bigro 2013/08/26(Mon)21:11 No. 537881 ID: 0db5cc
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>>537723
NOPE

bigro 2013/08/26(Mon)21:11 No. 537882 ID: 0db5cc
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NOW YOUR AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS CRACK.
GENIUS.

WHAT NOW.

Well you can't climb, can you? Better move along the crack to see where it leads.

bigro 2013/08/27(Tue)20:59 No. 538084 ID: 85e111
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>>537946
DUDE, this thing goes FOREVER.

IF ONLY YOU HAD A LADDER, OR A JETPACK. OR.

'PROPULSION'

Fart as hard as you can my man! Then light it and you have a LFE!!

You're an ass in a dark, strange place. You are likely to be buttfucked. When you are buttfucked make sure to check the pockets of whoever is buttfucking you for useful items.

I am massivley disaopinted in this so far, 13 posts about a sentient arse and not ONE is a command to Twirk?
Whats wrong with you people!
TWIRK IT! TWIRK IT GOOD!

>>538123
It's spelled "twerk" and it's stupid anyway. Clearly we need to save it for when we need to charm a lady.

>>538124
How do we know it would be used to charm a lady? I don't claim to know the gender role and orientation of this ass.

>>538229
Well, I do, thank you very much. My presumption knows no bounds and I'll be damned if I let anyone impose any.

>>538233
Let's twerk at the next man we meet, to attract him.

Locate a hunky dude to twerk at.

bigro 2013/09/04(Wed)00:11 No. 539375 ID: 427269
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>>538258
>>538233
>>538229
>>538124
>>538124

Fools.

FOOLS.

THE HORRORS OF THE 'Shake it booty quake it' RITUAL ARE MANY AND GRUESOME. YOU FUCKERS BETTER BE READY FOR SOME SERIOUS BAD JUJU.

bigro 2013/09/04(Wed)00:11 No. 539376 ID: 427269
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SPEAKING OF.

Oh oh jesus.

bigro 2013/09/04(Wed)00:12 No. 539377 ID: 427269
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I'M GONNA GIVE YOU TILL THE TIME IT TAKES ME TO EAT THIS HERE CAPSICUM TO FIGURE THIS OUT.

Man. Fuck.

Fart in its face then light said fart up with maigc~

YOU HAVE SUMMONED THE BAD JUJU! CONTINUE THE RITUAL, THAT IT MAY BESTOW UPON YOU ITS MOST SACRED OF BOONS!

bigro 2013/09/04(Wed)04:18 No. 539398 ID: 427269
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>>539383
Only the killer may know peace from this 007.

Your contract to the devil has been sealed.

bigro 2013/09/04(Wed)04:19 No. 539399 ID: 427269
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>>539396

bigro 2013/09/04(Wed)04:19 No. 539400 ID: 427269
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The bad juju has dissipated.

WELL WHAT NOW.

>>539398
(The devil can go fu*k him self for all the fu*ks i give)
>>539399
Welp that just happend

Bad Juju: infect the Shope and turn it into Epohs, the evil.

bigro 2013/09/18(Wed)00:59 No. 540975 ID: 7e83aa
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>>539417
Oh wow, you hurt the babby epohs's feelings. On this it's day of animation you call it evil. Way to go.

bigro 2013/09/18(Wed)01:00 No. 540976 ID: 7e83aa
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Oh look what you made it do.

Happy. ARE YOU SATISFIED NOW.

bigro 2013/09/18(Wed)01:00 No. 540978 ID: 7e83aa
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WELP

>_

politely ask the shope to not be dead.

It's a though world out there, the weak die and the strong get the right to loot their bodies. Get inside the shop and grab everything that is not nailed down.

bigro 2013/09/24(Tue)22:17 No. 541971 ID: 7e83aa
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>>540979
She's dead anon, it's all your fault.

These things just happen, it's life, you have to roll with it.

bigro 2013/09/24(Tue)22:18 No. 541972 ID: 7e83aa
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>>540984
GUESS WHAT FUCKER, IT WAS A NAIL STORE. WHAT NOW. OOOOOOOOOOOOH.

The nails aren't nailed down. Take the nails

Yes, it is definitely time to steal all the nails and build nail-men with them.

Nailed it.

bigro 2013/10/08(Tue)03:17 No. 543371 ID: 5a518c
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>>542002
YOU DONE EQUIPPED NAILS. YOU ARE NOW A NAIL SPECIALIST.

CHOOSE YER FUCKIN SKILLS:

-chicken sandwhich
-fat fuckin burrito
-Fuck it that's all the food I know make your own fucking skill you lazy cunt.

use NAILS to craft NAILS. flood the market with infinity NAILS, destabilizing the economy. let them burn arse, let them all burn

bigro 2013/10/08(Tue)03:42 No. 543373 ID: 5a518c
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>>543372
By my calculations...

bigro 2013/10/08(Tue)03:42 No. 543374 ID: 5a518c
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STOCK MARKETS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM.

>>543374
HAHAHAHAHAAH!

bigro 2013/10/08(Tue)03:56 No. 543376 ID: 5a518c
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>>543375

Reflect on your lack of beans, garlic, onions, milk, or a digestive tract.

bigro 2013/11/15(Fri)20:59 No. 548374 ID: 93d2f6
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>>543419
Why won't the mirror ever show me who I am on the inside.

ARSE HAS OBTAINED THE MAGIC MIRROR OF TORTURED SOULS. Use it wisely you chucklefucks, it knows a bunch of shit.

look up porn on your new magic torture mirror

bigro 2013/11/15(Fri)21:26 No. 548376 ID: 93d2f6
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>>548375
The tortured souls can only torture you when you are a DUMB FUCK.

TRY AGAIN.

>>548376

Use it to figure out what the plot is.

bigro 2013/11/17(Sun)19:38 No. 548808 ID: 31845d
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>>548379
The mirror gives a longing stare.

"Plot, can not happen." It bellows.

bigro 2013/11/17(Sun)19:39 No. 548809 ID: 31845d
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"LONG LONG AGO, THIS WORLD MADE SENSE. Consistency was the norm, irregularity only a concept. Until one day, some asshole trapped away the uniting forces, three beings, now trapped in mirrors.

It's said that if you can gather these mirrors the world will make sense once more."

bigro 2013/11/17(Sun)19:40 No. 548810 ID: 31845d
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"Do you see where I'm going with this?" The mirror asks.

LOL, what a faggot. You shouldn't do what this mirror says it's a huge faggot. Don't do it seriously. Fuck you faggot.

>>548810
butt slam that mirror. get your arse prints all over it. that'll show it whose behind the times and where the booty is.

bigro 2014/01/08(Wed)03:03 No. 555813 ID: 85ad3f
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>>548817

bigro 2014/01/08(Wed)03:04 No. 555814 ID: 85ad3f
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>>555813

bigro 2014/01/08(Wed)03:05 No. 555815 ID: 85ad3f
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uh oh. It looks like someone else has booty blasted one of those mirror things into the ass-crack mountains too.

Wait a fucking minute, you know where a place is and it is a place. Shit, the world is starting to make sense. FUCK.

If this continues you will cease to exist. Try and stop this.