gloves are so last season. See if they have any higher fashions in.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)08:10 No. 537379 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537377

You press the button

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)08:12 No. 537381 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537379

That's a pretty big glove!

Cookies: 0

(Guys, is there a less tedious way to do updates with multiple images?)

>>537381
...the glove looks like a headless person! Quick, make a pass at it.

>>537382
Besides just posting multiple images? I suppose you could make a single animated gif, instead. Although that's probably more work than posting in series.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)08:50 No. 537385 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537383

Umm... A pass?

What?

Is that glove posing? See if you can't order it to get you cookies.

Failing that, try wearing it.

Try and get the hand to grab cookies from the cookie. Make it Work!

use glove as cookie storage, fill in the hole on the top.

try clicking the cookie ??????

>>537385
He's saying to ask it out

>>537385
Make friends with the glove.

Both of you, tear off bits of that cookie.

Call your grandma to get her to work and then plan for your future as a cookie space delivery guy.

Give it a high-five!

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)21:11 No. 537627 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537501
>>537389

Nothing says friendship like hard labor.

Cookies: 9

EAT THEM ALL

>>537627
Alright, while the glove works, what else can you buy with cookies?

check your pad for next cheapest thing

dont eat the cookies ! look for what else you can purchase within a few gloveshots

Cookie Quest 2013/08/25(Sun)21:28 No. 537641 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537379

Is... that a picture of your grandmother?

Total cookies: 12

YOU ARE RAVENOUSLY HUNGRY. EAT ALL THE COOKIES.

double team it, glove on one side, you on another.

How many cookies can you fit in your rucksack? We need a goal, here. Unless you want to just mine cookies forever.

Can you buy another glove? Help it gather cookies regardless.

i think our goal should be to get enough cookies to build a car, as initially suggested

Don't bother with these smalltimers. Wrap those jaws around the big cookie and gnaw on it for victory.

Seriously? http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/cookie/

Funny how obvious this is a joke off of Cookie Clicker.

>>537722
shhh don't explain the joke dummy

Well what are you waiting for?

It's been ages since you last talked to your granie, shame on you, she get's all alone in the cookie asylum.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/26(Mon)18:49 No. 537842 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537732
I-- You don't even want to think about your granny. She's the whole reason you went on the Cookie Quest to begin with.

Total Cookies: 21

Cookie Quest 2013/08/26(Mon)18:52 No. 537845 ID: 9d78a6
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You curl up in fetal position. The glove shakes its wrist disconcertingly at you.

exactly, you get to show her up!

Spin the glove like a drill to break through the outer shell of the cookie and claim the cookie-core as yours!

Stuff your rucksack. Maybe we have enough?

So... what exactly was the problem with your terrifying gran? Be more specific.

Cookie Quest 2013/08/29(Thu)06:10 No. 538319 ID: 9d78a6
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>>537856
Everything

Total Cookies: 25

Sorry for no update. I was playing cookie clicker.

Distract yourself from your fears by summoning another glove or two to distract you.

>>538319
Buy a glove to hug until the bad feelings go away.

Do a dance to work off all that cookie fat.

>>537690
...aaaand now I've baked nearly 5 trillion cookies.

Hammer away at that cookie. Grandma needs cookies.

Hug the glove and eat all the cookies.

>>538415
Ha, that's pathetic. I am currently at 258 trillion (with 8 trillion of those being hand-made).

>>538323
You don't think this is appropriate employer-worker relations.

Total cookies: 15

Cookie Quest 2013/09/03(Tue)04:52 No. 539219 ID: 9d78a6
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>>539218
Oops forgot pic.

>>539219
Sue on sexual harassment charges.

Sue it for 3 quadzillion cookies

>You don't think this is appropriate employer-worker relations.
They're not employees. They're autonomous waldos. Extensions of your will. You can do whatever you want with them.

There now, you feel better now.

>>539219
Acquire "DYNAMITE", use it on the "CENTRAL COOKIE".

Then acquire "MORE DYNAMITE" until you have enough cookies to order a "BOMB SHELTER". Get inside the "BOMB SHELTER" and order a "THERMONUCLEAR BOMB"....