How DARE you call us trash!

Now now, let's not hound on her...

Hello, Your Ladyship. The young innocent who gave you this was not lied to. This object is impressive for it's function, rather than it's attractiveness. While I'm sure you have a number of lovely baubles to enhance your beauty, this is the one that will give you important, perhaps life-saving advice for whatever Impotant Event is about to happen.
In case you're wondering, yes something is about to happen. This little bauble doesn't fall into the possession of royal personages ever day.

hey, it takes a while to warm up, you try sleeping for who knows how long and then waking up right away.

>>546049
Alright, who let the dogs in?

Hey, we're a gem! We were born in the heart of the earth, not on the surface. Even if we did spend time there. Not like we have a choice where grubby creatures drag us.

hey if we're trash what does that say about you, you're wearing us after all.

So important questions, who are you and what do you want?

Cool you guys have a pouch!

Ahh, how quickly we forget, or perhaps never knew in the first place.
But to be fair, it has been some time since we last awoke in this world, I suppose...

Greetings, my lady! You've seem to have come in possession of us! A rare event in of itself! Usually, we are not needed until life-changing events are set in motion. We act as guides, for your benefit!

>>546049
I'd highly recommend throwing this into the Sun, however you probably won't. I recommend putting up tapestries as well. The walls are too bare, and the stone floors are probably too cold. Some carpeting and drapes would do wonders.

Suggestion 2013/10/31(Thu)17:07 No. 546152 ID: befc95
File 138326446148.png - (273.99KB , 800x600 , 2.png )

"rumble are you joking with this?"

"My Lady...?"

+Chuck device across room
+Snark at rumble
+Calmly explain that the thing is talking to you
+Shake head and return to work

>+Shake head and return to work
We don't deserve to be thrown across the room, and rubble doesn't deserve your ire.

C'mon, we can be entertaining, if nothing else.

>>546152
+Calmly explain that the thing is talking to you

i suggest you calmly explain we are talking.

>+Snark
Snark is always the right answer.

Simply tell her we're talking, m'lady. Keeping secrets can sometimes have negitive impacts down the line!

>>546159
yup, go with this friendo
~spooky mind control powers go!~

Option D
IGNORE US...for now

+ Do a little dance

Snark whenever possible. Always.

>>546152
+Put up some drapes, I mean really these featureless walls are going to get all dirty toot suite if we don't.

Suggestion 2013/11/01(Fri)19:07 No. 546298 ID: befc95
File 138335803202.png - (194.01KB , 800x600 , 3.png )

"It is talking to me. Who's idea was this, pebbles? Or maybe crack or Shale?"

"Madam." he looks a bit concerned, "I'm afraid I don't hear it. Perhaps this is what the Dragon shopkeep meant?"

"Dragon's don't weave magic. This has pebble's stink all over it. Did you learn nothing last time?"

rumble gives an accusatory look, as if he has no idea what's happening. He almost looks upset that such a thing was suggested.


+Shove device in rumbles face and leave, maintain your cool.
+Chomp on device, ascertain how it works.
+Summon your Grand Vizier for his advice.
+Brush it off, rumble means no harm this time.

>>546298
+Chomp on device, ascertain how it works.

Brush it off.

Chomp it!

simple, the dragons got it from someone else.

She means no harm m'lady. It was not her fault.

chomp chomp

+dance dance dance

>>546298
+Devour it entirely

+chomp on it

>>546327
Ahahahaha

Only, yeah, don't actually. Maybe summon your Grand Vizier. Who's he, anyway? Or maybe chomp on it. But yeah, don't blame rumble.

>>546298
Biting it is probably an awful idea, so of course I am in full support of it.
+1 for chomp the psychic chewtoy

Suggestion 2013/11/06(Wed)16:46 No. 546912 ID: befc95
File 138378518424.png - (202.05KB , 800x600 , 4.png )

"Well, Problem solving time I suppose."

The device is placed in my jaw. CHOMP.

Suggestion 2013/11/06(Wed)16:47 No. 546913 ID: befc95
File 138378524248.png - (241.03KB , 800x600 , 5.png )

"What ar- MY LADY!"

Bbzzzzbbccchhh

Suggestion 2013/11/06(Wed)16:54 No. 546915 ID: befc95
File 138378567575.png - (203.36KB , 800x600 , 6.png )

CRRRACK


+call guard
+vomit blood
+cry a little
+cry a lot
+ow
+accuse murder
+call guard HARDER

ow

Then realize you've discovered a new punishment for people who displease you.

well, what secrets did you learn?

>>546915

+cry a little

Ow.
Not the brightest idea we've had.
Execution item? Possible. But only for someone who REALLY displeases us.

>>546915
+count teeth
+cry a little

so biting magical objects isn't a very wise move...
Well now we know

also ow

+cry a lot

Just ow will do.

>>546915
+Call Guard Harder
+Cry a Little
+Vomit Blood

+call guard
+vomit blood
+cry a little
+ow
+accuse murder

Yeah you would naturally probably cry like a bitch by now. Don't want to disappoint the natural order now do we?

> Ow
> See if it works still works.