Why so troubled Donkey?

kick what troubles you, because seriously you a donkey.

Awkwaaaard Imessedup 2014/08/28(Thu)09:38 No. 591535 ID: db7e80
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>>Why so troubled Donkey?

Because of all the stares.

>>Kick what troubles you, because seriously, you a donkey.

Looks like Donkey's troubles are a little too big and high in number to be kicked.

Be floor. Devour the stares.

So, what's this about? Got a parking ticket or something?

You know if I knew exactly the situation, my suggestion would be different. However I'm assuming, shout out this is a mistrial. No suitable defense, a jury not of your peers, and an partial court.

>>591535
all I can think of here is "how does that giant wield that gavel? Does he just pinch the stick end between those mammoth fingers? Why doesn't he have a bigger one made, I am certain he has the funds to do so! I don't understand, why is it so small in comparison to him?

Don't worry that chameleon guy is not even looking at you.

So are you a lawyer or are you on trial yourself?

>>Be floor. Devour the stares.

Despite Donkey’s deep desire of being anything else but herself right now, she cannot be the floor… Nor devour the stares. She probably wouldn’t anyway, she’s sure they’d taste rather… Bitter.

>>So, what's this about? Got a parking ticket or something?

Donkey wishes to know. She can’t remember anything past… a few seconds ago actually.

>>You know if I knew exactly the situation, my suggestion would be different. However I'm assuming, shout out this is a mistrial. No suitable defense, a jury not of your peers, and an partial court.

Donkeys has no knowledge of what’s a mistrial and she’s not sure she ever had, at this point.

Imessedup 2014/08/28(Thu)10:50 No. 591548 ID: db7e80
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The big bear starts talking. Donkey seems not to be able to understand his technical speech, for the most part all that comes to her pointy ears are big words and nothing more, however she does gets the general idea behind it.

He’s saying that she has been declared guilty of terrible crimes against the law and is about to be transferred in a high-ranking security prison in which she’ll spend the rest of her sorry life. He asks if she has any last words before she’s taken back to her cell.

Oh noooooooo
"I don't understand! What did I do?"

Explain that you have no idea what is going on and you need a lawyer. Might be to late but worth a shot.

Well, at least you aren't sentenced to be executed.

''Pina colada's are DELICIOUS.'' That should shake him up.

"I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me!"

Imessedup 2014/08/29(Fri)10:17 No. 591669 ID: db7e80
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5 uhmm

>>Oh noooooooo
"I don't understand! What did I do?"

Donkey timidly states that she has no idea what’s happening, she also don’t know what she did and why she should be imprisoned.

Imessedup 2014/08/29(Fri)10:19 No. 591670 ID: db7e80
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6 griiiiin

The bear curls his lips into an uncomfortable smile and states that Donkey said exactly what he was expecting her to. He also declares that the court is DISMISSED.

Imessedup 2014/08/29(Fri)10:20 No. 591671 ID: db7e80
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Scaring the hell out of everyone in the process.

>>all I can think of here is "how does that giant wield that gavel? Does he just pinch the stick end between those mammoth fingers? Why doesn't he have a bigger one made, I am certain he has the funds to do so! I don't understand, why is it so small in comparison to him?

Apparently that wasn’t his gavel.

Imessedup 2014/08/29(Fri)10:21 No. 591673 ID: db7e80
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Your escort, a very reassuring guard, steps between you and the judge. Its smooth, metallic hands reach for Donkey, trapping her within a firm and cold grip.

Imessedup 2014/08/29(Fri)10:23 No. 591674 ID: db7e80
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As the guard efficiently proceeds with the “garbage disposal”, just like the bear ordered him to, Donkey screams the first thing that comes to her mind at the door to the court, which is getting further and further away from her:

>>''Pina colada's are DELICIOUS.''

… Please, try to understand, she’s panicking.

Imessedup 2014/08/29(Fri)10:24 No. 591675 ID: db7e80
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The robot leads Donkey to an enormous room filled with badly drawn circles-AHEM-cells to which access is possible only through an extensible bridge. All the while all she can scream, for some reason, is the same thing:

>>''Pina colada's are DELICIOUS.''

Imessedup 2014/08/29(Fri)10:26 No. 591677 ID: db7e80
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A door to the cell starts opening. Right when the robot is about to unceremoniously shove Donkey inside of it she takes a deep breath, once again, screams.

>>”PINA COLADA’S ARE DELICIOUS!!!''

Loud and clear, spelling every word slowly and carefully.

Imessedup 2014/08/29(Fri)10:27 No. 591678 ID: db7e80
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The guard-bot stops.

Imessedup 2014/08/29(Fri)10:28 No. 591679 ID: db7e80
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(animated)

Imessedup 2014/08/29(Fri)10:31 No. 591680 ID: db7e80
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Okay… What?

The very same guard-bot who, until a few moments ago, was holding uncomfortably tight on your fragile frame has just very carefully placed you back on the ground.

You’re alone with the guard-bot. What do you do?

(Okay, I want to point a thing out: I keep misplacing "Donkey" with “you” instinctively. Sorry for the inconsistency, I'll try to NOT repeat the same mistakes again. Thanks for all the support, hope you enjoy this little quest.)

state clearly "close cell door 101 and list it as occupied"

>>591679

wat

I guess they are delicious

>>591680
Maybe the robot can take you out of here now! If not, then get moving on your own.

Imessedup 2014/08/29(Fri)11:58 No. 591706 ID: db7e80
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>>state clearly "close cell door 101 and list it as occupied"

Cell door 101 is now closed and listed as occupied.

>>wat… I guess they are delicious

That is obviously NOT the reason the robot rebooted. However Donkey does like pina colada’s.

>>Maybe the robot can take you out of here now! If not, then get moving on your own.

Moving alone right now is not a good idea, while being taken to this cell Donkey had the chance to see quite a huge facility, filled with personnel and other guard-bots that might not be as pina coladous as this one. The robot will surely be helpful.

Speaking of it, that glowing eye is staring at you. It’s quite unsettling, especially if combined with the force of the bot deep and quite threatening voice. It rumbles as it speaks, asking if Mistress is allright.

>>591706
Hmm, maybe it knows you. Ask for information regarding the crime you committed and what job you had before being arrested.

I guess we have outside help. Hacker horse friend of yours donkey? Or maybe an iguana? Idk celebration dance.

Imessedup 2014/08/29(Fri)13:21 No. 591719 ID: db7e80
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>>Hmm, maybe it knows you. Ask for information regarding the crime you committed and what job you had before being arrested.

Donkey decides to ask the robot a few questions about herself, after all it seems like it’s somehow familiar with her and even if it isn’t, it might be able to retrieve something from some kind of archive, right?

She asks why is she there, what did she do before being captured and, least but not last, if he knows WHO is she?

>>I guess we have outside help. Hacker horse friend of yours donkey? Or maybe an iguana? Idk celebration dance.

It does not seem the right time to do a celebration dance, however Donkey makes a mental note to do one once out of this place.

Imessedup 2014/08/29(Fri)13:22 No. 591720 ID: db7e80
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The robot answers that this is information it cannot retrieve because it’d have to access Mother. Normally it wouldn’t be a problem but right now, being a corrupted unit, Mother would probably try to fix it or deactivate it, thus it wouldn’t be of any help to the Mistress anymore, it’d in fact become a threat, especially if Mother decides to send more than a unit to check on it.

As long as it stays away from Mother, does NOT access her, and its brothers doesn’t directly check on its status it’ll be fine. Unless Mistress wants it to go back to its normal mode, like she often requested.

All it can tell her is what it learned directly from her, information it stored itself, information that might or not be in Mother, things it learned by seeing and hearing her. However, it specifies, they can be quite irrelevant or superficial, since Mistress never talked much to it.

>>591720
You bad girl, you messed with a government system. And unable to remember how you done it. Need to get back your memory and take over this hole of a civilization

okay so, tell it to relay the information anyway. might be useful.

>>591720
So what would have happened if you'd managed to stuff us in the cell?

After this, we gotta go. Ask what would be the safest exit route, and take it.

Ah so they zapped you with a memory ray because you were probably too dangerous otherwise. Explains why the "judge" was so happy when you said you had no idea what was going on.

Well hopefully learning more will help break any blocks they put in your head.

Ask the robot what it personally knows about you and if this is a safe place to talk. Then find out whats in that cell and if you can get out if you went inside. And finally why you liked having it in normal mode a lot.

I'm pretty sure Donkey zapped herself with a memory ray. Getting a real "Total Recall" feel here.

Well the robot is corrupted, knows its corrupted, and wants to stay that way. Huh. Well it really is either hacked or it malfunctioned in a really convenient way. Either way robot buddy ol' pall, what do you have in mind for a plan? You know this place better than we do.

Let's give the robot a name. I think we shall call him Johnny Five.

Cause Chaos, let everybody out. Leave a message.

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

You need to metal gear solid this, although the giant robot makes that impossible...unless can the robot hide us inside him? Or maybe hold us and pretend he is relocating a prisoner?

Imessedup 2014/08/30(Sat)11:21 No. 591842 ID: db7e80
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18v

>>okay so, tell it to relay the information anyway. might be useful.

Donkey tells the robot she care little about how relevant it thinks the information is, she is desperate for any clue of what she was and wants to hear it anyway.

Imessedup 2014/08/30(Sat)11:23 No. 591843 ID: db7e80
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This is what robot knows about Donkey:

-She has been in the facility for over a month.
-She hacked robot with an illegal device.
-She goes where she is not supposed to, especially thanks to robot, which allows access to various areas she shouldn’t enter into, despite having already quite a wide range of exploration compared to others personnel members already.
-She likes calling the robot names such as: rusty can, bowl of broken gears, useless piece of black fecal matter and many others.
-She loves soda.
-She cleans stuff in the facility. Even the bathrooms.
-She has no friends.
-She rarely talks to anyone.
-She always complains about her manecut.
-She spits a lot while talking.

And that’s it, says robot.

Imessedup 2014/08/30(Sat)11:23 No. 591844 ID: db7e80
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Donkey feels kind of bad for calling robot like that… It seems she was an awful person before somehow loosing her memory…

>>Let's give the robot a name. I think we shall call him Johnny Five.

While Jhonny Five might not be it, Donkey finds the idea of giving the robot a REAL name quite appropriate, since she kind of feels sorry for those horrible nicknames… Donkey wonders if she would feel the same way if she still had her memories.

(SUGGEST A NAME FOR THE GUARD-BOT.)

>>After this, we gotta go. Ask what would be the safest exit route, and take it.

The initial shock starts to fade and, while Donkey is still quite confused, she starts to realize she has to take action. Her freedom is at stake.

Donkey asks the robot what’s the safest exit nearby.

He answers that there are about 1000 and over safe exit routes in the room.

Seeing Donkey’s puzzled look it specifies that they are the cells.

>>So what would have happened if you'd managed to stuff us in the cell?

Donkey is quite surprised by the robot’s answer. At this point the most logical thing to do is ask why? How does the cells works? Aren’t those supposed to keep you safely inside rather than give you a safe exit? What would have happened if she got in hers?

The robot explains Donkey that it would have locked the door shut, activating the automatic pressurization of the cell along with its artificial gravity system. Right after that the cell would have communicated with the new prison she was supposed to be sent to so that it could receive its exact position. The cell would then have launched, flying to destination, piloted only by its computer, leaving Donkey at her new prison only to fly all the way back here.

… Of course that would only lead from a prison to another but it technically IS the safest way out, it says.

>>Ask the robot what it personally knows about you and if this is a safe place to talk. Then find out whats in that cell and if you can get out if you went inside. And finally why you liked having it in normal mode a lot.

Donkey asks the robot why she wanted him in RED-mode so much.

The robot explains she worked at night, when most are outside the facility, it was supposed to be always with her, guard her and make sure she didn’t do anything that wasn’t cleaning. However she somehow managed to hack him, forcing him to go in GREEN-mode. At the end of each turn, however, she made sure he went back in RED by spelling the PASSWORD, avoiding problems in case any of its brothers checked on him.

Donkey feels like they’ve been talking quite a lot since they got here so, she quickly asks if the place they’re actually in is safe.

The robot admits it’s not the safest place to talk, in fact… It thinks they already used quite a lot of time, someone may check for them soon, be it through cameras or physically.

Imessedup 2014/08/30(Sat)11:28 No. 591846 ID: db7e80
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(animated)

>>Well the robot is corrupted, knows its corrupted, and wants to stay that way. Huh. Well it really is either hacked or it malfunctioned in a really convenient way. Either way robot buddy ol' pall, what do you have in mind for a plan? You know this place better than we do.

Donkey panics asking the robot WHAT SHOULD THEY DO?!

It says there are two possibilities: it might either put her in the cell and send her away flying, hoping that she can somehow find a way to NOT make it reach its destination, or it can walk her out this room, holding her close and pretending he is relocating her.

Both choices are quite dangerous though.

(I just realized I cannot post dobules *Yays* without the char icons near the text it's kind of tedious to read, sorry. I am kind of new at this, I'll try not to repeat the same mistake. Again, thanks for the support!)

Voting we name the robot Kong for incredibly obvious reasons.

>>591846
Also, only one of these lets us keep our robot buddy, so I'm voting the relocation plan. If this is indeed space jail, There's gotta be some sort of shuttle bay for the people who work here. We just gotta find that and skedaddle outta here.

If we cannot have Johnny Five, then I like HK-47. Or Guybrush Threepwood, a Mighty Robot.

You know what? Fuck it. Let's give him a nickname. I'm totally fine with calling him Guybrush, I get it too. And let's have him ''relocate'' us.

embrace the robit.

but guys, Donkey and Kong
Donkey kong

>>591847
What do you mean "Doubles"? What happened?

>>591901
>>591907
Guybrush and Kong are both silly names. I say call the bot Al. As in Alfred, Albert, or whatever the heck else. I just like the sound of "Al."
(Of course if my idea gets drowned out by the others, I'm backing up naming it Kong.)

Imessedup 2014/08/31(Sun)02:20 No. 591961 ID: db7e80

>>591912

(I can't post two pictures that are the same. Which means I can't repeat faces in dialogues, which is kind of useful, but it doesn't matter I'll just work my way around it. Thanks for the concern ;3)

>>591961
you could make icons like this one
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/icons/
To create dialogs within one post.
Or a different color
or you rename the image before uploading it again... though that's probably a bad solution^^

(Okay, I don't know how to do all these things XD I'll think I'll open a different thread somewhere else, so that I can ask all I need without ruining the game atmosphere with OOC posts >_< Thanks by the way!)

Name your robot, Santa Claus
In fact, we should choose to do humorous and chaotic things in what is likely our revolution against what appears to be a heavily fascist government and computer overlord. Let Chaos Reign!

In fact does Donkey have a name other than Donkey?

Okay, here's the plan.
Have the robot try to sneak you out. We just avoided getting put in the cell so it would be irrational to just go in there now. It's too bad the robot can't fit in there, otherwise I'd suggest it came with you in the cell or something.

If plan A fails, they'll throw you in the cell for real this time. Then you can try plan B.