>"No time to waste then, yeah? No time to be spent yelling?"

>"Shut up, podgelicker! And you, idiot!"

>"Ghhgh?"

>"You and Alfonse are either patrolling the village or down by the river, pick one and pick it fast!"

>"Oh, we could go--"

>"I asked the bannerman, Alfonse!"

Agh, why's she asking me! Where should we go?!
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No. 605500 ID: 07a835

>>605499
Are you not always mute?

River. At least then you'll have a vague chance of something happening.
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No. 605512 ID: b361b3

You are choosing river patrol, all the cool stuff happens near rivers everyone knows that!
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No. 605572 ID: 189a54
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605572

>>River. At least then you'll have a vague chance of something happening.
>>all the cool stuff happens near rivers everyone knows that!

>"Ruh...r-ruh...."

>"Well?!"

>"Ruuughhhhhkhh....."

>"You know he means 'river,' ma'am, come off it!"

>"Ugh, we've wasted enough time on you imbeciles already. Just go, will you!"
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No. 605573 ID: 189a54
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605573

"All the cool stuff happens near rivers," huh? You kill me.

>"Damn that little badger, uptight little snot. You know she wouldn't be this stressed about everything if she just got some company once in a while."

>"Cuh...cughhk...cuhhhh--"

>"What type of company? You know, that special type, man! Like me and Caerlum?"

>"Ohhhhhhh."

>>Are you not always mute?
Not always, I just have some trouble getting things out some of the time. A lot of the time....

>"Cleanse me! Turts I love you to death and you're great company, but this is the most boring patrol duty in the whole damned outfit. How about the two of us slip back into the village and visit my girl and her friends? Maybe if you play your cards right, you could get some company too~"

I dunno...but this really is the most boring job around here....
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No. 605594 ID: 330ce5

Pray to the river sprits for entrainment, and any second now something will happen. But to pass the time you could skip stones or whistle.
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No. 605604 ID: 4f004c

>How about the two of us slip back into the village and visit my girl and her friends? Maybe if you play your cards right, you could get some company too~"
Hey, is his girl Dale? Because they really are promiscuous, man.
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No. 605611 ID: 89b2a2

>>605573
Visit the village while someone else is patrolling it? Good way to get caught.

"No."
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No. 605748 ID: ae51b4

Shake your head no.
If you can't use your mouth, use something else if you can, like hand signals!
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No. 605762 ID: 189a54
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605762

>>Visit the village while someone else is patrolling it? Good way to get caught.
>>Shake your head no.

>"No? Yeah, just as well I guess. If the little weasel's walking the streets it'd be more trouble than it's worth."

>>Pray to the river sprits for entrainment, and any second now something will happen.
I don't know of any river spirits but what the heck....

>"Er, Turts? What're you doing, praying?"

>"Uh-huh."

>"Hell, it's worth a try."
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No. 605766 ID: 189a54
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605766

>"Let's see, uh...oh Geat Defender, your charge humbly asks for your favor.... Gimme some extra time with Caer for having to put up with this awful work, and throw in a cutie for my friend Turts here, will you?"

>>Hey, is his girl Dale? Because they really are promiscuous, man.
Yeah, his girl's a Dale. And I'd agree, Caerlum likes to get...close. Very, very close, very often....

>"Well, my prayer's away. What'd you ask for, pal--"

>"You!"

>"Huh?"
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No. 605767 ID: 189a54
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605767

What the--?

>"Money...or life...!"
>"Aye, stand and give us what you have! Now!"
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No. 605768 ID: 330ce5

Look over the enemy for weak points, then when an opening appears throw a rock at them.
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No. 605772 ID: a19cd5

"We don't have anything of value, and also you are attacking a guard patrol. You fucked up son."
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No. 605780 ID: 4f004c

Everything you have? Well, you heard the men. Give them the weapons by stabbing them with them.
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No. 605829 ID: 10d2ed

Are they already covered in blood?

Did they kill someone else or are they just injured?
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No. 607572 ID: 189a54
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607572

>>Look over the enemy for weak points, then when an opening appears throw a rock at them.
>>Everything you have? Well, you heard the men. Give them the weapons by stabbing them with them.
Okay, let's--

>"Whoaaaaa, pal. Let's try a little reason before we talk of killing, yeah?"

>>"We don't have anything of value, and also you are attacking a guard patrol. You fucked up son."

>"Exactly! Friends, I think you've come after the wrong people."
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No. 607575 ID: 189a54
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607575

>>Are they already covered in blood?
>>Did they kill someone else or are they just injured?

>"Yeah, good question."

>"What? Who are you talking to?!"

>"Didn't you just hear Turts--"

>"Mind games won't work you bastard, just give us your things, fast!"
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No. 607576 ID: 189a54
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607576

>"I don't care who you are, you've weapons and you have to have some money! Hand it over!"

>"Kale...?"

>"What is it, Ben--oh hell, not again!"
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No. 607583 ID: 189a54
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607583

They just...ran off?

>"Boy, they can haul ass, can't they? Eheh, I can't blame them. Gave the skinny one my evil eye at the end there, nobody stands up to that!"

>"Ehhhh...eheh...."

>"'There's always a bigger fish in the sea, and even the biggest fish still got the fisherman to worry about,' that's the law of things. Top of the food chain, us soldier types. Not much to worry about from small fry like that, no sir.
>"Now Turts, you mind turning around for me? I get the feeling if I do it I'm gonna scream."
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No. 607595 ID: 60619a

big green building thing behind you two I think? Doesn't look like something for upstanding citzenry to fear, and that's what you two are right?
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No. 607626 ID: 4f004c

>"Didn't you just hear Turts--"
...Did YOU hear us too, Descendant of the Red Sea? I thought only Turtle could hear us! ...And no, we aren't Turtle.
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No. 608809 ID: 330ce5

Is something bad coming, is something bad here are you in serious danger?!?
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No. 609066 ID: 189a54
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609066

Oh damn.

>>big green building thing behind you two I think? Doesn't look like something for upstanding citzenry to fear, and that's what you two are right?
These aren't buildings, they're--

>"Turts?"

>"Gghhhh--! Baghners! Baaaghnners!!"
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No. 609069 ID: 189a54
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609069

>>Is something bad coming, is something bad here are you in serious danger?!?
Yes! Nix, whoever it is is moving this way!

>"Grab your stuff, we're out of here!"

>>>"Didn't you just hear Turts--"
>>...Did YOU hear us too, Descendant of the Red Sea? I thought only Turtle could hear us! ...And no, we aren't Turtle.

>"What're you talking about? Not really the time for this, Turts!"

>"Buh--"

>"We can talk about whatever the hell you're on about later! We need weapons, we need to tell the others, and we need to get the Dales out of here. Get thinking pal, when we reach the village we'll need to be fast as hell!

Right, a plan...we'll have to evacuate everyone as fast as we can, won't we? Damn, this is too sudden! What should we do?

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No. 609119 ID: 4f004c

>Not really the time for this, Turts!
"Murder voice" survivors of the Red Sea, here, but sure, we're in a rush.
>We need weapons, we need to tell the others
I assume that these two are connected, since most weapons in a Dale province would be with the humans. Kind of woke up after a long sleep.
Oh Nix, I know we were the children of a Remorse before but did that status grow?
>we need to get the Dales out of here.
Do you recognize the banners, Alfonse? If not, just scream out "The banners are coming!" and hope that does the trick. If you do recognize them, scream out something that sounds memorable.
...You aren't the sort who cries wolf, are you? Because if you have pulled pranks like this, then it won't work as well.
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