Google "Boner Controversy" and see if you can dig up any new intel on your friend's death.

Tavern 2014/10/30(Thu)17:03 No. 599920 ID: 189a54
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You tell Ty to google "Boner Controversy" and see what he can find out.

"The fuck?!" Ty yells. "What is this? Baseball? Some comic book boner? That's FUCKED UP dude, the liberal media's hidden this case deep."

It was an intelligent first search, but it seems like it didn't turn up any new intel...

Hack into the mainframe, then. Bring them crumbling to their knees.

uh, how about you google Tom Dickson and blendtec?

Meditate to find your answers deep within.

Or Google SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK WAS SKELLY MURDERED.

Tavern 2014/10/30(Thu)21:23 No. 599968 ID: 189a54
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You angrily yell Ty's next search out. "SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK WAS SKELLY MURDERED!"

"Dude what even IS this?" Ty groans. "Useless!"

Sam walks over to the window while you continue to think of new searches. It takes some time, but you finally crack the code, thinking up the perfect combination of words to find the intel you need.

"Tom Dickson.... Blendtec...!!!"

"What do you got?" you ask.

"Dude holy shit, I found their secret base website!"

"Hack that crap, man!"

Ty mashes on his keyboard for several minutes before pulling away with a gasp. "Shit dude, this stuff has to be like triple encrypted. I can't hack in!"

You are able to retrieve the address from the main page, though. Just a few hours from your apartment--

An advertising popup appears on the screen. Ty panics and closes the tab. "Oh man, they counterhacked me," he pants. "Look man, we either gotta go or we gotta bounce, because one way or another they'll know we were tapping them in less than an hour!"

its time to roll. hit the adress and case the place on your way there.

LEVEL 1: ENTRY Tavern 2014/11/01(Sat)05:28 No. 600071 ID: 189a54
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You and your crew act fast, piling in the Anarchy Express and driving to your destination. By the time you arrive, it's early in the morning. As you get closer, you review the situation...

Your mission is to begin the #SkelotonWar and take revenge on Tom Dickson for what he did all those years ago. You have four days to invade the Blendtec HQ and fight your way through its eight floors to reach and kill Dickson--if you are unable to succeed in this time, the #SkeleltnanWar will lose its momentum and you may find yourself with a lot of problems and no allies to face them with.

The first step to this is to gain entry into the building. You have full command of yourself and your fellow skolotons to take out the opposition and begin the operation.

Oh,and never forget--you and your friends may be skealitns but you still fear (re)death. As badass as your current collection of weaponry is, use it wisely. If you don't, you may find yourselves with skulls full of lead before this is all over....

You park in an alley and stealth your way to the parking lot, inventories packed with weaponry. There's two armed guards by the front door.

Ty unstraps his shotgun from his back. "So, you wanna go in loud or what, dude?" he whispers.

Distract the guards by throwing an object, assassinate them and take their uniforms

We need to first scout the area, find hidden camera's entrance points etc, Then try to get the guards distracted and then assassinated.

Who are our allies?

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A bell tolls...

You give Ty a sign to be quiet and the three of you break out the silenced deagles. Dashing between cars, you try to scout out the building.

The place has cameras everywhere along the outside. There seems to be one posted at every other window, there's so many. As you watch, a third guard walks out of the one entryway to chat with his companions.

Tyce mouths "we're fucked" to you from his hiding spot. Still, he takes aim at one of the guards.

You were hoping to drop the guards quietly and move in, but with these cameras a perfect entry has been made impossible...should you and your crew still take the shots?