Unvar 2014/09/07(Sun)06:42 No. 593050 ID: fb0f12
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Ya mornings are fun wish I didn't need to sleep every other week do you know how hard it is forming a skeleton after being liquid for 36 hours.

sounds rough. let's get breakfast. being evil on an empty stomach is also not fun.

Unvar 2014/09/07(Sun)06:55 No. 593054 ID: fb0f12
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'Wait who the hell are you?"

The demons of hell, influencing your mind from far beneath the earth's crust.
WoooOOOOOoooo.

>>593055
great you ruined it, this isn't earth this is neo dar-noir.

Unvar 2014/09/07(Sun)07:13 No. 593057 ID: fb0f12
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Don't worry we have demons here to so seems legit

So, what scale evil we talking here? Are we disney-evil, IE kicking puppies and eating love?
Are we dickhole evil, going out of our way just to ruin people's days?
Are we dictator warlord evil, set on universal domination?

What's our dillyo here

Unvar 2014/09/07(Sun)07:34 No. 593059 ID: fb0f12
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Me and my brothers Linix and Darcverse have destroyed countless worlds harvesting there resources and enslaving there people forcing them to serve us or or executed in fun ways for our amusement....yes I'm evil but no I don't kick puppy's that's just mean

Unvar 2014/09/07(Sun)07:44 No. 593061 ID: fb0f12
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Also our females use chainsaws as sex toys

oh, uhh, not sure if that was what dillyo ment, but useful!

anyway, what's our current target?

I was thinking about attacking a colony of Astranians I love how they blush when we force them to strip plus their children make cute pets

Or I was going to spend time with my children

Or I was thinking about spending some time with my wife she loves crimson blood flowers....

Take the family out and subjugate some tribal peoples. The kids can force tribes under their own control to go to war with each other, and you and the wife can demand construction of grand temples where servants can feed you native foods and preform blood sacrifices. y'know, a nice family vacation.

Unvar 2014/09/07(Sun)09:50 No. 593084 ID: fb0f12
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I'm going to take the children to see their mother first

what happened to her?

Why don't you just eat your children? That's evil right? Or are you just selectively evil you fucking hipocrite?

I guess you could just mold them into remorseless killers of mass conquering though. You seem like the not super crazy guy that wants to be evil, but isn't fully evil conquerer or not. I bet you even give your conquered victims healthcare you slut. Real villains kick puppies.

Twisted_root 2014/09/08(Mon)00:23 No. 593280 ID: fb0f12
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On our first home world it was called Darc-noir my father was the ruler a great man and father but the demon weapon Noava gauge a weapon that could grant you powers beyond your wildest dreams....it twisted him until he wasn't even himself anymore....I was younger then foolish thinking peace was the way my brother Linix almost died when father damaged his mask and Darcverse had it far worse then any of us.....I failed to save my wife call me hipocrite again and i'll gut you like I did my father

Good, you passed. Had to test your resolve. Now I have one question, are you willing to do anything for evil? I'm not asking you to sacrifice yourself, but are you willing to sacrifice all moral consideration and respect for your fellow being down to just the bare minimum for the sake of power and control?

wow..
so uhh, how old are the kids?

Unvar 2014/09/08(Mon)07:02 No. 593303 ID: fb0f12
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Well I have over 300 children my oldest is 57 he should be ready to grow extra shadow mass soon and I'm am a fart so its not like i'm just going to kill my children or brothers family's first also I was sick last night so I had my friend twisted Twisted_root post the last image and text for me check out her Slavery quest....what the hell was I just saying

>>593303
you are going t show your oldest the ropes.

4th wall broke, follow emergency protocol.

okay so how do they grow up? your oldest looks almost identical to siblings, do they get a cocoon?