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578717 No. 578717 ID: bdb6cb

ok so i had this idea for a quest

so your this guy right and your all happy and everything
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No. 578718 ID: bdb6cb
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578718

but then you get hit by a car and you died
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No. 578719 ID: 186341

SHIT
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No. 578720 ID: bdb6cb
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578720

but then you came back from the dad and now you want ravenge

what do you do
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No. 578721 ID: 186341

OH COOL
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No. 578722 ID: 186341

kiss a dude
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No. 578724 ID: ac14c0

>>578720
Shamble after the car.
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No. 578725 ID: bdb6cb
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578725

ps your in a graveyard b/c you died and were buryed

what do you do
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No. 578726 ID: bdb6cb
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578726

ok so u decide to kiss a dude (thats kinda gay but w/e)

so you use ur zombee powers to make the guys next to u come back from the dad also and they do

and u kiss john (ugh so gay) but only b/c it gives you more zombee powers, you dont kiss bobby b/c hes fat and gross

so now your a lvl 2 zombee and john and bobby r lvl 1 what do you do (the car is gone by the way it took along time for you to get buryed so u dont know who hit you)
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No. 578728 ID: 0ee153

jump to the moon and eat it
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No. 578732 ID: 410c24

Check your dead body for the imprint of a license plate, so you can track down the dude that killed you and eat his brains.
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No. 578737 ID: bdb6cb
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578737

ok so u decide to jump to the moon and eat it so you jump
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No. 578738 ID: bdb6cb
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578738

and u grab ur legs and pull rly hard
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No. 578739 ID: bdb6cb
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578739

and you pull urself all the way to the moon

but you realice u cant eat the moon b/c its made out of chese and zombees only eat brains so ur gonna starve if u stay up here and theres no zombees up here either

you do notice that on ur forhead is a imprint of the license plate number of the car that hit you! but ur a zombee and cant read so u need to abduct a human who can help

what do you do
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No. 578740 ID: 0ee153

Make the moon read it for you. Then eat its brains. Crash the corpse into whoever ran you over.
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No. 582794 ID: 94da0b
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582794

"Make the moon read it for you. Then eat its brains. Crash the corpse into whoever ran you over."
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No. 582795 ID: 94da0b
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582795

"That's SO DUMB, Tommy! Why do you always have to ruin Chain Story Time? Misses Johnson, make Tommy stop being such a complete douche!"
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No. 582796 ID: 94da0b
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582796

"I can't believe you'd use language like that, and in a Christian school! You get yourself up to the office, uh...um...what was your name again?"
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No. 582799 ID: 0ee153

>>582796
As Tommy, I choose to name this new character "Lucifer Judas".
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No. 582804 ID: 94da0b
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582804

"Oh, that's right, your name is Lucifer Judas. Get to the principal's office right this minute!"
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No. 582805 ID: 94da0b
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582805

"M-M-Mr. Slenderman, why is her name Lucifer? She's a girl! And how did the teacher change clothes so quickly?"
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No. 582806 ID: 94da0b
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582806

"Those are rather good questions. It's because..."
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No. 582807 ID: ef7fd2

>>582806
She's secretly a stock photo
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No. 582810 ID: 94da0b
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582810

"It's because...she's secretly a stock photo."

:Liddlegurl: "What's a stock photo?"

"Well, you remember your older sister, right? Before she died?"
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No. 582811 ID: 94da0b
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582811

:Liddlegurl: "Oh, yes! Of course I remember her! She was so pretty!"

:Slendy924: "Well, she became a stock photo."

:Liddlegurl: "Are stock photos what people become after they've taken too many pictures of themselves?"

:Slendy924: "...Yes."
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No. 582812 ID: 94da0b
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582812

:Liddlegurl: "Can you tell me how she became a stock photo?"

:Slendy924: "Of course. It all started when your sister became involved involved a group of people dedicated to..."
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No. 582817 ID: ef7fd2

>>582812
The preservation of the cultural relevancy of internet porn
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No. 582819 ID: 37aa84

>>582812
Facebook friends.
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No. 582821 ID: 0ee153

>>582817
Seconding this.
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No. 582825 ID: 94da0b
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582825

:slendy924: "It all started when your sister became involved a group of people dedicated to the preservation of the cultural relevancy of internet porn."
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No. 582826 ID: 94da0b
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582826

"Governor Romney, I'm going to have to stop you there. How does this anecdote provide an answer to the question, 'What is your biggest accomplishment in life to date'?"
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No. 582827 ID: 94da0b
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582827

"The question was what? Oh, sorry. Well, my biggest accomplishment in life to date would to have to have been the time I..."
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No. 582840 ID: 37aa84

invented the McDonalds Dollar menu.
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No. 582841 ID: 0ee153

"was elected President of the United States and invented time travel."
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No. 582854 ID: dbe554

Turned myself into Barack Obama, and then back again. Proving I am capable of being everyone and everything.
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No. 582858 ID: 0b2889

>>582827
Ran the original Crysis with all settings maxxed out solely with computer parts 20 years out of date.

>>582841
hahaha xD nice
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No. 582896 ID: b58703

>>582827
Implemented an anti-zombie catapult system and four years later saw its successful use, sending a potential zombie uprising harmlessly to the moon.
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