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553061 No. 553061 ID: 5bc031

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Elah's balls!

What time is it?

What DAY is it?
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No. 553064 ID: 5bc031
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Nothing's ready! The tree's not decorated! The solstice is nearly here!
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No. 553065 ID: ba8629

Make tree

Turn nearby losers into ornaments
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No. 553066 ID: 4a20fa

Find Captain Preparation to help you prepare.
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No. 553068 ID: 7bbaae

>>553064
Oh god

How is it normally decorated? Glowing balls of magic and shit? Put glowing balls of magic everywhere. Or make giant fireflies.
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No. 553071 ID: 1c677c

Summon solstice minions
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No. 553089 ID: 9ddf68

tell us what needs to be done and maybe us all the vines just laying around to help speed up decorating.
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No. 553127 ID: e3aff6

Put on festively colored wizard hat.
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No. 553129 ID: 5bc031
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Solstice minions...

Let's see. Well, right now I have one Kiri Palai Aves.

"Hi!"

"Please don't talk directly to them, Diyil. It just encourages them."

"Encourages them to what?"
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And one Captain Preparation.

He's still a little grumpy.
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No. 553132 ID: 5bc031
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So. I don't really have a PLAN, per se. Technically this is a celebration of Ahura, the Unconquered Sun, as he defeats the forces of darkness and returns light to the land. A bit more ACCURATELY, it's the point in the synodic period where the planet's axis is maximally tilted away from our star. I mean, I've met some of those forces of darkness and none of them are able to stop a planet in its tracks, or extinguish a star. Now, SYMBOLICALLY, there's this whole, "tied to the land, season of earth's sleep approaches" thing and a ritual with some fire and blood and a sickle and evergreen. Geomancy and the whole Fisher King thing is kind of a pain in the ass. On the other hand, the other solstice is worth the wait.

>Vines

I suppose I have about a million talents of those lying around, yes.

That's good.

Because what I was planning on decorating...
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No. 553133 ID: 5bc031
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...is this.


Do I get to work on those fireflies, or make those giant mana lights, or go find some magic source to actually pay for all of this?

I've never done the firefly thing before. Could be fun.

I'll go get my festive hat.
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No. 553134 ID: b8ceae

>>553133
This is BEFORE your mana crystals were all stolen and screwed up, right? Or after they were fixed?

Nevermind. Fireflies are cheap, and you can change some leaves to red to get the holiday theme going.
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No. 553136 ID: 4a20fa

Make Captain Preparation less grumpy by festooning him with sparkles and tinsel.

Send Mongbat out to find where all the snow's gone. There's supposed to be snow. Or at least rain.
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No. 553153 ID: ba8629

Definitely decorate Captain Preparation. That guy looks grouchy and needs some festive cheer!

IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME GIANT-ASS FIREFLIES, MY STRIPEY CHUM.
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No. 553162 ID: ba8629

Give Diyil some fingers or bonus arms or tentacles or a harness made of vines so she can hang decorations all willy nilly.

And build a big bonfire somewhere. Those are always festive.
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No. 553171 ID: 5bc031
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"Stop being so grumpy. Most tribesmen would love being buried in solid gold like that."

"It's heavy."

"It's gold. Of course it's heavy."


Well, Diyil is having fun with her new appendages. I'll send her out to do some weather-scouting soon.

Meanwhile I'll work on these fireflies.
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No. 553172 ID: 5bc031
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You said something about a bonfire, right?

PERFECT.
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No. 553177 ID: 7bbaae

>>553172
FIRE fireflies! YES!

What about tinsel? Maybe you could have giant spiders make some really shiny spidersilk for tinsel.
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No. 553183 ID: ba8629

The big lion guy used to be the lion humanoid who stabbed you, right?

Also, the firefly has real fire? That isn't going to set everything on fire, will it?

Hey, a celebration probably needs more than two guests. What can be done about that?
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No. 553205 ID: 9ddf68

don't these party things usually have sweets or snacks or something for people to eat? we should see weather or not we can't find something right away.
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No. 553212 ID: 761017

>>553172
Make the fireflies glow cobalt blue.

Cobalt blue is the most bitchin color of light.
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No. 553214 ID: 761017

Spend some mana on upgrading your hat.
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No. 553243 ID: 8be4a2

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL INVITATIONS.

ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY.
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No. 553244 ID: 5fd94e

>>553212

Aw Yea
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No. 553246 ID: 5bc031
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Yes, Sinan is my would-be assassin. He's not proven much more competent at anything else, except complaining. He's not even very decorative.

So just how giant of spiders are you talking about?

I mean, this place is big. Really big.

Really, really big.

Everything is still kind of horribly broken so I don't exactly have the juice to put something like that together at all right now, much less keep it from collapsing under its own weight.
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No. 553247 ID: 5bc031
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Party guests? Well, I hadn't exactly planned on a party but what the hell. Who exactly are you hoping to invite? There's a bunch of angry gnolls to the south, angry lions to the east, cowed mongeese scattered here and there, and a bustling city about 30 leagues downriver to the west. I mean, we're a little short on time here. I could probably get one invite out with Diyil. Unless you a have a better plan?


So now I have a blue bug. It's not really a proper firefly but, you know. Blue flame is about twice the temperature of the nice red glow I had on the other one. Give this an actual flame and it's likely to set things on fire. Or explode. Probably both.
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No. 553251 ID: 4a20fa

>>553246
>So just how giant of spiders are you talking about?
As big as you can make them.

Duh.
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No. 553253 ID: fd6ae9

Cool. Now set the bugs to multiplying. Cover you tree with blinking red and blue fireflies. Try to keep the forest fires to a minimum, for now.

>I could probably get one invite out with Diyil. Unless you a have a better plan?
Could we send up some kind of beacon to attract guests? A Christmas star kind of deal would be more efficient than messengers.
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No. 553266 ID: 9ddf68

are there any special symbols or something for this thing we're doing? maybe you could twist some of the endless vines around here into those shapes and have the fireflies rest on them to make them festive?
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No. 553272 ID: 2f4b71

>>553247
>Give this an actual flame and it's likely to set things on fire. Or explode. Probably both.
Solve the invitation problem and the exploding bug problem at the same time: fireworks!
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No. 553328 ID: 5bc031
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Apparently you had me confused for someone that thinks it's okay to make a new form of life created only to explode. All life is sacred, spirit. Especially when I make it.

I mean, I can do this instead. Volatile exploding berries! I'll just have the bugs store them in a special sac and spit them when needed.
>sweets or snacks or something for people to eat
I can make non-exploding fruit too. Let's hope the guests eat the right ones.

That "beacon to attract guests" thing might not work out so great. I've spent a lot of time and effort teaching the locals that trespassing is harshly punished. I'll just attach some invitations to these bugs, then head up and start the bonfire.
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No. 553329 ID: 5bc031
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Wait, I sense powerful magic. What's that glow to the north?
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No. 553330 ID: 5bc031
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What
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the
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No. 553333 ID: 5bc031
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Shit


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No. 553335 ID: ba8629

Oh shit you just been upstaged.

You gonna stand for that?

Go see what's going on with Ali Ababwa over there.
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No. 553336 ID: ba8629

THAT FUCKER AND/OR THOSE FUCKERS!

Well, you can match that... And you WILL, once your tree is fully operational.
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No. 553337 ID: 4a20fa

Well, looks like they have magic and you don't.

In the festive spirit, go attend their party instead.
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No. 553351 ID: 9ddf68

isn't that one of your pillars?
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No. 553405 ID: 761017

>>553333
WAR IS DECLARED!

You've got talents of vines laying around aimlessly!

Start weaving those bitches into a grid shape, directed towardsthe enemy!

make sections of the vine-grid start glowing random fflashing colors!

Unleash hell epilepsy!!!
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No. 553755 ID: 5bc031
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Those are MY obelisks!

Yes.

I think I will attend their little party.
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No. 553756 ID: 5bc031
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"Minions! To me!"
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No. 553759 ID: 5bc031
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"Wait! Minions! Return!"



"Traitors!"



...


Well, I still have a few fireflies left.
NOW what?
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No. 553799 ID: fd6ae9

>>553333
>giant pillar
>lots of stroking horizontal bands
>periodic beam of white shot skywards
...that's certainly one of the more phallic holiday displays I've ever seen.
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No. 553808 ID: 9b57d3

>>553759
Well you've got two options here.

1. Sabotage. Go over and mess with it.
2. Outdo them. Focus on your own decorations.
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No. 553842 ID: 9ddf68

well since it's your oblisk do you think you could overcharge it or something? I mean the thing is meant to help you focus your magic right? if you messed with the flow and rerouted it to there do you think you could maybe... I don't know cause some kind of magical something that would ruin the day of everyone at that thing?

failing that >>553808 what he said
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No. 554060 ID: b625ce

They up staged you! Return the favor and upstage them! You must have 100s of kms of vines here so build a big ass tower of your own!
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No. 554094 ID: fb4e93

Personally, I'm in favor of outdoing, rather than mutually draining conflict.
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No. 554711 ID: 180958
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I can probably mess around with my obelisks... PLURAL. They stole eight of them! Bastards!

But first things first.

A little bioluminescence, a little bit of mana...
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No. 554712 ID: 180958
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...ok, a LOT of mana.


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No. 554713 ID: 180958
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No. 554714 ID: 180958
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That ought to get their attention.
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No. 554715 ID: ba8629

>>554713
That'll learn 'em.
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No. 554717 ID: ae98d5

Good god woman! I can see that from the other SIDE OF THE PLANET!!!!
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No. 554718 ID: ae98d5

>>554717
And with that I think youve blinded every one in los
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No. 554719 ID: ae98d5

>>554718
Wait no that was the sun but still MY EYES!!!
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No. 554721 ID: 9ddf68

Hahahahahaha, I LOVE IT!
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No. 554948 ID: ba8629

Looks like the three wise men...
[glasses]
...have a new star to follow. B)
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No. 554949 ID: 5869f6

>>554714
IT BUUUURNS
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No. 554995 ID: ae98d5

>>554949
I think I see some rocks out there MELTING! Holy mother of god thats some BRIGHT IR light
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