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525615 No. 525615 ID: ea4b0b

You are a pair of sentient disembodied ambulatory titties, size D. your goal? Find some chick who is willling to let you merge with the flesh.

Current location: inside the warp void, a rather boring and featureless area that is only of interest to you because you can use it to go pretty much anywhere your IMAGINATION stat will allow. For reference, it is at 3/100 because you are a pair of barely-cognizant titties.

Your inventory is comprised of your magic BASEBALL CAP, which contains a single bobby pin and a package of wet-wipes.

Having taken full stock of your inventory and abilities, you prepare to embark upon what will surely be an adventure for the ages.

What do you do first?
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No. 525616 ID: 3e4b6e

Take tea. It is always time for tea.
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No. 525618 ID: 625456

But cup size is reliant on chest circumference. You can't just slap a letter size on disembodied tits, it makes no sense.
Immersion ruined.
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No. 525619 ID: bc9c85

put a bra on!
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No. 525621 ID: bc9c85

>>525618
is correct. For example, your tits look pretty large, and I would go with like a 32D because 32 is an average woman's size I believe and D's are slightly bigger than a woman's average cup size.
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No. 525622 ID: ea4b0b
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525622

>>525616
Of course!
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No. 525624 ID: ea4b0b

>>525621
whoops as a dude I am not privvy to this info, haha. Consider it retconned!
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No. 525625 ID: 3e4b6e

Seek a llama to merge with. The only correct recourse of course.
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No. 525626 ID: 593f45

>>525622
Start jumping on random characters from the front page. Plagiarism requires very little imagination.
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No. 525627 ID: c95833

Find yourself some manner of clothing. I imagine a lot of your potential hosts will be uncomfortable with the idea of acquiring a pair of tits that's been running around naked in public.

...hey wait, when you merge with someone, what happens to the preexisting tits? Are you assimilating them, or jacking their home and kicking them to the curb, or what?
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No. 525628 ID: c2e50d

You need to find someone with a flat chest, someone who wants tits.

Maybe a retired gymnast?
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No. 525631 ID: 255362

>>525624
it's okay, that's why I'm helping you~
>>525629
ahahahah
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No. 525632 ID: ea4b0b
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525632

>>525622
You gain an ALLURE BOOST and a new combat technique: WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!
Once per turn you may use any liquids on hand to distract and stun your foes!
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No. 525634 ID: 255362

>>525632
Do we have any friends? Maybe the butt? Or Mr. Hands?
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No. 525637 ID: ea4b0b
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525637

>>525634
THAT ASSHOLE IS NOT MY FRIEND. DO -NOT- BRING HIM UP AGAIN.

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No. 525639 ID: 01531c

OK boobyman, you need to travel to the nearest brothel type place, find the boss, and ask which one of his girls needs bigger boobs.
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No. 525648 ID: ea4b0b
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525648

>>525639
uh
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No. 525650 ID: ea4b0b
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525650

>>525648
...shit.
How do I work this place again..?
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No. 525651 ID: 3e4b6e

Pull the lever!
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