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573146 No. 573146 ID: 8a3a69

WALLET QUEST: BEGIN

Your name is Malachi. You are in a room that you have never seen before, but that is not what is important. It seems that you have lost your wallet.

Your wallet contains items important to your everyday life, and you must find it as soon as possible.

>Please suggest an action
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No. 573154 ID: 19955f

Headbutt the wall cause you love it so much
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No. 573155 ID: 8a3a69
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573155

You're so fucking angry that you decide to headbutt the wall. That seems like the sensible option in this scenario. You raise your arms, getting FUCKING PUMPED for this sweet wall headbutt you are about to deliver.
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No. 573156 ID: 19955f
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573156

Rella?
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No. 573157 ID: 8a3a69
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573157

You charge full force into the wall, and...
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No. 573158 ID: 8a3a69
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573158

...you immediately become stuck.

Nice job asshole.

What now?
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No. 573159 ID: a95b2e

Twist until you succeed in breaking the wall, or popping free.
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No. 573160 ID: 19955f
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573160

Yes we did it
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No. 573161 ID: 8a3a69
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573161

You try your damnedest to pull yourself out of the wall.
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No. 573162 ID: 8a3a69
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573162

Until suddenly, you pull a huge chunk out of the wall, falling on your ass.

Hello, what's this?
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No. 573163 ID: 8a3a69
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573163

You pause the game. Sometimes, people need sleep. This includes you.

[Will return tomorrow, feel free to leave commands.]
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No. 573165 ID: ca65e6

>>573162
Stick your face in it.
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No. 573204 ID: a95b2e

Adjust your new drywall hat (find an aesthetically pleasing angle) and peer out the hole into space. What do you see?
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No. 573287 ID: b0f921
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573287

You unpause the game. Time to get back to business.
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No. 573289 ID: b0f921
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573289

You take the sheetrock piece off of your head and set it aside, because doing anything else would be silly.

You peer out the hole in the wall that you created.
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No. 573290 ID: b0f921
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573290

Dude, where the hell are we?
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No. 573292 ID: 3dd174

Out of shock, quickly try to put the drywall back in the hole.
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No. 573293 ID: adb551

Jump out of hole or at least throw something out of hole when you get the chance.
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No. 573295 ID: ca65e6

Break off a piece of drywall and throw it through to see what happens.
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No. 573296 ID: e1609c

>>573290
CANNONBAAAAALLLL
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No. 573299 ID: b0f921
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573299

No, no. No. We definitely don't need that.

You try to put the piece of wall back in place, pushing on it hard in your panic. Your overwhelming strength starts to crack the wall.
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No. 573300 ID: b0f921
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573300

The wall breaks, sending little pieces flying into the space beyond. They do not fall, but instead float outward.

You consider for a moment if you should jump out into the abyss, and for a split second, consider doing a cannonball into it.

But then you realize that you have no idea what is out there, and you don't want to be injured or worse.
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No. 573301 ID: ca65e6

>>573300
Alright, just try calling out to see if anyone's out there.
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No. 573303 ID: b0f921
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573303

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No. 573311 ID: a95b2e

Just be thankful you can still breathe.
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No. 573334 ID: e9466a
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573334

You are grateful that you can breath, and not really sure how this whole space thing works, but you do know that you seem to be alive.

You call out into the unknown, only to find that your voice does not echo or travel as you thought it would. It makes sense. There are no objects in space for sound to bounce off of, therefore, sound does not travel.
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No. 573335 ID: 13ef94

try to cearfully squeeze through the hole and make your way on top of the "box"
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No. 573382 ID: ca65e6

>>573334
Well your options are to either stay in the box forever and eventually die of thirst, or leap out into the unknown.
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No. 573387 ID: e1609c

>>573334
I reiterate:
CANNONBAAAAAAALLLLLLL
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No. 573389 ID: aedb80

Well if you can breathe in space and sound seems to actually exist, I would guess that youre in some sort of oxygenated gas cloud.
Welp, I guess if you have to go you have to go.
Also for pities sake don't cannonball, you'll end up in a spin.
In 0G, you don't want to be in a spin.
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No. 573396 ID: 0a921f
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573396

You realize that you can't just sit here in the room forever, so you try to move on top of the structure. Very carefully, you climb up through the hole.
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No. 573397 ID: 0a921f
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573397

You make it on top of the box, thankfully with no problems.
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No. 573410 ID: b491b3

Examine the mysterious objects on top of the box.
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No. 573413 ID: ca65e6

>>573397
Oh, gravity still works if you stay in contact with the box, that's nice.

Looks like a note and a pen. Check it out.
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No. 573507 ID: e9466a
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573507

You climb on top of the box to find a box of nails, a hammer, and a bottle of super glue.
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No. 573510 ID: a95b2e

That's it?

Uh, try reading the labels, see if they say anything out of the ordinary. And check inside the box of nails- make sure it's actually filled with nails and not something else.
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No. 573513 ID: a7868d

Lets take our flimsy ass cube apart and rebuild it as a cool longboat
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No. 573548 ID: b0f921
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573548

The box of nails is exactly what it appears to be. A box of fucking nails. What else would it be?
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No. 573549 ID: b0f921

[i keep forgetting his fUCKING BEARD DAMMIT]
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No. 573550 ID: b0f921
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573550

[Just a thought, if you guys want to check out some of my other art, you can go to panty-panda.tumblr.com. I draw alot of stuff, and I'd really appreciate it!]
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No. 573551 ID: ca65e6

>>573507
Take that stuff, start breaking more of the box down and make a spaceship out of it!
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No. 573566 ID: b0f921
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573566

You don't even know how would start to build a rocket with nails, a hammer, and a bottle of glue. Although, you do entertain the idea for a moment. That would be pretty fucking cool.

But, you still can't find your wallet. This is the main problem, and you have no idea what to do.
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No. 573567 ID: ca65e6

Wait. I see the wallet, it's floating above you.
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No. 573632 ID: adb551

Try to jump towards wallet and grab it.
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No. 574052 ID: 3943a3
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574052

You have the sudden urge to turn around, and...

HOLY CHRIST THAT'S YOUR FUCKING WALLET!

It floats shyly in the distance, much too far for you to grab. You don't want to jump out and grab it either, because you might just end up floating through space, which would be retarded.
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No. 574064 ID: c170fd

Rip up the cube into pieces, glue and nail them together to make a stairway so you can go up and grab it while standing on solid ground.
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No. 574074 ID: 257051

Time for Newton's third law. Build a nail powered rocket. Every nail you throw away from your wallet will accelerate you and your floating room towards the wallet.
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No. 577847 ID: a153d0
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577847

You have a brilliant idea. With a quick jump down from the roof and an even quicker hammer smash and grab technique, you return to the top of the box with a piece of plaster ripped from the wall. There are now two holes in the wall downstairs.
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No. 577848 ID: a153d0
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577848

You clumsily nail and glue little pieces of the wall together to create a pseudo-bridge. You can now step across and reach the wallet safely.
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No. 577853 ID: 321d85

Welp, grab the wallet. What's in it? Pictures? $7.50? Gift cards? Smashed up Doritos?
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No. 577855 ID: 7f9410

Be careful not to fall into the infinite void.
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