2/4 Chirps 2013/04/29(Mon)00:08 No. 508114 ID: 34cbef
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[Bern] ...Recieving, well howdy there princess. I'm currently out but what can I can help ya with?

[Regi] So I have a few slumlings that 5 eyes dumped on me, I was wondering if you can help me get them settled somewhere til I can come up with an idea of what to do with them.

[Bern] hmmm, nope. I don't have many resources left after the Kilamogue got passed through gcp regulations.

[Regi] Kilamogue? I've been distracted lately, what's that?

[Bern] VP, you can't be telling me you haven't heard about the new editions to the most wanted list.

[Regi] Can't say that I have

[Bern] Well okay, so i'll share the easy to digest parts. They killed Razor, and when I say 'they' I mean the shadow squad. Those are the mercs that Graymage hired and suited up after Razor did a number on their transport a few weeks back.

[Regi] So super mercenaries, that's no big deal.

[Bern] Contrary is the word here, they are a huge deal. It seems that Graymage is getting tired of relying on the CELE and GCPD.

3/4 Chirps 2013/04/29(Mon)00:25 No. 508115 ID: 34cbef
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[Regi] oookay, so they decided not to be lazy scum. But what exactly is the kilamogue?

[Bern] I'm getting there. So, this shadow squad is supposedly taking orders from... wait for it... Miss Eos.

[Regi] HEH, now that sounds sketchy. Ellen isn't even real, just some hologram of a dead woman with a smart super computer projecting the image. So go on

[Bern] Okay, so Kilamogue is supposedly what they are calling this super secret agenda that the shadow squad is carrying out. From what i've read of it it's a kill order on all the bounties listed on the top 3. That means they are hunting you, me and this new guy.

[Regi] I'm looking at it now, it doesn't say what the new guy did... i'm also surprised at the record he's making here.

[Bern] I know, but listen to this. This new guy, 'Gibralter', seems to not exist. I've looked into it and found out that there is some very fishy coincidences. First off When i say he didn't exist, what i mean is that he didn't exist until when Razor attacked that transport. Next is that in the records I sniffed through, Kilamogue wasn't ordered until just a few minutes after that attack. And finally it seems because of that attack the Miss eos Super computer seems to have become increasingly more aggressive with the corporate heads, starting to make some of them nervous.

[Regi] Isn't that a good thing?

[Bern] Well whatever it is, something tells me that I won't be able to run around as freely as I would like soon.

4/4 Chirps 2013/04/29(Mon)00:32 No. 508117 ID: 34cbef
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[Regi] Welp thanks for the info, I'm pretty confident I'll be fine. But I still have these guys to worry about.

[Bern] So where is the yellow guy? Isn't he there right now?

[Regi] No, he went out to bag Orpus. That slumlord in Dirger.

[Bern] I'm sure you can come up with something, Why not talk with... what's his name? Dave?

[Regi] On a cold day in hell when I'm pill popping cyanide maybe, I straight up don't like the guy. He's dirty, nasty, unpleasant... just all the bad parts of the male gender.

[Bern] Hahaha, Alright. I need to finish this thing, Good luck pondering on baggage.

[Regi] Damnit...

Input

see if anyone wants honey

Wait I thought five eyes was dead.

>>508118
That could work. Have the bee babysit the bunnies, and the bunnies take care of the bee. Tie all your freeloaders together in a self sustaining circle where you don't have to do anything, but get free honey to sell.

>>508137
There's been a reboot, several threads have been deemed not-cannon. So Quint isn't dead, yet (unless we get him killed :V). Check dis for the reasoning, or the wiki to see the threads that don't count anymore.

Stick them in a cheap space hotel and take the cost out of 5-eyes paycheck

So Regi what do the ranks mean in your murder sex church?

As for the little bunnies maybe they can help around the store for now?

You should ask the doctor what his plans are.

maybe you could stick the doc somewhere cheap just to get him out of the way and maybe make some kind of makeshift med room for him, or just use Dave's Med ship, to use as a side business to make some extra cash around here. As for the two bunny people, while the doc seems to like them as assistants so you could probably just stick them with him for now or you could see what they could do around the shop to lessen your workload.

1/3 chirps 2013/05/01(Wed)03:55 No. 508318 ID: 34cbef
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[Regi] So how does a hotel sound? Your stay will be graciously taken care of by 5 eyes. It's going to be temporary until i can situate something for you. If you don't mind babysitting these two aswell that'd be two things put asside.

[Doc] ...I dunno. The places around here seem awfully scummy- I mean not to offend, but the docking hold seems to be up to ancient GI fetch standards and the hallways are littered with garbage.

[Regi] Now listen here, it's not perfect but Urtz is the best station when it comes to living good. Don't let the sloppy exterior-

[Doc] and interior

[Regi] whatever, you're gonna have to suffer with it til i can figure something o-

2/3 chirps 2013/05/01(Wed)04:01 No. 508319 ID: 34cbef
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[Cuddlebee] Naf naf regi regi, naf

[Regi] Lilly, lilly get off

[Lilly] naf I wanna wanna

[Regi] cut it out, no stop

[Lilly] But wanna wanna honey pool naf naf naf

[Regi] I'm busy lilly, go away for a second

[Lilly] no no way naf, I wanna wanna

[Regi] It's not appropriate to do that now, just go back to the room

3/3 chirps 2013/05/01(Wed)04:05 No. 508321 ID: 34cbef
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[Lilly] No, I'll naf till you wanna

[Regi] damnit lilly, bug off... Doc, you will accept the room or i'll smack up a few people.

[Doc] Okay okay, You got your hands full I guess

[Lilly] Naf naf naf

[Regi] I dunno what to do with her sometimes, like right now...

>input

Aww, that's cute. Regardless if we don't do it she'll likely bug us the entire day.

What's with the naf-ing and lack of buzzing? Did you get her a translator?

What's honey pooling involve?

just deal with this before to many problems pop up and completely ruin your day.

well i bet the buns would be fine with helping her. i mean fuckin is one of the things the church does right?

Oh god the bee lady you were "harvesting" is totally into it now. Great you went and made her a pervert.

Get the bunnies to help out?

You're not wearing perfume or bright colors, are you Regi? That bee seems to think you're a flower.

>>508332

That might be what that thing is on her head.

>>508321
Regi: Clearly, you should build a rig that she can work on her own so she can do it without bothering you.

1/2 chirps 2013/05/06(Mon)19:40 No. 509029 ID: 34cbef
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[Green] wha ith huney pwooling, we can helb

[Regi] It's... a thing... uh... it's hard to explain in public. I've got a video in back... it explains cuddle bee stuff.

[Blue] If ruby wants to help, I wanna help too.

[Ruby] I can be mishnary and helb wif stuffy stuff wif sisder regi

2/2 chirps 2013/05/06(Mon)19:47 No. 509030 ID: 34cbef
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[Regi]....I-i.... daw, my heart...hard to think...

[Ruby] can we helb you, pweeeeease?

[blue] Pleeeeease?

[Regi] st-stop it... lemme think for a second.

[Lilly] naf naf

>input

well they come from the same religion as you so you know they probably have seen something like this before or even worse, but at the same time seeing as in how they usually murdered there sacrifices when they are done makes me a little hesitant. If you do let them go through with this just make sure and tell them not to hurt Lilly or go to overboard.

well they murder and eat them. the fact the bee secretes edible liquid should negate that.

How about no.

They were just rescued from being sex-slash-snuff slaves for that terrifying bunny god you worship. I think they can handle slightly inappropriate honeybee milking.

...plus, it's going to be absolutely adorable when they end up covered in honey. :V

They should be able to take care of her fine. Just show them the basics and where the honey jars are.

1/5 chirps 2013/05/09(Thu)04:25 No. 509451 ID: 34cbef
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[Regi] Alright, then I can go and find a place to put the elf

[Doctor] I'm not an elf, it's Vulor- we're goblin hybrids.

[Regi] I don't care. You girls are gonna watch this video i'll pull up after I put lilly in the back. It'll explain what you need to do. Think you can do it without getting into trouble?

[Ruby] yes

[Regi] Alright, it's up. I'll be back in a bit then.

2/5 chirps 2013/05/09(Thu)04:32 No. 509452 ID: 34cbef
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Hello Grey Mage customer, I am Doctor Cheng And you are watching the continuation of the wildlife video series called: Cuddlebees and you! You are currently on video 3 which will illustrate the Cuddlebees reproductive system, mating rituals, and will also teach you how to effectively collect Honey or Wax from these exotic types of creatures.

3/5 chirps 2013/05/09(Thu)04:59 No. 509454 ID: 34cbef
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[Video]This is a diagram of the reproductive systems of both the male and female Cuddlebee. On diagram 2 you will notice here that the female has these pores at the topmost of their antennae. These pores produce a pheromone that indicates that they are willing to 'get it on' with the male or any male that is within the the proximity of the pheromone producer. The reason we have dubbed these creatures the moniker of 'Cuddle' bee is that in a sexually healthy hive there is a queen and a king who are always engaging in 'Cuddling' or sexual activity on a constant basis. It has been noted that in hives that have no king bees that a queen will often take multiple male cuddlebees upon her. Now continuing with the diagram, I wish to direct your attention to the mass of musculature at the males abdomen. When the female emits the sex pheromone the male often responds or gives the signal that he is 'ready to go' by rotating his abdomen at intense speeds. The abdomen rotates at such speeds that it has a sort of humming vibration which coincidentally also causes the male cuddlebees reproductive organ to vibrate aswell. It has been studied that a male cuddlebee can vibrate at 120-200 rpm.

[Blue] holy crap, lookit that bee penis!

[Ruby] dats not soo byg

[Video] Before the cuddlebees preform intercourse the queen usually designates a hollow comb-pit in which to sit. The reason for this is that Honey, the by product of cuddlebee intercourse (which is produced by the female cuddlebee), Is also the nourishment of cuddlebee larvae. We will show a brief clip of a Cuddlebee royal pair performing this ritual. As you can see the female is shaking her antennae and the male has responded with his abdominal vibrations. They have taken position at a honeycomb that they have been working on for a while, as you notice there are the larvae gathered around the pool.

4/5 chirps 2013/05/09(Thu)05:11 No. 509455 ID: 34cbef
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[Video] The pair will mate frequently until the queen has produced her first grub. If a queen does not produce a grub after 3 or so months the male cuddlebees start producing an adrenaline in their system and preform intercourse with the queen non-stop for the next 3 months after or until either or both are dead.

[Ruby] owchy, dat must hurt

[Video] Now for all you amateur cuddlebee farmers. Yes, cuddlebees can be domesticated. It is advised that if you raise a mating pair that you keep the male restrained and isolated at all times or it may become hostile. Cuddlebees can be sold for a fairly cheap price of 900 credits a larvae and they make great and loyal companions or heavy load transporters as they can lift up to ten times their weight. If you are raising female cuddlebees for honey purposes, the proposed method is to set up a clean area with a small pool such as the toy kiddie pools sold at any general store. Next is to use the sexual vibrating toy often times sold to lonely women, these can be purchased at any exotic adult goods store. And as process have the female sit in the pool and start performing the honey extracting process, once the pool is one quarter full you can start collecting honey in jars or sealed liquid holding containers of any kind.

5/5 chirps 2013/05/09(Thu)05:15 No. 509457 ID: 34cbef
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[Ruby] awight, i'm bored of dis vi-eo, lebs do dis

[Blue] Yeah, lets check in back to see if regi has this stuff sitting around.

[Lilly] buzz buzz

[Blue]... wonder where we look first. We gotta find a pool, vibrator, and jars.

>input

>lift up to ten times their weight
Hey-oh! Regi, you got a stockroom hauler! No need to hire a muscle-head or use a forklift.

>look for stuff
Jars should be in the kitchen or eating area equivalent, right? Toys, you raid Regi's bedroom, of course.

You'd think the pool would be obvious, wherever it's been set up.

start with the back room and work your way up form there.

>>509457
This is Regi's place.
Ask her where she keeps her honey pooling stuff.
or hell, ask the bee.

well she was doing it before so the bee may know. besides you can just do it manually if you can't find vibrators.

chirps 2013/05/10(Fri)09:02 No. 509666 ID: 34cbef
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[Ruby] wets go wook for toys fyrs-

Suddenly the lights go out and the emergency lights come on.

[Blue] huh?

[Intercom] Hello station attendants, this is David. All store owners are advised to put their stalls in lockdown and to make sure all loose goods are fastened to the strap rails which will deploy in a moment. Follow your regular procedures relating to space debris protocols. This is not a test, we will be hitting some space debris... hard. On an unrelated note we need all able bodied individuals to arm themselves. I will be broadcasting updates as they come.

>choose a character set
>Bunbuns and lilly
>Regi and Whimsical
>The eye of David
>uknown engineer

Hmm. On the one hand the bunny cultists are hilarious and adorable, and as members of a scary murder cult, are probably tougher than they look.

On the other, Regi is badass awesome and a secret supervillian terrorist. Although she's saddled with Whimsical. Didn't he have a compulsion to murder anyone who kills or something? That's... problematic if it comes to a fight (and Rerk was scared what would happen if the two of them ever ended up in close proximity).

The unknown engineer, cause there is no way this will turn into something like deadspace

Failing that the bunbuns and lilly

gonna vote for regi/whimsical.

Bunbuns and Lily

Whimsical does his best work off camera.

>>509666
Engineer! The true badasses of space!

Engineer b/c mystery!

Votin for engy.

Votin for bunnies.

1/2 chirps 2013/05/10(Fri)14:11 No. 509701 ID: 34cbef
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[Intercom] Alright, an update on the situation. The station will slowly begin lockdown procedures, starting with the shuttle bays and working its way to the stations power cores. This will not hinder the ingenuitive types, but keep in mind that I don't want anyone using explosives to blow apart my station. I'm lookin at you regi, Now that I'm thinking about it i'm gonna lock your storage units down immediately. Also, if you run into some interesting folks with heavy guns, please kill them real quick like... I will hold a party for those who don't make it, ciao!

[Engy 1] Alright people, we are engineers. Locked doors won't be an issue for us. Jamie, you will take point.

2/2 chirps 2013/05/10(Fri)14:17 No. 509702 ID: 34cbef
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[Jamie] I don't have an issue with being first in line... but can I put something together to replace my plasma cutter? I doubt i can open doors with it. I can't pry them open with my 30 pound bench press ability.

[Engy 1] Alright, but you can only cobble with the powertools... Actually just choose 3, because I need to put something together. And I'm sure Greg wants to aswell.

>choose 3 mundane powertools to make your awesome weapon, the finished product will be the most entertaining

Electric drill.
Vibrator
Generator.

three power tools huh?

a circular saw to cut through things, a wire welder incase you need to put things back together, and a nail gun with the maximum power we can put into ever shot so we can also nail things into place quickly if we need to. that and all of this will make a decent makeshift weapon if we have to kill things.

A skillsaw, a rotary sander and a plasma cutter.

A lathe, an extruder and an alchimeter.

>>509702
Don't forget, this is sci-fi.
What tools do we have available?

>>509714
just imagine tools that might be implemented in a sci-fi campaign. Laser tools of many varieties, sonic screwdrivers, be imaginative.

Portable nanofactory. Portable mass recycler (to get materials for the factory). Blueprint database.

a arc welder, a laser drill, and a small gravity tether.

Electromagnetic Rivet/Nail Gun.
Laser Spanner.
Rotary Hand Axe.

>>509740
Yes! Reconstruct their armor into chainmail bikinis!

>>509740
the nanites will be able to recycle materials themselves via dis-assembly, so taking a portable nanite factory will allow for creation/destruction.

with that and the blue print database well have one slot free, i suggest taking that nail run Nothing suggested, as it can double as a weapon in a emergancy. (im guessing something designed to rivet space ship hulls will make a chunky salsa out of anything that gets in front of it...)

chirps 2013/05/14(Tue)14:45 No. 510673 ID: 34cbef
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[Jamie] Here we go, all we need are some blueprints. And a name...

>name it

Richard.

Alma

Pangu, Forge of creation!

or Pigu cause it kinda looks like a very fat pig thing :)

>>510691
Ricardo.

Hmm. I shall name it Spig, the spider pig 'bot!

1/5 chirps 2013/06/01(Sat)12:39 No. 513873 ID: 34cbef
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[Jamie] I think i'll call the widdle guy Ricardo Alma Spigu because that sounds fun enough. I will love it and hug it and kiss it and give it all sorts of attention

2/5 chirps 2013/06/01(Sat)12:45 No. 513874 ID: 34cbef
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[Jamie] Alrighty, now that i'm finally done lets go over our priorities. I'm not sure who we are up against so the main thing is to get David to a safe place, then we re-activate the security turrets. Remember that David said to shoot on site, so don't take these people for granted. If at all possible don't get spotted.

3/5 chirps 2013/06/01(Sat)12:49 No. 513876 ID: 34cbef
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[Engy 1] Yessir, I'll stick to the maintenance tubes and go collect david. This place should be the safest if we raise the turrets again.

[Jamie] Alright, just be attentive and don't let them sneak up on yo-

4/5 chirps 2013/06/01(Sat)13:01 No. 513879 ID: 34cbef
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[Police] GCPD, GET ON THE FLOOR

[Officer] Surround them

[Police 2] Just sit on the ground, if anyone tries anything- Any thing at all, we will start using force

5/5 chirps 2013/06/01(Sat)13:12 No. 513884 ID: 34cbef
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[Jamie] What's Galaxy Corp doing here?

[Officer] We are looking for a fugitive. Goes by the name Viper Princess. A correspondant that we have working for us has been helping us on the search.

[Jamie] I don't know what you're talking about...

[Officer] This room looks like a secondary computer terminal hub... I assume that since all of you are wearing maintenance suits that you're all engineers. Are you all engineers, also who is david- He in charge? If I like your answer I'll let you help me in my man hunt.

>input

Why are you trying to grab a fugitive now? The whole station is at risk from space debris! Seems to me you've got your priorities in arrears. The public good and safety comes before justice.

These guys are probably the bad guys here. You want to cooperate (or pretend to) until we have a chance to dispose of them.

These are the people we were warned about. Pretend help them out so we can "help" with the man hunt. Then make sure they all have "accidents" while searching the old dangerous space station.

>>513886
Indeed, you could blame any casualties on the old piece of crap. Electrocutions from faulty/ exposed wiring. Hull breaches, etc.

If you have any particularly run down or dangerous parts of the station you can help them search those first to maximize casualties. Plus it wont look to suspicious because that's where horrible criminals would hide out right?

Oh and for the who is David question. Say he is the guy who runs the station and then give some sob story about how he has your kids and you have to work for him or you don't know what will happen. Only try this if you are decent at acting.

Be vague about David. Don't tell them he's the station AI.

1/3 chirps 2013/06/13(Thu)07:31 No. 516607 ID: 34cbef
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[Jamie] Well here is a datapad of the blueprints

[Officer] mkay, that's a start. Can you do engineering and whatnot, never got an answer to that yes

[Jamie] Of course we can.

[Officer] So where do we go looking for the scum around this place.

[Jamie] You can always check in the maintenance tunnels, access tr3 is a perfect place to hide criminals.

[Officer] hmmm, i'm sure one of your guys can tell my team all about it.

[Jamie] hm?

[Officer] We are splitting into groups, two teams are heading out to do a search party- since there are three of you that makes it perfect for me to set up a home base right here.

[Jamie] w-well aren't you wanting to catch this crazy person, wouldn't it be more efficient for all of you to go out?

[Officer] No, no it would not. I'm not gonna take suggestions from an ugly feminine man.

2/3 chirps 2013/06/13(Thu)07:34 No. 516609 ID: 34cbef
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[Jamie] Are yo- HHHHHHHHHHHWHAT

[Officer] You still haven't told me who this David guy is.

[Jamie] HOW COULD YOU OUTRIGHT SAY SUCH HORRID THINGS!?

[Officer] Listen here 'maam,' you can look like the prettiest little cupcake all you want. I've got a sixth sense when it comes to those types of people. Am I wrong in assuming you're fabulous?

3/3 chirps 2013/06/13(Thu)07:36 No. 516610 ID: 34cbef
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[Officer] Ah, now this is a nice change of pace. Now i can clean out my ears. What? You got something to say? Don't stand there with a stupid look on your face, I need you to clean up an area for my setup and I also want a connection to one of the computers. And now that i'm thinking of it grab a few of those crates over there, i need a table.

>_

Have Ricardo manufacture a table.

On his roly poly face.

If they're splitting into groups, how many would be in each group? If it's 3 or less left here after the split, you could probably take them out with a turret and claim malfunctions if you have to. The other engineers should go to places like that too. (places that would kill non-engineers) Once each group sheds the extra weight, they can do their real missions. First off though, move the crates and set up the turrets under the guise of "more protection".

relax kid, doobies think everyone are ugly.

This will not stand!

You have to stab him like 40 times with a vibro-screwdriver as soon as his guys are gone.

You stupid short little anteater with your classless monobrow indoor sunglasses! You think I'm ugly you little freak! AAAAAAAHHHHH! [ineffectual hand flailing attack]

>> Doobie
>> Eye visor

GIENUS

1/2 chirps 2013/07/15(Mon)17:33 No. 524747 ID: 34cbef
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[Jamie] TAKE IT BACK

[Officer]...what was that?

2/2 chirps 2013/07/15(Mon)17:35 No. 524748 ID: 34cbef
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[Jamie] TAKEITBACKTAKEITBACKTAKEITBACKTAKEITBACKTAKEITBACK
TAKEITBACKTAKEITBACKTAKEITBACKTAKEITBACKTAKEITBACK

[Officer] no... stop...cut it out... stop... please... no... i'm getting a cold over here...
stopit... stop... maybe if i ignore him... cut it out

>_

He's ignoring you!

Kick him in his stupid anteater balls.

Wait, were you trying to look like a feminine man? The only actual insult is he called you ugly, and then said that you're a pretty cupcake? What is going onnn