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fugue quest: at least 95% as pretentious as it sounds, by volume. probably not a lizard 2014/10/03(Fri)21:12 No. 597155 ID: bf3c2f
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>"...dude. Man. Man-dude. Don't even joke. Sssynth has eagle ears. She hears you trying to appropriate her reptilehood, and you're dead...

>"...don't make that face dude-man... what I mean... joke...

>"Wouldn't even be that... heh just a matter of... heh... and then... fine..."

is this even how people start these things? it sure is now. probably not a lizard 2014/10/03(Fri)21:15 No. 597160 ID: bf3c2f
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Your head is killing you.

>_

you look like shit, someone jump you?

Check your pockets.

what;s going on on your legs?

check pockets. try to remember what happened to your pants

it looks like someone tried to cave you're head in with a bat and there's something on your pants... the fuck happened to you?

>>597160
Come to think of it, you might not be wearing pants. Check that shit, pants are important.

Did you get beat up? Perhaps by a very angry lizard?

probably not a lizard 2014/10/03(Fri)22:58 No. 597211 ID: bf3c2f
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>You look like shit.
You feel like shit.

>Someone jump you?
You're not sure.

>Try to remember what happened to your pants.
You're trying, but not getting anywhere. You've got no idea what happened. You've got no idea where it even happened. You don't know where you are now.

>What's going on, on your legs?
That's definitely vomit on your pant legs. You know that. Dry. Probably-- hopefully-- yours. As if that somehow makes it better.

>Consult the pocket gods.
You find a pack of cigarettes, a switchblade, three (3) pills wrapped in cellophane, a wallet, and the fact that at least one of your fingers is definitely broken in your jacket pocket.

>Pants?
Pants confirmed. If you'd put more points into 4th wall awareness, this is where you'd make a witty comment about them just being poorly drawn. But, you didn't, and now you can't. Sucks to be you.

>It looks like someone tried to cave your head in with a bat.
They... might've. You guess that's possible. It would explain why you can't remember where you are, or what happened. It would also explain why your skull is trying to wrestle its way out of your face.

>>597211
Check your wallet, find out who you are and maybe where you live. Endeavor to return to that address. Alternatively, a hospital.

4th wall awareness appears to be on GO my friend. You shouldn't know to say shit. Tell me how you know your reality is the matrix.

Alternatively, GTFO of that shitty room.

check wallet for an ID and to see how much cash you have on you. Might be able to call a cab home if you can get your address off of a drivers license if you can find it.

probably not a lizard 2014/10/04(Sat)00:36 No. 597225 ID: bf3c2f
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>Check the wallet for dosh, clues, etc.
You do like the sound of a hospital...

While the pocket gods provide, the wallet gods are less benevolent. You find $5 in the wallet, and four (4) credit cards. What you don't find is a driver's license, or any real ID.

The credit cards have four separate names on them.

Somehow, you doubt that any of them actually belong to you.

>Get out of that shitty room.
You're not in a shitty room. You're in a shitty bus stop. It's just dark out, you think.

>4th wall capabilities BUSTED, asshole.
If you had enough points to react appropriately to your cover getting blown, you'd be shaking in your boots, boy howdy gee whiz. Maybe it's a good thing you made 4th wall awareness your dump stat, after all.

Obtain a map. sometimes bus stops have those, right? figure out where you are, see if you can find a way to the hospital.

do you see a bus schedule around you? see how long you have to wait?

Also seeing why someone might have beat the shit out of you if you were stealing things.

I say if you don't know why you are here, leave the shitty bus stop. Also who are you and your background blahblahblah, or do you have freaking amnesia?

BTW I think the headache is from poison, whether from one too many drinks or poison in your poison.

Observe surrounding buildings. Consider carefully before attempting to stand.

When a bus arrives, have $5 ready in hand, and ask driver whether it is the bus which goes to the hospital before getting aboard.

probably not a lizard 2014/10/06(Mon)01:41 No. 597475 ID: 96eae3
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>Consider carefully before attempting to stand.
...good idea. Your legs might be the only part of you that don't hurt right now, but you're dizzier than you'd thought. You're not standing up unless you have a sudden hankering to know what the concrete tastes like, or a definite location in mind.

>Bus schedule? Map?
It doesn't look like there's a map or a schedule posted around the bus stop itself. You guess you could always just wait for a bus to show up, but you've got no idea when that might be, or if it's too late for the buses to be running, or what time it even is in the first place.

>Seeing why someone might have beat the shit out of you if you were stealing things.
Yeah, it is kind of looking like you earned your severe head trauma, here. You guess you can admit that.

>Who are you? Or do you have freaking amnesia?
You've got no idea where you come from, what you do, or who you are. That's probably more the concussion you probably have's fault than some random bout of amnesia's, but a potato's more or less a potato, whatever you choose to call it.

But hey, not all's lost. You at least know that you're a thief. Progress!

probably not a lizard 2014/10/06(Mon)01:45 No. 597476 ID: 96eae3
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>Observe surrounding buildings.
There are two buildings immediately behind you. One of them is condemned. The other one looks like it might be a bar. The lights in the maybe-bar are dimmed, but it looks like there might be someone inside.

There's a gas station across the street. The lights are dim, but definitely on on; your vision's not good enough to tell if there are bars rolled over the windows. There'll be a cashier inside if it's open.

There are other buildings further down the road, but you can't really make out what any of them are.

>Leave the shitty bus stop.
You suppose your best bet, if you're gonna try being mobile, is the bar behind you or the gas station across the street.


[Imagine there's a crude picture of a dimly lit gas station if it's not too much trouble. I'm away from home and forgot my tablet pen. Professionalism right here, folks. In the flesh.]

I'd say gas station just because they got more things in them then booze, and hey with all the credit cards you have you might actually be able to buy something.

If you go to the gas station you will be a witness to a robbery, and might nearly get shot or taken hostage or something. No seriously I'm sure shit will go down at the gas station, so settle for getting more pissed at the pub, then getting your ass kicked for people not liking you because they are drunk aggressive pricks.

I'm not saying for sure this stuff will happen, but with your luck it probably will, so go to the bar I guess. Good luck lol.

Voting Bar because it's more likely they'll have a phone for you to use. We need medical attention stat, or at the very least some bandages and rubbing alcohol. Don't want those wounds going septic.

I would suggest heading to the gas station, personally. Don't want to get thrown out or seem like a threat at a bar, I mean that bleeding and broken face of yours is gorgeous don't get me wrong, but some people probably won't take to it well. If you go to the gas station you may even be able to get by with a claim that some drunkard at the bar roughed you up. Any and all possibly cranky gas station workers aside, you can at least ask a couple questions about where you are to get your bearings... I wouldn't advise using those credit cards yet though. Who knows if they're even iced or not. People might have called in looking for them, who knows. Unless its an emergency-- Something you /really/ need /asap/, I wouldn't advise it.