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546049 No. 546049 ID: befc95

"I'm sorry to waste your time, My Lady, the Dragons assured me this particular piece was QUITE impressive. They couldn't show me however, as it 'only works for royal blood', I believed I've been duped, Madam."

"It's okay rumble, just more trash from the surface."
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No. 546051 ID: 7bbaae

How DARE you call us trash!
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No. 546052 ID: cc2fd6

Now now, let's not hound on her...
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No. 546053 ID: 7cac4b

Hello, Your Ladyship. The young innocent who gave you this was not lied to. This object is impressive for it's function, rather than it's attractiveness. While I'm sure you have a number of lovely baubles to enhance your beauty, this is the one that will give you important, perhaps life-saving advice for whatever Impotant Event is about to happen.
In case you're wondering, yes something is about to happen. This little bauble doesn't fall into the possession of royal personages ever day.
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No. 546054 ID: 53ba34

hey, it takes a while to warm up, you try sleeping for who knows how long and then waking up right away.
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No. 546057 ID: b8ceae

>>546049
Alright, who let the dogs in?
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No. 546062 ID: d2b9fe

Hey, we're a gem! We were born in the heart of the earth, not on the surface. Even if we did spend time there. Not like we have a choice where grubby creatures drag us.
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No. 546065 ID: 9ddf68

hey if we're trash what does that say about you, you're wearing us after all.

So important questions, who are you and what do you want?
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No. 546084 ID: c23ab0

Cool you guys have a pouch!
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No. 546095 ID: a5188f

Ahh, how quickly we forget, or perhaps never knew in the first place.
But to be fair, it has been some time since we last awoke in this world, I suppose...
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No. 546096 ID: 5869f6

Greetings, my lady! You've seem to have come in possession of us! A rare event in of itself! Usually, we are not needed until life-changing events are set in motion. We act as guides, for your benefit!
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No. 546114 ID: bd48c5

>>546049
I'd highly recommend throwing this into the Sun, however you probably won't. I recommend putting up tapestries as well. The walls are too bare, and the stone floors are probably too cold. Some carpeting and drapes would do wonders.
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No. 546152 ID: befc95
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546152

"rumble are you joking with this?"

"My Lady...?"

+Chuck device across room
+Snark at rumble
+Calmly explain that the thing is talking to you
+Shake head and return to work

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No. 546153 ID: d2b9fe

>+Shake head and return to work
We don't deserve to be thrown across the room, and rubble doesn't deserve your ire.

C'mon, we can be entertaining, if nothing else.
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No. 546159 ID: 7bbaae

>>546152
+Calmly explain that the thing is talking to you
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No. 546161 ID: 53ba34

i suggest you calmly explain we are talking.
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No. 546166 ID: fd7000

>+Snark
Snark is always the right answer.
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No. 546170 ID: 5869f6

Simply tell her we're talking, m'lady. Keeping secrets can sometimes have negitive impacts down the line!
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No. 546173 ID: e1609c

>>546159
yup, go with this friendo
~spooky mind control powers go!~
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No. 546191 ID: 9ddf68

Option D
IGNORE US...for now
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No. 546193 ID: c23ab0

+ Do a little dance
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No. 546198 ID: 8eb1e2

Snark whenever possible. Always.
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No. 546222 ID: bd48c5

>>546152
+Put up some drapes, I mean really these featureless walls are going to get all dirty toot suite if we don't.
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No. 546298 ID: befc95
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546298

"It is talking to me. Who's idea was this, pebbles? Or maybe crack or Shale?"

"Madam." he looks a bit concerned, "I'm afraid I don't hear it. Perhaps this is what the Dragon shopkeep meant?"

"Dragon's don't weave magic. This has pebble's stink all over it. Did you learn nothing last time?"

rumble gives an accusatory look, as if he has no idea what's happening. He almost looks upset that such a thing was suggested.


+Shove device in rumbles face and leave, maintain your cool.
+Chomp on device, ascertain how it works.
+Summon your Grand Vizier for his advice.
+Brush it off, rumble means no harm this time.

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No. 546299 ID: 7bbaae

>>546298
+Chomp on device, ascertain how it works.
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No. 546301 ID: d2b9fe

Brush it off.
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No. 546302 ID: dbe554

Chomp it!
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No. 546304 ID: 53ba34

simple, the dragons got it from someone else.
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No. 546306 ID: 5869f6

She means no harm m'lady. It was not her fault.
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No. 546314 ID: 9ddf68

chomp chomp
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No. 546327 ID: c23ab0

+dance dance dance
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No. 546365 ID: bd48c5

>>546298
+Devour it entirely
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No. 546385 ID: f828df

+chomp on it
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No. 546458 ID: 0b54f4

>>546327
Ahahahaha

Only, yeah, don't actually. Maybe summon your Grand Vizier. Who's he, anyway? Or maybe chomp on it. But yeah, don't blame rumble.
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No. 546561 ID: e1609c

>>546298
Biting it is probably an awful idea, so of course I am in full support of it.
+1 for chomp the psychic chewtoy
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No. 546912 ID: befc95
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546912

"Well, Problem solving time I suppose."

The device is placed in my jaw. CHOMP.
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No. 546913 ID: befc95
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546913

"What ar- MY LADY!"

Bbzzzzbbccchhh
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No. 546915 ID: befc95
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546915

CRRRACK


+call guard
+vomit blood
+cry a little
+cry a lot
+ow
+accuse murder
+call guard HARDER

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No. 546916 ID: fc937d

ow

Then realize you've discovered a new punishment for people who displease you.
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No. 546917 ID: 53ba34

well, what secrets did you learn?
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No. 546922 ID: d6c045

>>546915

+cry a little
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No. 546925 ID: 1683c6

Ow.
Not the brightest idea we've had.
Execution item? Possible. But only for someone who REALLY displeases us.
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No. 546927 ID: 279f18

>>546915
+count teeth
+cry a little
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No. 546937 ID: 9ddf68

so biting magical objects isn't a very wise move...
Well now we know

also ow
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No. 546939 ID: c23ab0

+cry a lot
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No. 546940 ID: 7bbaae

Just ow will do.
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No. 546955 ID: bd48c5

>>546915
+Call Guard Harder
+Cry a Little
+Vomit Blood
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No. 546983 ID: 714ca9

+call guard
+vomit blood
+cry a little
+ow
+accuse murder
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No. 546993 ID: cad45e

Yeah you would naturally probably cry like a bitch by now. Don't want to disappoint the natural order now do we?
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No. 547593 ID: 097017

> Ow
> See if it works still works.
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